History Funny / Outcore

-->I'm usually pretty bored, so my dad told me to try being creative and maybe build a web site. First I had to search "how to make a website" over at [[Website/{{Yahoo}} YOHOO.COM]]. Unfortunately, [[TakeThat the site didn't show anything]] because I don't think anyone in the underground ever made a website before. I figured I should probably invent the whole internet technology, so I bought a "[[MediaNotes/{{JavaScript}} Coffee Script]]" programming book and started studying. It took me AGES! The fact my dad kept [[ThereWasADoor blowing up my door]] didn't help. EUGH, why does he always do that? I wish he would get friends or something (DON'T TELL HIM I SAID THAT!!!). Anyway, I finally finished inventing the web, so welcome to my website! //

-->I'm usually pretty bored, so my dad told me to try being creative and maybe build a web site. First I had to search "how to make a website" over at [[Website/{{Yahoo}} YOHOO.COM]]. Unfortunately, [[TakeThat the site didn't show anything]] because I don't think anyone in the underground ever made a website before. I figured I should probably invent the whole internet technology, so I bought a "[[UsefulNotes/{{JavaScript}} Coffee Script]]" programming book and started studying. It took me AGES! The fact my dad kept [[ThereWasADoor blowing up my door]] didn't help. EUGH, why does he always do that? I wish he would get friends or something (DON'T TELL HIM I SAID THAT!!!). Anyway, I finally finished inventing the web, so welcome to my website! //

--> Making a website was nice, but I feel like it's not really my thing. Maybe I should start singing? Perhaps pursue a career as an underground pop singer? I decided to go ahead and record myself. I really like how it came out and how it represents a big part of me. You can download my new song OVER HERE!. I call it... "E"!

'''(He misses with all the projectiles)'''\\

-->'''Lumi:''' Yes… I can feel it… \\
'''Lumi:''' (Uncomfortable face) It’s not working… \\

-->'''Lumi:''' [[BlatantLies Now it obviously looks like a spaceship and absolutely nothing else]]. \\

-->'''Lumi:''' Ah, so this is how it all started \\
'''Lumi:''' And that was my dad… \\
'''Lumi:''' … \\
'''Lumi:''' Oh god \\
'''Lumi:''' I just realized that means you know my dad now \\
'''Lumi:''' [[Main/{{AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents}} I swear, he’s not always dressed like that!]] \\
'''Lumi:''' It’s just that he’s always so overdramatic and easily influenced \\
'''Lumi:''' He once saw a TV show called “Mister Chef” and decided that he’s a world class food artist \\
'''Lumi:''' …He ended up burning our house \\
'''Lumi:''' [[Main/{{NoodleIncident}} …3 times]] \\

-->I'm usually pretty bored, so my dad told me to try being creative and maybe build a web site. First I had to search "how to make a website" over at [[Website/{{Yahoo}} YOHOO.COM]]. Unfortunately, the site didn't show anything because I don't think anyone in the underground ever made a website before. I figured I should probably invent the whole internet technology, so I bought a "[[UsefulNotes/{{JavaScript}} Coffee Script]]" programming book and started studying. It took me AGES! The fact my dad kept [[Main/{{ThereWasADoor}} blowing up my door]] didn't help. EUGH, why does he always do that? I wish he would get friends or something (DON'T TELL HIM I SAID THAT!!!). Anyway, I finally finished inventing the web, so welcome to my website! //

** The fact that the description mentions “[[Main/{{BlandNameProduct}} Coffee Script]]” is hilarious, since you use actual Javascript later on in the Idle Game minigame.

* K-Lev, the [[Main/{{NinjaPirateZombieRobot}} “half robot, half mutant, half dog possessed by the soul of a handsome ancient demon lord”]].

-->'''Lumi:''' Woah!!! \\
'''Lumi:''' Is that… K-Lev? How did you get here? \\
'''Lumi:''' (Turns to you) This is K-Lev. He’s my dog\\
'''Lumi:''' Well, he’s not a real dog \\
'''Lumi:''' He’s a half robot, half mutant, half dog possessed by the soul of a handsome ancient demon lord \\
'''Lumi:''' [[Main/{{Understatement}} He’s a bit odd]], but he’s a reliable friend and a good boy \\
'''Lumi:''' Right K-Lev? \\
(K-Lev poops on your desktop)
-->'''K-Lev:''' WOOF! \\
'''Lumi:''' … \\

(K-Lev shoots a laser from his tail and vaporizes the poop.)
-->'''Lumi:''' Good boy! \\
(Lumi pets K-Lev, who’s eye flashes, and [[Main/{{AnimalisticAbomination}} he grows several times his size into an eldritch dog-monster.]] He lets out a monster growl, and pats Lumi on the head before shrinking back to normal. Lumi gives him a hug.)

