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** [[BrickJoke And at the end of the episode]] Ryuk asks Light if [[YaoiGuys he wants to go again.]]

-->'''Souichiro''': [[StarWars Light, I am your father.]]\\

* [[FoeYay After Light and L talk and L gives Light a foot rub...]]

-->'''Light:''' L, why?! ''[[FoeYay Why did you leave me?!]]'' [[VillainousBreakdown Why did you leave me alone with these IDIOTS! *sobbing*]] [[AngstWhatAngst And... yeah, I'm over it now.]]

* When Light [[MemoryGambit relinquishes his Kira memories]], [[SuddenlySexuality he abruptly goes back in the closet.]] [[BrickJoke But when he regains his memories...]]

* ''[[LiteralMinded "God doesn't need a dam.]] [[CrowningMomentOfFunny He can walk on water."]]'' Said by L when Matsuda replies "Goddamn ice cream!", as he is forced by L to go and get more of it.

* ''[[LiteralMinded "God doesn't need a dam.]] [[CrowningMomentOfFunny He can walk on water."]]'' Said by L when Matsuda replies "Goddamnit!", as he must go and get more ice cream.

-->'''Light:''' Why would I do something stupid like that?
-->'''Rem:''' Bagizzpy Pow, if you don't [[BewareTheSillyOnes I'll rip off your face and wear it like bunny slippers]].
-->Beat
-->'''Light:''' We have to go help her.

-->'''Ryuk:''' But if you give up the notebook you'll forget all about me.
-->'''Light:''' '''''[[ThreatBackfire GOOD!]]'''''

* When Light [[MemoryGambit relinquishes his Kira memories]], [[SuddenlySexuality he abruptly goes back in the closet]] [[BrickJoke But when he regains his memories...]]
-->'''Light:''' I've won! [[EvilLaugh Muwahahaha!]] ''(Dramatic stops when a SmashToBlack occurs)'' [[MoodWhiplash Oh by the way, L, that outfit looks]] ''[[CampGay amazing]]'' [[CampGay on you!]]

-->'''Light:''' [[spoiler: "You died over nothing! You died because you told Matsuda Mickey isn't real. ''How STUPID is that!'']] (GlowingEyesOfDoom) [[{{Yandere}} I loved you, L. And you smashed my heart into a million pieces.]] [[UnrequitedLoveLastsForever I will never love again.]]\\

[[AC:[[[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kMCpbLWdAo Episodes 15 & 16 - We All Fall Down (Parts 1 & 2)]]]]

* When Light [[MemoryGambit relinquishes his Kira memories]] [[SuddenlySexuality he abruptly goes back in the closet and when he regains his memories...]]
-->'''Light:''' I've won! [[EvilLaugh muwahahaha!]] [[CampGay Oh by the way L that outfit looks]] ''[[CampGay amazing]]'' [[CampGay on you!]]

-->'''Light:''' First I gotta get my stupid watch open. Aw, there we go...
-->'''L:''' What's that Light?
-->'''Light:''' Oh I'm just excited we caught Kira is all. Hey look, they're bringing him in right now... ''Ow!''
-->'''L:''' Are you okay?
-->'''Light:''' Yeah I'm fin-''OW!'' I'm okay ''OW! DAMMIT!''
-->'''L:''' Light, do you need me to come over there?
-->'''Light:''' No, no. I'm okay. [[DoubleEntendre I'm just so happy that it hurts. Kinda like a little prick.]]

-->'''Light:''' Well, we've been outside talking for awhile and we've decided to make it official. '''''I LOVE L! AND HE LOVES ME!''''' I'm going to dump Misa so I can be with L!
-->'''Everyone:''' ''Gasp''
-->'''L:''' [[HilarityEnsues No, I think you've misinterpreted the situation...]]

* Light's VillainousBreakdown in the opening credits of Season 2, Episode 7:

* The cast singing [[Music/{{Queen}} Bohemian Rhapsody]]. Matsuda ends up singing the wrong lyrics at the wrong time, and a slap from L elicits a wail that would make [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Eric Cartman]] proud.
* [[IHaveNoSon Mr. Yagami has no son.]] He has two daughters.

-->'''Mello:''' No Roger, I'm never going to work with him, ''ever!'' The first thing he did when he was born was [[FlippingTheBird he flipped me off!]]
-->'''Near:''' [[BiggerIsBetterInBed Mine's bigger.]]
* When Mello's mafia minions kidnap an old grey-haired guy...
-->'''Mello:''' I asked you to bring me [[spoiler: Sayu Yagami]]. A 17 year old girl. Does this look like a 17 year old girl to you?
-->'''Minion 1:''' No...
-->'''Minion 2:''' [[SurroundedByIdiots Yes.]]
* When Mello kidnaps Sayu and tries to "[[EpicFail speak Japanese]]":
-->'''Mello:''' [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Yagami-san Me has your daughter. Me love her long time.]] [[LampshadeHanging That was racist of me, wasn't it?]] Sorry.

