History Funny / SonicTheHedgehog2020

** This became far more amusing when it was announced that said national treasure would be playing ''Shadow the Hedgehog'' in ''Sonic 3''. One can only imagine how Sonic will react when he hears the voice of his favorite actor coming out of his number one rival.

Given the blue blur and his [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog franchise's]] tendency to make you laugh out loud, don't be surprised that ''[[Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020 his first theatrical release]]'' will also be fast enough to make you [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments burst out in laughter]] with it's quick thrills!

Given the blue blur and his [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog franchise's]] tendency to make you laugh out loud, don't be surprised that the ''[[Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020 Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' movie will also be fast enough to make you [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments burst out in laughter]] with it's quick thrills!

Given the blue blur and his [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog franchise's]] tendency to make you laugh out loud, don't be surprised that the ''Film/SonicTheHedgehog'' movie will also be fast enough to make you [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments burst out in laughter]] with it's quick thrills!

Given the blue blur and his [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog franchise's]] tendency to make you laugh out loud, don't be surprised that the ''Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020'' movie will also be fast enough to make you [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments burst out in laughter]] with it's quick thrills!

Given the blue blur and his [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog franchise's]] tendency to make you laugh out loud, don't be surprised that his first ever theatrical release will also be fast enough to make you [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments burst out in laughter]] with it's quick thrills!

--->'''Tom:''' At least you won't be the only [[IncrediblyLamePun fun guy]].[[note]][[DontExplainTheJoke Fungi]] [[/note]]\\

-->'''Robotnik:''' [[BlatantLies My grasp on sanity remains... absolute.]] [[ImmediateSelfContradiction Isn't that right, Agent Stone?]] ''(facing toward "Agent Stone" and proceeds to pick it up)'' Why don't you get a head start... ''(tosses the stone away)'' Do some [[IncrediblyLamePun rock-connaissance]]! [[LaughingAtYourOwnJokes Hahahahaha!!]] ''Rock-connaissance!'' [[LaughWithMe C'mon, that's hilarious!]] ''(whacks a nearby mushroom)'' What's the matter with you?!

*** Though it's also worth noting that [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome they wouldn't have an easy way to go back to San Francisco]]-- Tom's pickup truck was heavily damaged by the encounter with Robotnik's drone, and both it and Rachel's [[BlatantLies borrowed]] car were left behind when Sonic used a ring to throw them back to Green Hills. Assuming they didn't just book another flight like Maddie did at the start of the film (or, say, [[MundaneUtility used Sonic's rings]] to quickly get in and out), it must've taken ''quite a while'' to get back to Ozzy, potentially multiplying the awkwardness factor. On the bright side, Sonic may have gotten another road trip out of it.

'''Tom:''' No. I mean, yes, it's a child, but it's not mine.\\

* Before learning the results of Tom's job application to San Francisco, Maddie has already prepared two cakes for the occasion; one to celebrate, and one that says "Forget those morons, San Francisco SUCKS!" (complete with an icing depiction of the Golden Gate Bridge on fire) if he didn't get the job, and accidentally brings out the negative one first. For bonus points, the celebration cake includes the phrase "[[BlatantLies I never had any doubts!]]"

*** When she woke up, she's likely mad at Jojo for ''not'' catching her (never mind that she's too big for her daughter), and probably blames it on Tom. She's probably also made at Jojo for giving the "alien" one of her pair of shoes, since she may have just bought those for her daughter recently.

'''Robotnik''': I bet they do. I'm sure you're HELLA popular with the Jebs and Merles and Billy Bobs in this glorified gas station rest stop. Betcha go way back to the days of tipping cows and PLAYIN' IN A JUG BAND! ''[mimes blowing on a bottle and slapping his knee]'' And maybe someday, you'll ''achieve'' your goal of getting a Costco card or adopting a Labradoodle. But the reality is: I surpassed '''''everything you are ever going to do''''' ... before I was a ''toddler''. I was spitting out formulas while ''you'' were spitting ''up'' formula.\\

[[caption-width-right:350:I'm ''wet'', I'm ''cold'', [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking there's a]] ''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking FISH ON MY HEAD!]]''"]]

[[caption-width-right:350:''"I'm wet, I'm cold, [[SuddenlyShouting THERE'S A FISH ON MY HEAD!]]"'']]