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* The video actually starts off with a brief look at ''Spear of Destiny'', the [[MissionPackSequel literal Mission Pack Prequel]] to the original ''Wolfenstein 3D''. And only so that people will shut up about it.
-->'''Civvie:''' "Where's Spear of Destiny, Civvie?!" It's right here! I did an entire playthrough just to satiate the content vultures who want boring videos about games that are nearly identical to games I've previously made videos about. But I don't like to waste my audience's time. ''(beat as Spear footage continues)'' I don't like to waste THAT MUCH of my audience's time. And half the video comments would be asking where ''Return to Castle Wolfenstein'' is anyway! ''(images of fake comments demanding reviews of other games, [=RTCW=] included, pop up.)''
* Additionally, he throws shade at Spear's own expansion packs, ''Return to Danger'' and ''The Ultimate Challenge.'' Those only get a brief bit, with Civvie railing them for overly mazey level designs, poorly telegraphed secrets that are at times necessary to progress through the game and ill thought out enemy placement. you know, just so people will leave him be about it. And as a pre-amble to the feature presentation...
* ''Return to Castle Wolfenstein'', published by a rather hands-off id Software but developed by Xatrix Entertainment (of ''Kingpin: Life of Crime'' fame and ''Redneck Rampage'' infamy), later known as Gray Matter Interactive, is something of a redemption story for Xatrix, and is considered by Civvie to be the best game in the series (which he mentioned beforehand). In fact, despite Xatrix's relative obscurity, their work on this game, to Civvie, somehow kept the Wolfenstein series relevant and able. The funny is from the fact that these are the same guys behind ''Redneck Fucking Rampage''.
-->'''Civvie:''' Without ''Return to Castle Wolfenstein'', there would be no ''Enemy Territory'', there would be no ''VideoGame/Wolfenstein2009'' and maybe there wouldn't be a ''VideoGame/WolfensteinTheNewOrder'', althoguh expecting people who worked on the ''Riddick'' games to put out something good is a much easier pill to swallow.
* Much like with ''Wolf 3D'', Civvie picks this game's hardest difficulty. But since difficulty only effects how much health and ammo you get from pickups, what's there to fear? Also, using a source port, naturally, in the form of [=ioRTCW=] for widescreen play and larger FOV. Civvie has limits after all.
-->'''Civvie:''' I can forgive people in 2001 not knowing we'd be switching to widescreen for everything later on. I think the cutoff for that is [[MediaNotes/TheSeventhGenerationOfConsoleVideoGames 2006, around the release of the PS3 and Xbox 360]]. If you were still using 4:3 after that, it was to make a statement, like if you were making a video game adaptation of ''Film/TheLightHouse''. ''(cue fake footage of said adaptation made in the Doom engine.)''
* Just as Civvie's actually about to begin the game, Ramses from ''Powerslave'' chimes in:
-->'''Civvie:''' Okay I think I've wasted enough time getting to this, it's time for us to [[TitleDrop Return to-]]\\
'''Ramses:''' Aren't you forgetting something, Civvie? (fades in via Ancient Egyptian Pharaoh magic) Something to do with the fires of the pierced atom?\\
'''Civvie:''' No, I didn't forget, it's all working itself out. Not much I can do from here, the old prison wallet is a little light these days, you know?\\
'''Ramses:''' I don't see why you don't simply take riches from the Nubians\\
'''Civvie:''' Okay who the fuck calls them Nubians anymore?\\
'''Ramses:''' My apologies, it has been thousands of years. What would you people of that region now?\\
'''Civvie:''' I think in the northern parts, they'd be Egyptians.\\
'''Ramses:''' Ah-HA! And whose doing was THAT?\\
'''Civvie:''' Oh goddammit.
* The game starts with an FMV of ancient Saxon warlord Heinrich I being defeated and sealed away by Simon the Wanderer (who bears a big resemblance to [[VideoGame/{{Heretic}} Corvus]] in this and even uses his pain noises), before moving to a cutscene at the headquarters of the Office of Secret Actions, or OSA for short (AKA the group that series protagonist B.J. Blazkowicz works for before ''New Order''). That is if you ignore the console versions including a prologue set in Egypt, which Civvie knows about and quickly heads off anyone about to tell him such in the comment section. Also, Heinrich's overconfidence pre-sealing.
