History Funny / HarveyBeaks

-->'''Dade''': WHY WON'T ANYONE SING KARAOKE WITH ME? I HATE EVERYONE OF YOU. I'm gonna kiss everyone in this room! Where's Harvey?
-->'''Fee''': ''(walks up, brandishing fist in hand)''
-->'''Dade''': [[WildTake DAAAAAAAAAAA!!!]] ''(screams and foams at the mouth as he's dragged off)''

-->'''Irving''': [[AnAesop A shirt doesn't make you who you are; it's what's inside the shirt that counts.]]
-->'''Harvey''': Oh, right...'''my nipples!'''

* [[PunnyName Papa Jean]], the morbidly obese leader of Les Squirrels who speaks entirely in unintelligible Italian mumbling

--> '''Fee:''' I bet I look even better than Harvey in this.
--> '''Miriam:''' Haha.... Harvey ''would'' look pretty good in this though.
--> '''Fee:''' Yeah.

--> '''Miriam:''' Having fun yet Fee?!
--> '''Fee:''' I think I'm going to throw up!
--> '''Miriam:''' Me too! ([[LaughingMad laughs maniacally]])

--> '''Officer Fredd:''' Ba-zow! Ba-zap! Ba-zang! Ba-zoi! Ba-zow!
--> '''Miriam:''' Is this, OWW!!! really necessary?! OOWWW!!!
--> '''Officer Fredd:''' Ba-zang! Ba-zow! Ba-zang!

-->'''Princess:''' What's happening to me?
-->'''Fee:''' I think you're having a feeling.
-->'''Princess:''' [Flailing around]'''MAKE IT STOP!!!'''

-->'''Fee:''' What are you lookin at kid. (Punches mirror)
-->'''Miram:''' Fee, you know how mirrors work.
* Harvey and Foo's codenames. The smirks they make while saying them is what cliches it.
-->'''Harvey:''' You ready to do this... "Harvey"?
-->'''Foo:''' Ready as I'll ever be... "Foo".

-->'''Jackie:''' There. You're worth millions.

-->'''Randl's Mom:''' I don't want any. I cast you out! (Flips table)

-->'''Anime!Foo:''' You gonna eat that?
-->'''Anime!Claire:''' Well yes but- [Foo grabs her food with his bare hands and eats it]

* Princess's "secret"

-->'''Claire:''' So what's the plan?
-->'''Fee:''' I said I had a mace, didn't I?

* Wade Lampshades the fact that his brother is naked while he himself is a HalfDressedCartoonAnimal

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* Moff complaining about how Barkball doesn't have anything steampunky.

-->'''Officer Fred'': What did you do to Frankenstein...'s MONSTER!?

--> '''Fee''': I bet I look even better than Harvey in this.
--> '''Miriam''': Haha.... Harvey ''would'' look pretty good in this though.
--> '''Fee''': Yeah.

--> '''Miriam''': Having fun yet Fee?!
--> '''Fee''': I think I'm going to throw up!
--> '''Miriam''': Me too! ([[LaughingMad laughs maniacally]])

--> '''Officer Fredd''': Ba-zow! Ba-zap! Ba-zang! Ba-zoi! Ba-zow!
--> '''Miriam''': Is this, OWW!!! really necessary?! OOWWW!!!
--> '''Officer Fredd''': Ba-zang! Ba-zow! Ba-zang!
* After catching up to Miriam and Fee in jail, Randl chastises them for taking his stuf, but says they're even since they also lost his mom.

* Dr. Roberts jumping out of a cake and startling everyone. Later, Kratz is relieved to find that Dr. Roberts is just waiting for them on the stage rather than jumping out of something. [[spoiler: Except it's not actually him standing there, it's a replica of himself. That he then jumps out of.]]

-->'''Fee''': I think you're having a feeling
-->'''Princess''': [Flailing around]'''MAKE IT STOP!!!'''

-->'''Claire (in peasant clothing)''': You honor me. Now I can die in peace! [rolls down the stairs]

-->'''Fee and Foo''': [=AAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaahhhhhhHHHHH=]...

* The episode ends [[spoiler:with a freeze frame of all four of the friends being shocked by Officer Fredd. It gets added to Dade's photo collection of him and his friends.]]

-->'''Fee''': What are you lookin at kid. (Punches mirror)
-->'''Miram''': Fee, you know how mirrors work.

-->'''Harvey''': You ready to do this... "Harvey"?
-->'''Foo''': Ready as I'll ever be... "Foo".

-->'''Jackie''': There. You're worth millions.

