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* Additionally in the scene before that, Emily Ross tells Jack that the Bureau won’t stop dragging her husband, Edgar Ross, back to work. Not until they’ve “killed him with worry.” Worry isn’t the only thing that’s going to kill your husband...
* In a case of DevelopersForesight, if you run into the Chelonian cult, you can watch as they yell "Chelonia!" while leaping to their deaths. If you jump after them, John will [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Gbtggd7MkM also yell "Chelonia!".]]
* In a case of DevelopersForesight, if you run into the Chelonian cult, you can watch as they yell "Chelonia!" while leaping to their deaths. If you jump after them, John will [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Gbtggd7MkM also yell "Chelonia!".]]
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* Additionally in the scene before that, Emily Ross tells Jack that the Bureau won’t stop dragging her husband, Edgar Ross, back to work. Not until they’ve “killed him with worry.” Worry isn’t the only thing that’s going to kill your husband...
* In a case of DevelopersForesight, if you run into the Chelonian cult, you can watch as they yell "Chelonia!" while leaping to their deaths. If you jump after them, John will [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Gbtggd7MkM also yell "Chelonia!".]]husband...
* In a case of DevelopersForesight, if you run into the Chelonian cult, you can watch as they yell "Chelonia!" while leaping to their deaths. If you jump after them, John will [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Gbtggd7MkM also yell "Chelonia!".]]
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* Additionally in the scene before that, Emily Ross tells Jack that the Bureau won’t stop dragging her husband, Edgar Ross, back to work. Not until they’ve “killed him with worry.” Worry isn’t the only thing that’s going to kill your husband...
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* Additionally in the scene before that, Emily Ross tells Jack that the Bureau won’t stop dragging her husband, Edgar Ross, back to work. Not until they’ve “killed him with worry.” Worry isn’t the only thing that’s going to kill your husband...husband...
* In a case of DevelopersForesight, if you run into the Chelonian cult, you can watch as they yell "Chelonia!" while leaping to their deaths. If you jump after them, John will [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Gbtggd7MkM also yell "Chelonia!".]]
* In a case of DevelopersForesight, if you run into the Chelonian cult, you can watch as they yell "Chelonia!" while leaping to their deaths. If you jump after them, John will [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Gbtggd7MkM also yell "Chelonia!".]]
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z881VVa8SYw This cartoon]], which you can watch in Armadillo. The second guy is especially [[JustForPun fucking]] hilarious!
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z881VVa8SYw This cartoon]], which you can watch in Armadillo. The second guy is especially [[JustForPun [[{{Pun}} fucking]] hilarious!
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* One random encounter has a stranger beg you for a ride, then when he gets close he pulls you off your horse and steals it. You can shoot him as he rides off... or you can just whistle and the horse will throw him and come back to you.
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--->'''Irish:''' What's the word for cunt in Spanish?\\
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--->'''Irish:''' What's the Spanish word for cunt in Spanish?\\'cunt'?\\
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--->'''Irish:''' Well you do insist on fraternizing with a notorious Irish outlaw.
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--->'''Irish:''' Well Well, you do insist on fraternizing with a notorious Irish outlaw.
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--> '''[=MacDougal=]:''' (in exaggerated body language) Good morning, Nastas! Would you like to take off your slippers? Or skin a rabbit? *clears throat* I know, we cannot see the stars, but still, my heart is pure, and we meet, as equals! (to John) These savages must be spoken to simply in metaphores.
--> '''Nastas:''' No, sir. I grew up on a reservation and attended school.
--> '''[=MacDougal=]:''' Oh... lovely, heh...
--> '''Nastas:''' No, sir. I grew up on a reservation and attended school.
--> '''[=MacDougal=]:''' Oh... lovely, heh...
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'''Nastas:''' No, sir. I grew up on a reservation and attended
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'''[=MacDougal=]:''' Oh... lovely, heh...
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---> '''Fordham:''' Uh.... yes he does, sir. He's the informant, Nastas! (chuckles)
---> '''Ross''': Don't get snarky with me, Fordham.
---> '''Ross''': Don't get snarky with me, Fordham.
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'''Ross''': Don't get snarky with me, Fordham.
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--->'''Irish:''' Have I ever done you wrong?
--->'''John:''' No, but not through lack of trying.
--->'''John:''' No, but not through lack of trying.
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--->'''Irish:''' Have I ever done you wrong?