-->'''Simon:''' Heinrich, your reign of terror must end!\\
'''Heinrich:''' You fool! You know as well as I that I cannot be destroyed!\\
''(Civvie, who's telefragged Shub-Niggurath before, calmly takes a drag from his cigarette)''\\
'''Civvie:'''...wanna bet, motherfucker?
* Spoilers, ThoseWackyNazis end up finding the exact spot where Heinrich was buried, thus starting off a plot masterminded by UsefulNotes/HeinrichHimmler to resurrect the warlord for their own ends. Because Nazis sure love that kinda shit.
-->'''Civvie:''' Now, ''Return to Castle Wolfenstein'' has set up some very important details in this cutscene:\\
1. All Germans in this game [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent speak English with a bad German accent.]] Which doesn't matter because the game was [[BannedInChina banned in Germany]] (a censored version was released later). Because it's ''Wolfenstein''.\\
2. Those Nazis are back doing [[{{Ghostapo}} that weird occult shit]] instead of trying to win a war the clean and honest way: by having the Soviets pillage and terrorize Berlin and then dropping nuclear weapons halfway across the world. It was not a good time.
* Said OSA meeting features the Director, voiced by Creator/TonyJay, calling a meeting.
-->'''Civvie:''' Yeah that's what these cutscenes are like: being in a friggin' meeting. Hearing about "synergy", and then when you tell your boss your clients hate it when you try to upsell them, he gives you a look like you just deflowered his daughter.
* Also, Civvie has a bingo sheet for Nazis doing dumb shit. Said Bingo card features entries like "[[VideoGame/Wolfenstein2009 Going to the Black Sun dimension]]", "[[VideoGame/WolfensteinTheNewOrder Inventing laser weapons and only using them mostly on the moon]]", "[[VideoGame/WolfensteinIITheNewColossus sending Hitler to Venus]]" and "[[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade Hitler autographing Henry Jones' Grail diary.]]" And it helps that [=RTCW=] is a buffet of ALL the weird shit. Mostly thanks to it being the return of the supernatural madness from ''Spear'' and the debut of Wilhelm "Deathshead" Strasse, a classic Nazi mad scientist who'd be a continuing problem in ''2009'' and an even bigger problem come ''The New Order''.
* Anyway, the plan the OSA puts forth is to rely on two guys to escape Castle Wolfenstein to stop the Nazis: some agent guy that dies immediately in the first level, and good ol' William Joseph Blazkowicz. Who naturally ends up in the same situation he was in ''Wolf 3D'': escaping a cell having killed a dumb Nazi guard and is mounting a violent escape.
* The game has includes a button for kicking as an emergency melee move and way to open doors, that Civvie completely forgot about...until this video where he still doesnt' use it much. So obviously he figures someone will link to him to a video of someone completing the entire game doing nothing but engaging Blazkowicz's [[VideoGame/DukeNukem3D Mighty Foot]]. Complete with a fake video thumbnail by Dank Jankem titled "emasculating [=civvie11=] by kicking through [=RTCW=] (and [=fg42=] is best, loser)".
* The second level has Civvie make judicious use of the Mauser rifle by long-range killing some Nazis having a casual chat.
-->'''Nazi 1:''' Half the castle guard is missing.\\
'''Nazi 2:''' That's because the Major just doubled the guard around the dig site. ''Again.''\\
''(BOOM goes Civvie's mauser.)''\\
'''Nazi 2:''' Scheisse! Someone has just re-arranged the contents of my skull!
* The cable car escape sequence (later replicated by ''VideoGame/WolfensteinTheOldBlood'') is a fun ride...that Civvie cheeses by extensively using the Mauser rifle on a 4K screen when back in 2001 the game would, at best, be in 640x480 on most monitors of the time with distant Nazis a pixel wide.
* The village level starts with Kessler briefing Blazko on his mission and stating that, due to his injuries, he can't accompany. Except in the previous level's fadeout, Kessler looked fine, its just now he's badly wounded and bloodied in the village level.