-->'''Fee''': Hi Randl's Mom, we own you now.

* Randl makes up the "Sitting in a wheelchair while breathing shallowly from your mouth and looking at old photos" event for the Mom-off so his own mom has an event to win handily. [[spoiler: She loses in a GilliganCut.]]

-->'''Randl's Mom''': I don't want any. I cast you out! (Flips table)

-->'''Anime!Foo''': You gonna eat that?
-->'''Anime!Claire''': Well yes but- [Foo grabs her food with his bare hands and eats it]

-->'''Piri Piri''': [Clearly distressed] My secret is, sometimes, I don't... like cinnamon buns!

-->'''Princess''': My secret is I'm the best at everything and I don't even try. MY SECRET'S THE BEST, I WIN!

-->'''Claire''': So what's the plan?
-->'''Fee''': I said I had a mace, didn't I?

* The fact that Technobear keeps emergency boomboxes hidden in the forest for dancing emergencies
* Technobear's parents being a pair of {{Joisey}}-esque turtles, and Technobear not realizing [[spoiler: he's adopted until the end of the episode]]

* Technobear trying to use a [[VideoGame/MarioKart banana peel]] to trip up his competition, only to have it be completely ignored
-->'''Technobear''': Aw man. I guess that makes sense.

* The ending where Randl reveals [[spoiler: the submarine ride he promised the winner is nothing more than some cardboard boxes and a garden hose. Made even better by the fact that none of the kids seem to care.]]

* When Dade [[spoiler: launches himself out of a giant slingshot to save his brother from drowning]], he has a moment of clarity where he realizes he finally is cool, [[MoodWhiplash before he hits the water and starts skipping across it like a stone]]
* Dade and Wade finally reconcile at the end but have to cut it short [[spoiler: because if Dade stops paddling they'll both drown]]

-->'''Fee''': "Foo, what's wrong. I told you the economy's fine."

* TheReveal that Blister's girlfriend from his youth is none other than ''[[spoiler:Randl's mother]]''.

'''Mrs. Snapper:''' ''(cuddling up to him)'' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar And I'm thirsty]]...\\

* [[NoodleIncident Whatever it was Harvey wrote]]. To seal the deal, he misunderstands Fee telling him to give the card to "someone special". [[YouAreGrounded Cue him giving it to Miriam]]...

* Harvey's attempt at "vandalizing" the Randl's Rentls sign by putting 2 As where they need to be. Then, he realizes that rebels don't correct spelling. Then, he notes that they ''would'' vandalize property. This goes on for what's implied to be nearly 4 hours. And he has a HeroicBSOD when Randl catches him.

* Harvey still not getting the menaing of Anti-Valentine's after all he's been through.

-->'''Dade''': Kratz, you were terrible, so I made you a tree.

-->'''Randl's Mom''':I don't want any. I cast you out! (Flips table)

* Harvey treating his plant like a dog and overreacting to its death.

* Foo's costume is a pumpkin, [[NakedPeopleAreFunny which only consists of him being naked]]. He says its because pumpkins don't wear clothes, but everyone is just shocked.

* While everyone else assembles their karts out of garbage by hand, Claire builds hers with a blowtorch and welding mask

* The RunningGag of the debate about if hot dogs can be considered sandwiches.

* Harvey trying to substitute his candy with broccoli.

'''Johnny Tornado):''' ''(exact same serious tone'' Cool. That's totally fine and it doesn't hurt my heart.\\

'''Johnny Tornado:''' Look out, team! Everything's about to explode for no reason!\\

'''Johnny Tornado:''' Good job, monster-fighting team. We fought all the monsters. As a team.

* TheReveal that Blister's old girlfriend is none other than ''[[spoiler:Randl's mother]]''.

* Princess's "Secret"

* When, Officer Fred gives the rest of the kids laser shooting gloves, Claire accidentally blasts herself out of a tree with hers.

* Dade gets his face painted to look like Harvey, disgusting and terrifying everyone who sees it
* Dade then tries super gluing himself to Harvey. Smash Cut to Harvey struggling to hold up Dade and Dade covered head to toe in sunburn. And then Dade gets his back fur torn off, exposing his butt

* Princess claims that she used to have a twin sister, but absorbed her because she's that awesome.

