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** Later, when Aziraphale and Crowley meet at Nina's coffee shop, she asks Aziraphale about his "naked man friend". Aziraphale is caught completely off-guard, quickly saying he's not naked anymore, and Crowley gives him a perplexed look.
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** Aziraphale offers Muriel a cup of tea. They're not sure, but accept to maintain their disguise. They holds the cup like an unexploded bomb.
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** Crowley's reaction to seeing Muriel when he enters; it's all in Creator/DavidTennant's delivery, giving a tone of "oh, great, more weirdness to deal with".
--->'''Crowley:''' ''Who's'' this now?
--->'''Crowley:''' ''Who's'' this now?
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* In Hell, there is a sign saying "it has been __ days since someone said 'the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.'" Various numbers are crossed out, settling on "0."
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* In Hell, there is a sign saying "it "[[XDaysSince it has been __ days since someone said 'the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.'" ']]" Various numbers are crossed out, settling on "0."
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** Funnier when you remember Crowley can shape shift so he could turn into an aardvark.
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** Funnier when you remember Crowley can shape shift so he could ''could'' turn into an aardvark.
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-->'''International Express Man:''' Oh don't mind me, ladies and gents. Oh what a day, eh? Nearly didn't even find the place. Someone doesn't believe in signposts, eh?\\
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-->'''International Express Man:''' Oh don't mind me, ladies and gents. Oh Oh, what a day, eh? Nearly didn't even find the place. Someone doesn't believe in signposts, eh?\\
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'''International Express Man:''' Package for you, Miss. You uh, you have to sign for it. ''[War signs for receipt of the box]'' Well it's a lovely place you got here. I always wanted to come here on my holidays.
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'''International Express Man:''' Package for you, Miss. You You, uh, you have to sign for it. ''[War signs for receipt of the box]'' Well Well, it's a lovely place you got here. I always wanted to come here on my holidays.
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--->'''Crowley:''' Yet.\\
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--->'''Crowley:''' Yet.\\
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* When confronted by one of the paintballers for wandering into an active paintballing zone, Crowley transforms his head into a [[NightmareFace giant snake with massive fangs]] and the paintballer faints in shock.
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* When confronted by one of the paintballers paintballers[[note]]played by [[Creator/TheSixIdiots Ben Willbond]][[/note]] for wandering into an active paintballing zone, Crowley transforms his head into a [[NightmareFace giant snake with massive fangs]] and the paintballer faints in shock.
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* Shax has been authorized to take as many demons as she needs to Earth. She demands Furfur give her '''ten thousand demons!''' He laughs in her face, to her surprise.
-->'''Shax:''' A ''thousand'' blood-thirsty demons. We are in Hell. I have authorization from Beelzebub.\\
'''Furfur:''' You can have authorization from Satan himself love, if I don't have them I can't send them over. I'll give you a malignant and creeping sense of unease if you like.\\
'''Shax:''' Why would I want a creep--Five hundred. There must be five hundred foot soldiers.\\
'''Furfur:''' What they for?\\
'''Shax:''' Attacking a bookshop. Don't tell anybody, but we may be battling angels.\\
'''Furfur:''' I'll do you a hundred.\\
'''Shax:''' What's--\\
'''Furfur:''' ''[computer beeps]'' It has just dropped to seventy.\\
'''Shax:''' I'll take them.
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* The demons are terrible at spelling. At first it just looks like the stupid mooks, but Shax can't spell the word "toast."
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* Crowley distracts Shax with complex legalese about how a formal battle between Heaven and Hell requires allowing the human bystanders time to leave the field of battle. Then he turns to Aziraphale and admits he just made it up.
-->'''Crowley:''' Right, I just made up a rule that they're too stupid to check. I'm gonna get the humans out of here and then I'm coming back.
-->'''Crowley:''' Right, I just made up a rule that they're too stupid to check. I'm gonna get the humans out of here and then I'm coming back.
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* Crowley gets into Heaven by being "arrested" by Muriel, changing his clothes, and then just trusting that no one would expect a demon in Heaven. He walks right by Michael.
-->'''Crowley:''' Bee hives.
* Muriel shows Crowley the file he wants, but they can't open it. Muriel simply doesn't have the authorization. Crowley does, though, to their shock.
-->'''Crowley:''' I haven't always been a demon, and they never change their passwords.
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* In Hell, there is a sign saying "it has been __ days since someone said 'the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.'" Various numbers are crossed out, settling on "0."
* A demon convinces the Nazis to sign up to become zombies with a very bad video of a Nazi being eating by a spider demon, pooped out, turning into a fly, and repeat.
