History Funny / SantaClausIsCominToTown

* Kris meets the penguin Topper when the penguin slides right into Kris, knocking him off of his feet and the penguin bounces off of him and crashes head first into the snow.

--->'''Kris''': ''(pulling out a yo-yo)'' For you.\\
'''Burgermeister''': What th...a yo-yo? [[HypocriticalHumor I LOVE yo-yos! I used to be able to do all kinds of tricks! WHEEEEE! Hahahaha!]]\\
'''Grimsley''': Excuse me, Sir, but [[LampshadeHanging you're breaking your own laws]].\\
'''Burgermeister''': Huh? What was that? I... ''(realizes what he's done)'' Oooh, I have been bamboozled! ARREST HIM! ARREST HIM!

** And at the end of the song, as the Burgermeister finishes drafting the new law, there’s only one part he doesn't read -- the little "No Kidding!" at the very end.

* The RunningGag with people criticizing Kris' clothes. When it's brought up a second time, he responds with this:
-->'''Kris:''' [[LampshadeHanging Clothes AGAIN?]]
* The "No More Toymakers to the King" reprise is pretty funny--the Burgermeister gets so damn [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill worked up]] over the toys.

** And at the end of the song, as the Burgermeister finishes drafting the new law, there’s only one part he doesn’t read- the little "No Kidding!" at the very end.
* [[RunningGag "Uh, Winter, please."]]
** "I still have a little magic! Haha! [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome I'm not such a loser after all!]]"
* "Put One Foot in Front of the Other" is this. The best part is when Kris defies gravity and kicks his feet in mid-air as he flies through the sky while he says "Come on, there's a good tailwind blowin'!".
** Kris also sings this line:
---> '''Kris:''' If your time of life is at hand... Well '''''DON'T BE THE RULE''''', be the exception.

* "[The South Pole] is on the other end of the Earth -- you're just about as lost as you can get."
* This exchange:
--> '''Grimsley:''' Herr Burgermeister! Herr Burgermeister! Look what was discovered on your front stoop!\\
'''Burgermeister:''' What? What, Grimsley? The milk? The daily paper?\\
'''Grimsley:''' No, sir. A baby.\\
'''Burgermeister:''' Oh, is that all. ''(realizes what Grimsley just said, and immediately gasps and chokes)'' [[DoubleTake A BABY?!]]
** What really sells it are the gasping and choking noises the Burgermeister makes along with the SpitTake when he hears the news.
* Kris' response to the kids worrying about the Burgermeister seeing the toys.
-->'''Kid:''' What about the Burgermeister?
-->'''Kris:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What about him? If he wants a toy, he can have one. I'll give him a big, red yo-yo.]]
* S.D. Kluger's answer to a kid's question about Santa being a baby is hilarious. "Everybody has got to be a baby '''at least once''' in their lives."

* The ThatRemindsMeOfASong that Jessica sings which is completely irrelevant to the plot, but is still funny because of the 1960's acid colors.
** And the delightfully cheesy "animation" trick they used to let her look at her reflection in the water; the animators stuck a photograph of her at the bottom of the fountain. Which remains completely stationary even as she sings.

* The sheer amount of NarmCharm in the film.

*** Also, "NO I DON'T WANT TO DEBATE IT!"

** "I still have a little magic! Haha! [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome I'm not such a loser after all!"]]
* "One Foot In Front Of The Other" is this. The best part is when Kris defies gravity and kicks his feet in mid-air as he flies through the sky while he says "Come on, there's a good tailwind blowin'!".

--->'''Kris''': (''pulling out a yo-yo'') For you.\\

'''Grimsley''': Excuse me, Sir, but [[LampshadeHanging you're breaking your own law]].\\

--> '''Grimsley''': Herr Burgermeister! Herr Burgermeister! Look what was discovered on your front stoop!
--> '''Burgermeister''': What? What, Grimsley? The milk? The daily paper?
--> '''Grimsley''': No, sir. A baby.
--> '''Burgermeister''': Oh, is that all. (''realizes what Grimsley just said, and immediately gasps and chokes'') [[DoubleTake A BABY?!]]

-->'''Kid''': What about the Burgermeister?
-->'''Kris''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What about him? If he wants a toy he can have one. I'll give him a big red yo-yo.]]
* The narrator at the beginning's answer to a kid's question about Santa being a baby is hilarious. "Everybody has got to be a baby '''at least once''' in their lives."

--> '''Kris:''' If your time of life is at hand... Well '''''DON'T BE THE RULE''''', be the exception.

* "Ah, a perfect day. Everybody is glum. Ah, see all the little children out playing with their toys...'''''[[DoubleTake PLAYING WITH THEIR TOYS?!!]]'''''"

-->'''Kris''': (''pulling out a yo-yo'') For you.\\

--> '''Kris''': (''Pulling out a yo-yo'') For you.
--> '''Burgermeister''': What th...a yo-yo? [[HypocriticalHumor I LOVE yo-yos! I used to be able to do all kinds of tricks! WHEEEEE! Hahahaha!]]
--> '''Grimsley''': Excuse me, Sir, but [[LampshadeHanging you're breaking your own law.]]
--> '''Burgermeister''': Huh? What was that? I... ''[realizes what he's done]'' Oooh, I have been bamboozled! ARREST HIM! ARREST HIM!

* The narrator at the beginning is answering a kid's question about Santa being a baby is hilarious. "Everybody has got to be a baby '''at least once''' in their lives.

** During the song, the Burgermeister throws the book down, and it bounces. When it comes down, he dropkicks it with his broken foot, and then [[AgonyOfTheFeet holds it in pain]].

-->'''Kris''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What about him? If he wants a toy he can have one. I'll give him a big red yo-yo.]]

-->'''Kris''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What about him? If he wants a toy he can have one.]]

* "Ah, a perfect day. Everybody is glum. Ah, see all the little children out playing with their toys...'''''PLAYING WITH THEIR TOYS?!!'''''