--->'''John:'''wrong?\\
'''John:''' No, but not through lack of trying.
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'''John:''' No, but not through lack of trying.
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--->'''Irish:''' What's the word for cunt in Spanish?
--->'''John:''' You tell me. You must have been called it a few times.
--->'''John:''' You tell me. You must have been called it a few times.
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--->'''Irish:''' What's the word for cunt in Spanish?
--->'''John:'''Spanish?\\
'''John:''' You tell me. You must have been called it a few times.
--->'''John:'''
'''John:''' You tell me. You must have been called it a few times.
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-->'''[=MacDougal=]:''' Please, sir, what are you going to do?
-->'''John:''' I'm going to hand you over to them and watch them tear you limb from limb.
-->'''[=MacDougal=]:''' WHAT?!
-->'''John:''' [[DudeNotFunny I'm just kidding]].
-->'''John:''' I'm going to hand you over to them and watch them tear you limb from limb.
-->'''[=MacDougal=]:''' WHAT?!
-->'''John:''' [[DudeNotFunny I'm just kidding]].
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-->'''[=MacDougal=]:''' Please, sir, what are you going to do?
-->'''John:'''do?\\
'''John:''' I'm going to hand you over to them and watch them tear you limb fromlimb.
-->'''[=MacDougal=]:''' WHAT?!
-->'''John:'''limb.\\
'''[=MacDougal=]:''' WHAT?!\\
'''John:''' [[DudeNotFunny I'm just kidding]].
-->'''John:'''
'''John:''' I'm going to hand you over to them and watch them tear you limb from
-->'''[=MacDougal=]:''' WHAT?!
-->'''John:'''
'''[=MacDougal=]:''' WHAT?!\\
'''John:''' [[DudeNotFunny I'm just kidding]].
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---> '''Dutch:''' You a-and your friend there, the professor? We're gonna kill the both of ya.
---> '''John:''' Why you wanna do a thing like that?
---> '''Dutch:''' ''[scoffs]'' I dunno... ''sport'', I guess?
---> '''John:''' Why you wanna do a thing like that?
---> '''Dutch:''' ''[scoffs]'' I dunno... ''sport'', I guess?
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---> '''Dutch:''' You a-and your friend there, the professor? We're gonna kill the both of ya.
--->ya.\\
'''John:''' Why you wanna do a thing likethat?
--->that?\\
'''Dutch:''' ''[scoffs]'' I dunno... ''sport'', Iguess?guess?\\
'''John:''' ''[{{beat}}]'' Fair enough.
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--> '''Shaky:''' F-f-f-f-fucking f-f-f-fuck!
--> '''Irish:''' Oh, my virgin ears.
--> '''Irish:''' Oh, my virgin ears.
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'''Irish:''' Oh,
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-->'''Fordham:''' ''The man was thrown out of Yale for degeneracy.''
-->'''Ross:''' ''[[InsultToRocks Which should tell you something.]]''
-->'''Ross:''' ''[[InsultToRocks Which should tell you something.]]''
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-->'''Fordham:''' ''The man was thrown out of Yale for degeneracy.''
-->'''Ross:'''''\\
'''Ross:''' ''[[InsultToRocks Which should tell you something.]]''
-->'''Ross:'''
'''Ross:''' ''[[InsultToRocks Which should tell you something.]]''
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--> '''Reyes:''' How do you know my young lover, Laura?
--> '''Marston:''' It's ''Luisa''.
--> '''Reyes:''' I will name a day after her: Laura's day!
--> '''Marston:''' ''Luisa.''
--> '''Reyes:''' What? Oh yes... I knew a Laura as well.
--> '''Marston:''' It's ''Luisa''.
--> '''Reyes:''' I will name a day after her: Laura's day!
--> '''Marston:''' ''Luisa.''
--> '''Reyes:''' What? Oh yes... I knew a Laura as well.
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--> '''Reyes:''' How do you know my young lover, Laura?
-->Laura?\\
'''Marston:''' It's''Luisa''.
-->''Luisa''.\\
''[much later]''\\
'''Reyes:''' I will name a day after her: Laura'sday!
-->day!\\
'''Marston:''' ''Luisa.''
-->''\\
'''Reyes:''' What? Oh yes... I knew a Laura as well.
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'''Marston:''' It's
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''[much later]''\\
'''Reyes:''' I will name a day after her: Laura's
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'''Marston:''' ''Luisa.
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'''Reyes:''' What? Oh yes... I knew a Laura as well.
