History Funny / GimmeGimmeGimme

-->'''Tom:''' Well, now I know why you were so vile about dykes, because you were in the great Egyptian river... [[IncrediblyLamePun ''DE-NIAL'']].

* Linda believing that she is gorgeous, often comparing herself to Creator/CourtneyCox and Creator/CatherineZetaJones

* The convict telling Linda in order to make her a fake ID, he had to find a Su Pollard picture and coloured her hair in orange.

-->'''Linda''': [[Music/{{Journey}} "Eiderdown Girl, always living in an eiderdown world"]]!

* A race horse on the television called [[UnfortunateName Shavin' Haven]].

* [[spoiler:[[TheStinger Tom reluctantly makes Linda wash him, blindfolded]].]]

** "My nan left her tree up for too long, then the next day, she suddenly humanely combusted. All that was left was her little [[InnocentInnuendo chuff... just wandering around the house, it was -- all lost and dribbling.]]" (Chuff was her grandmother's [[UnfortunateName Jack Russell]])

--->'''Linda:''' ''[crossly]'' Oh [[PrecisionFStrike fuck off]].

-->'''Tom:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Which one]]? [[Literature/Greyfriars Billy Bunter]]?

* Linda believing that she is gorgeous, often comparing herself to Courtney Cox and Catherine Zeta-Jones

---->'''Linda:''' When mummy died, daddy was found in a skip with her knickers on his face singing "[[WhitneyHouston I Will Have Nothing]]".

* Sugar Walls calling Linda Olive from the show OnTheBuses

** "... and she's pours all this porridge down her filthy neck, right? And the three bears come home, and the Mummy Bear's like, 'Oi! What d'you think you're doing? Get outta here or I'll call the old bill ''[police]'' on you!' And then {{Goldilocks}} is like, 'Do I look scared?' And then..."

-->'''Linda:''' Maureen from ''Driving School's'' on ''QuestionTime''

-->'''Tom:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Which one]]? BillyBunter?

-->'''Gloria's brother:''' How do I tell her that I'm impotent?
-->'''Degsy:''' How do I tell him that I've [[AmbiguouslyBi gone straight?]]

* Linda getting annoyed over WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire because it would be pointless to have Phone A Friend [[FridgeLogic if a contestant had no friends]]. Also, the questions are seemingly hard.

--->'''Linda:''' There's a LeonardoDiCaprio film on tonight where he bares all.

-->'''Tom:''' And when we went to see ''Theatre/{{Cats}}'', what did you shout out to the lovely Elaine Page? "Show me your pussy, I'll show you mine"?! [...] Then when we saw ''JesusChristSuperstar'', you ran around the interval telling the little children, "He dies in the end."

** "Some story! [[TooDumbToLive It's more confusing than]] HanselAndGretel!"

-->'''Tom:''' If I was in a lift with Shirley Williams and RobbieWilliams, I think I'd go for Robbie.

** When trying to remember the stranger in the flat, Beryl says that he reminded her of a young Shirley Porter. Then correcting herself with SidneyPoitier

* Eventually, Tom just tapes EastEnders. He decides to watch the body language of one of the Mitchell brothers; for research, he would watch Phil Mitchell, the one with "[[InnocentInnuendo the ginger fuzz around his lips]]"

* Tom getting [[PunchedAcrossTheRoom punched]] unconscious by Patsy Kenzit from {{EastEnders}} after pestering her