History Funny / FarCry4

'''Driver:''' ''We're'' the Golden Path!\\

* Rabi takes some listener answers about what they think is hidden in Pagan's mines, and is quite dismayed by the responses. He first talks about how [[UsefulNotes/ConspiracyTheories one person thinks they're housing an undead army given to Pagan by the lizard people living under Los Angeles]]. He then talks about another theory that they contain gold-painted lead bars, heard from the submitter's cousin's best friend's girlfriend. Finally, he brings up one last response, from his brother - Rabi's balls. Rabi says that if that were the case, [[InsultBackfire he has some pretty big balls]].

* On a meta-level, the "secret ending" where [[spoiler: Ajay does what Pagan Min asks at the beginning of the game, and just hangs around in his palace for Min to come back]]. When Min returns, he lets Ajay [[spoiler: put his mother's ashes to rest without issue]], all the while offhandedly explaining ''the entire plot of the game'' in casual conversation. They then hop back into their helicopter, with Min bellowing "Maybe now we can finally shoot some ''goddamn guns''", and the credits roll.

-->'''Hurk:''' You call, we swoop in and help you-- me and my, uh... ah...
-->'''Ajay:''' ''(Quietly)'' Golden Path?
-->'''Hurk:''' Golden Path buddies! That's right.

-->'''Ajay:''' (removing Hurk's hands from his waist) You know what? That's, that's enough.
-->'''Hurk:''' Okay, it's all right.
-->'''Ajay:''' Yeah, just watch the beard on my neck.
-->'''Hurk:''' Whatever, man. I mean, this elephant has got two butt holes, two taints, and four balls on his back, and you're complaining about one penis.
-->'''Ajay:''' I wasn't talking about your penis. It's, it's your beard, it's itchy. Get it off my neck.
-->'''Hurk:''' Oh, sorry, man, no problem. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint But you're cool with the penis then]]?
-->'''Ajay:''' That, too. Back it up.

--> "If you look to your right you'll see one of Kyrat's many beautiful temples. Take a photo because we are not stopping!"

* The people who supported Sabal and watched {{Franchise/Death Note}} before playing Far Cry 4 can have their fun from comparing Sabal's sentences when he refers to the goddess he worships, Kyra, to the alias used by the protagonist of Death Note.
-->'''Sabal:''' "Now it's time to remind that Kyra watches over them"
-->"[[spoiler:Amita needs to go. It's the will of Kyra.]]"

--> Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta hit the crapper. Pardon my French.\\

Jesus Christ, it's just a freaking hole in the ground!

** Even funnier is that the driver is [[CriticalResearchFailure speaking the exact same language as Hurk]], so if Hurk can't recognise heavily-accented English as English, that makes him TooDumbToLive.

--->'''Pagan''': Ajay? Ajay! Aaaaajay?
--->'''Ajay''': Uuuuh... Yes?
--->'''Pagan''': Awesome. Just making sure you've been listening.

Jesus Christ, it's just a freaking hole in the ground!"

* The people who supported Sabal and watched {{Franchise/Death Note}} before playing Far Cry 4 can have their fun from comparing Sabal's sentences when he refers to the godess he worships, Kyra, to the alias used by the protagonist of Death Note.

--> '''Heavy:''' "You smell their fear, boy, huh? Yeah, that's why I like it here too. They know their place around us, don't they boy? Yeah. They do. Look at these idiots. Pathetic. They're not living up to their potential, are they, boy? No. Fucking soldiers are just as bad as the prisoners... wasting away instead of being the most they can be and blasting through the maximum. I bet I could bench press twenty of these losers without breaking a sweat. Maybe twenty-five if I carb-load first. Yeah. Definitely. What do you think, boy? Bet I could do ten squats with twenty of them on my back. Most guys don't work the legs, but I do. Core, legs, chest, back, repeat. That's why nobody fucks with me. Fuck with me and I'll bench press them for breakfast. Isn't that right boy? Yeah, you know it is."

** The quote may count as a comedic WhatTheHellPlayer. Why the hell did you buy a game like Far Cry if you're just gonna wait 15 minutes idling for a pacifist's ending? This is a fucking First Person Shooter, ''go do some shooting already!''

--->'''Sabal:''' You're a tough man to kill, brother!
--->'''Ajay:''' That's a good thing, right?

* Speaking of [[BadOlBadger badgers]], there's the the "Fashion Week" quest to hunt Gulo the Honey Badger. Starting the mission requires you to go through at least ''five'' confirmation menu screens, the last one asking "Are you mad??"
** Gulo is apparently so badass, that he murdered multiple armed humans and larger animals; such as Royal Army soldiers (along with their ''burnt out vehicles''), wolves, tigers, and even a ''rhino''! Killing Gulo requires the use of a ''light machine gun''.

--> '''Pagan:''' Yes, yes, I murdered countless innocents. Yes, I outlawed religion. Yes, I changed the currency so that everyone’s savings were meaningless and yes, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick I may have gone through a period of bathing in yak’s blood and slamming rails of coke]]. But I’m reformed now! Look at me! Getting this country back on its feet again. Top shape, Ajay. ''[[ImmediateSelfContradiction (sound of Pagan snorting a line of coke)]]'' Top shape.

'''Hurk:''' ([[TranslationByVolume very loudly and slowly]]) Dude-I-don't-understand-you. I-don't-speak-your-language.

-->'''Ajay:''' Just don't touch that beard on my neck.
-->'''Hurk:''' Charming, man. I mean, this elephant has got two butt holes, two taints, and four balls on his back, and you're complaining about my penis.
-->'''Ajay:''' I'm talking about your beard. It scratches my neck.
-->'''Hurk:''' Oh, right. What about my penis?
-->'''Ajay:''' That, too.

* [[EverythingTryingToKillYou Due to the animal AI]], some BlackComedy can happen. You can rescue some hostages from enemy captivity, but only for a pack of wolves to ambush them without warning. You can be tasked with assassinating a Royal Army lieutenant, but only for a freaking ''tiger'' to roll in from nowhere and do the job for you.

* Speaking of badgers, there's the the "Fashion Week" quest to hunt Gulo the Honey Badger. Starting the mission requires you to go through at least ''five'' confirmation menu screens, the last one asking "Are you mad??"

'''Driver:''' We're the Golden Path!

* One of the "Hunting: Control" missions begins with the quest-giver frantically telling Ajay that his wife was eaten by rabid honey badgers. Ajay proceeds to laugh it off... only to realize that he was being serious, whereupon he awkwardly retracts his statement.

-->'''AJay:''' That, too.

*** Right before you have the choice between staying or running, the song "should I stay or should I go" plays.

-->"WHAT GUN WOULD JESUS CHOOSE?!"

** There is something just delightfully absurd about the animation used when repelling an attacking [[KillerRabbit honey badger]]. It's like every single time [[ScoobyDoo Scrappy-Doo]] was pulled off the MonsterOfTheWeek.

* The people who supported Sabal and watched {{Franchise/Death Note}} before playig Far Cry 4 can have their fun from comparing Sabal's sentences when he reffers to the godess he worships, Kyra, to Death Note.

** The Places section likewise insists that all areas of the war-torn nation under Min's control are a [[BlatantLies perfect paradise]].