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--> '''John:''' California is in the west. Just follow the setting sun.
--> '''Sam:''' ''(walks away)'' *snort* "Setting sun"...
--> '''Sam:''' ''(walks away)'' *snort* "Setting sun"...
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'''Sam:''' ''(walks away)'' *snort* "Setting sun"...
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--> '''Irish:''' ''*points gun at Marston*'' Who the hell are you?
--> '''Marston:''' ''*takes gun from Irish*'' I'm your old friend, amnesia. ''*pistol whip*''
--> '''Marston:''' ''*takes gun from Irish*'' I'm your old friend, amnesia. ''*pistol whip*''
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'''Marston:''' ''*takes gun from Irish*'' I'm your old friend, amnesia. ''*pistol whip*''
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--> '''John''': So much for this automobile of yours. If this is the future, God help us all.
--> '''Ross''': It's not the automobile. A bad workman shouldn't blame his tools. Perhaps if Mr. Fordham maneuvered it with a little more finesse...
--> '''Fordham''': I was trying to escape an ambush, sir!
--> '''John''': Even if it was runnin' fine, they'd still have caught us. I can walk faster than this piece of crap! Give me a horse any day.
--> '''Ross''': It's not the automobile. A bad workman shouldn't blame his tools. Perhaps if Mr. Fordham maneuvered it with a little more finesse...
--> '''Fordham''': I was trying to escape an ambush, sir!
--> '''John''': Even if it was runnin' fine, they'd still have caught us. I can walk faster than this piece of crap! Give me a horse any day.
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'''Ross''': It's not the automobile. A bad workman shouldn't blame his tools. Perhaps if Mr. Fordham maneuvered it with a little more
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'''Fordham''': I was trying to escape an ambush,
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'''John''': Even if it was runnin' fine, they'd still have caught us. I can walk faster than this piece of crap! Give me a horse any day.
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--> '''Jenny''': Faith can move mountains. That's what it's all about.
--> '''John''': You're trying to move a mountain?
--> '''John''': You're trying to move a mountain?
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'''John''': You're trying to move a mountain?
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---> '''Dutch:''' You and your friend there, the professor... we're gonna kill the both of you.
---> '''John:''' Now why would you wanna do a thing like that?
---> '''Dutch:''' Oh I don't know... ''sport'', I guess?
---> '''John:''' Now why would you wanna do a thing like that?
---> '''Dutch:''' Oh I don't know... ''sport'', I guess?
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---> '''Dutch:''' You and a-and your friend there, the professor... we're professor? We're gonna kill the both of you.
ya.
---> '''John:'''Now why would Why you wanna do a thing like that?
---> '''Dutch:'''Oh ''[scoffs]'' I don't know...dunno... ''sport'', I guess?
---> '''John:'''
---> '''Dutch:'''
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*** In the same vein, this troper once saw what must be a highly-irreplicable confluence: Just as he was making John enter his room in Armadillo from the outside verandah, with a preacher in the street below saying something along the lines of "Hell awaits!", John responded to an unseen prostitute's proposition with "No thanks, I'm married".
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*** In the same vein, this troper once saw what must be a highly-irreplicable confluence: Just as he was making John enter his room in Armadillo from the outside verandah, with a preacher in the street below saying something along the lines of "Hell awaits!", is waiting for you!", John responded to an unseen prostitute's proposition with "No thanks, I'm married".
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* Secondly, '''you''' can have John pull a gun on him and rob him again. %% You could even say to yourself something along the lines of "Well, I guess it's not your lucky day, is it?". (That is of course if you are so inclined towards finding that funny).
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* Secondly, '''you''' can have John pull a gun on him and rob '''rob him again.again'''. %% You could even say to yourself something along the lines of "Well, I guess it's not your lucky day, is it?". (That is of course if you are so inclined towards finding that funny).
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-> "Somebody help me, please! It's Herbert Mooooonnnn!!
** Secondly, '''you''' can have John pull a gun on him and rob him again. %% You might even say to yourself "Well, it's not your lucky day, is it?". (That is of course if you are so inclined towards finding that funny).
** Secondly, '''you''' can have John pull a gun on him and rob him again. %% You might even say to yourself "Well, it's not your lucky day, is it?". (That is of course if you are so inclined towards finding that funny).
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-> "Somebody '''"Somebody help me, please! It's Herbert Mooooonnnn!!
