History Funny / EmpiresSMP

** When Katherine brings him back to Animalia to return all the stolen amethyst, Lizzie catches them in the act. When Pirate Joe proceeds to try to extort diamonds from her in exchange for the amethyst back, Katherine makes him hand the stolen goods over, then says he has something to say (clearly implying that he needs to *apologise*). His response? Looking at Katherine and sweetly saying, "I love you." She proceeds to haul him off, smacking him and yelling about his bad behaviour while throwing apologies over her shoulder to Lizzie.

* Lizzie's entire PhonyPsychic scam to sell others Animalian products for diamonds goes interestingly for fWhip, as Sausage gets so fed up with waiting his turn (as fWhip apparently forgot to bring diamonds for payment) that he ''pays'' for him, and fWhip ends up running away from the cave sobbing that he could never escape the raw chicken[[note]]AKA what Lizzie was selling him, coupled with Joel's chicken revenge prank leaving fWhip with far too many chicken carcasses already[[/note]].

* Joel's revenge prank on fWhip involves eight egg-dispensing cannons scattered and hidden throughout the Goblands and lots and ''lots'' of eggs. In the time an episode has passed, the entire empire has become ''swamped'' with chickens, thanks to Lizzie living not far from the area.

-->'''Shelby:''' Oh... [[AlternateSelfShipping on a date]]?

* While investigating the Hermits with Sausage, Oli, and Pix, Katherine learns about how the Hermitopia wool farm far exceeds her [=GlimmerGrovian=] one in productivity due to industrialization. Her reaction is declare she's destroying Grumbot and seizing the Hermits' products as her own, then ''smash one of Grumbot's fingers up'', declaring him to be "weak to pickaxe".

** fWhip asking Jimmy to step in as the Sheriff to stop the competition, with Jimmy replying that he ''should'', but he's enjoying watching the drama unfold too much to do so.

* Oli describing himself as a "hornless man" after recounting to Pix how Gem took back her Goat Horn from him. It would have been an understandable, if slightly dramatic way of putting it... then he drops the word "eunuch".

* During their first meeting (in this series), Sausage invites Oli to read the message Joel left for him with Hermes. When Oli gets to the part about "[[DoubleEntendre hard wood]]", he pauses and asks the question half the audience is already asking: "Are you sure I should be reading this?" And when he's done with the message, he asks if Hermes can read what the message is saying.
* Joey getting arrested for theft is equal parts hilarious and awkward, if only due to the fact that he mistook the entire interaction to be Jimmy having kidnapped Katherine at first, and later that it was for something ''extremely'' [[CasualKink un-PG]]. In spite of his character's exasperation at the situation, Jimmy the content creator was {{corpsing}} throughout approximately half the scene.

* Jimmy attempting to [[FrivolousLawsuit sue Joel]]. The funny part is not just that he's quite literally suing a god, but the charge he's suing for is ''copyright infringement'' over the Sheriff toys in the Toy Barn, and not something more realistically proven in-universe like slander[[note]]The toy accusations[[/note]], harassment[[note]]Again, the toy accusations and everything in relation to it, along with Elytra-related trolling earlier in the series[[/note]], or vandalism[[note]]The ''Toy Story''-themed builds[[/note]]. This, along with Jimmy wanting to be paid half of the profits for the Toy Barn if he wins the lawsuit (the profits are to be split 50/50 with fWhip), reeks of SkewedPriorities in that ''he'' wants to be the one to capitalize off of the Toy joke.

** Joel the content creator goes as far as to ''headcanon'' Jimmy's character to be a toy that doesn't know he's a toy, ''à la'' Buzz Lightyear, and [[WriterInducedFanon yes, "headcanon" was the word he used]]. He eventually even builds a Toy Barn to ''profit'' off of this running joke in-game, and profit off of it, he has.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKud8-gNTUw During a livestream]], fWhip manages to troll Jimmy into getting the "You've Got a Friend in Me" advancement[[note]]To have an Allay help the player pick up a block/item[[/note]]. The other content creators online proceed to, quite understandably, freak out in the in-game chat.

-->'''Scott:''' But it's ''not'' the season of forgiveness, all my enemies can burn in [[CurseCutShort H–]][[note]]The subtitles show a split second "[=H*/L=]"[[/note]]\\

* In the finale, Lizzie flies to Rivendell to ask Scott for "fashion", i.e. his royal Rivendell armour. Scott completely misunderstands what she means, and with zero hesitation, starts giving her actual fashion advice.
-->'''Scott:''' Okay, so we'll start with the dress, I think you could do with some–\\

* While explaining to Fwhip and Gem that throwing the Codfather head into the End portal was a ''terrible'' idea, Scott discovers Pearl's... shall we say, ''odd'' sense of humor.

* fWhip's defense for why he didn't think throwing Jimmy's Codfather head into the End would be a bad idea? He didn't think Jimmy would actually take the bait.

