History Funny / Mysticons

--> '''Emerald:''' Is it a squid? No, wait, a llama? A dog?! ''[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers A turtleneck?]]'' '''I'M NOT GOOD AT RIDDLES!'''

* Earlier, when Barnabys tells Kymraw he can't open the doors for her:

[[/folder: Episode 30: The Lost Sceptre]]

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* Piper attempts to pull a [[PooledFunds Scrooge and dive into the gold when she and Zarya are alone]], but due to her being so close to the money, and not having the right experience or distance, [[RealityEnsues crashes into the gold.]]

* These lines when Zarya is the temporary leader
-->'''Emerald:''' You have my sword.
-->'''Piper:''' You have my hoop.
-->'''Doug:''' And you have my happy outlook on life.

* When Doug and Malvaron come back from being transported to various places, and being chased by mushroom creatures, they decide to relax. When the mysticons, unaware of what happened to them) came up, they mentioned how it must have been nice to relax all day.

--> '''Doug:''' ''(in a deadpan reaction playing the commercial)'' ''[[EarWorm "She's got sparkly hair and so much flair, her heart's filled with care, she's got a saddle to wear—"]]''

* The Twinkly Mare commercial.

------> '''Dreadbane:''' What was that?"
------> '''Doug:''' [[ChewingTheScenery TWINKLY MAAAARRREEEE!]]
------> '''Dreadbane:''' [[BigWhat WH]][[TemptingFate AT?!]]
------> '''Doug:''' ''(in a deadpan reaction playing the commercial)'' ''[[EarWorm "She's got sparkly hair and so much flair, her heart's filled with care, she's got a saddle to wear—"]]''
------> '''Dreadbane:''' Stop, stop! For the love of Lamias, make it STOOOPPPP!

[[AC: Sisters in Arms]]

* When Arkayna and Em are running away, they complain about how the Astromancers aren't there, calling them Ancient Morons. Malvaron appears, saves them and falls down. The following happens:

[[AC: How To Train Your Mysticon]]

[[AC: The Coronation]]

[[AC: The Mysticon Kid]]

[[AC: An Eye for an Eye]]
* When the mysticons reverse the spell Zarya accidentally put on herself, Piper was happy that Zarya was back, but said that she missed the fur.

[[AC: Heart of Gold]]

[[AC: Scourge of the Seven Skies]]
* When Em, Piper, and Arkayna are heading to the palace talking about sky pirates, Arkayna asks Em if she's afraid they'll take her wool socks. The camera goes to Em, holding a bunch on socks, claiming that there was a sale.

[[AC: Lost and Found]]
* This exchange when chasing a diamondback worm that ate Piper, when Zarya notices they are heading towards a lava pit

[[AC: The Astromancer Job]]
* Arkayna being able to sneak away from Nova Terron by getting Doug to teach him how to play a video game. He only stops playing when the power goes out.

[[AC: A Walk in the Park]]

[[AC: A Girl and Her Gumlump]]

[[AC: Skies on Fire]]

[[AC: All hail Necrafa]]

[[AC: The dome]]

-->'''Emerald''' You have my sword.
-->'''Piper''' You have my hoop.
-->'''Doug''' And you have my happy outlook on life.

[[AC: Clash of the Tridents]]

[[AC: Gems of the Past]]

[[AC: Quest of the Vexed]]

[[AC: Mutiny most Fowl]]

[[AC: Through my Enemy's eyes]]

[[AC: The Prophecy Unleashed]]

[[AC: Three Mysticons and a Baby]]

[[AC: Star-Crossed Sisters]]

[[AC: Screams of a Banshee]]

[[AC: Edge of Two Morrows]]
* When Zarya suggests robbing the castle, Piper (who doesn't want history to repeat itself), refuses and says that she wants to stay and build a pizza fort. By the time Zarya finishes talking, Piper built one large enough for her to be in.

[[AC: Twin Stars Unite]]

[[AC: The Dragon's Rage]]

* One thing that messed with both the mysticons and the villains was that it was for season, which meant that fozes besides Choko would interfere with anything they could.

--> '''Piper:''' Aw, it didn't do anything! ''(All the soldiers fall to pieces)'' Yay! It did something!