History Funny / PiratesSMP

** While sailing after Acho, Scott comments that he doesn't think he's been so far south before... but he ''has''; the Kishi quest island isn't as far south as the Ice Wall border, which Scott ''has'' previously visited.

** A seagull somehow manages to steal an entire ''bowl'' of spaghetti from Scott. Even Scott thinks it's ridiculous... and responds by murdering the bird. Mere minutes later, ''another'' seagull does the exact same thing, eats it ''all'', and drops the bowl on the ground as it flies off.

** Eloise's livestream is sponsored by [=WhatsApp=], whose services she analogizes as a MessageInABottle, except it only lands on one beach, and the person opening it can only read the message if they input an certain PIN code. She also explains its encryption service in that no seagulls will be able to steal the message like it does food.

--->'''Martyn:''' Do you have the memory of a seagull? Can you only remember one thing at a time? Food or beer, and that's all?

* Day 6: Owen initially brushing off her bounty kill on Bek as "heresay and rumours", only to [[SayingTooMuch correct the information about what gun she used]] when the story gets passed around. %%review for more detail later

'''[=KyleEff=]:''' Learn to spell\\
'''watermunch:''' HELP ME

** With insufficient room on the boat to get everyone home, the group decides to just lasso Acho and let star "water ski" stars way back home. [[ThreateningShark The Great Thrasher]] takes this arrangement... very well.

** The ''start'' of the day CrossesTheLineTwice with Scott's [[BlatantLies joke explanation]] on how he got his Grappling Squok -- namely, that he got lonely on a long voyage at sea and... uh, [[https://clips.twitch.tv/AbrasivePoisedOilDoritosChip-YvSWK3E0_2p0G3c_ to put it politely]], got a bit too friendly with the local marine life. It goes [[NaughtyTentacles exactly where you think it is going]].

** After Graecie leads the cows away from the trapdoor so that he wouldn't be "trampled" anymore -- which in itself is silly, considering this takes place in Minecraft -- Apo decides it would be a great idea to start the "Cow-volution" to free the cows from their pens, give them all more "cow rights", and lead them into all the faction bases. While she is dragged along as a fellow commander/general, Graecie is ''convinced'' that it's AllJustADream and she should talk to a therapist about it, which alone illustrates how ridiculous it all is. It's even funnier when one considers that ThereAreNoTherapists on the Faction Isles, at least not according to the Merchant; where Graecie is going to find a mental health professional to talk to is a question in itself.
** In the Heron base, Apo then decides to target Scott first for keeping animals cooped up in enclosures in his menagerie, and decides the best course of action to deal with this is to rename some of the freed cows "Monkey" and let them "infiltrate" the capuchin enclosure. [[InsaneTrollLogic It's about as logical as it sounds]].

'''Sausage:''' I'm a Kestrel! ''(the two run into a Creeper)''

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** Sausage complimenting the Cultists' outfits while questioning where they took Guqqie.

** Crossing over into [[Awesome/PiratesSMP Awesome]], Sausage "water-skiing" on the back of boats using a lasso because there wasn't enough space on all the boats to accommodate him.

** Crossing over into [[Awesome/PiratesSMP Awesome]], Sausage "water-skiing" on the back of boats using a lasso.

* Day 10: The fact that ''Cruppy'' is inexplicably on the list of Bounty Guild targets.

* Day 11: The fact that ''Cruppy'' is inexplicably on the list of Bounty Guild targets.

** Owen asking Eloise to decorate her room to sound less like an echo chamber and to let him know if he's being too loud in his room. Considering this conversation happens ''just after'' him and Ausbie agreeing to meet up for drinks in a few days... let's just say him wondering if a curtain is enough to block out [[RightThroughTheWall the noise]] is more than enough to convey his evening plans.

** LATER, Kyle tries experimenting with lasso mechanics by dragging Water behind him in a boat to see if the Great Thrasher would get to her. The gods are... displeased, to say the least.

* Every time a time a creator-character makes an innuendo, sometimes even when ''not flirting with anyone'' (while the viewers collectively take psychic damage). [[JustForFun/DrinkingGame Take two shots]] if it's on Sausage's stream (if you don't value your liver).