History Funny / JurassicParkTheGame

** From the same sequence, Billy's giving a {{smug|Snake}} [[BreakingLecture villainous speech]] to Nima when Jess notices something making the ground shake and decides to warn him, which he doesn't register until the ''T. rex'' is halfway through the Jurassic Park arch. [[OhCrap The look on his face]] [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/oh_fuck.png as he realizes that it's practically right behind him]] is priceless.

'''Oscar:''' Maybe it was your mother.\\

-->'''Billy:''' Dammit Oscar! I only have one pair of pants.\\

* This gem towards the end, where everybody is holding still to hide from the T-Rex. With the shaving cream can poised at his feet, Gerry has [[TheDogBitesBack every right]] to retaliate Billy for trying to kill them thus far. Billy makes a frown that just screams "You ''wouldn't''..." But Gerry does and kicks the can towards the sea!
** From the same sequence, Billy's giving a {{smug|Snake}} [[HannibalLecture villainous speech]] to Nima when Jess notices something is making the ground shake and decides to warn him, something he doesn't register until the T. Rex is halfway through the Jurassic Park arch. [[OhCrap The look on his face]] [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/oh_fuck.png as he realizes that it's practically right behind him]] is priceless.

'''Billy''' Yeah, um... the plan didn't factor in an angry ''T. rex'', so we had to change it. I didn't think to engage it in a knife fight, sorry.

* Also one scenario has Oscar note that he's not a gym guy. Jess is surprised because he's so huge, which leads to this exchange.

'''Billy''' Oscar just doesn't wanna admit to his sasquatch heritage. Who was it, grandfather, great grandfather?
-->'''Oscar:''' Maybe it was your mother.\\

** From the same sequence, Billy's giving a smug villainous speech to Nima when Jess notices something is making the ground shake and decides to warn him, something he doesn't register until the T. Rex is halfway through the Jurassic Park arch. [[OhCrap The look on his face]] [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/oh_fuck.png as he realizes that it's practically right behind him]] is priceless.

'''Billy''' Yeah, um... the plan didn't factor in an angry ''T. rex'', so we had to change it. I didn't think about engaging it in a knife fight, sorry.
* Billy's reply to Oscar's unintentional CatScare in Episode 3. "Dammit, Oscar! I only have one pair of pants!"

* This gem towards the end, where everybody is holding still to hide from the T-Rex. With the shaving cream can poised at his feet, Gerry has [[DogBitesBack every right]] to retaliate Billy for trying to kill them thus far. Billy makes a frown that just screams "You ''wouldn't''..." But Gerry does and kicks the can towards the sea!

** [[spoiler:[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBzhoJtnJgg&t=7m15s This one]], showing Billy's TooDumbToLive death at the hands of the ''T. rex''. The way his face changes from smug victory to horrified realization in seconds shows he realizes how ''hosed'' he is.]]

* This gem towards the end, where [[spoiler: everybody is holding still to hide from the T-Rex. With the shaving cream can poised at his feet, Gerry has [[DogBitesBack every right]] to retaliate Billy for trying to kill them thus far. Billy makes a frown that just screams "You ''wouldn't''..." But Gerry does and kicks the can towards the sea!]]
** From the same sequence, [[spoiler: Billy's giving a smug villainous speech to Nima when Jess notices something is making the ground shake and decides to warn him, something he doesn't register until the T. Rex is halfway through the Jurassic Park arch. [[OhCrap The look on his face]] [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/oh_fuck.png as he realizes that it's practically right behind him]] is priceless.]]

* The argument between Garry and Jess as seen [[https://youtu.be/pDM3HA5pt-o?t=8m43s here]] starting at 8:43:
-->'''Garry:''' So you are smoking now? What else are you doing that I don't know about?
-->'''Jess:''' What? Mom didn't tell you I was stripping?