-->'''Lumi:''' Hey K-Lev, we tried unlocking one of my memory files and it summoned you \\
'''Lumi:''' Any chance you have something to do with it?\\

'''Lumi:''' Ah! I see now\\
'''Lumi:''' I have no idea what he’s saying\\

(K-Lev gets up, and Lumi bursts into the room… missing her torso.)
-->'''Lumi:''' GOOD MORNING K-LEV!\\
'''Lumi:''' WHAT A GREAT DAY TO BE YOU!\\
'''Lumi:''' DO YOU KNOW WHO’S A GOOD BOY?\\
'''Lumi:''' DO YOU???\\
'''(Lumi’s sprite starts distorting in wacky ways)'''
-->'''Lumi:''' THAT’S RIGHT K-LEV IT’S YOU!\\
'''Lumi:''' YOU’RE THE GOOD BOY!\\
'''Lumi:''' Oh my god, I’m so happy you sleep in my bed while I sleep on the cold hard floor\\
'''Lumi:''' In fact, you know what good boys like you deserve?\\
'''Lumi:''' Lots… and lots of…\\
'''(Shows graphic of a large bone)'''\\
'''Lumi:''' TREATS!\\
'''Lumi:''' Tons of bones made out of gold coins just for YOU!\\
'''(A bunch of golden bones fall onto the bed next to K-Lev)'''\\
'''Lumi:''' Yeahhhh you deserve it, buddy, you’re the best\\
'''(The memory glitches out and you’re booted back to the desktop)'''\\
'''Lumi:''' What\\
'''Lumi:''' K-Lev?\\
'''Lumi:''' We’re supposed to unlock MY memories, not yours\\
'''Lumi:''' Besides… There’s no way this memory really happened\\
'''Lumi:''' …Right?\\
'''Lumi:''' …\\
'''Lumi:''' Let’s go back to unlocking my memories\\

(Player picks no) \\
(Fake credits roll) \\
(Cuts back to Game) \\
'''Narrator:''' Ok, it seems like you’re not in a good mood \\
'''Narrator:''' Then how about a joke? \\
'''Narrator:''' Knock knock… \\
'''???[[note]]Captain Tutorial[[/note]]''' (Breaks down door) Haaaaa ha ha ha ha!\\

'''Not Dad[[note]]Captain Tutorial[[/note]]''' I’m not dad, I’m \\
(Big text) '''Captain Tutorial'''

'''Captain Tutorial:''' Haaaaa ha ha ha ha!\\
'''Captain Tutorial:''' Yes!\\
'''Lumi:''' (Visible Discomfort)\\

-->'''Captain Tutorial:''' We’ll begin by teaching you how to move \\
'''Captain Tutorial:''' First start by moving your right foot in front of your left foot \\

(One button press later)
-->'''Captain Tutorial:''' Amazing! \\
'''Captain Tutorial:''' It may have taken 18 years but you finally learned how to walk! \\

-->'''Captain Tutorial:''' You’ve proved without a doubt that you’re ready for the three deadly challenges \\
(Lumi’s room falls apart, revealing a level made of candy)
-->'''Captain Tutorial:''' Let’s start with the candy themed obstacle course \\
'''Captain Tutorial:''' Haaaaa ha ha ha ha!\\

-->'''Captain Tutorial:''' Your task is to reach the end of the obstacle course \\
'''Captain Tutorial:''' Let’s hear what the crowd thinks! \\
'''[[Main/{{PaperThinDisguise}} Crowd:]][[note]]Captain Tutorial wearing a shoddy mask[[/note]]''' “You can do it!” \\
'''Crowd:''' “Yeah! Only Lumi can navigate this deadly candy cotton fluffy obstacle course!” \\
'''Captain Tutorial:''' Looks like the crowd is rooting for you Lumi! \\
'''Captain Tutorial:''' Don’t disappoint them \\

(Captain Tutorial is carried away by a rope from the sky) \\

-->'''Lumi''': Oh no \\
'''(The two Underground Residents play his intro bars)''' \\
'''Captain Tutorial''': Well done Lumi! You’ve cleared the obstacle course \\
'''Captain Tutorial''': (Tears up) I’m so proud \\