**MOOOOONNNNN!!"'''
* Secondly, '''you''' can have John pull a gun on him and rob him again. %% Youmight could even say to yourself something along the lines of "Well, I guess it's not your lucky day, is it?". (That is of course if you are so inclined towards finding that funny).
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* Secondly, '''you''' can have John pull a gun on him and rob him again. %% You
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** [[CrossesTheLineTwice She can be the woman you tie up for the]] ChainedToARailway [[CrossesTheLineTwice trophy/achievement.]] For which the thumbnail image is [[DastardlyWhiplash a top hat and handlebar mustache]].
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** Secondly, '''you''' can have John pull a gun on him and rob him again. %% You might even say to yourself "Well, it's not your lucky day, is it?". (That is of course if you are so inclined towards finding that funny).
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** First is his panicked cry for help. -> "Somebody help me, please! It's Herbert Mooooonnnn!!
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%% Secondly, '''you''' can have John pull a gun on him and rob him again. You might even say to yourself "Well, it's not your lucky day, is it?". (That is of course if you are so inclined towards finding that funny).
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** First is his panicked cry for help.
-> "Somebody help me, please! It's Herbert Mooooonnnn!!
%% Secondly, '''you''' can have John pull a gun on him and rob him again. %% You might even say to yourself "Well, it's not your lucky day, is it?". (That is of course if you are so inclined towards finding that funny).
-> "Somebody help me, please! It's Herbert Mooooonnnn!!
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*** In the same vein, this troper once saw what must be a highly-irreplicable confluence: Just as he was making John enter his room in Armadillo from the outside verandah, with a preacher in the street below saying something along the lines of "Hell awaits!", John responded to an unseen prostitute's proposition with "No thanks, I'm married".
* When Herbert Moon gets robbed (by others):
** First is his panicked cry for help. -> "Somebody help me, please! It's Herbert Mooooonnnn!!
%% Secondly, '''you''' can have John pull a gun on him and rob him again. You might even say to yourself "Well, it's not your lucky day, is it?". (That is of course if you are so inclined towards finding that funny).
* When Herbert Moon gets robbed (by others):
** First is his panicked cry for help. -> "Somebody help me, please! It's Herbert Mooooonnnn!!
%% Secondly, '''you''' can have John pull a gun on him and rob him again. You might even say to yourself "Well, it's not your lucky day, is it?". (That is of course if you are so inclined towards finding that funny).
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** West Dickens calls out to his prospective customers to come see his demonstration, but apparently lost track of exactly where he's selling and it takes him a moment to remember that it's Cholla Springs. The way he delivers it makes you half-expect him to pull out a little notecard with the town's name on it to remind him.
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* Jack telling [[UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom Emily Ross]] that she wouldn’t have to worry about him or her husband qualities as BlackComedy.
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* Jack telling [[UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom Emily Ross]] that she wouldn’t have to worry about him or her husband qualities qualifies as BlackComedy.
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* The glorious meeting of Abigail Marston and Bonnie [=MacFarlane=] in "Old Friends, New Problems".
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* The glorious meeting of Abigail Marston and Bonnie [=MacFarlane=] in "Old Friends, New Problems".Problems".
* Jack telling [[UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom Emily Ross]] that she wouldn’t have to worry about him or her husband qualities as BlackComedy.
--> '''Jack:''' I sure will ma’am, and don’t worry about a thing. I’m sure your husband will be ''[[BlatantLies just fine.]] ''
* Additionally in the scene before that, Emily Ross tells Jack that the Bureau won’t stop dragging her husband, Edgar Ross, back to work. Not until they’ve “killed him with worry.” Worry isn’t the only thing that’s going to kill your husband...
* Jack telling [[UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom Emily Ross]] that she wouldn’t have to worry about him or her husband qualities as BlackComedy.
--> '''Jack:''' I sure will ma’am, and don’t worry about a thing. I’m sure your husband will be ''[[BlatantLies just fine.]] ''
* Additionally in the scene before that, Emily Ross tells Jack that the Bureau won’t stop dragging her husband, Edgar Ross, back to work. Not until they’ve “killed him with worry.” Worry isn’t the only thing that’s going to kill your husband...
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** When John angrily wonders why people from a country he's never stepped foot in are already trying to kill him:
--->'''Irish:''' Well you do insist on fraternizing with a notorious Irish outlaw.
--->'''Irish:''' Well you do insist on fraternizing with a notorious Irish outlaw.