History Funny / NewLifeSMP

*** Martyn doesn't get it at first, but Jimmy does, to which he's jokingly called out for doing so. In Jimmy's defense, it's not like he hasn't [[Funny/{{Hermitcraft}} seen this joking-threat before]].

*** While Martyn had no idea beforehand, WebVideo/DreamSMP fans find it quite funny that Philza actually ''has'' [[CargoShip an affinity with refrigerators]], at least in one telling of the backstories...

** Scott, Martyn, and fWhip start discussing if Jimmy actually lived up to his origin as a 'Bad Guy', which quickly devolves into the former Mean Gills making a HurricaneOfPuns by [[WebVideo/LifeSMP swapping in words that rhyme with 'bad']].

-->'''Martyn:''' Yeah, gotcha, yeahyeah, it's- um, it's Clause B Section 17, I think for that.\\

-->'''Jimmy:''' Technically, this is Martyn's waystone, because he put it down, alright? %%[something else]
-->'''Martyn:''' ''(overlapping)'' My heart is poundin'.\\
'''Jimmy:''' Alright? And he has named it... ''(checks waystone)'' You... You son of a-\\

## Demolishing Jimmy's igloo holiday home ''with a drill''; and

-->'''Sparrow:''' Oh my- ''(muttering)'' [-Alright… CompensatingForSomething…-]

## Kidnapping Jimmy's horse Bullseye as a "trade of goods", ''complete with the entire stable''.

*** Martyn doesn't get it at first, but Jimmy does, to which he's jokingly called out for doing so. In Jimmy's defense, it's not like he hasn't [[Funny/HermitcraftServer seen this joking-threat before]].

** Scott, Martyn, and fWhip start discussing if Jimmy actually lived up to his origin as a 'Bad Guy', which quickly devolves into the former Mean Gills making a HurricaneOfPuns by [[LetsPlay/LifeSMP swapping in words that rhyme with 'bad']].

[Other toys in the series include] [[LetsPlay/EmpiresSMP Sheriff*]] and Mr. Gaming*\\

* Episode 1: While a disgruntled Callum is touring the server to see if he's truly the only one without powers, Sausage welcomes him to his "tiny" starter house. As one might expect from Mythical J. Sausage, the "tiny" starter house (by his standards) is [[BlatantLies almost as tall as the fir trees around it]], and proudly displays several Create mod mechanisms like ''windmills'' on it.

* Episode 3: After Scott kills who-knows-how-many pigs on an island near Callum's house in a livestream for server maintenance purposes, Callum decides to sue him for causing mass panic (to himself), 125 counts of murder, "[s]howing no emotion towards the animals that i cared deeply about", and ''of all things'', [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking having a Scottish accent]].

* Episode 3: After Scott [[BlackComedyAnimalCruelty kills who-knows-how-many pigs]] on an island near Callum's house in a livestream for server maintenance purposes, Callum decides to sue him for causing mass panic (to himself), 125 counts of murder, "[s]howing no emotion towards the animals that i cared deeply about", and ''of all things'', [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking having a Scottish accent]].

* Episode 5: At the start of the episode, Martyn responds to the audience that his then 3-year-old daughter Amelia, who had made a voice-only appearance at the end of his previous episode, was not actually a sweetheart as everyone commented; he proves this by recounting one time she insinuated how pale his skin was, while protesting that he has a "monitor tan" in real life.