History Funny / FiveNightsAtFreddysSecurityBreach

* The Bonnie Bowl "Unlimited" Pass grants free bowling for a whole year. It excludes Mega Pizzaplex entry, which is somewhat understandable… but it also doesn't cover the ''rental fee for bowling shoes and ball''. One might wonder what can be paid for with that pass and if it even makes a difference.[[labelnote:*]]It's most likely applicable strictly to the games themselves, which typically have separate costs from rental fees.[[/labelnotes]] And once again, the sheer scale of Fazbear Entertainment's greed rears its head: between this and what we learn in the entrance hall, it turns out that if you wanted to bowl at the Mega Pizzaplex, you would need one ticket to get into the building, another ticket to actually get into the Atrium where the actual food is, ''another'' ticket to get into Bonnie Bowl, and you'd '''still''' have to pay to actually bowl there! When Steel Wool said they wanted the Pizzaplex to feel like Fazbear Ent. was choking as much money out of patrons as possible, they sure meant it!

* The Bonnie Bowl "Unlimited" Pass grants free bowling for a whole year. It excludes Mega Pizzaplex entry, which is somewhat understandable… but it also doesn't cover the ''rental fee for bowling shoes and ball''. One might wonder what's not to be paid for with that pass and if it even makes a difference. And once again, the sheer scale of Fazbear Entertainment's greed rears its head: between this and what we learn in the entrance hall, it turns out that if you wanted to bowl at the Mega Pizzaplex, you would need one ticket to get into the building, another ticket to actually get into the Atrium where the actual food is, ''another'' ticket to get into Bonnie Bowl, and you'd '''still''' have to pay to actually bowl there! When Steel Wool said they wanted the Pizzaplex to feel like Fazbear Ent. was choking as much money out of patrons as possible, they sure meant it!

--->'''Comedy Bot:''' [[ChickenJoke Why did Chica cross the road?]]] To get to the great savings at Glamrock Gifts. [[ProductPlacement With every purchase of $100 or more, get a collectable Mega PizzaPlex mug.]]

--->'''Comedy Bot:''' [[WhyDidtheChickenCrossTheRoad Why did Chica cross the road?]]] To get to the great savings at Glamrock Gifts. [[ProductPlacement With every purchase of $100 or more, get a collectable Mega PizzaPlex mug.]]

* In the Ruin DLC, there is lots of graffiti on and inside the Pizzaplex. One piece reads “I spent the night here and survived!” However, layered on top of that graffiti is another piece consisting of [[CrossesTheLineTwice Vanny’s symbol]].

* The introduction to evading Ruined Chica is kind of this. Cassie's been making her way through the decayed kitchens connected to the Pizzaplex bakery, following an inactive Chica on a conveyor belt. This chase terminates with Cassie watching Chica slide into the Bakery's room on a conveyor belt with eerie music and sounds...and then Chica falls off the belt with a loud clang.

* Early into the Monty Golf section of the DLC, the Map Bot returns one last time with its usual silly motives. However, this time, it's a ''Mask'' Bot, who gives Cassie the VANNI mask she'll need in the game. It's after this that it outright switches off, never to be seen again after that room.

* Early into the Monty Golf section of the DLC, the Map Bot returns one last time with its usual silly motives. However, this time, it's a ''Mask'' Bot, who gives Cassie the VANNI mask she'll need in the game. It's after this that it outright switches off

* [[NightmareFuel As horrific as he is]] and [[CatharsisFactor as satisfying as it is to stop him,]] Burntrap's situation here is pretty funny when you think about it. Afton is finally back in the (admittedly decayed) flesh, ready to kill and satiate his bloodlust, and continue his immortality… and [[HumiliationConga then he's burned to a crisp]] [[{{Irony}} by a kid]] and [[HoistByHisOwnPetard dragged back by his own, amalgamated petard.]] The man barely lasts ''an hour'' in his new form before everything goes to hell and one has to wonder [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe what he's thinking during all of this.]] [[NearVillainVictory He has Gregory cornered and it still ends badly for him.]] Whether he's truly dead or not, somewhere out there, his son Michael is laughing and he doesn't know why.

** In fact, when you take a look at Afton's track record, you realize that, not counting the children killed by Vanny, ''[[VillainDecay he hasn't killed a damned thing since becoming Springtrap.]]'' And not for lack of trying, mind you. He goes out of his way to kill you in [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys3 Fazbear Frights]] despite the fact that nothing was stopping him from just ''[[MundaneSolution leaving through the exit]]'', and he lets himself get salvaged and led into the pizzeria simulator even though he '''''knows''''' it was likely a trap simply because he didn't want to miss the opportunity of causing another round of murders. Not to mention, he either somehow missed or completely disregarded the fact that he was being salvaged and ''lured into a death trap by his own son'', likely planning on killing him anyway, whether he recognized him or not. [[TooDumbToLive And both times led to him nearly burning to death.]] For a Nigh-Unkillable SerialKiller, he doesn't seem the brightest...

