History Funny / Haikyuu

* In the montage following the first day of the tournament, we have the first years in the bathtub. Due to the combination of heat and exhaustion, Hinata passes out in the tub. Yamaguchi hurrily tries to get him to wake up while Tsukishima only looks on. Kageyama doesn't even notice Hinata passed out on the floor.

* The entire scene where the Karasuno first years take a bath together. Yamaguchi makes a comment about Hinata still having a lot of energy because he's swimming around instead of relaxing (or fainting like he did after the match they played before). Hinata excitedly replies that he wants to have another match right away. Tsukishima calls it "creepy" to which Hinata gets offended and jumps out of the water yelling about his feelings being hurt. How does Tsukishima react? By blasting him with a shower head.

* The entire scene where the Karasuno first years [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H5LgsD_OTA take a bath together.]] Yamaguchi makes a comment about Hinata still having a lot of energy because he's swimming around instead of relaxing (or fainting like he did after the match they played before). Hinata excitedly replies that he wants to have another match right away. Tsukishima calls it "creepy" to which Hinata gets offended and jumps out of the water yelling about his feelings being hurt. How does Tsukishima react? By blasting him with a shower head.

** Hinata manages to predict and catch Hyakuzawa's spike, prompting one of his fellow ball boys to give him a thumbs up and Hinata is rightly pleased... until Kindaichi's spike catches him [[GroinAttack right in the groin]], cutting the background music short. Koganegawa is shocked, [[KickTheDog Tsukishima]] calls Hinata a dumbass and Kindaichi admits he feels bad about it.

* The infamous wig scene: Kageyama hits Hinata in the face with the ball, and it flies straight to the vice principal's head, knocking his wig off, which lands on Daichi's head. Made funnier by Daichi's expression on his face.

* Asahi, possibly the biggest softie of Karasuno, always gets stereotyped by other students as some kind of gangster due to his physical appearance. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H5LgsD_OTA Rumors]] include dealing drugs, making other students work for him to extort money and being in high school for five years. They all turn out to be misconceptions.

** Tanaka comes over, greeting her casually. Then he realizes that she's [[ShesAllGrownUp grown up a lot]], specifically looking at her [[BuxomIsBetter assets]]. Sugawara comments that it was weird for Tanaka to treat Kanoka like normal... before realizing that she's a woman. Daichi awkwardly points out the rudeness.

--> '''Atsumu:''' ''Don't interrupt my serve again, you oinkin' pigs.''

--> '''Hinata''': What's wrong with you? Are you stupid?

--> '''Kageyama''': But everyone feels nervous-\\
'''[[LovableCoward Sugawara]]''': There, see? You make light of the anxiety we cowards feel!
* Everything Hinata does in episodes 5 and 6 when he's anxious due to the upcoming practice match against Aoba Johsai including trying to wear his jacket like a pair of pants, putting on Tanaka's pants (prompting him to run out of the club room in his underwear to yell at him to come back), yelling and falling out of bed because he can't sleep, [[StressVomit vomiting on Tanaka's lap]] during the bus ride to the match, repeatedly running off to the bathroom, bowling over a referee among other things and finally serving a ball to the back of Kageyama's head.

-->'''Kageyama (thinking)''': Wisecracks? [[NoSocialSkills Have I ever made any wisecracks? I have no recollection whatsoever….]]
-->'''The rest of the team (thinking)''': He has no self-awareness!

--> '''Shimizu''': I have high hopes for you.\\
'''Hinata''': *goes into [[HeroicBSoD Heroic BSOD]]*\\
'''Daichi (thinking)''': She finished him off! Forgive me, Hinata.

