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** Since this action directly leads to the key landing at Gabriel's feet as he predicted, it seems this insane plan relying on dozens of seemingly unknowable variables was going exactly how The Entity expected.
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* Kittridge wonders how Ethan is going to escape the CIA facility... and turns around to see Ethan wearing a mask to look like Kittridge. The best part is Kittridge letting out a tired sigh "Of course" as Ethan hits him with a TranquillizerDart.
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* Kittridge wonders how Ethan is going to escape the CIA facility... and turns around to see Ethan [[LatexPerfection wearing a mask to look like Kittridge. Kittridge]]. The best part is Kittridge letting out a tired sigh "Of course" course..." as Ethan hits shoots him with a TranquillizerDart.
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-->'''Benji:''' [[SkewedPriorities Well, you had a lot going on! We didn't want to bother you.]]\\
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* As he comes across (what he thinks is) a nuclear bomb, Benji, frustratedly complains about [[LampshadeHanging how they always end up in these kind of situations]].
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* As he comes across (what he thinks is) a nuclear bomb, Benji, frustratedly an exceedingly frustrated Benji complains about [[LampshadeHanging how they always end up in these kind of situations]].
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* As he comes across (what he thinks is) a nuclear bomb, Benji, frustratingly, complains [[LampshadeHanging how they always end up in these kind of situations]].
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* As he comes across (what he thinks is) a nuclear bomb, Benji, frustratingly, frustratedly complains about [[LampshadeHanging how they always end up in these kind of situations]].
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** The fact that 3 highly intelligent and experienced field agents need Grace to solve the simple riddle about what is always coming but never arrives (the future).
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** The fact that 3 three highly intelligent and experienced field agents need Grace to solve the simple riddle about what is always coming but never arrives (the future).
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* The RunningGag of Jasper thinking certain people are Ethan in disguise, so he tries to pull on their faces believing they are masks. The last guy he does this with is none other than his own boss ''Kittridge'', who's understandably unamused by this.
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* The RunningGag of Jasper thinking certain people are Ethan in disguise, so he tries to pull on their faces believing they are masks. The last guy he does this with is none other than his own boss ''Kittridge'', who's understandably unamused by this.this - and yet, since it has been established that Ethan ''has'' disguised himself as Kittridge, isn't the most illogical face to check.
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* Grace is cornered on the train, held at gunpoint, about to lose the key... when Ethan smashes through the wall on a parachute out of nowhere, taking out the two bad guys. He doesn't even seem to know what happened at first.
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* Grace is cornered on the train, held at gunpoint, about to lose the key... when Ethan smashes through the wall on train car window with a parachute out of nowhere, taking out the two bad guys. He doesn't even seem to know what happened at first.
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** This scene also continues the White Widow's ButtMonkey status for the film, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent as Alanna spends the entire scene in the background completely zoned out while Kittridge is trying to get to drink some water]].
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** This scene also continues the White Widow's ButtMonkey status for the film, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent as Alanna spends the entire scene in the background completely zoned out while Kittridge is trying to get to help her drink some water]].
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I figured out the riddle immediately, but that may be bc I've heard it before
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** This scene also continues the White Widow's ButtMonkey status for the film, as Alanna spends the entire scene in the background completely zoned out while Kittridge is trying to get to drink some water.
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** This scene also continues the White Widow's ButtMonkey status for the film, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent as Alanna spends the entire scene in the background completely zoned out while Kittridge is trying to get to drink some water.water]].
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** This scene also continues the White Widow's ButtMonkey status for the film, as Alanna spends the entire scene in the background completely zoned out while Kittridge is trying to get to drink some water.
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* A joke that was long overdue in the film series: When the topic of the IMF comes up, Director of National Security Denlinger confusingly asks Kittridge what the [[FunWithAcronyms International Monetary Fund (which also has "IMF" as an acronym)]] has got to do with the topic of a rogue super-intelligent AI, prompting Kittridge to correct him.
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* A joke that was long overdue in the film series: When the topic of the IMF comes up, Director of National Security Denlinger confusingly asks Kittridge what the [[FunWithAcronyms World Bank / International Monetary Fund (which also has "IMF" as an acronym)]] has got to do with the topic of a rogue super-intelligent AI, prompting Kittridge to correct him.
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-->'''Kittridge:''' What is going on?!\\
'''Briggs:''' Well, sir, since you're not really here, it shouldn't concern you too much. ''(winks)''
'''Briggs:''' Well, sir, since you're not really here, it shouldn't concern you too much. ''(winks)''
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-->'''Kittridge:''' What is What's going on?!\\
'''Briggs:'''Well, sir, since Since you're not really here, it sir? It shouldn't concern you too much.you. ''(winks)''
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* When they finally tell Ethan about the bomb, Ethan ask why they would hide something like that, Benji responds that Ethan was busy.
