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'''Serena:''' Two giant cakes, and I can't fit in my new dress by Versace.\\

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'''Serena:''' Two giant cakes, and so I can't fit in into my new dress by Versace.\\

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'''Other Girl''': After I lost 20 pounds, maybe you should take some notes!

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'''Other Girl''': After I lost 20 pounds, maybe you should take some notes!note!



'''Lady:''' Hey, nerd. You're really putting a lot of '''''energy''''' into this class, and I'm really impressed by your '''''energy''''' input. So I want you to lead the class today, and teach them how to give more '''''energy''''' for completely innocent reasons. …'''''ENERGY!!!!!'''''\\

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'''Lady:''' Hey, nerd. You're really putting a lot of '''''energy''''' into this class, and I'm really impressed by your '''''energy''''' input. So I want wanted you to lead the class today, and teach them how to give more '''''energy''''' for completely innocent reasons. …'''''ENERGY!!!!!'''''\\



'''Lady:''' Yeah, I don't know what you've just said, but I take that you've agreed to ''give me your'' '''''ENERGY!!!'''''\\

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'''Lady:''' Yeah, I don't know what you've you just said, but I take that you've agreed you agree to ''give me your'' '''''ENERGY!!!'''''\\



** One of the schoolgirls at the temple being so creeped out by Raye's grandpa's sexual advances that she prefers to be abducted by the evil bus. (super quickly) "Noooo, huhhhh, we're gonna go on the bus that disappears, thanks!"

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** One of the schoolgirls at the temple being so creeped out by Raye's grandpa's sexual advances that she prefers to be abducted by the evil bus. (super quickly) "Noooo, huhhhh, "Uh, no, we're gonna go get on the that bus that disappears, thanks!"



'''Raye:''' "I HOPE WE DO! THE ICY WATER OF DEATH WILL BE MY SANCTUARY!"

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'''Raye:''' "I HOPE WE DO! THE ICY WATER WATERS OF DEATH WILL BE MY SANCTUARY!"



** Kris' conservation with her boss about her recent drawings:
---> '''Kris:''' But I worked so ''hard'' on it; I worked so hard, [[OffModel my right eye dropped down three inches...]]
---> '''Boss:''' Yeah, well, this is still crap, bitch.



'''Malachite''': I can give you something better to eat...\\
'''Zoicite''': Oooh, you dirty boy!

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'''Malachite''': I can give you something better to eat...nibble on...\\
'''Zoicite''': Oooh, you dirty boy!boy! First, let me whine to you about how much I hate Nephlite.
** And later in the same conversation:
---> '''Zoicite:''' Your hands are so tasty; is that Olay or Nivea?
---> '''Malachite:'''.... I'm wearing gloves.



-->'''Zoicite:''' A priest? Are we allowed to do this? I don't want the Vatican coming after me or anything.\\

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-->'''Zoicite:''' A priest? Are we allowed to do this? I don't want the Vatican coming after me us or anything.something.\\
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** Nephlite's gravelly voice singing "I Won't Say I'm In Love" from Disney's ''Film/{{Hercules}}'' as the stinger.

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** Nephlite's gravelly voice singing "I Won't Say I'm In Love" from Disney's ''Film/{{Hercules}}'' ''WesternAnimation/{{Hercules}}'' as the stinger.
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--->'''Titus:''' "Aren't you going to congratulatemeshlebabla YOUR PENIS?

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--->'''Titus:''' "Aren't you going to congratulatemeshlebabla with YOUR PENIS?
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* And then there's Mina's whole "Revlon Wind" speech.


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The recap at the beginning, which recaps Mina's introduction, complete with the Revlon Wind speech until Raye interrupted:
--> '''Raye''': JESUS CHRIST, WE DO NOT NEED A RECAP OF THAT SHIT!
--> '''Serena''': oh-kay, moving on....
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** The fat girl trying to act as the VoiceOfReason, but is constantly insulted by everyone.
--->'''Fat Girl''': When did you get a boyfriend?
--->'''Other Girl''': After I lost 20 pounds, maybe you should take some notes!

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** The fat girl trying to act as the VoiceOfReason, OnlySaneMan, but is constantly insulted by everyone.
--->'''Fat Girl''': When did you get a boyfriend?
--->'''Other
boyfriend?\\
'''Other
Girl''': After I lost 20 pounds, maybe you should take some notes!