-->'''Iwaizumi''': You're no match for [Kageyama] then?\\
'''Oikawa''': When it comes to the toss. There's probably no one in the prefecture who could match Tobio. ''(Iwaizumi begins to step away to get behind Oikawa)'' But he's not better than me at spiking, blocking, or serving... ''(Iwaizumi smacks Oikawa with a volleyball from behind)'' Ouch!\\
'''Iwaizumi''': Damn it, Oikawa! Don't say his toss is better than yours! You're a setter, aren't you?\\

'''Oikawa''': If we can play against Karasuno in an official game, we can make a mess out of their receives, and not even give them a chance at a toss. Just having one good player doesn't mean you'll win. How I want to say "don't mind" to them, how I want to say it. ''(looks over to Iwaizumi, who just makes a disgruntled noise)'' What? Don't geniuses piss you off?\\
'''Iwaizumi''': Guys that girls squeal over piss me off even more. ''(Iwaizumi begins throwing more volleyballs at Oikawa, as the rest of the team watches their ace hit their captain without any desire to stop him)''

--->'''Hinata''': This is the first time I've looked down on someone since starting high school club activities!\\

** Nishinoya says he had a reason for coming to Karasuno instead of a school with a more prestigious volleyball team, and Hinata and Kageyama prepare themselves for what they think will be a deep and meaningful answer. With a serious expression, he says, "I came to Karasuno because ... I like the girls' uniform. *raises fist and clenches it* ''Intensely''."

---> '''Kuroo''': They don't sound like they're in high school. But you on the other hand, maybe you should loosen up more, like a real high schooler.\\
'''Tsukishima''': I'm not good at that sort of thing.\\
'''Kuroo''': Ah, youth.

--->'''Hinata''': '''[[NonSequitur JAPAN!]]'''

--->'''Yamaguchi''': Kageyama's not breathing!

--->'''Ukai''': I didn't want to bring this up, but... ''Do I look like the type of guy who got good grades??''

--->'''Daichi''': There's no way Karasuno could bring our best without these four idiots! Not a chance!\\
'''Tanaka''': I don't know if I'm flattered or insulted...

* In the OVA about Hinata and Kageyama failing their exams, they attempt to convince the vice principal to let them skip their supplementary exams. Unfortunately it looks like they're ganging up on him, much to Daichi's chagrin. Hinata and Kageyama are so rough with the vice principal that he slips, and his wig is sent flying in slow motion while soft piano music plays in the background... and [[RunningGag it then lands on Daichi's head, much like their first day of club activities]]. The vice principal demands to talk to both Daichi and an innocent passerby who had witnessed the whole incident, presumably to swear them into silence, and Daichi gives a terrifying lecture to Hinata and Kageyama in the club locker room afterward.
** Even funnier is just the sheer ''detail'' put into that scene.

--> '''Akaashi''': So he somehow didn't make it into the top three, huh?\\
'''Kuroo''': ''patting Bokuto on the back'' Don't mind.\\
'''Bokuto''': Don't raise me up just to let me get knocked back down!

---> '''Bokuto''': That almost sounds like someone's name.\\
'''Kuroo''': Ooh, like Mary Club (pronounced "Tada Nobukatsu-kun")? No wait, I guess it was "just some club."\\
'''Bokuto''': Aw man! So it doesn't sound like someone's name. Man, I was so close!\\
'''Kuroo''': Damn it!\\
'''[[DeadpanSnarker Tsukishima]]''': Are you basically asking me to retort?\\
'''[[CloudCuckooLandersMinder Akaashi]]''': Nah. There'll be no end to it.

---> '''Tsukishima''': No, not really...\\
'''[[BrutalHonesty Bokuto]]''': Maybe that's because you suck.

---> '''[[TheGadfly Kuroo]]''': I've always been a nice person.\\

'''Kuroo''': You don't have to look at me like that...

---->'''Bokuto''': A '''''FEINT'''''?!!!!!!\\
'''Akaashi''': Bokuto-san, weren't you the one who taught it to him?\\
''*Cue Bokuto looking guilty and his teammates [[DeathGlare looking murderous]]*''

----> '''[[BookDumb Kageyama]]''': You actually used your head? You're gonna get a fever.\\
'''Hinata''': You are the only person who doesn't get to say stuff like that to me.

---> '''Daichi''': Dumbass! Hinata, you dumbass!\\
'''Sugawara''': You sound just like him!\\
'''Asahi''': Do it again!\\
'''Hinata (in another gym)''': ''[shivers]'' I-I feel like I'm getting doubly yelled at.

---->'''Yamaguchi''': I wonder why Nishinoya-san's the master.\\
'''Tsukishima''': Apparently, it's because he's the only one that's ever been slapped by Shimizu-senpai before.