-->'''Benji:''' Well, you had a lot going on! We didn't want to bother you.\\
'''Ethan:''' Listen to me: a nuclear bomb is something you bother me with, ''immediately!''
-->'''Benji:''' Well, you had a lot going on! We didn't want to bother you.\\
'''Ethan:''' Listen to me: a nuclear bomb is something you bother me with, ''immediately!''
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-->'''Benji:''' [[SkewedPriorities Well, you had a lot going on! We didn't want to bother you.
'''Ethan:''' Listen to me: [[SeriousBusiness a nuclear bomb is something you bother me
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** Alanna eventually recovers and trudges to the train car. When Kittridge lets out a shocked "Alanna?", she growls "Who the hell else?" before collapsing unconscious in his arms.
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** Alanna eventually recovers and trudges to the train car. When Kittridge Zola lets out a shocked "Alanna?", she growls "Who the hell else?" else would it be?" before collapsing unconscious in his arms.
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* When they finally tell Ethan about the bomb, Ethan ask why they would hide something like that, Luther responds that Ethan was busy.
-->'''Luther:''' Look, you were busy. We didn't want to bother you.\\
'''Ethan:''' A nuke is ''something you should bother me about''!
-->'''Luther:''' Look, you were busy. We didn't want to bother you.\\
'''Ethan:''' A nuke is ''something you should bother me about''!
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-->'''Luther:''' Look, -->'''Benji:''' Well, you were busy. had a lot going on! We didn't want to bother you.\\
'''Ethan:'''A nuke Listen to me: a nuclear bomb is ''something something you should bother me about''!with, ''immediately!''
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** Once they get into the car, Ethan tries to drive, but gets confused by the controls, including accidentally starting up the windshield wipers and accelerating more than he intended. As he's wasting time trying to get a hang of the thing, [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything he awkwardly apologizes to Grace that this doesn't happen to him often while she calmly assures him that it's not a big deal]].
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* Jasper Briggs is confused to find Kittridge on the train and asks why, with Kittridge vaguely responding "I'm not really here" and threatening to reassign Briggs to the dead mail room at the Postal Service if he doesn't mind his own business. Later, Kittridge's words are thrown back in his face when Briggs starts ordering people to the back of the train.
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* Jasper Briggs is confused to find Kittridge on the train and asks why, with Kittridge vaguely responding "I'm not really here" and threatening to [[ReassignedToAntarctica reassign Briggs to the dead mail room at the Postal Service Service]] if he doesn't mind his own business. Later, Kittridge's words are thrown back in his face when Briggs starts ordering people to the back of the train.
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* Jasper Briggs is confused to find Kittridge on the train with Kittridge saying "I'm not really here." Later, Kittridge is thrown when Briggs starts ordering people to the back of the train.
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* Jasper Briggs is confused to find Kittridge on the train and asks why, with Kittridge saying vaguely responding "I'm not really here." here" and threatening to reassign Briggs to the dead mail room at the Postal Service if he doesn't mind his own business. Later, Kittridge is Kittridge's words are thrown back in his face when Briggs starts ordering people to the back of the train.
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'''Briggs:''' Well, sir, since you're not really here, it shouldn't concern you too much. ''(He winks)''
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'''Briggs:''' Well, sir, since you're not really here, it shouldn't concern you too much. ''(He winks)''
** Kittridge also threatens to reassign Briggs to the dead mail room at the Postal Service.''(winks)''
** Kittridge also threatens to reassign Briggs to the dead mail room at the Postal Service.
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-->'''Luther''': Look, you were busy. We didn't want to bother you.\\
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-->'''Briggs''': Well, sir, since you're not really here, it shouldn't concern you too much. ''(He winks)''
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'''Briggs:''' Well, sir, since you're not really here, it shouldn't concern you too much. ''(He winks)''
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-->'''Luther''': Look, you were busy. We didn't want to bother you.\\
'''Ethan''': A nuke is ''something you should bother me about''!
'''Ethan''': A nuke is ''something you should bother me about''!
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** Imagine the [[DigitalAbomination The]] [[TheChessmaster Entity's]] reaction when [[{{Determinator}} Ethan]] drives a motorcycle [[CrazyEnoughToWork off a mountain]] to [[ThisIsGonnaSuck parachute onto a moving train]] at high speed and just happens to crash through a window, into the one guy on the train who is currently an imminent threat to his ally's life, thereby launching the goon out the opposite window. [[BatmanGambit Predict]] [[XanatosGambit that,]] [[ClockKing Entity.]]