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* This tidbit:

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* ** This tidbit:tidbit from the episode:


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** Dream Dolly whenever she speaks:
--->'''Sailor Moon:''' Oh no! Where's the princess?\\
'''Dream Dolly:''' ''(sing-song)'' I'll never tell...''(deep, demonic voice)''...ANYOFYOU!
*** And...
--->'''Dream Dolly:''' Well, now that I picked my apple '''BACK UP!''' I can kill you anyway.\\
''([[{{Beat}} Sailor Moon and Mars look at her shocked]])''\\
'''Luna:''' [[OhCrap RUN!]]
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* This tidbit:
-->'''Raye:''' HEY, GET OFF THAT BEAR, LITTLE BOY!!\\
'''Serena:''' No! He can ride it if he wants!\\
'''Raye:''' HE'S NOT A FURRY! DON'T PRESSURE HIM!\\
'''Serena:''' He wants to! Okay? Stop ruining other people's joy!\\
''(The girls break into tug-of-war with the boy)''\\
'''Little boy:''' Why are you people touching me? {{I want my mommy}}\\
''(RecordNeedleScratch)''\\
'''Woman:''' Timmy, you should be ashamed of yourself! Those women are too old for you!
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*** Unless [=KrisRix=] got her Amy and Mina voices mixed up, it sounds like Mina tries to correct herself in the third person afterward.

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*** Unless [=KrisRix=] got her his Amy and Mina voices mixed up, it sounds like Mina tries to correct herself in the third person afterward.
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** [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Stupid. Bitch. Can fly.]] What the fuck?"

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** [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Stupid. Bitch. Can fly.STUPID. BITCH. CAN FLY.]] What the fuck?"WHAT THE FUCK?"



-->'''Raye''': That Serena isn't a Sailor Scout, she's a ''Failure'' Scout! Okay [[WhoWritesThisCrap who the fuck writes these lines?!]]\\

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-->'''Raye''': That Serena isn't a Sailor Scout, she's a ''Failure'' Scout! Okay THAT SERENA ISN'T A SAILOR SCOUT, SHE'S A ''FAILURE'' SCOUT! OKAY [[WhoWritesThisCrap who the fuck writes these lines?!]]\\WHO THE FUCK WRITES THESE LINES?!]]\\



'''Raye''': I bet they're laughing at my misery!\\

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'''Raye''': I bet they're laughing at my misery!\\BET THEY'RE LAUGHING AT MY MISERY!\\
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'''Queen Bery:''' [[SarcasmMode Excellent work! Now Sailor Moon has the crystal!]]
'''Zoicite:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Why thank you!]]
'''Queen Beryl:''' It was sarcasm, Jesus! You don't bring me the crystal but instead some unconscious teenage boy?! [[EurekaMoment Wait.]] [[DudeShesLikeInAComa I have an unconscious teenage boy!]] [[DirtyOldWoman Oooh.]]

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'''Queen -->'''Queen Bery:''' [[SarcasmMode Excellent work! Now Sailor Moon has the crystal!]]
'''Zoicite:''' -->'''Zoicite:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Why thank you!]]
'''Queen -->'''Queen Beryl:''' It was sarcasm, Jesus! You don't bring me the crystal but instead some unconscious teenage boy?! [[EurekaMoment Wait.]] [[DudeShesLikeInAComa I have an unconscious teenage boy!]] [[DirtyOldWoman Oooh.]]



'''Amy:''' Go bleach your roots creep!

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'''Amy:''' -->'''Amy:''' Go bleach your roots creep!
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* Zoicite and Malachite are shocked to see Beryl do something they've never seen before: standing.

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* ** Zoicite and Malachite are shocked to see Beryl do something they've never seen before: standing.
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'''Queen Beryl:''' It was sarcasm, Jesus! You don't bring me the crystal but instead some unconscious teenage boy?! [[EurekaMoment Wait.]] [[DudeShesInAComa I have an unconcious teenage boy!]] [[DirtyOldWoman Oooh.]]

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'''Queen Beryl:''' It was sarcasm, Jesus! You don't bring me the crystal but instead some unconscious teenage boy?! [[EurekaMoment Wait.]] [[DudeShesInAComa [[DudeShesLikeInAComa I have an unconcious unconscious teenage boy!]] [[DirtyOldWoman Oooh.]]