--->'''Yamaguchi''': I... feel like I'm gonna hurl [[VomitChainReaction just thinking about Hinata throwing up on the bus...\\]]
-->'''Tsukishima''': Get to the bathroom, quick!

-->'''Hinata''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext I... want to combine with a fujikujira...]][[note]]Also known as the lucifer shark[[/note]]\\
'''Kageyama''': ''What?''

'''Oikawa, Iwaizumi and Ushijima''': ''*turn to him with a DeathGlare*''\\
'''Hinata''': ''Eek!'' ''[slowly backs down, only to run right into [[FaceOfAThug Date Tech's Aone]]]'' '''EEK!'''

--> '''Yachi''': Oh? Just the other day he got into a race with the basketball club captain to the cafeteria for lunch. He wasn't watching where he was going and accidentally hit the fire alarm. The vice principal came and yelled at him good for it too.\\
'''Takinoue''': What, for real?! That's... kind of a relief, actually.

* The way Sugawara greets Daichi after Karasuno win against Wakunan: by punching him in the stomach.

* Season 2 Episode 21:
** After Asahi serves the ball out of bounds at the beginning of the second set, his teammates tell him "don't mind!"... except Daichi who tells him his face is scary, much to Asahi's annoyance.

--> '''Ohira''': So, are we just going to pretend that your yell of 'whoops' didn't happen, then?

--> '''Tsukishima''': Hi. I'm the normal guy. The time lag attack may have fooled our wild beast over there, but it doesn't work on me. Pleasure to meet you.\\
'''Tendo''': I knew that all the first-years at Karasuno pissed me off, but you take the cake.\\
'''[[{{Troll}} Tsukishima]]''': Thanks.\\
'''Tendo''': You piss me off!

--> '''Tendo''': Hey, don't kill me off!

--> '''Atsumu''': ''Don't interrupt my serve again, you oinkin' pigs.''

** Despite being impressed just beforehand, [[{{Tsundere}} Kageyama]] absolutely refuses to admit that Hinata did a perfect receive out on the court. It's to the point where he bluntly says a solid [[BlatantLies "I didn't see it"]] when Hinata asks if he saw it.
*** It's such a blatant lie that, in an omake, Ennoshita notes that it's on par with the time he said he wasn't bleeding against Johzenji when he clearly was.

* Chapter 294: As Nekoma and Karasuno are preparing for their match on-court, some Nekoma high school girls fawn over how attractive and serious Lev and Kuroo look. Unbeknownst to them, the duo at that moment are talking about Lev's frequent urges to poop.

---> '''Hinata''': ''thinking'' May the back of my head remain safe and unbeaned all day today...

-->'''Akaashi''': The first set of a game is critical, yes.\\
'''[[BrutalHonesty Bokuto]]''': Especially against Nekoma! They're nasty cuz their defense just keeps gettin' better and better all game!\\
'''Akaashi''': ''whispering'' Bokuto-san.\\
'''Bokuto''': ''whispering'' Hey! Don't pin this on me. You said it was critical and stuff.\\
'''Yachi''': ''thinking'' One set. If we lose just one more set right here... everything'll be over.\\
'''Bokuto''': "What if we lose?" You shouldn't think about downer stuff like that. It really puts a damper on things. ''turns to Akaashi'' [[GeniusDitz Did I use "damper" right?]]\\
'''[[CloudCuckooLandersMinder Akaashi]]''': Yes you did.

-->'''Kuroo''': Excuse me! Just what is up with your No. 10 over there?!\\
'''Tsukishima''': I'm sorry. I don't know for sure myself.

--> '''Yamaguchi''': Uh Tsukki? We scored on that one. You don't have to look so sour.

* Chapter 378:
** While on a bus headed towards the stadium, Hinata and Atsumu start watching a commercial Kageyama shot as he's a spokesman for a curry brand. [[BadBadActing He really sucks at acting]], to the point where he was even looking off camera during the shot, and the two end up laughing so loud they wake up a slumbering Bokuto.

