History Funny / JohnWickChapter3Parabellum

** Zero and John then walk inside to meet the Manager. Charon asks them to take a seat. John sits at one end of the sofa. ... Zero slowly sits ''as close as physically possible'' next to John.

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* Randall Duk Kim's Doctor character, not wanting it known that he helped John after his excommunicado went into effect, advises John to shoot him. After he does, he then realizes one might not be enough then asks John to shoot him again. The fact that John interrupts him both times as the Doctor tries to tell him to be accurate is just icing on the cake.

!! Film
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-->'''Bowery King:''' Well, I don't recommend that you eat them.

-->'''Bowery King:''' ''(to the pigeon)'' Avert your eyes, my sweet.

* John also ends up at one point proving himself the master of [[ImprovisedWeapon using everything as a weapon]], culminating in him getting not one, but ''two'' “headshots”... with, of all things, ''horses.''

* During John’s first meeting with Sofia:

-->'''Zero''': Cool. ''Very'' cool.

!! Meta

* At one point while John is engaged in CQC with two thugs, all three manage to run out of ammo at once. There's an awkward {{Beat}} before a race to reload. [[CaptainObvious John wins.]]

** When John's dog appears, Zero is amazed to see "THE Dog". CriticalResearchFailure on Zero's part (considering THE Dog was Daisy, who's dead).

* At the very end, after John has been shot off the roof of the Continental by Winston and left for dead he encounters the Bowery King again who’s also messed up by Zero delivering the seven slashes dictated by the High Table, but very much alive. The Bowery King gives a short but very ''emphatic'' speech about how pissed off he is, then asks John's unmoving and bloodied body if he’s pissed as well. John has to raise a hand to show he heard it... only for the Bowery King to start laughing at John’s severed ring finger... so John [[FlippingTheBird gives him the finger]] instead. [[ActuallyPrettyFunny His laughter only increases at that.]]

-->'''Adjudicator:''' John Wick is gone.\\
'''Winston:''' Yes, a tragic loss--\\
'''Adjudicator:''' I mean his body is no longer on the street.\\

* Zero repeatedly giving Johns excited thumbs up or other signs of fanboy approval, even when John’s killing his own students.