History Funny / DateAReLive

* After Tohka hits the Jabberwocky that was attacking Shiori so hard that it [[DefeatEqualsExplosion explodes]], causing the other Jabberwockies to take a [[OhCrap step back in fear]]. When Shiori asks Tohka if she wants to do the same with the other machines, the [[CatSmile look she gives]] causes them to start [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere running for the hills]] to get away from her.

Though Date A Re:Live is darker then the [[Literature/DateALive series]] it's based on, that doesn't mean that there aren't hilarious moments to be had.

** Then Shido, [[AccidentalPervert relizing what's about to happen]] when the others show up, tries to [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere escape]]. But, before he is able to leave, the rest of the girls come in.

--> '''Yuzuru:''' ''[While looking over Tohka]'' Where does she put it all? ''[Sees Tohka's [[GagBoobs chest]]]'' Never mind, I think I know.

* The group is at a shrine when for the new year when they bump into Tamae, who is upset that she is [[ChristmasCake thirty years old and hasn't found a fiancé yet]]. When Rinne asks why Tamae hasn't found her true love yet:

* What is Inverse Yoshino to seeing Yoshino angry, [[BewareTheNiceOnes to the point of her creating steam with Zadkiel]], after tricking Yoshino into thinking that she was Yoshinon despite Yoshinon truly being gone?

Though Date A Re:Live is darker then the [[LightNovel/DateALive series]] it's based on, that doesn't mean that there aren't hilarious moments to be had.

** When Shido suggests that they go do some lingerie shopping, Kurumi starts thinking to herself that maybe she shouldn't of tried to show him her panties.

* Marina chews out Westcott for not updating her back-up body, leaving it in a weakened state against the Spirits. After she leaves, Chinami asks a question she really shouldn't of said out loud:

''[Everyone Stares at Her]''\\

** Reine says to Mana and Rinne that Mana is only child. Rinne does not take it well:

* The group finds Origami as the ruler of a castle covering herself in her cape. When Rinne asks why Origami is covering herself, she refuses to answer while being red in the face. It is when Rinne forces the cape open that they realize that she is [[NakedPeopleAreFunny the king]] from ''Literature/TheEmperorsNewClothes''.

'''Marina:''' ''[TwitchyEye]'' I give up!

* After Marina chews out Westcott for not updating her back-up body, leaving it in a weakened state against the Spirits. Chinami asks a question she really shouldn't of said out loud:

** Then the girls decide to have a swimsuit modeling contest for him. The winner ends up being Yoshino, who is having a little bit of trouble putting on her suit. Reine ends up making good money off of it.

* Nia's reaction to seeing that her actions with Raziel, meant to be a [[SecretTestOfCharacter test of their seriousness]] in finding Mukuro, are causing Shido to flirts with any female he sees, thinking they are a Spirit?

---> '''Mayuri:''' Aw man, but what about Halloween- ''[remembers what happened the [[NoodleIncident last time]] that Rinne had too much sugar.]'' Feel free to take as long as you'd like.

'''Reine:''' Did you have to be blunt about it?\\

* Nia, [[{{Troll}} as a joke]], says to Shido that she can help him recover by having him [[ThanksForTheMammary rub her breasts]]. this backfires when [[BiTheWay Miku]] asks if that's true and wants to do so with her.

* Tohka is having trouble fighting her Inverse copy with it claiming that Tohka seems to be fighting while wearing heels. Tohka's response is to point out her Astral Dress doesn't have heels.
* Marina is [[EnemyMine working]] with the other Spirits in fighting Choronzon but is being a jerk while doing so, which gets her slapped by Natsumi and Rinne saying that none of them trust her.

''[Everyone gives a blank look at Maria]''\\

''{{Beat}}''\\
'''Shido:''' What?

** [[BigEater Tohka]] passes by a restaurant and is [[DeliciousDistraction immediately distracted]] by it to buy food.

* After Westcott betrayal of her, Marina has starts calling him "Boycott" to Natsumi's amusement.

* Right as the group is about to go on stage for their musical performance Origami [[RememberedTooLate remembers something important]]:

* Natsumi and Kurumi are at Miku's place looking for a clue about her past when Natsumi finds one of Miku's bras. [[TheGadfly Natsumi]] shows it to Kurumi mentioning that it is big enough to cover her face, Kurumi can only scream at Natsumi to stop goofing around.

* Nia states that Shido is in England. Tohka's response immediately take off without waiting for the others. Right when she arrives, the others show up thanks to Nia.

* During the fight with a Rinne Copy made by Chronozon, Mayuri has a flashback to her being creation. What does Mildred say while doing her work on Mayuri?

* Rinne and Rio find Mayuri and notice that she now has a complete Sephria Crystal in her, thanks to a gift from Mildred. Rinnie also happens to notice that Mana is not going to be happy when she sees Mayuri next [[BreastExpansion time they meet]].

* After Tohka makes the Jabberwocky that was attacking Shiori [[DefeatEqualsExplosion explode]], causing the other Jabberwockies to take a [[OhCrap step back in fear]]. Shiori asks Tohka if she wants to do the same with the other machines, the [[CatSmile look she gives]] causes them to start [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere running for the hills]] to get away from her.

--> '''Mana:''' NO! Not you too, my god! Why universe, why did you revive her AND make her breasts grow to 89cm! [[ACupAngst Why won't you give me boobs too]]!?\\

'''Phantom:''' I keep telling you it isn't a disguise, [[MagiBabble it's just focused mana as a...]] oh what's the point you'll ignore me. ''[Turns into Kurumi]'' This should do.

** Shido takes Kurumi over to a pet shop and Kurumi just [[CutenessProximity melts]] at the sight of the kittens that are there.

** Then Rinne comes in mentions that she remembers most of the Spirits back in the Spirit Dimension had [[WorldOfBuxom large breasts]] and says that it's likely that unless Mana is a late bloomer that being [[HalfHumanHybrid Half Spirit]] means that [[InnocentlyInsensitive she's probably not going to get any bigger]].

--> '''Shido:''' ''[[[ColorFailure White in Shock]]''\\

* Nia's reaction to seeing that her actions with Raziel, meant to be a [[SecretTestOfCharacter test of their seriousness]] in finding Mukuro, are causing Shido to flirts with female he sees, thinking they are a Spirit?

** When Muruko mentions that she accepts the offer he had made, which had done as a test of her emotional abilities, to have her be his obedient slave, Reine ends up having a SpitTake and the others start panicking until ''Natsumi'' [[TheGadfly of all people]], tells Muruko that that the offer was a misunderstanding.
** Then she she starts laughing about it.

** It begins with Shido telling Muruko that she can't go around wearing her Astral Dress, so [[InnocentFanserviceGirl she dispels it leaving her naked]]. When Shido asks Michael why Muruko isn't using her ablity to change how her Astral Dress looks:

'''Marina:''' ''[Ignoring Mio]''' This stuff's all the jealousy you give off unconsciously.

** Right before Tohka and Muruko start a fight with one another , Rinne gets in the middle of them making [[OhCrap Tohka, Muruko, and their Angels terrified]].

** Mayuri somehow ends up ''[[EpicFail back at Takamiya house]] while searching for Rio.

'''AST Force:''' '[SweatDrop]''\\

'''Tamae:''' ''[While Crying]]'' I wish a meteor would fall on me right now and just end my misery!\\

'''Tamae:''' ''[While Crying]] I wish a meteor would fall on me right now and just end my misery!\\