History Funny / CriticalRoleChromaConclave

* When Allura covers the gem in the fountain room, the gravity in the reverse-gravity chasm is turned back to normal and hundreds upon hundreds of corpses fall from the ceiling to the ravine. Liam immediately shouts "Turn down for what!" and he, Laura, Taliesin, and Marisha begin dancing, and Travis and Matt playfully chide them for how ''painfully'' white that was:

'''Campaign 3 (Bell's Hells)''': [[Funny/CriticalRoleShadesOfBlack 1-22]] | [[Funny/CriticalRoleTheSandsAndTheBoughs 23-38]] | [[Funny/CriticalRoleApproachingApogee 39-51]] | [[Funny/CriticalRoleScattered 52-64]] | [[Funny/CriticalRoleElementsOfChaos 65-80]] | [[Funny/CriticalRoleMarchOfTheRedMoon 81-]]\\

--> '''Allura:''' There is no need for me to maintain the illutho... ''illusory'' barrier over the thity.
--> '''Allura:''' ...That's rather imprethive.
--> '''Allura:''' ''Don't laugh at me, Vex'thalia.''

''(Everyone bursts into laughter)''

'''Matt:''' Look man, the last thing I expected was for ''Grog'' to be the first one to loot for magical items ''and'' roll a decent investigation check! And yet here you are, discovering this deck!

** Also the fact that Grog's first instinct once finding the Deck of Many Things is to toss it in the lava. Cue Laura Bailey giving a very incredulous "Travis!"

''(Everyone bursts into laughter)''\\

** Also the fact that Grog's first instinct once finding the Deck of Many Things is to toss it in the lava. Cue Laura Bailey giving a very incredulous "Travis!"
-->'''''(After drawing a card from the deck)'''''\\
'''Liam:''' It's the most powerful thing in the book...!\\

'''Liam:''' ''Yes! Yes, yes, yes!!''\\
'''Travis:''' ''(To Matt) Why would you give me that?!''\\
'''''(Everyone bursts into laughter)'''''\\

* Vox Machina are absolutely ''filthy'' when they return to Whitestone. When they meet up with Cassandra, Percy decides that what she ''really'' needs from her sweaty, bloody, sooty, smelly older brother is a ''massive'' hug.
* Vax approaches Percy to have a heart-to-heart with him, telling him he sees him as a brother and cares for him immensely. He decides that the best time to do this is while Percy is ''bathing'', and starts the conversation by walking in buck-ass naked and getting in the tub with him.
-->'''Percy:''' ...you're getting weirder.\\
'''Vax:''' Um... You and I are very different.\\
'''Percy:''' I would agree, although I'm... I'm in a ''bath''.
** After Vax gets done talking with Percy and walks out (making sure to point out that Percy gets a nice eyefull of his ass), ''Vex'' [[CrossingTheLineTwice pops up from under the water]]. The entire table (sans Liam), starts ''[[LaughThemselvesSick cackling]]''.
--->'''Vex:''' ''(gasps for air)'' Ugh! I thought he'd never leave!
** Special mentions: [[ShipperOnDeck Travis]] doesn't even try to play it cool and immediately jumps up and cheers, Liam acts like a shocked brother, and Marisha immediately [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]]:
---> '''Marisha:''' How big are these fucking bathtubs?
** When Vax enters the bathtub Percy tells him [[HilariousInHindsight "I'm really working on something here,"]] and keeps trying to get him to hurry up. Best part: Taliesin had ''no'' idea what Laura was planning, so those lines took on a ''very'' different meaning.
** Liam points out that their conversation took like a full minute, prompting Marisha to ask if Vex took their water breathing potions. Taliesin calmly tells her that they mixed them into the bathwater.

* The sandkeg returns, leading to Kerr suffering from the strong burning taste and then immediately losing all feeling in his mouth.
-->'''Keyleth:''' Now the fire has passed through you.
** ''Allura,'' of all people, who is canonically a lightweight, manages to completely no-sell the sandkeg's numbing effects to the awestruck delight of the entire table; Sam gives a reverent whisper that ''"She's the Highlander!"'' and Grog asks in-character if she can teach him her sorcerous ways. Allura herself is calmly unaffected...at first. As time goes on, however...
--> '''Allura:''' There is no need for me to maintain the illutho... ''illusory'' barrier over the thity.
--> '''Allura:''' ...That's rather imprethive.
--> '''Allura:''' ''Don't laugh at me, Vex'thalia.''

-->'''Sam:''' Yeah, Ashley, remember that. Wherever you are. -both look up at the ceiling-
-->'''Taliesin:''' -beat- Are we ever gonna get her down from there?

* Scanlan tried Cutting Words on one of Raishan's Attacks of Opportunity by saying "You're so dumb, you get your yearly checkup from Dr. Dranzel!" He rolls enough to cause the attack to miss, so Matt decides that Raishan pauses for a moment to say [[NotSoAboveItAll "Wait,]] ''[[NotSoAboveItAll who?"]]''

* Vax and Scanlan have a literal pissing contest. Matt has them roll Performance checks to see how well they can write their names in the snow. Vax wins. Scanlan: "My wang is built for power, not accuracy."

*** Percy and Keyleth don't speak Draconian and Vex has already left, so they are forced to communicate using hand signals. Percy gets about two sentences deep before Skork dryly tells him he also speaks Common.