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* During the Sailor Says segment, Melvin tries to cheer Molly up.
-->'''Molly:''' Euurhghuh Nephlite...
-->'''Melvin:''' Well you still have me Molly.
-->'''Molly:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck OH GOD!!]]



* Zoicite and Malachite are shocked to see Beryl do something they've never seen before: standing.
-->'''Zoisite:''' Holy crap man! I thought you were a paraplegic or something!
-->'''Queen Beryl:''' What? No. Jesus, you guys are really morons, huh?



-->'''Amy''': Don't blame it on the [=SMA=] Crew!\\
-->'''Raye''': I bet they're laughing at my misery!\\
-->'''Lita''': I know I am yo.

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-->'''Amy''': '''Amy''': Don't blame it on the [=SMA=] Crew!\\
-->'''Raye''': '''Raye''': I bet they're laughing at my misery!\\
-->'''Lita''': '''Lita''': I know I am yo.



* Episode 31, after Sailor Moon gets knocked unconscious.

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* Episode 31, after 31.
** Queen Beryl discusses the battle with her clowns.
'''Queen Bery:''' [[SarcasmMode Excellent work! Now Sailor Moon has the crystal!]]
'''Zoicite:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Why thank you!]]
'''Queen Beryl:''' It was sarcasm, Jesus! You don't bring me the crystal but instead some unconscious teenage boy?! [[EurekaMoment Wait.]] [[DudeShesInAComa I have an unconcious teenage boy!]] [[DirtyOldWoman Oooh.]]
** After
Sailor Moon gets knocked unconscious.


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** Amy proves to be useful by scaring off Malachite with these offensive words.
'''Amy:''' Go bleach your roots creep!

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* In episode 30 Serena slaps the wounded Darien on the back and notices the blood on her hand.

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* In episode 30 30:
** [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Stupid. Bitch. Can fly.]] What the fuck?"
**
Serena slaps the wounded Darien on the back and notices the blood on her hand.



** While Raye and the girls are waiting for Serena.
-->'''Raye''': That Serena isn't a Sailor Scout, she's a ''Failure'' Scout! Okay [[WhoWritesThisCrap who the fuck writes these lines?!]]\\
-->'''Amy''': Don't blame it on the [=SMA=] Crew!\\
-->'''Raye''': I bet they're laughing at my misery!\\
-->'''Lita''': I know I am yo.



'''Raye:''' THAT'S MY SUIT!

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'''Raye:''' [[CallBack THAT'S MY SUIT!SUIT]]!
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* Episode 38:
** Any single time Nancy Vargas (the reporter) [[MotorMouth talks excessively and without pausing]].
--->'''Nancy Vargas:''' ''(reading Sailor Moon's letter)'' [=OhmyGodwhatascoop!ItsaysshewantstomeetmeattheparkatmidnightandtellmeallabouthowshewantstoquittheSailorScoutteambutIdon'tknowwhyI'mreadingthistoyoubutheyhow'dyougetthisletteranywaysyoucouldn'tpossiblybeSailorMoonyoulooknothinglikeher!=]
** Sailor Moon's "interview" with the reporter:
--->'''Nancy Vargas:''' [=SailorMoon?=]\\
'''Sailor Moon:''' Whoa! Where'd you come from?\\
'''Nancy Vargas:''' [=It'scalledusingmyfeettowalkbutanywayitdoesn'tmattercuzI'mtheoneaskingthequestions!Sowhat'sthedealwiththewhole"splittingwiththeteam"business?=]\\
'''Sailor Moon:''' Uhh...yeah...it's like I said. ''(in a BadBadActing tone)'' We're...uhh...Splitsville! That's it! Totally done with them...forever!\\
'''Nancy Vargas:''' [=Wellhowaboutthat!=]
** When Ninjana reveals her true form:
--->'''Sailor Moon:''' Woah! Hey, you're that ninja from the other night! Oh, oh. I get it. You're a ninja now, so you can only speak ninja language. Hmm...let's see...[[Manga/{{Naruto}} BELIEVE IT!]] ''({{beat}}; Ninjana pulls out her sword)'' Oops! Sorry! I mean "dattebayo"!

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