** The Map Bot catches the player one last time near the beginning of the Ruin DLC, offering the V.A.N.N.I. mask before it finally shuts down.

* Freddy's reaction to hearing his voice on the elevator loudspeakers the first time is that he tells Gregory that's a recording and not him, but by the third time, he asks Gregory if he's really that annoying.

* One security office has a framed picture of a posed Roxanne Wolf positioned on the desk in such a way you'd typically put pictures of loved ones. What's even better is that there's what looks like [[ADateWithRosiePalms a bottle of lotion]] sitting next to it. To see the franchise directly call out [[PerverseSexualLust some members of the fandom]] like this…

** Speaking of Fazer Blast, normally when you approach the area, an announcement can be heard from an automated Freddy, advertising the game with an upbeat, obnoxious tone. The real Freddy is a bit peeved by it, if similarly unused dialogue for if he is present when the announcement plays.

* [[NightmareFuel As horrific as he is]] and [[CatharsisFactor as satisfying as it is to stop him,]] Burntrap's situation here is pretty funny when you think about it. Afton is finally back in the (admittedly decayed) flesh, ready to kill and satiate his bloodlust, and continue his immortality… and [[HumiliationConga then he's burned to a crisp]] [[{{Irony}} by a kid]] and [[HoistByHisOwnPetard dragged back by his own, amalgamated petard.]] The man barely lasts ''an hour'' in his new form before everything goes to hell and one has to wonder [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe what he's thinking during all of this.]] [[NearVillainVictory He has Gregory cornered and it still ends badly for him.]] Whether he's truly dead or not, somewhere out there, his son [[TheChewToy Michael]] is laughing and he doesn't know why.

** He has another when Gregory asks Freddy if he saw Vanny, leading to Freddy describing the nearby fountain instead. Gregory exasperatedly asks if he saw the rabbit lady that just danced her way past the fountain. It turns out Freddy couldn't see her, implying something weird is going on.

** Becomes an amazing BrickJoke in endings where Freddy escapes the Pizzaplex along with Gregory, but the Pizzaplex survives. In a newspaper clipping, you can see that Monty has taken over as the face of the band… but if you look closely at the background, who's taken Freddy's place as the fourth member? ''A Glamrock version of Mr. Hippo'', complete with a HeroicBuild just like Freddy and Monty! And even more hilariously, Glamrock Mr. Hippo still manages to be the crappiest member of the band despite this awesome makeover; whereas Monty, Chica, and Roxanne have instruments fitting for a rad 80s rock band, Mr. Hippo's signature instrument is — out of all things — a ''small triangle''.

** How you "stun" the S.T.A.F.F. bots. They're technically completely unaffected by the Fazerblaster / camera flash, but it causes them to threaten to revoke your membership, which distracts them long enough for Gregory to slip past them.

* The intro to Monty's bossfight has him leap in, trash a ball-cannon, then do a badass glass-tilt to Gregory while proudly declaring ''"Rock and roll!"'' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Quite the audacious way to declare you're gonna pummel a child.]]

* Further proving how far Fazbear Entertainment will go for the sake of cutting corners, one message is from a mother wondering if the pizza they ordered was reused from the same, uncleaned pizza cutter because the pieces didn't match up and one slice had different toppings than the rest.

* Some S.T.A.F.F. bots block off areas that require items to access them. Once you give them the item they're asking for they do an almost {{Adorkable}} HappyDance.
* [[NightmareFuel As horrific as he is]] and [[CatharsisFactor as satisfying as it is to stop him,]] Burntrap's situation here is pretty funny when you think about it. Afton is finally back in the (admittedly decayed) flesh, ready to kill and satiate his bloodlust, and continue his immortality...and [[HumiliationConga then he's burned to a crisp]] [[{{Irony}} by a kid]] and [[HoistByHisOwnPetard dragged back by his own, amalgamated petard.]] The man barely lasts ''an hour'' in his new form before everything goes to hell and one has to wonder [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe what he's thinking during all of this.]] [[NearVillainVictory He has Gregory cornered and it still ends badly for him.]] Whether he's truly dead or not, somewhere out there, his son [[TheChewToy Michael]] is laughing and he doesn't know why.
** This is made even better when you consider that literally all of his enemies from the previous games are almost certainly dead, and ''staying'' dead, at this point, and the only two people stopping him from committing further child murder is a seemingly defenseless street orphan and an animatronic he's already hacked...and the fight ''still'' ends with him stuck inside a burning building while the other two get out relatively unscathed. Hell, Gregory and Freddy almost certainly have no idea who this guy even is by the end of things!

* Freddy's reaction to hearing his voice on the elevator loudspeakers the first time is that he tells Gregory that's a recording and not him, but the third time he asks Gregory if he's really that annoying.