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** "Not cool, "Uncool, dude, [[DoubleEntendre you shot-blocked me!]]"
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** "[[LampshadeHanging Since when is a goaltending call made by a 'wah-wah' noise?]] Where's the ref?!" ''[beat]'' "What? We have no ref in this game? That's great. Real professional."
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** "[[LampshadeHanging Since when is a goaltending call made by a 'wah-wah' noise?]] Where's the ref?!" ''[beat]'' "What? We have no ref in this game? That's great. [[SarcasmMode Real professional.professional]]."
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** "[[Series/{{Seinfeld}} No shoot for you!]]"
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* Airballing in particular will garner some stingers:
** "That's an airball. And your fly's open too. [[EscalatingPunchline And you have something hanging outta your nose.]]"
** "That's an airball. And your fly's open too. [[EscalatingPunchline And you have something hanging outta your nose.]]"
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* Airballing Air-balling in particular will garner some stingers:
** "That's anairball.air-ball. And your fly's open too. [[EscalatingPunchline And you have something hanging outta your nose.]]"
** "That's an
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** "[[Series/AmericanIdol Pants on the ground! Pants on the ground! Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground!]]"
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** "[[Series/AmericanIdol Pants on the ground! Pants on the ground! Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground!]]"ground!]]"
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** "Uncool, dude, [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar you shot-blocked me!]]"
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** "Uncool, "Not cool, dude, [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar you shot-blocked me!]]"
** "[[LampshadeHanging Since when is a goaltending call made by a 'wah-wah' noise?]] Where's the ref?!" ''[beat]'' "What? We have no ref in this game? That's great. Real professional."
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** "[[LampshadeHanging Since when is a goaltending call made by a 'wah-wah' noise?]] Where's the ref?!" ''[beat]'' "What? We have no ref in this game? That's great. Real professional."
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** "[[LampshadeHanging Since when is a goaltending call made by a 'wah-wah' noise?]] Where's the ref?!" ''[beat]'' "What? We have no ref in this game? That's great. Real professional.
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** "[[LampshadeHanging Since when is a goaltending call made by a 'wah-wah' noise?]] Where's the ref?!" ''[beat]'' "What? We have no ref in this game? That's great. Real professional."
** "And the fan tries to win the car!"
** "And the fan tries to win the car!"
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* Thanks to commentator Tim Kitzrow, the 2010-11 version in particular gets some laughs:
** "Drops it through the pantyhose for tw--I mean, drops it through the nylon for two!"
** "How many balls could a ballchucker chuck if a ballchucker could chuck balls?" ''[beat]'' "Who knows?"
** "Uncool, dude, [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar you shot-blocked me!]]"
** "All that shake 'n' bake, and no dinner!"
** "It takes skill to miss 10 in a row..."
** "Just like my wife's top drawer, all nylon!"
** "I got my degree from Dunkin-on U"
** "Somebody get the baking soda!...Or is it baking powder - I can't remember! What do you throw on someone who's on fire?!"
* Shoot a prayer from half-court and it won't go unnoticed:
** "From Section C, Row 5, Seat 7!"
** "From the Waffle House located just off the beltway!"
** "[[SarcasmMode Nice shot, I'm sure that's exactly what the coach drew up.]]"
** "From your mother-in-law's house!"
** "[[LampshadeHanging Since when is a goaltending call made by a 'wah-wah' noise?]] Where's the ref?!" ''[beat]'' "What? We have no ref in this game? That's great. Real professional.
* Airballing in particular will garner some stingers:
** "That's an airball. And your fly's open too. [[EscalatingPunchline And you have something hanging outta your nose.]]"
** "NOT EVEN CLOSE!"
** "NOTHING BUT NOTHING!"
** "Dear Rim, I miss you. Hope to see you soon. Love, Chuck."
** "Did the basket move?"
** "This guy needs a seeing-eye dog!"
* Beware the Kitzrow on a blocked shot:
** "The doctor just made him turn his head and cough!"
** "My favorite time of year, Blocktoberfest!"
** "WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SHOOTING IN HERE, DO IT OUTSIDE!"
** "Like my wife always says, NOT TONIGHT!"
** "[[Series/{{Seinfeld}} No shoot for you!]]"
** "[[Series/AmericanIdol Pants on the ground! Pants on the ground! Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground!]]"
** "Drops it through the pantyhose for tw--I mean, drops it through the nylon for two!"
** "How many balls could a ballchucker chuck if a ballchucker could chuck balls?" ''[beat]'' "Who knows?"
** "Uncool, dude, [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar you shot-blocked me!]]"
** "All that shake 'n' bake, and no dinner!"
** "It takes skill to miss 10 in a row..."
** "Just like my wife's top drawer, all nylon!"
** "I got my degree from Dunkin-on U"
** "Somebody get the baking soda!...Or is it baking powder - I can't remember! What do you throw on someone who's on fire?!"
* Shoot a prayer from half-court and it won't go unnoticed:
** "From Section C, Row 5, Seat 7!"
** "From the Waffle House located just off the beltway!"
** "[[SarcasmMode Nice shot, I'm sure that's exactly what the coach drew up.]]"
** "From your mother-in-law's house!"
** "[[LampshadeHanging Since when is a goaltending call made by a 'wah-wah' noise?]] Where's the ref?!" ''[beat]'' "What? We have no ref in this game? That's great. Real professional.
* Airballing in particular will garner some stingers:
** "That's an airball. And your fly's open too. [[EscalatingPunchline And you have something hanging outta your nose.]]"
** "NOT EVEN CLOSE!"
** "NOTHING BUT NOTHING!"
** "Dear Rim, I miss you. Hope to see you soon. Love, Chuck."
** "Did the basket move?"
** "This guy needs a seeing-eye dog!"
* Beware the Kitzrow on a blocked shot:
** "The doctor just made him turn his head and cough!"
** "My favorite time of year, Blocktoberfest!"
** "WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SHOOTING IN HERE, DO IT OUTSIDE!"
** "Like my wife always says, NOT TONIGHT!"
** "[[Series/{{Seinfeld}} No shoot for you!]]"
** "[[Series/AmericanIdol Pants on the ground! Pants on the ground! Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground!]]"