'''Captain Tutorial''': Now, as impressive as it may be, you will not get to the surface just by walking \\
'''Captain Tutorial''': You need something to protect yourself with out there \\
'''(Looped .GIF of a cardboard “hat” with a stuffed glove attached to it spinning starts to play)'''
-->'''Captain Tutorial''': Which is exactly why you need The Tutorial Hat! \\
'''Lumi''': (Genuinely interested) The Tutorial Hat?? \\
'''Captain Tutorial''': Yes, you heard it right! The Tutorial Hat! \\
'''Captain Tutorial''': Woven from the finest silky rock in the underground and designed by the smartest engineers in Tutorial Corp \\
'''Captain Tutorial''': It will make you look stylish AND protect your head from the cold! \\

** The ad, where the narrator [[Main/{{SpeakingSimlish}} speaks absolute gibberish]]:
-->'''Captain Tutorial''': Indeed, The Tutorial Hat has everything you need to help you on your journey \\
'''Captain Tutorial''': But why tell you when I can show you how awesome it is? \\
'''Captain Tutorial''': Let’s watch a commercial showcasing The Tutorial Hat! \\
(Ad Starts)
-->'''(A sock puppet fails at pouring milk into a plastic bowl)'''
-->'''Subtitles''': Are you more stupid than a brick? \\
'''(The sock puppet makes sad sounds)'''
-->'''Subtitles''': Are you lonely because no one wants to be your friend?\\
'''(The sock puppet blows into party horn, then nods sadly)'''
-->'''Subtitles''': Does your mother say it’s ok and that she loves you anyway?\\
'''(The sock puppet shakes his head sadly)'''
-->'''Subtitles''': Well that’s alright because we’ve got just the thing for you!\\
'''(The looped .GIF from earlier plays in the ad)'''
-->'''Subtitles''': The Tutorial Hat!\\
'''Subtitles''': Yeah that’s right!\\
'''Subtitles''': Now you can be awesome!\\
'''(Shows the puppet wearing the hat and saying “Oh!” and “Wow!”)'''
-->'''Subtitles''': Pump your intelligence and solve impossible mathematical paradoxes\\
'''(The puppet “solves” a paradox by drawing a smiley face on a white board)'''
-->'''Subtitles''': Become stronger than a sock puppet\\
'''(The puppet uses a hand grip strengthener in its “mouth”)'''
-->'''Subtitles''': And fulfil your dream of becoming the coolest kid in school\\
'''(The puppet talks with two other sock puppets before a comb hits it)'''
-->''''Subtitles''': Let’s hear what our happy customers think about it\\
'''The Puppet (In silhouette)''': It sucks
-->'''Subtitles''': Get your very own tutorial hat right now! \\

'''Captain Tutorial''': Why, I’m glad you asked! \\
'''Captain Tutorial''': All you need to do is pay a certain amount of score points which you can collect from this challenge I’ve set up just for you! \\
'''(The camera cuts to the giant pinball machine, and pans around, viewing all its components.)'''
-->'''Captain Tutorial''': Your second deadly challenge is to earn enough score points to buy this hat \\
'''Captain Tutorial''': The recommended price of the Tutorial Hat in regular retailers is 2,000 score points \\
'''Captain Tutorial''': And the discounted price can usually reach 1,000 score points\\
'''Captain Tutorial''': But hold on…\\
'''Captain Tutorial''': UNBELIEVABLE!\\
'''Captain Tutorial''': I’ve just been told we’ve got a new deal just for you Lumi!\\
'''Captain Tutorial''': 5,000 POINTS!\\
'''Captain Tutorial''': That’s right, only 5,000 points and you can have your very own Tutorial Hat\\
'''Captain Tutorial''': But can you do it? Let’s hear what the crowd thinks!\\
'''Crowd'''[[note]]The glorious return of Captain Tutorial wearing a shoddy paper mask[[/note]]: “You can do it Lumi!”\\
'''Crowd''': “Yeah! Only Lumi has it in her to [[Main/{{CapitalismIsBad}} support the endless unsustainable cycle of capitalism!]] We believe in you!”\\
'''Captain Tutorial''': Well then Lumi, looks like the crowd is rooting for you\\
'''Captain Tutorial''': Don’t disappoint them!\\

-->'''Captain Tutorial''': Well done Lumi!\\
'''Captain Tutorial''': You successfully earned 5,000 or more points\\
'''Captain Tutorial''': Your hat will be delivered to you in 12 business days\\

