History Funny / KimRichards

* Kim's run as the Rake in "In Silence" is genuinely terrifying, most notably when she sings a version of the lullaby from Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet (replacing "Freddy" with "Kimmy"), going deadly silent when she hears Trott make a noise. The funny part, however, comes when she terrifies the bejesus out of Ross.
-->'''Kim!Rake:''' ''[sing-song, as Trott and Ross try desperately to hide from her]'' One, two; Kimmy's coming for you... Three, four; better lock your door... five, six; grab a crucifix... seven, eight; better stay up late... Nine, ten; '''''never sleep again!''''' ''[she finds Trott and pounces on him, cackling madly while Ross runs to a hiding place with the most horrified look on his face]''

-->'''Turps:''' ''[without pausing, and '''absolutely''' deadpan]'' [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogging_(sexual_slang) Dogging.]] ''PSlight {{beat}} as Kim's face goes "O_O"]'' Um, right, let's go again...

-->'''Matt:''' Who shot me in the arse?! ''[seconds later]'' No! Toad, you ''cock''! ''[still later]'' Fuck, fuck, fuckety fuck! [[RuleOfThree [Later]]] Come on, Matt, you utter ''toff''!

-->''*Later*''

-->'''Matt:''' Who shot me in the arse?! ''*seconds later*'' No! Toad, you ''cock''! ''*still later*'' Fuck, fuck, fuckety fuck! [[RuleOfThree *Later*]] Come on, Matt, you utter ''toff''!

-->'''Turps:''' ''*without pausing, and '''absolutely''' deadpan*'' [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogging_(sexual_slang) Dogging.]] ''*Slight {{beat}} as Kim's face goes "O_O"*'' Um, right, let's go again...

-->''*A few moments later*''

-->'''Kim:''' To stop me from scratching myself? Or licking myself... Although, if I could lick myself, I'd never leave the house. ''*starts giggling as Hannah facepalms*''

-->'''Caff:''' ''*suddenly leans into the frame with a ridiculously big grin and a thumbs up pose*'' Like the video!
-->'''Kim:''' ''*collapses in laughter*''

-->'''Alien:''' ''*hisses*''
--> ''*Kim's eyes go wide and she goes paper white*''

-->'''Alien:''' ''*unfurls itself from the ceiling and drops down*''

-->''*Kim panics and frantically tries to hand Hannah the controller*''

-->''*Kim-as-Ripley hides under the desk*''

-->''*The Alien hops on the desk and his tail flops down, just missing Ripley*''
-->'''Hannah:''' Oh ''shit''. ''*Notices something*'' Nice touch there, there's gum on the bottom of the desk!

-->'''Kim!Rake:''' ''[sing-song, as Trott and Ross try desperately to hide from her]'' One, two; Kimmy's coming for you... Three, four; better lock your door... five, six; grab a crucifix... seven, eight; better stay up late... Nine, ten; '''''never sleep again!'''' ''[she finds Trott and pounces on him, cackling madly while Ross runs to a hiding place with the most horrified look on his face]''

-->'''Kim!Rake:''' ''[sing-song, as Trott and Ross try desperately to hide from her]'' One, two; Kimmy's coming for you... Three, four; better lock your door... five, six; grab a crucifix... seven, eight; better stay up late... Nine, ten; '''''never sleep again!''' ''[she finds Trott and pounces on him, cackling madly while Ross runs to a hiding place with the most horrified look on his face]''

-->'''Kim!Rake:''' ''[sing-song, as Trott and Ross try desperately to hide from her]'' One, two; Kimmy's coming for you... Three, four; better lock your door... five, six; grab a crucifix... seven, eight; better stay up late... Nine, ten; '''''Never sleep again!''' ''[she finds Trott and pounces on him, cackling madly while Ross runs to a hiding place with the most horrified look on his face]''

* Kim's run as the Rake in "In Silence" is genuinely terrifying, most notably when she sings a version of the lullaby from Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet (replacing "Freddy" with "Kimmy"), going deadly silent when she hears Trott make a noise. The funny part, however, comes when she freaks poor Ross out so badly he forgets to even defend himself.

** The cherry on top is watching Kim struggle not to break down in a fit of giggles and then eventually just giving in.

-->'''Martyn:''' ...I was getting so tired. ''[everybody else cracks up]'' Literally, [[PrecisionFStrike every fucking corridor]] I walked down, someone's literally seen me two seconds prior and could probably call it. There's two people stacked on here, two people stacked on there. '''''Nobody was alone - ever!''''' No matter how many doors were closed or how many lights we shut down or how many records we did, you were all like [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyvinyl_acetate PVA glue]] on some Series/ArtAttack bullshit! I couldn't do any more - '''''I got bored!''''' I was like 'You know what, I'm just gonna do it.' I saw Briony come up to the door but the door wouldn't open in her face - that wasn't even me - honestly, I was so ''tired''.

-->'''Martyn:''' ...I was getting so tired. ''[everybody else cracks up]'' Literally, [[PrecisionFStrike every fucking corridor]] I walked down, someone's literally seen me two seconds prior and could probably call it. There's two people stacked on here, two people stacked on there. '''''Nobody was alone - ever!''''' No matter how many doors were closed or how many lights we shut down or how many records we did, you were all like [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyvinyl_acetate PVA glue]] on some Series/ArtAttack bullshit! I couldn't do any more - '''''I got bored!''''' I was like 'You know what, I'm just gonna do it.' I saw Briony come up to the door but the door wouldn't open in her face - that wasn't even me - honestly, I was so ''tired''.

-->'''[=ZGryphon=]:''' I love it when one of the kids in the back of the team levels up and wants to learn a new move right in the middle of a match. "Oh---hang on a second, Leon, got some management to do here." You can imagine the commentators trying to spin it for the millions of fans watching on TV. "Challenger Nano deep in consultation with her backup Pokémon there, obviously taking on a trainer of Leon's caliber requires close attention to a team-wide strategy," but meanwhile, you're just there like "What's that, Dragapult? You've just thought of a new move you want to try? Sure, lay it on me, I'm not doing anything that can't wait..."

* This YouTube comment on Kim's playthrough of ''Pokemon Shield'':
-->'''ZGryphon:''' I love it when one of the kids in the back of the team levels up and wants to learn a new move right in the middle of a match. "Oh---hang on a second, Leon, got some management to do here." You can imagine the commentators trying to spin it for the millions of fans watching on TV. "Challenger Nano deep in consultation with her backup Pokémon there, obviously taking on a trainer of Leon's caliber requires close attention to a team-wide strategy," but meanwhile, you're just there like "What's that, Dragapult? You've just thought of a new move you want to try? Sure, lay it on me, I'm not doing anything that can't wait..."

* Hannah and Kim play Outlast Whistleblower. They reach ''that note'' and Kim cracks, leading to her breaking entirely in the next few parts.