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** Imagine the [[DigitalAbomination The]] [[TheChessmaster Entity's]] reaction when [[{{Determinator}} Ethan]] drives a motorcycle [[CrazyEnoughToWork off a mountain]] to [[ThisIsGonnaSuck parachute onto a moving train]] at high speed and just happens to crash through a window, into the one guy on the train who is currently an imminent threat to his ally's life, thereby launching the goon out the opposite window. [[BatmanGambit Predict]] [[XanatosGambit that,]] [[ClockKing Entity.]]
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** Imagine the [[DigitalAbomination The]] [[TheChessmaster Entity's]] reaction when [[{{Determinator}} Ethan]] drives a motorcycle [[CrazyEnoughToWork off a mountain]] to [[ThisIsGonnaSuck parachute onto a moving train]] at high speed and just happens to crash through a window, into the one guy on the train who is currently an imminent threat to his ally's life, thereby launching out the opposite window. [[BatmanGambit Predict]] [[XanatosGambit that.]]
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** Imagine the [[DigitalAbomination The]] [[TheChessmaster Entity's]] reaction when [[{{Determinator}} Ethan]] drives a motorcycle [[CrazyEnoughToWork off a mountain]] to [[ThisIsGonnaSuck parachute onto a moving train]] at high speed and just happens to crash through a window, into the one guy on the train who is currently an imminent threat to his ally's life, thereby launching the goon out the opposite window. [[BatmanGambit Predict]] [[XanatosGambit that.that,]] [[ClockKing Entity.]]
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** Imagine the [[DigitalAbomination The]] [[TheChessmaster Entity's]] reaction when [[Determinator Ethan]] drives a motorcycle [[CrazyEnoughToWork off a mountain]] to [[ThisIsGonnaSuck parachute onto a moving train]] at high speed and just happens to crash through a window, into the one guy on the train who is currently an imminent threat to his ally's life, thereby launching out the opposite window. [[BatmanGambit Predict]] [[XanatosGambit that.]]
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** Imagine the [[DigitalAbomination The]] [[TheChessmaster Entity's]] reaction when [[Determinator [[{{Determinator}} Ethan]] drives a motorcycle [[CrazyEnoughToWork off a mountain]] to [[ThisIsGonnaSuck parachute onto a moving train]] at high speed and just happens to crash through a window, into the one guy on the train who is currently an imminent threat to his ally's life, thereby launching out the opposite window. [[BatmanGambit Predict]] [[XanatosGambit that.]]
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** Imagine the [[DigitalAbomination The]] [[Chessmaster Entity's]] reaction when [[Determinator Ethan]] drives a motorcycle [[CrazyEnoughToWork off a mountain]] to [[ThisIsGonnaSuck parachute onto a moving train]] at high speed and just happens to crash through a window, into the one guy on the train who is currently an imminent threat to his ally's life, thereby launching out the opposite window. [[BatmanGambit Predict]] [[XanatosGambit that.]]
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** Imagine the [[DigitalAbomination The]] [[Chessmaster [[TheChessmaster Entity's]] reaction when [[Determinator Ethan]] drives a motorcycle [[CrazyEnoughToWork off a mountain]] to [[ThisIsGonnaSuck parachute onto a moving train]] at high speed and just happens to crash through a window, into the one guy on the train who is currently an imminent threat to his ally's life, thereby launching out the opposite window. [[BatmanGambit Predict]] [[XanatosGambit that.]]
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** Imagine the "DigitalAbomination The" "Chessmaster Entity's" reaction when "Determinator Ethan" drives a motorcycle "CrazyEnoughToWork off a mountain" to "ThisIsGonnaSuck parachute onto a moving train" at high speed and just happens to crash through a window, into the one guy on the train who is currently an imminent threat to his ally's life, thereby launching out the opposite window. "BatmanGambit Predict" "XanatosGambit that."
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** Imagine the "DigitalAbomination The" "Chessmaster Entity's" [[DigitalAbomination The]] [[Chessmaster Entity's]] reaction when "Determinator Ethan" [[Determinator Ethan]] drives a motorcycle "CrazyEnoughToWork [[CrazyEnoughToWork off a mountain" mountain]] to "ThisIsGonnaSuck [[ThisIsGonnaSuck parachute onto a moving train" train]] at high speed and just happens to crash through a window, into the one guy on the train who is currently an imminent threat to his ally's life, thereby launching out the opposite window. "BatmanGambit Predict" "XanatosGambit [[BatmanGambit Predict]] [[XanatosGambit that."]]
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* While Degas tries to calmly get everyone to back of the train, Briggs decides to shoot his gun into the ceiling and make it an order.