(Screen turns to static)
-->(It cuts to the underground city, with several buildings ([[Main/{{ManOnFire}} and people]]) on fire)
-->'''Captain Tutorial''': Stop right there VILLAIN!\\

'''Captain Tutorial''': That’s right\\
'''Captain Tutorial''': You’re the one who put these people in the burning buildings aren’t you?\\

'''Captain Tutorial''': Well fear not, everyone\\
'''Captain Tutorial''': I, Captain Tutorial, shall DEFEAT this villain and save the burning citizens\\
'''Captain Tutorial''': In that particular order!\\

'''Person on fire''': (Music cuts out as a distant scream sound plays) [[Main/{{OverlyLongScream}} AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa]]
-->'''Captain Tutorial''': …\\
'''Captain Tutorial''': Don’t worry villain, there are other helpless citizens stuck in this building\\
'''Captain Tutorial''': But before I defeat you and save them I must change to my battle suit\\
'''Captain Tutorial''': (Music stops again) Get ready. It’s tutorial time!\\
'''(Captain Tutorial starts his [[Main/{{TransformationSequence}} Transformation Sequence]], with the camera zooming out, briefly showing a cropped version of the sequence as an embarrassed Lumi watches.)'''\\
'''(Captain Tutorial finishes his [[Main/{{Transformation Sequence}} Transformation Sequence]], only to end up looking exactly how he did seconds before.)'''\\
'''Captain Tutorial''': Now that I’ve got my battle suit on you will not be able to commit EVIL\\
'''Captain Tutorial''': Your last deadly challenge is to defeat me\\
'''Captain Tutorial''': And as a lesson I shall teach you how to FIGHT\\
'''(Battle begins)'''\\

** During the second phase, he’s lifted by the rope from before, and starts shooting [[Main/{{EyeBeams}} laser eyes]].

-->'''Lumi''': “And they lived happily ever after”\\
'''Lumi''': “...Until they died in a horrible traffic accident”\\
'''Lumi''': “The end”\\

* After Mr Tutorial wakes up Lumi again, Ofelia bursts through the door (though not as explosively as Mr Tutorial) and whisks Lumi off on a more adventurous version of her daily routine.

'''(The sisters hug)'''\\
'''Lumi''': You’re finally back!\\
'''Lumi''': How was your adventure?\\
'''Lumi''': Was Booty’s lair big and awesome???\\
'''Ofelia''': Haha, you bet\\
'''Ofelia''': I don’t even understand why Dad orbit us from venturing into it\\
'''Ofelia''': But I’ll tell you all about it later\\
'''Ofelia''': We should get going to work\\
'''Ofelia''': Dad won’t be happy if we don’t bring some coins [[Main/{{CurrencyCuisine}} to eat for dinner]]\\

-->'''Lumi''': The first 3 coins will spawn to the right\\
'''Lumi''': Now another one will drop from the left\\
'''Lumi''': And another four will spawn above this point\\
'''Ofelia''': Hey Lumi, forget about that\\
'''Ofelia''': Look what I made\\
'''Screen pans to a large stone pillar, which Ofelia has adorned with a pattern of coins in the shape of a smiley face.'''\\

'''(The pillar starts to fall)'''\\
'''Lumi''': (with a cartoonishly exaggerated expression) AHHHHHHHH!!!\\
'''(The pillar crushes her)'''\\

'''Lumi''': I really don’t want to eat this anymore\\
'''Lumi''': I’m sick of this bland taste\\
'''Ofelia''': Oh, really now?\\
'''Ofelia''': Well, look deep into your food\\
'''Ofelia''': I snuck up some delicious non-coiny food I found at Booty’s cave\\
'''Lumi''': What? Really???\\
'''Lumi''': But I can’t see it\\

'''Lumi''': …\\
'''Lumi''': I still can’t see it\\

'''(Lumi plunges her face into the bowl of gold coins)'''\\
'''(She looks back up, her face covered in gold)'''\\

'''Ofelia''': Pffff\\
'''Ofelia''': Well…\\
'''Ofelia''': I guess I was wrong\\
'''Ofelia''': I can’t believe you actually fell for that Lumi\\
'''Ofelia''': Hahahahaha\\
'''Lumi''': Ofeliaaaaaaa\\
'''(Lumi tries throwing some of the gold at Ofelia, only to miss her and hit one of the other workers)'''\\

'''(The person throws some gold at another person)'''\\

'''(The person throws some gold at another person)'''\\
'''Person''': [[Main/{{RuleOfThree}} Hey! Who threw this at me?]]\\
'''[[Main/{{RuleOfThree}} (The person throws some gold at another person)]]'''\\