-->'''Kessler:''' I regret that I cannot accompany you any further in my condition.\\
'''Civvie:'''...uhh, yeah. When did you get shot? You weren't shot when we got out of the station, and you weren't shot by me during the fade-in, and this is gonna bother me, did you cut yourself shaving? Your chest? With bullets?
* Also, one of the level's objectives is "infiltrate the village." Which not only completes itself but the game (and of course Blazkowicz's) idea of infiltration is loudly kicking down the door and demolishing every Nazi in the area with an MP-40, stealing a mounted turret and hosing every other Nazi who escaped the massacre including one guy who made it to Civvie's position through the game's admittedly good AI pathfinding. Oh and Karl. Who Civvie wasn't eactually meant to shoot, failing the mission when he does.
* Karl, for his part, gives Civvie the Sten, a rifle of British make he describes as "the closest a major military power might ever come to making a ''VideoGame/{{Fallout}}'' pipe gun." In this game it is still a beautifully satisfying death machine with a suppressor attached for quieter maiming. Only its weird overheat mechanic holds it back and even then its hardly an issue.
* The village's crypt is infested with zombies, but also filled with Nazi goons, of course. Civvie decides for once he doesn't wanna share his meal with the living dead.
-->'''Civvie:''' These guys were sent into a zombie-infested crypt for...reasons. Because those kooky Nazis are always trying to do stupid shit with the occult. I could wait for the zombies to get them. Buuuuuuuuutt....''(cue Civvie introducing them to the Sten.)''
* Further into the crypt, Civvie encounters Helga von Bulow and her Elite Guards, Nazi she-wolves infamous among fans of the game for their...agility, damage dealing and the difficulty there is in hitting them. And also the cleavage. In Civvie's words, of course. The game's briefing also states that Bulow and her guardswomen are "reportedly bound together as part of a witch's coven."
-->'''Civvie:''' [...]Which is a thing that's written as part of a mission briefing which means the Director is back at HQ dictating this. ''(puts on a terrible British accent.)'' Oh yes, of course, those damned leather-clad wenches bound together in a witch's coven or so I heard. Also, my word, Jack, this so called "opium" has made me forget the horrors of that [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarI nasty first world war!]]
* Because even in their early days the Nazis speedran "fuck around and find out", Helga von Bulow steals a magic dagger keeping the monster Olaric sealed away and is killed off-screen for it. Don't worry, Civvie gibs him with bullets like it was second nature.
* But sadly after a stellar beginning chapters, the next one starts with a forced stealth section. Though it picks up once Civvie spites his way past it to the rocket base. Said rocket base has proper objectives, one of which is destroying a radar installation with dynamite which Civvie does...and then gets clobbered by an exploding fireball that to many would simply look like a standard video game special effect.
-->'''Civvie:''' Ah, bullshit!
* Additionally, the rocket base level introduces paratroopers and their [=FG42=] rifles, a weapon Civvie wants so bad he's willing to throw a rocket away for one.
* And after stealing a rocket, the Kugelstadt level rewards Civvie with an EscortMission, but in this case the escortee is a goddamn TANK, one that has the good sense to hang back til he's done clearing the area out and blows snipers all the way back to the DOS age. Also, Civvie gets dual pistols as a bonus. Other bonuses include the flamethrower weapon, pissing all over [[VideoGameFlamethrowersSuck the usual trope]] by being nicely long range and instantly igniting all its spew touches (including the player, to be fair) and a sewer sectiont hat raises the count but is so short it hardly even hurts. And building destruction impressive enough the game's trailer used it while playing a track very close to being "[[Film/{{Aliens}} Bishop's Countdown.]]"
* After Kugelstadt is one of Deathshead's labs, a science facility far removed from Helga von Bulow and her occult magic knive silliness or Spears of Destiny. It grants Civvie the Venom Gun, a truly gorgeous gatling gun that feels like it came right out of ''Film/SSDoomtrooper'', and is good for taking on the hopping Loper enemies who also feel like they came out of ''SS Doomtrooper''. That's a movie that Civvie has to assure everyone [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer is very real.]]