-->'''Light:''' Now I need a place to stay.
-->'''Misa:''' You want to move in with me? Yay!
-->'''Ryuk:''' Ha!
-->'''Light:''' I... ''*Sighs*'' this is the worst day ever!

-->'''Light:''' I have a question-why is it that whenever we want to work on the Kira investigation we always meet at my apartment?
-->'''Mr. Yagami:''' Oh, you'll see in just a second, Light.
-->'''Light:''' I just don't understand what could be so important...
-->'''Misa''' ([[{{Stripperiffic}} in stripper-ware]]): Okay guys it looks like you have everything you need so I'm gonna go to bed now! Alone! Naked! [[TooDumbToLive And with the door unlocked!]] Bye!
-->'''Ryuk:''' [[MemeticMolester I'll be right there]] [[TermsOfEndangerment my little apple pie.]]
-->'''Light:''' [[SorryImGay Yeah, I still don't see what the big deal is.]]

* From the GrandFinale:

** and:

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5L_JO2cao0&list=PLDEBCC868724EAA19&index=10 The opening of episode 9]] has Light gazing mournfully out the window while [[SlouchOfVillainy Ryuk is lounging in his bed.]] The abridger dubbed over Ryuk asking: [[BedmateReveal "So... You want to talk about it?"]] [[HoYay Never be able to look at that scene the same way again.]]

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* The opening theme song is [[Series/DoctorWho "I Can't Decide"]] by the Music/ScissorSisters. A truly fitting song involving a notebook that can kill people.
* The parody music video [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fu2nykadfY&list=PLDEBCC868724EAA19&index=4&feature=plpp_video "Not Gay (They Just Wrote Me In That Way)"]]

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* The opening theme song is [[Series/DoctorWho "I Can't Decide"]] by the Music/ScissorSisters.

-->'''Light:''' [[spoiler: "You died over nothing! You died because you told Matsuda Mickey isn't real. ''How STUPID is that!'']] (GlowingEyesOfDoom) [[{{Yandere}} I loved you L and you smashed my heart into a million pieces.]] [[UnrequitedLoveLastsForever I will never love again.]]
-->'''Ryuk:''' Light, uh... [[HorrifyingTheHorror you're scaring me.]]

* The cast singing [[Music/{{Queen}} Bohemian Rhapsody]].

-->'''Mr. Yagami:''' How about this? I'll give you the death note and you can take my ''other'' daughter for free!
-->'''Light:''' [[VisibleSilence ...]] ''(*DeathGlare*)''
-->'''Mello:''' No, no! I don't want that! I just want the death note!
-->'''Mr. Yagami:''' What if I paid you?
-->'''Mello:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I! do! not! want! Your! kids!]] Just the Death Note!

-->'''Light:''' It's been five years and no sightings of [[spoiler: L's]] ghost. I think I'm in the clear.
-->'''[[spoiler: L]]:''' ~Still haunting you.~
-->'''Light:''' Dammit!

-->'''Light''': As for Misa's Death Note, I'll keep it in the only place I know it will be safe—my pants!
-->'''Misa''': Oh, it'll be safe there! Light doesn't even let me in his pants!
-->'''Ryuk''': You're not missing anything.

-->'''Souichiro''': [[StarWars Light, I am your father.]]
-->'''Light''': (*''sighs''*) I know that dad.

-->'''Takada:''' I hope you're not mad but I think my bodyguard crippled your fake girlfriend today.
-->'''Light:''' Oh no, that's terrible! Is she paralyzed?
-->'''Takada:''' I don't know I'm not a doctor.
-->'''Light:''' Will she be able to talk?
-->'''Takada:''' At the rate she was blabbing I doubt that death itself would shut her up.
-->'''Light:''' Dammit! You should fire your bodyguards!

-->'''Future!Light:''' Get rid of the notebook while you still can! I am your future!
-->'''Light:''' [[FutureMeScaresMe Who the hell was that guy?]]

-->'''Ryuk:''' [[MonsterRoommate Tell you what—I need a place to stay.]] [[FreudianSlip If you let me bunk with you maybe we can experiment together.]] W-with the Death Note. Not each other. You're a sick little girl, you know that?!
-->'''Light:''' But I'm a boy!
-->'''Ryuk:''' ''Riiight.''

* The opening theme song is [[Series/DoctorWho "I Can't Decide"]] by the ScissorSisters.

* ''[[{{Queen}} Don't Stop Me Now...]]'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLDEBCC868724EAA19&v=NhqxgaKgMXc&feature=player_detailpage#t=657s]]

* The cast singing [[{{Queen}} Bohemian Rhapsody]].

* [[BritishAccents Mello's voice.]] Just... his voice... He would fit right into a ''Creator/MontyPython'' routine.