History Funny / NineOneOneLoneStar

* Buttercup eating Gwen's Sloth Slow Tea Infuser.

* Owen calling painting his bathroom "A restorative act of meditation."

* After the harrowing event that was TK getting punched in the face by the wounded victim of a car accident, he asks the firefighters how bad his face looks. [[{{Gasp}} Le gasp ensues]], [[BlatantLies and they hastily scramble to reassure him otherwise]], but the damage is done.
** TK continues to fret, since he's meeting an uncle later that night. Judd's helpful answer?

* Paul telling TK to spend less time in the ICU going forward.

** When Tommy hears about this comment from an affronted Grace, she's actually unfazed by it.

* TK gets punched in the face. He asks the 126 if it's that bad. [[BlatantLies They say it's not.]]
** TK worries because he's meeting an uncle. Judd helpfully responds, "You're gonna be in a room full of Strands. The odds are, you ain't gonna be the only one with a shiner."

* Grace and Judd's family playing charades.

* A dispute over how many people Owen punched recently.

* Reyes is playing the OnlySaneMan this episode, from snarking about Owen running out of people to punch, to Griffin's own list of enemies.

-->'''TK:''' ''(aghast) ''Babe!''

-->'''TK:''' Come on, Paul. Take off the tinfoil hat! It wasn't Carlos.

-->'''TK:''' Babe!?
-->'''Carlos:''' ''(smugly)'' I could say it was a charitable act, but that would be a lie. The truth is, I was feeling peckish and wanted pudding. I didn't care whose pudding I had to take-- and you know what? [[WorthIt It was delicious.]]

-->'''Owen:''' The fact that in all the times [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment we've been in bed, and at galas, and it bed, and at dinners, and also then in bed]] that you never thought to mention the fact that you were happily married?\\
** The team finding out:

*** The team finding out:
'''TK:''' Why does this keep happening?\\

-->'''Owen:''' The fact that in all the times [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment we've been in bed, and at galas, and it bed, and at dinners, and also then in bed]] that you never thought to mention the fact that you were happily married?
*** The team finding out.

[...]

'''Marjan:''' Wow. So, um... You're in a throuple, Cap?

** [[ModestlyBlanket He covers himself with a sheet the whole time.]]

** ...which contains a bearded dragon that TK is instantly charmed with. The two men decide to name it Lou II... only for it to crawl out of the box and go missing almost exactly like Lou (I) did.

* Owen, Judd and TK tricking a conspiracy theorist into leaving a building that's about to explode by pretending they're "With the Resistance."

* Michelle yelling at Owen to "Get a therapist!"
* Owen seeing Dustin (who he'd beaten up and vomited on the previous night) and very casually saying "'Sup."

-->'''Owen:''' ''(giving a "Yeah, right" laugh)'' Okay.

* Owen and Tommy hiring a ringer to beat the police at the softball game.

** Until their ringer arrives, most of the 126 members save for TK are hilariously unskilled at hitting the ball or striking out any of the cops.
* The firefighters and the cops get into a full on brawl. HardCut to Owen and Tommy with a shiners on their faces.

-->'''Nancy:''' ''(while recollecting the 3x14 call)'' [[SayingTheSoundEffectsOutLoud Bam bam!]]

-->'''Nancy:''' Bam bam.

*** And TK's fake mustache making his character look like a... certain Fuhrer.
*** On rewatch, Carlos can also be seen giving a slight smirk at Dream!Daniela's remark, too.

* TK saying, "What's in the box? What's in the box?"
-->'''Carlos:''' You do a horrible Brad Pitt, you know that?\\
'''TK:''' I know, but you love it.
* Carlos and TK get a bearded dragon and decide to name it Lou II... only for it to immediately crawl out of the box and go missing almost exactly like Lou (I) did.

* Owen's obsessive planning over TK and Carlos' wedding.
-->'''TK:''' I have never seen my dad so excited about anything in my entire life.

* Owen getting sidetracked when TK offhandedly mentions that his wedding will not be on the cover of ''Bridal Magazine'' no matter how hard Owen tries.

* The 126 trying to schmooze with the rich people.

-->'''TK:''' Come on, Nance!

*** And TK's fake mustache making look like a... certain Fuhrer.

* Owen tells Marjan to not be snarky throughout the meeting. He proceeds to spend the ''entire'' [[IResembleThatRemark meeting]] [[DeadpanSnarker snarking]] about the Geralds' simper

* Mateo's dream after getting blackout drunk takes the form of a kitschy sitcom, complete with an opening credits sequence, a laugh track and cheesy one-liners.
** Carlos and TK are described as "That dreamy officer Reyes and his nincompoop sidekick."
*** TK has a fake moustache

* Carlos and TK get a Bearded Dragon and decide to name it after Lou. Only for it to immediately disappear just like Lou did.

-->'''TK:''' Come on, Paul. Take off the tinfoil hat! It wasn't Carlos.\\
'''Carlos:''' He's right, it was me. [...] I could say it was a charitable act, but that would be a lie. The truth is, I was feeling peckish and wanted pudding. I didn't care whose pudding I had to take-- and you know what? [[WorthIt It was delicious.]]\\
'''Paul: ''' [[YouMonster Monster! You are a monster!]]\\

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'''Carlos:''' He's right, it was me. [...] ''(smugly, slowly saunters toward Paul)'' I could say it was a charitable act, but that would be a lie. The truth is, I was feeling peckish and wanted pudding. I didn't care whose pudding I had to take-- and you know what? ''(stops right in front of an affronted Paul)'' ''[[WorthIt It was delicious.]]''\\
'''Paul: ''' [[YouMonster Monster! You are a monster!!]]\\