-->'''Nazi:''' For how long?\\
'''Demon:''' Let me check my notes... ''[spends a full minute checking a booklet]'' Eternity.\\
'''Nazis:''' ''[hastily sign]''
* One of the posters proclaims "Heaven is looking down on you, because you're pathetic."
* Really, just the fact that Hell's intake is currently full of Nazis is hilarious in itself.
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--->'''Crowley:''' Yet.\\
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** Funnier when you remember Crowley can shape shift so he could turn into an aardvark.
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** The broken phone has the Union flag as its wall paper, on being repaired this has changed to the Scottish flag
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** The broken phone has the Union flag as its wall paper, on being repaired this has changed to the Scottish flagflag.
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* Shax comes to the bookshop to pressure Crowley into giving up Gabriel. After a lengthy scene of her posing as various members of the public and threatening Crowley she interrupts herself to ask about a problem with the boiler at his old flat.
-->'''Shax:''' Listen... when there's no hot water and two yellow lights on the boiler, what is that?\\
'''Crowley:''' Oh yeah, yeah that happens. There's a little black tap on a silver loop you have to turn. It's sort of under...\\
'''Shax:''' I can find it.
-->'''Shax:''' Listen... when there's no hot water and two yellow lights on the boiler, what is that?\\
'''Crowley:''' Oh yeah, yeah that happens. There's a little black tap on a silver loop you have to turn. It's sort of under...\\
'''Shax:''' I can find it.
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** And as the car enters Scotland and changes back to normal, it passes by Loch Ness… where its famous monster is swimming in the water.
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** And as the car enters Scotland and changes back to normal, it passes by Loch Ness… Ness... where its famous monster is swimming in the water.water.
* Crowley explains the concept of gravity to Jim, about how objects attract each other and that means everything is mostly attracted to Earth.
-->'''Gabriel:''' Why?\\
'''Crowley:''' Ah... Honestly, um, I don't remember. Seemed like a good idea when we were all talking about it. So things would stay where you put them, not just drift off?
* Crowley explains the concept of gravity to Jim, about how objects attract each other and that means everything is mostly attracted to Earth.
-->'''Gabriel:''' Why?\\
'''Crowley:''' Ah... Honestly, um, I don't remember. Seemed like a good idea when we were all talking about it. So things would stay where you put them, not just drift off?
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* The entire scene in the mausoleum where Crowley is high on laudanum.
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* The entire scene in the mausoleum where Crowley is high on laudanum. He shrinks to tiny size, then grows large enough to break through the ceiling, then tells Aziraphale to give the girl all his money so she can buy a farm and live a good life.
-->'''Crowley:''' Not just ''pretendy'' good, either, ''proper'' good.
-->'''Crowley:''' Not just ''pretendy'' good, either, ''proper'' good.
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* Shax comes to the bookshop to pressure Crowley into giving up Gabriel. After a lengthy scene of her posing as various members of the public and threatening Crowley she interrupts herself to ask about a problem with the boiler at his old flat.
-->'''Shax:''' Listen... when there's no hot water and two yellow lights on the boiler, what is that?\\
'''Crowley:''' Oh yeah, yeah that happens. There's a little black tap on a silver loop you have to turn. It's sort of under...\\
'''Shax:''' I can find it.
-->'''Shax:''' Listen... when there's no hot water and two yellow lights on the boiler, what is that?\\
'''Crowley:''' Oh yeah, yeah that happens. There's a little black tap on a silver loop you have to turn. It's sort of under...\\
'''Shax:''' I can find it.
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** Michael is confused because the "new" children are clearly not babies. Aziraphale reminds her that Eve wasn't a baby either. Gabriel nods along.
--->'''Gabriel:''' They can come out at any size.
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* "Before the Beginning," Crowley, as an angel, kickstarted a nebula to be a stellar nursery and birth more stars in a few million years. He is very put out when he is told that actually, the universe is only going to exist for six thousand years or so, and it seems like the only point of the stars is to give humanity something to stare up at in wonder.
-->'''Crowley:''' But that's idiocy! It's the universe, it's not just some fancy wallpaper! Millions of galaxies, trillions of stars, oodles of... everything! It's not just put here to twinkle! Most of it won't even be visible from Earth. Why don't you put Earth in the middle of the universe so the view's better?\\
'''Aziraphale:''' It's not our job to advise The Almighty on the details of creation.\\
'''Crowley:''' Well, then whose job is it? I mean, someone has to say, "Look, boss, this is a really, really terrible idea."\\
'''Aziraphale:''' Well, I suspect that would be considered inappropriate.\\
'''Crowley:''' Well, I don't suppose anyone could object to me putting a note into the suggestion box.\\
'''Aziraphale:''' I don't believe The Almighty has actually created a suggestion box. And furthermore, I don't think it's our place to start ''suggesting'' that there should be a suggestion box.\\
'''Crowley:''' Well, if I was the one running it all, I'd like it if someone asked questions. Fresh point of view. You can't just create a universe, run it for a few thousand years, and then stop.\\
''[awkward pause]''\\
'''Aziraphale:''' I like the pinky-blue bit in the corner of the, the nebula. Yes, it's very um, ah! Um, but look, word to the wise, I'd hate to see you getting into any trouble.\\
'''Crowley:''' Mm, thanks for your help. And thanks for your advice. I wouldn't worry though. How much trouble can I get into just for asking a few questions?
