History Funny / HazbinHotel

'''Alastor:''' Quite an impressive young lady. ''[touches her under the chin]'' We're all ''very proud'' of her.\\

* Lucifer sings a song about how he'll do anything for Charlie, using his powers to make an impressive [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} Genie]]-esq DisneyAcidSequence, and then Alastor buts in and turns it into a QuarrelingSong. Eventually, attention goes from Charlie to each other as the lyrics get more confrontational... and then Mimzy just shows up out of nowhere, acting like [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall everyone was expecting her]], [[MusicalisInterruptus grinding the whole thing to a halt]].

*** Alastor also asks Charlie, "Who's been faithful as a nun?" ''While [[NunsAreFunny dressed as said nun]],'' complete with his [[FurryReminder ears sticking out the top]] and an [[SinisterMinister upside-down cross on the habit]].

'''The artist's rendition''': ''[[BigStupidDoodooHead Smelly probably, furry, lame stick (with the microphone on the end of the stick being labeled "dildo?"), gross hoof feet, triangle ass, dumb hair]]''

** Hearing ''Alastor'' of all demons announce "and that's the tea!" while spilling the beans on Vox.

** While the chorus of the song is quite moving and inspirational, the actual verses are modified old-timey WW1/2 recruitment drive slogans, complete with period-appropriate musical accompaniment.

--->'''Pentious:''' Is Cherry still here? *sees Cherry entering a sex room with another bar patron* ''Damn it!''

** Twice.

(Cherri looks at him unamusingly)\\

* For Valentine's Day 2024, the official Twitter posted [[https://twitter.com/HazbinHotel/status/1757861409122070675 valentines with the characters]].

* At the Heaven Embassy Charlie is creeped out by how [[UnexpectedlyAbandoned empty]] it is, then she walks into a dark room and this happens:

-->'''Charlie:''' ([[MotorMouth talking quickly]]) ''Okay, I have a lot to get through and not a lot of time, and I feel like you weren't hearing me before so here goes, ahem. (Singing) ''I know Hell's population is out of control, its a bad situation, it's taking a toll, if we rehab these sinners and cleanse all their souls, at my Hazbin Hotellll.... ''(Talking)'' Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself, right, extermination! ''(Adam and Lute [[FascinatingEyebrow exchange meaningful looks]])'' ''(Singing)'' I mean, you guys fly down just to kill once a year, it must be annoying to [[YiddishAsASecondLanguage schlepp]] all the way here, if they join you in heaven that trip disappears, ''(Charlie throws her notes across the room with a rainbow trail)'' you can wave that chore farewell. ''(Charlie gasps for air)'' It will be a happy day in...\\

* Apparently, Alastor considers Sir Pentious SO beneath him, he doesn't even remember his attack in the pilot, which was a week prior in universe.

-->'''Adam:''' ''(Lights go on)'' Sup.\\
'''Charlie:''' ''(Falls to the floor)'' Holy--shit. (Gets back up.)

'''Charlie:''' ''(Falls to the floor)'' Oh shit. (Gets back up.)

* Charlie's song ''Happy Day in Hell'' has several moments:

-->'''Charlie:''' ''(Pops out from behind wall)'' [[MotorMouth Vaggieholyshit!!!]]
-->'''Vaggie:''' ''(Startled)'' What?
-->'''Charlie:''' ''(Makes exaggerated "Come Here" hand gestures/closed-mouth noises)''

--->'''Vaggie:''' ''Okay, but just, don't sing to them.''
--->'''Angel Dust:''' ''That bitch is halfway down the street!''
--->'''Vaggie:''' ''Is she...''
--->'''Angel Dust:''' ''Oh, she's dancin'. ''
--->'''Vaggie:''' ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Ugh, no!]]''

'''Demon:''' ''[[BrickJoke And touch my parts!]]''
--->'''Charlie:''' ''[[{{Squick}} Uh... no thank you, I'm just gonna...]] fulfill my destiny...!''
--->'''Demon:''' ''Your loss bitch!''

** And just before she says this, Adam seems to genuinely ask her "So what did you do this weekend?", like their meeting was [[GoKartingWithBowser just a casual casual catch-up between the Princess of Hell, and the General of the Exorcists.]]

-->'''Adam:''' Uh, we don't ''have'' "hard days"? It's fuckin' ''Heaven,'' bitch.

-->'''Charlie:''' ''Fuck, yes.'' ''[after realizing what she said]'' I mean, thank you.

-->'''Adam:''' Uh, we don't ''have'' "hard days". It's fuckin' ''Heaven.''

** He tries to offer her a drink, but loses his nerve and offers drinks to the whole bar. Twice.