* Chapter 380:
** Atsumu tries to play off his loss to Kageyama in the best serve rankings, to little effect:
---> '''Atsumu''': C'mon. Rankings aren't everything. Everyone's number one in their own way. Next time, how 'bout we all join hands and skip across the finish line together, hm?\\
'''Sakusa''': Ew.\\
'''[[BrutalHonesty Bokuto]]''': What's fun about a contest like that?
* Chapter 383:
** After Hinata's jump serve, Sugawara flashes back to Hinata serving into Kageyama's head:
---> '''Sugawara''': Oh, for the days of the headhunting serve...\\
'''Daichi''': Catch one of those with your head now and it'd probably break your neck.

---> '''Atsumu''': Whoa, talk about a con man vibe. I can see it now -- "He tricked me and before I knew it I was a jillion yen in debt."\\
'''Sakusa''': ''[Nods in agreement]''

** In Kuroo's ImagineSpot for the players of the "monster generation", the characters look more hilarious than intimidating. [[TerrifiedOfGerms Sakusa]] holds a lint-roller, Oikawa having his signature SillyMeGesture, Hoshiumi posing like a gorilla, while Atsumu's "shut yer trap" pose looks more like he's struggling to stand in a subway.

** Kageyama immediately got pulled in as he's heard of Alexander Yoffee, a 2m18-high player, having a chance to play with him.

** Daichi got a phonecall from Kuroo, asking the latter why he hasn't contacted them much. Sugawara jumps in, playfully tells that perhaps Kuroo's just got out from prison. The latter immediately denies.

---> '''Atsumu:''' Eh? Eh? Eh?

HilarityEnsues for the zany Karasuno team of ''Manga/{{Haikyuu}}'' and their rivals and supporters.

** Hoshiumi is annoyed that Kageyama's been mostly unfazed about him, and goes on a hammy rant about how everyone underestimates him and gets shocked when they actually see him play. Chigaya is unsettled.

'''Tsukishima''': Get to the bathroom, quick!

--->'''Yamaguchi''': I... feel like I'm gonna hurl [[VomitingChainReaction just thinking about Hinata throwing up on the bus...\\]]

--->'''Yamaguchi''': I... feel like I'm gonna hurl just thinking about Hinata throwing up on the bus...\\

* Everything Hinata does in episodes 5 and 6 when he's anxious due to the upcoming practice match against Aoba Johsai including trying to wear his jacket like a pair of pants, putting on Tanaka's pants (prompting him to run out of the club room in his underwear to yell at him to come back), yelling at falling out of bed because he can't sleep,[[StressVomit vomiting on Tanaka's lap]] during the bus ride to the match, repeatedly running off to the bathroom, bowling over a referee among other things and finally serving a ball to the back of Kageyama's head.

-->'''Kageyama''': (thinking): Wisecracks? [[NoSocialSkills Have I ever made any wisecracks? I have no recollection whatsoever….]]
-->'''The rest of the team''' (thinking): He has no self-awareness!

'''Kageyama''': (thinking): Wisecracks? [[NoSocialSkills Have I ever made any wisecracks? I have no recollection whatsoever….]]
'''The rest of the team''' (thinking): He has no self-awareness!

* Everything Hinata does in episodes 5 and 6 when he's anxious due to the upcoming practice match against Aoba Johsai including trying to wear his jacket like a pair of pants, putting on Tanaka's pants (prompting him to run out of the club room in his underwear to yell at him to come back), [[StressVomit vomiting on Tanaka's lap]] during the bus ride to the match, constantly running off to the bathroom, bowling over a referee among other things and finally serving a ball to the back of Kageyama's head.

* Asahi, possibly the biggest softie of Karasuno, always gets stereotyped by other students as some kind of gangster due to his physical appearance. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmGygRj5Zmw Rumors]] include dealing drugs, making other students work for him to extort money and being in high school for five years. They all turn out to be misconceptions.

** The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shSADuufpJc stage play]] takes this scene UpToEleven with LargeHam reactions and utter chaos occurring at every corner. A major highlight is Yamaguchi, Takeda, and others trying to "revive" Kageyama, especially when they have to resort to an ''AED'' to try and wake him up.

--> '''Atsumu''': ''Don't interrupt my serve again you squealin' pigs.''
** Atsumu's second serve goes out of the court - without any distraction. Osamu calls it lame, immediately causing Atsumu to tell him to shut up.

* How does Sugawara greet Daichi after Karasuno win against Wakunan: by punching him in the stomach.