-->'''Johnny Tornado:''' I'm beginning to really like you, Commander Rocket[[note]]Comic!Piri Piri[[/note]]. Do you like me?\\

'''Johnny Tornado (exact same serious tone):''' Cool. That's totally fine and it doesn't hurt my heart.\\

* A new scene cuts straight to Dade standing on line to a ride at the carnival while both Fee and Foo simultaneously yell on opposite sides of his infuriated face....and get closer and closer... just to be annoying. So very familiar to anyone who has a goofy or obnoxious sibling or has ever looked after very small kids. Just as funny (or for some possibly even funnier) during the ad breaks where Nickelodeon adds extra non-existent sunglasses ontop of Dade's face, hiding his expression.

* Dade gets frustrated when Fee and Foo monopolize their friend Harvey because he (Dade) wanted to spend time with just Harvey and himself at the annual Old Fashioned Days festival which is [[TheSeventies 1970s]] themed. So he devises a plan to get Fee and Foo kicked out of the festival when he overhears one ride operator talking to the other ride operator to not let anyone touch the control panel for the Disco Go! ride or it will go haywire and [[BlatantLies tricks them (Fee and Foo) into thinking that the control panel was insulting them.]] So the twins start vandalizing it until it causes the ride to rapidly spin out of control, causing collateral damage and being spun out of the park. Upon seeing this, Officer Fred freaks out and finds Fee and Foo vandalizing the control panel for the ride and electroshocks them with his taser gloves, captures them in a net and throws them out of the festival. [[spoiler:Later in the episode after seeing Harvey get bummed about his friends Fee and Foo getting thrown out of the festival, Dade starts feeling guilty and sneaks Fee and Foo back into the festival by stowing away inside a bass drum and tells them that it was his fault that he got them kicked out of the festival, causing Fee to get furious and start attacking Dade, causing them to bust out of the bass drum and they all make up by performing a song on stage with the band about how much they love Harvey. When the song is finished, Officer Fred sees that Fee and Foo sneaked back in and he chases after them along with Harvey and Dade and the four start laughing in amusement until Officer Fredd electroshocks them and the episode ends with a freeze frame of all four of the friends being electroshocked and becomes a photo that gets added to Dade's photo collection of him and his friends.]]

** Pelting Fee with marshmellows during the mom hug challenge for no descrinble reason.

* Kratz randomly ending up in the girl's secret circle and objecting to being called a young woman

[[AC: Fee/Foo]]

* Fee briefly meets Harvey learning about the Brother Pyramid. Apparently it's mostly sports-related stuff.

* [[CloucCuckoolander Piri Piri]] says that her favorite color is "innocent baby laughter".

* Foo hiding himself in a box and scribbling his face on the outside.

-->'''Dade''': Kratz you were terrible so I made you a tree.

-->'''Piri Piri''': Ohhh fur berries. (In her usual cheery tone) They're terrible.

* The flashback of Claire giving Princess her doll.
-->'''Claire''': You honor me. Now I can die in peace! [rolls down the stairs]

* Everything involving Jackie Slithersteen, the LargeHam author of the Detective Dirk books. Being voiced by Ru Paul helps.

* Randl makes up the "Sitting in a wheelchair while breathing shallowly from your mouth and looking at old photos" event for the Mom-off so his own mom has an event to win handily. [[spoiler: She loses]].

** "Randl you smell terrible let me hose you down for once. "
** "Randl I showed your journal to Barbra, she says it's very sad."

* Randl remensicing about his mother.... which is one decades long montage of them yelling at each other.

[[AC: Mr. and Mrs. Borks]]

[[AC: Princess is Better Than You]]
* Dr. Roberts jumping out of a cake and startling everyone. Later, Kratz is relieved to find that Dr. Roberts is just waiting for them on the stage rather than jumping out of something. [[spoiler: Except it's not actually him standing there, it's a replica of himself. That he then jumps out of.]]
* Princess wins every event under more and more absurd circumstances, leading to her winning an event while asleep.
* Claire's gift evokes some emotional reaction from Princess. Her response?
-->'''Princess:''' What's happening to me?
-->'''Fee''': I think you're having a feeling
-->'''Princess''': [Flailing around]'''MAKE IT STOP!!!'''
* The flashback of Claire giving Princess her doll.
-->'''Claire''': You honor me. Now I can die in peace! [rolls down the stairs]

* Peri Peri's thoughts on fur berries
-->'''Peri Peri''': Ohhh fur berries. (In her usual cheery tone) They're terrible.

[[AC: Randl Scandl]]

* Dade then tries super gluing himself to Harvey. Smash Cut to Harvey struggling to hold up Dade and Dade covered head to toe in sunburn. And then Dade gets his back fur torn off, exposing his butt

--> '''Miriam''': Me too! (laughs maniacally)