-->'''Billy''' (discussing Nima's plans for the embryos)''':''' She may be a pain in the ass, but she knows what she's doing.
-->'''Oscar:''' That's what you said about that waitress in Colombia's cooking!
-->'''Billy:''' Hey, that wasn't her fault! It was salmonella!

-->'''Oscar''': You're supposed to be at the crash site.
-->'''Billy''': Yeah, um... the plan didn't factor in an angry ''T. rex'', so we had to change it. I didn't think about engaging it in a knife fight, sorry.
* Billy's reply to Oscar's unintentional CatScare in Episode 3. "Dammit, Oscar! I only have one pair of pants!
* Even a few of the death scenes are quite funny, if you have a [[BlackComedy dark sense of humour]]. Some standout examples:

** [[spoiler:[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBzhoJtnJgg&t=7m15s This one]], showing Billy's TooDumbToLive death at the hands of the ''T. rex''.]]

** From the same sequence, [[spoiler: Billy's giving a smug villainous speech to Nima when Jess notices something is making the ground shake and decides to warn him, something he doesn't register until the T. Rex is halfway through the Jurassic Park arch. [[OhCrap The look on his face]] [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/oh_fuck.png as he realizes that it's practically right behind him]] is priceless.]]]]

* This gem towards the end, where [[spoiler: everybody is holding still to hide from the T-Rex. With the shaving cream can poised at his feet, Gerry has [[DogBitesBack every right]] to retaliate Billy for trying to kill them thus far. Billy makes a frown that just screams "You ''wouldn't''..." But Gerry does and kicks the can towards the sea!]]

* Particularly on console versions, the model and graphic errors can result in unintentional hilarity like Billy and Oscar holding and firing invisible guns and Oscar knife fighting a ''Velociraptor'' with a combat knife held firmly through his wrist.

* The segment in episode 1 where you have to construct Spanish sentences to try and tell Nima to rest. It's like a Peggy Hill simulator!

* Billy's DeadpanSnarker attitude tends to provide many of these too:

-->'''Billy''': Yeah, um... the plan didn't factor in an angry T.rex, so we had to change it. I didn't think about engaging it in a knife fight, sorry.
* Yoder's reply to Oscar's unintentional CatScare in episode three. "Dammit, Oscar! I only have one pair of pants!

** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgRJxPAEPSQ&t=4m22s This one]] where Gerry is caught right in the middle of a fight between a triceratops and T. rex.

** [[spoiler:[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBzhoJtnJgg&t=7m15s This one]], showing Billy's TooDumbToLive death at the hands of the T.rex.]]

--->'''Garry:''' So you are smoking now? What else are you doing that I don't know about?
--->'''Jess:''' What? Mom didn't tell you I was stripping?

* The argument between Garry and Jess as seen [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDM3HA5pt-o here]] starting at 8:43:

** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBzhoJtnJgg&t=11m21s This one]] where Gerry gets totally pwned by a flung shipping container.

** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgRJxPAEPSQ&t=6m21s This one]] from near the end of Episode 1. '''[[UnrealTournament DOUBLE KILL!!]]'''

** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsfOCKlBmk4&t=7m32s This one]] when Jess fails to escape some raptors. More for the [[{{Narm}} Narmtastic]] BigNo from Gerry, though.

* Most of Billy and Oscar's references to past NoodleIncidents qualify:

** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBzhoJtnJgg&t=10m9s This one]]. You can't be "[[AWorldwidePunomenon hanging around]]", Gerry.

-->'''Billy''': Yeah, um... the plan didn't factor in an angry T.rex, so we had to change it. I didn't think about engaging it in a knife fight, sorry.

-->'''Billy:''' Hey, that wasn't her fault! It was salmonella!

-->'''Billy''' (discussing Nima's plans for the embryos)''':''' She may be a pain in the ass, but she knows her business.

--->'''Jess:''' What? Mom didn't tell you I was stripping?

--->'''Jess:''' What? Mom didn't tell you I was striping?