* Amnesiac Gabriel walking through the streets of London, buck naked except for a box he's carrying. When he finds Aziraphale's shop, he gives him a big hug, to Aziraphale's surprise.
-->'''Aziraphale:''' What--\\
'''Gabriel:''' What am I doing here?\\
''[beat]''\\
'''Aziraphale:''' What ''are'' you doing here?\\
'''Gabriel:''' I don't know, that's why I asked.
-->'''Aziraphale:''' What--\\
'''Gabriel:''' What am I doing here?\\
''[beat]''\\
'''Aziraphale:''' What ''are'' you doing here?\\
'''Gabriel:''' I don't know, that's why I asked.
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* Crowley initially refuses to help hide Gabriel and storms off in a fury. When he realizes Aziraphale's in danger, [[AlwaysSaveTheGirl he goes back and announces he's changed his mind]]. Aziraphale, however, wants a ''proper'' apology... which, for them, [[https://youtu.be/q9pXrFNZun4?si=Y1AYGe1n71hdWyeZ&t=40 apparently includes a little song and dance]], which Aziraphale has done many times before. Crowley reluctantly does it, singing, "You were right, I was wrong" through gritted teeth, much to Aziraphale's amusement. Even funnier when [[FridgeBrilliance you remember]] ''one of them choreographed this'', and either option (either Crowley did however many centuries ago and it's finally bit him in the ass, or Aziraphale choreographed an apology dance for ''himself'' to do) is equally funny.
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* When Crowley comes back, he sees Nina and Maggie trapped in Nina's shop due to the power outage, then snaps his fingers to fix everything, to their shock.
-->'''Crowley:''' That's my bad.
* Crowley initially refuses to help hide Gabriel and storms off in a fury. When he realizes Aziraphale's in danger, [[AlwaysSaveTheGirl he goes back and announces he's changed his mind]]. Aziraphale, however, wants a ''proper'' apology... which, for them, [[https://youtu.be/q9pXrFNZun4?si=Y1AYGe1n71hdWyeZ&t=40 apparently includes a little song and dance]], which Aziraphale has done many times before. Crowley reluctantly does it, singing, "You were right, I was wrong" through gritted teeth, much to Aziraphale's amusement. Even funnier when [[FridgeBrilliance you remember]] ''one of them choreographed this'', and either option (either Crowley did however many centuries ago and it's finally bit him in the ass, or Aziraphale choreographed an apology dance for ''himself'' to do) is equally funny.
-->'''Crowley:''' That's my bad.
* Crowley initially refuses to help hide Gabriel and storms off in a fury. When he realizes Aziraphale's in danger, [[AlwaysSaveTheGirl he goes back and announces he's changed his mind]]. Aziraphale, however, wants a ''proper'' apology... which, for them, [[https://youtu.be/q9pXrFNZun4?si=Y1AYGe1n71hdWyeZ&t=40 apparently includes a little song and dance]], which Aziraphale has done many times before. Crowley reluctantly does it, singing, "You were right, I was wrong" through gritted teeth, much to Aziraphale's amusement. Even funnier when [[FridgeBrilliance you remember]] ''one of them choreographed this'', and either option (either Crowley did however many centuries ago and it's finally bit him in the ass, or Aziraphale choreographed an apology dance for ''himself'' to do) is equally funny.
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* Agnes Nutter's prophecies, being written in Early Modern English, include some classic gems. Like Prophecy #2214: "In December of 1980, an [[UsefulNotes/AppleII Apple]] will arise no man can eat. Invest thy money in [[UsefulNotes/SteveJobs Master Jobbes]]'s machine and good fortune will tend thy days."
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* Agnes Nutter's prophecies, being written in Early Modern English, include some classic gems. Like Prophecy #2214: "In December of 1980, an [[UsefulNotes/AppleII [[Platform/AppleII Apple]] will arise no man can eat. Invest thy money in [[UsefulNotes/SteveJobs Master Jobbes]]'s machine and good fortune will tend thy days."
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** What about the fact that Aziraphale, as Crowley, is calling the Archangel Michael "dude"?
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** What about the The fact that Aziraphale, as Crowley, is calling the Archangel Michael "dude"?"dude"!