-->'''Ofelia''': I had a little chat with Booty when I visited his cave\\
'''Ofelia''': Get this, apparently, he actually WAS in the world above!\\
'''Ofelia''': He told me things I couldn’t even begin to imagine exist\\
'''Ofelia''': Things such as new colors that don’t exist in the underground\\
'''Ofelia''': Or the fact there is no ceiling!\\
'''Lumi''': Wow\\
'''Ofelia''': There are no walls. You can walk wherever you want and there doesn’t appear to be an end to it\\
'''Ofelia''': Instead of a ceiling, there is a giant ball of light that hurts your eyes if you look at it\\
'''Lumi''': That sounds terrible\\
'''Ofelia''': I know. Isn’t it great?!\\
'''Ofelia''': AND it’s not even the best thing about the world above\\

'''Ofelia''': Lumi…\\
'''Ofelia''': It’s FOOD\\
'''Ofelia''': Apparently, there are cookies made out of things other than coins!!!\\

'''Ofelia''': YEAH!!!\\
'''Ofelia''': I think they grow on trees or something?\\

* The whole segment is a homage to VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'s beginning and Neutral Route final boss, and it’s hilarious.

-->'''Booty the Bootleg''': Howdy!\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': I’m Booty!\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': Booty the Bootleg\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': You must be new around here, right?\\
'''Lumi''': Wait, did you just say Booty?\\
'''Lumi''': You look nothing like what Ofelia told me\\
'''Lumi''': You’re more like a [[Characters/{{UndertaleFlowey}} shameless ripoff]]\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': Ripoff? Wow! you must be so confused\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': Someone ought to teach you how things work around here\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': I guess ol’ me will have to do!\\
'''(An [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Undertale-style]] battle begins)'''\\

-->'''Booty the Bootleg''': See this number? This is your score!\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': It is directly tied to your credit card\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': The bigger your score is, the better life you can live!\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': And oh gee, you look like you could use a bigger score\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': How about I help you?\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': All you have to do is pay a little sum of score points, and your investment will grow tenfold\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': Perhaps even… [[Main/{{SerialEscalation}} TENTENFOLD!]]\\

'''(1000 points drain from the counter)'''\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': Thank you very much!\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': You can increase the returns on your investment by getting more investors to join our investment plan\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': The more investors you sign up the more score points you can make!\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': Here, let me give you a couple of investors to sign up, on the house!\\
'''(He summons six shuriken-shaped Undertale-styled bullets)'''\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': See these?\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': Use your face to try and catch as many “chainsaw shuriken shaped investors” as you can!\\

** Booty’s [[Main/{{BlatantLies}} tragic backstory]].

-->'''Lumi''': I’ve heard you’ve been to the world above\\
'''Lumi''': I’m here because I want your advice so I can explore it\\
'''Lumi''': But if you don’t intend to help me then I’ve got no reason to stay here\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': WAIT! Please just listen\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': ………\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': Ok, I admit it. I was trying to kill you\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': I did it so I could take your credit card and save my family\\

'''Booty the Bootleg''': Yes…\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': The truth is I’m actually part of the royal family\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': I am the prince of the Kingdom of Bootland\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': Recently the king’s counselor has been trying to take down the royal family in an attempt to take over the kingdom\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': My family has a large sum of score points. I’m talking about at least a BILLION score points\\

'''Booty the Bootleg''': I’ve been trying to transfer the score points out of the country to keep it safe. But alas, the counselor was quicker and froze our bank account\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': I know a guy at the bank who can unfreeze the royal account, but I need to bribe him with score points\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': He said he wouldn’t do it unless I paid him a number of score points equivalent to your specific bank account’s total sum of score points\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': Please!\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': If you help me I promise I will pay you back 100 times the amount of score points you currently have!!\\

'''Booty the Bootleg''': Thank you!! Now I can finally save the Kingdom of Bootland\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': Please hold on, I’ll be right back\\
'''(Booty slides offscreen and buys a bunch of clothes with your points)'''\\
'''(He slides back onscreen)'''\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': Oh hey, you’re still here\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': Listen… I started transferring the bribery funds to my banker friend when all of the sudden your credit card got blocked\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': This must have been caused by some kind of automatic anti-fraud system\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': Obviously, this is a false alarm haha\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': Say… could you please call your credit card company and ask them to unblock the credit card?\\