-->'''Scott:''' But it's ''not'' the season of forgiveness, all my enemies can burn in [[CurseCutShort H-]][[note]]The subtitles show a split second "[=H*/L=]"[[/note]]\\

** The fact that Oli allegedly bakes/crafts the ''dozen or so'' Goblin children he adopted into cakes and pies and ''eats'' them. In front of fWhip. Live on stream. And seemingly [[CrossesTheLineTwice boasts about it in song]] days later.

** The fact that Oli allegedly bakes/crafts the Goblin children into cakes and pies and ''eats'' them. In front of fWhip. And seemingly [[CrossesTheLineTwice boasts about it in song]] days later.

* Lizzie's St. Valentine's Day short, [[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dJfVOv3VmgU "surprise your minecraft crush :)"]], has her rig chest of goodies with TNT in Stratos.

-->'''Scott:''' Okay, so we'll start with the dress, I think you could do with some-\\

** Scott, not wanting to give her his armour, challenges her to complete the nigh-ImpossibleTask of completing ''all of the advancements in Minecraft'', and once Lizzie leaves, Scott remarks, "[[TemptingFate Well, that's never happening]]" and "She literally ''cannot'' get every single achievement, like, there- there's just too many. Literally, there's too many." [[LittleDidIKnow Little did he know]], Lizzie's response after leaving was "Challenge accepted", and proceeds to spend most of the remainder of her episode completing that very ImpossibleTask. Scott very clearly regrets this.

-->'''Sausage:''' Well, the thing is- this is the thing. This is- you know, when you look up 'pirate' in the Website/{{Wikipedia}}, and you put 'pirate flag' in- right next to [it], this thing shows up!

--->'''Pixl:''' It's funny you should mention that, because the next case we're actually judging here is- uh, let me check my notes... the case of "Is [=SolidarityGaming=] a toy?".\\
''(Jimmy immediately pulls a ScrewThisImOuttaHere)''

'''Joel:''' Y- [[Memes/{{Vine}} Look at all those chickens]].

--->'''Pix:''' And so it is with pinpoint accuracy that we're able to recreate Oli's entire inventory of- ''(stumbles)'' weird stuff like kelp and orange beds, and it is my belief that through recreating these in their exact formations, we can maybe get an insight into the mind of why somebody would put four ink sacs there in this chest otherwise full of wool and one pink dye. The chest to the right of the Crafting Table, equally mysterious in its use of three eggs in this slot here and two eggs in that slot there, with a mangrove propagule nested in between. Can we truly understand the mind of a man who would put one furnace here [next to his double bed] and yet one furnace here [halfway along an adjacent wall], with three candles on top of it even though there's a torch there [two blocks away] and furnaces emit light? ''(starting to sound slightly pained)'' Having recreated them in all their glory, can we ever truly understand why he chose to put these two blocks of wool here [in a chest mainly filled with plants and plant products] and not over here on the opposite side of the room with the other wool? ''(lights the candles)'' Perhaps some of these mysteries will remain forever unanswered, but here we are, surrounded by a perfect recreation of Oli's "megabase" at its height, and finally, I can reuse these seven Shulker-boxes for something.

-->'''Shelby:''' This goes against all of my morals -- yeah, no, I'll do it.

* Pix attempting to make up an explanation to Sausage about his visions and time/dimension-hopping issue and connecting it with sleep and the unconscious, and directing him to Gem for more information about dimension travel. This eventually, ''somehow'', leads to a very entertaining conversation where Gem explains bluntly what live-action roleplay is, and while Sausage is off freaking out in a corner about what he's learnt, Gem remarks that Sausage is absolutely bonkers.

-->'''Pearl:''' ''(mining the second raw gold block on the observers)'' Take it all. Take it all- ''(cracks up)''\\

** After the incident, it's confirmed that the answer to the riddle was [[FiveSecondForeshadowing 'an umbrella']].

--->'''fWhip:''' Yeah, he just wants to destroy the server. He- he wants to blow up the server and the entire world.\\
'''Jimmy:''' [[MythologyGag But we already did tha-]] [[VerbalBackspace I mean]], I- oh. Okay. Alright. That- How do we get rid of him?

'''Joel:''' ''(to himself)'' Ooh, that's awkward, isn't it? ''([[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject immediately diverts his attention]] to the hot-air balloon Hermes is riding in)'' Hermes, you're a bit young, still, to know where babies come from. It involves... Jimmy, and... dancing... You'll understand in the future when you're older, I'll explain it in more detail, you don't have to worry about that right now, okay? Alright? Good, because- ''(to himself and the audience)'' -I will do a terrible job at explaining that. ''(turns his attention back to building)''

'''fWhip:''' You got here- I was right down here [at the bottom of the staircase]!\\

'''Scott:''' ''(to fWhip)'' And I was in Katherine's bedroom! It was easy enough to j-\\

*** The highlight by far was Scott accidentally turning on ''autotune'' instead of his Xornoth-voice filter, resulting in [[https://www.twitch.tv/smajor/clip/ThankfulHonestCucumberJKanStyle-PXRZSNNtypsNd0xE the hilarious image]] of demonic-looking Xornoth singing "[[Music/{{Blondie}} One Way or Another]]" while Gem cracks up in the background.