'''Lumi''': (Dials credit card company) …….\\
'''Lumi''': Hey, it’s me. Could you please unblock my credit card?\\
'''Lumi''': …..\\
'''Lumi''': Alright, it’s unlocked\\

'''(Booty slides offscreen again and buys a convertible with the last of your points)'''\\
'''(He drives back onscreen)'''\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': Haha, that was fun\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': Woah oh…\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': Say, [[WesternAnimation/{{SpongeBobSquarePants}} SpongeRob™]]… How about you go and park the car for me?\\
'''(Booty does a backflip out of the car, with [[WesternAnimation/{{SpongeBobSquarePants}} SpongeRob™]] driving it offscreen, audibly crashing it)'''\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': Hey listen, the credit card stopped working again. I think it’s been blocked once more\\

'''Booty the Bootleg''': Oh…\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': Well I’m sure you’ve got another one\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': And I can’t just let such an opportunity pass\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''':So I’m going to take it from you\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': HAHAHAHAHAHA\\
'''Lumi''': Please, just stop\\
'''Lumi''': I don’t care why you’re trying to steal my score points\\
'''Lumi''': But can you please tell me anything about the world above?\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': Oh\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': I’ve never been to the world above, haha\\
'''Lumi''': What…?\\
'''Lumi''': So you really know nothing about it?\\

'''Lumi''': …\\
'''Lumi''': Well I’m done here. Thanks for wasting my time\\

'''Lumi''': What are you going to do, stop me?\\
'''Lumi''': You’re nothing but a plagiarist bootleg that is barely stitched together\\
'''Lumi''': A mere faker\\

* Lumi’s reaction to Booty’s boss form, [[Main/{{JokeOfTheButt}} “Big Booty”.]]

'''Lumi''': (Weirded Out) Why are you crying?\\

-->'''Booty the Bootleg''': So about that photo\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': That photo was given to me by……………. a dog!\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': It just appeared in my lair one day\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': Inside its mouth were this photo and a letter\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': The letter promised me a great fortune if I laid that photo at a specific spot on a specific time\\
'''Booty the Bootleg''': That’s it. I didn’t even get paid for my hard effort\\
'''Lumi''': I can’t believe I’m somewhat surprised that information is actually useless\\
'''Lumi''': How am I supposed to believe that story?\\

* "The [[spoiler:firewall]] phase has a background effect which can be quite costly to run on old computers. Long ago I implemented a mechanism that measures your FPS and forces the background to look worse until your FPS stabilizes at 45 or above. Some people were still getting low FPS on the lowest background quality, so it's been adjusted to nerf itself even further before stopping."

* "At the end of the [[spoiler:nightmare flashback]] - pressing "exit" will now cause a group of clowns to break into your house, beat your ass, spread weird rumors about you among your friends, and continue the game into the next story chapter because you didn't finish the game. Happy birthday."

[[quoteright:556:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/image_2023_11_21_212406577.png]]
[[caption-width-right:556:OhCrap Zoom back in, fast!]]

*** Even better, if you load the file into an audio player (either by changing the file type to ".wav", or using a program that doesn't care about file extensions like VLC), it reveals that it's an extremely short audio sample of a female going "e".

* "Sorry, my cat just landed his abnormally gigantic ass on the keyboard. Here's proof"

* "At the end of the [[spoiler:nightmare flashback]] - pressing "exit" will now cause a group of clowns to break into your house, beat your ass, spread weird rumors about you among your friends, and continue the game into the next story chapter because you didn't finish the game.

Happy birthday."

--> TL;DR is that Lumi didn't recognize you had the correct file open if you had characters in your username that weren't already handled for the game.

* Then, you get to the “Safe” puzzle, where you draw shapes in UsefulNotes/MSPaint to match silhouettes. The first shape is a star (or a “Star-shaped cookie cutter”, according to Lumi [[note]]Though, this does double as foreshadowing, funnily enough.[[/note]]), but [[VideoGame/{{AmongUs}} the next shape…]]
-->'''Lumi:''' Now it obviously looks like a spaceship and absolutely nothing else \\

* Then, you get to the “Safe” puzzle, where you draw shapes in MS Paint to match silhouettes. The first shape is a star (or a “Star-shaped cookie cutter”, according to Lumi [[note]]Though, this does double as foreshadowing, funnily enough.[[/note]]), but [[VideoGame/{{AmongUs}} the next shape…]]

* The whole segment is a homage to [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Undertale’s]] beginning [[spoiler: and Neutral Route final boss]], and it’s hilarious.