-->'''Civvie:''' That's real! That's a real movie! As real as any shitty Creator/SyFy Channel movie starring a dude famous for being on a TV show I've never seen. See, SS Doomtrooper is about a genetically enhanced Nazi super-soldier who can generate electrical charges as a weapon. ''(compares footage of the eponymous doomtrooper frying a guy on the other side of a wall to the Loper that kicks his ass.)'' This is a Loper. It is a Quake Fiend from hell.
* Part of the level requries B.J. to interrogate a Nazi officer for info. But unlike in the console versions, PC!Blazko is a HeroicMime so its as easy as cocking his gun. REALLY easy.
-->'''Nazi officer:''' I will not divulge any information to you.\\
'''Blazkowicz:''' [[AppealToForce (cocks his gun.)]]\\
'''Nazi officer:''' T-they're going to Norway!\\
'''Civvie:''' Yeah, that's what I thought.
* Deathshead's X-Labs in frozen Norway. Civvie warms the place up with his flamethrower and it meets him in kind with heavily armed goons spawning behind him even in places he retreats to for breathing room. Its worth it because Deathshead himself is right there.
-->'''Deathshead:''' This had better be important.\\
'''Nazi goon:''' Yes sir. The American agent has infiltrated the X-Labs facility.\\
'''Deathshead:''' What?! Will this fool follow me to the ends of the earth?!\\
'''Civvie:''' Well...yes. But that's a [[VideoGame/Wolfenstein2009 couple of games]] and [[VideoGame/WolfensteinTheNewOrder decades from now.]]
* Civvie hates the Super Soldats. Not quite on the level as the Lopers or the Mutants from ''Wolf 3D'' but still. On that note as soon as Civvie mentions the Mutants, a group of the little 2D buggers shot up and blast the camera into a brief red fadeout. they (and Deathshead's later refusal to attend the later level's ceremony) what causes Civvie to wonder if Deathshead is the only Nazi he knows to have his shit together. While his later video on ''Wolfenstein 2009'' shows that Wilhelm wasn't all that truly competent with the Black Sun, he becomes a huge problem to the entire world once he gets into the Da'at Yichud store cupboards in ''New Order''.
* As soon as Strasse refers to one Super Soldat, the Ubersoldat, as "the pinnacle of all [his] research," cue the obvious Capstone parody logo!
-->'''Deasthshead:''' It will be my pleasure to watch him destroy you.\\
'''Civvie:''' Okay Heady, I'll let you see him destroy me once for old time's sake. ''(dies to it soon after.)''
* Balancing thinngs out, Civvie slays the Ubersoldat, steals his Tesla Gun and decides he wants to test it on any remaining Nazi nerds.
-->'''Civvie:''' LET'S SEE OPERATION PAPERCLIP SAVE YOU NOW, MOTHERFUCKERS!
* The dam level starts with a catering delivery guy unable to deliver his cheese and meats for General "von Stuff" due to a traffic blockage and communications blackout, in accordance with the Operation Resurrection ceremony. So Civvie decides to take the weight off his shoulders with his Sten. Unfortunately he forgets the Department's policy on bad jokes.
-->'''Civvie:''' Say gouda night, cheese man!\\
'''[=AX3=]:''' [[AC:Extremely actionable pun detected.]] (fires up the nodes)
* Finding a note from Deathshead stating he'll be no-showing the Operation Resurrection ceremony due to earlier incidents causes yet another foreshadowing joke from Civvie.
-->'''Civvie:''' Turns out Heady isn't going to attend the ceremony becaue he is dangerously competent. Like you'd never expect him to try and throw on a dumb mech suit and take B.J. on himself, that would be stupid!
* The game's last portion, which fulfills its title of course, sees Civvie face the game's most devious enemy yet: fog. Snipers in there too but mostly the fog, a thick dark cloud of it obscuring Civvie's vision by the metric ton. Other than that, Civvie finds it kind of running out of steam once it resorts to throwing snipers and Super Soldats at him.
* Heading the resurrection of lord Heinrich is one Marianna Blavatsky, a Nazi head honcho...dressed in nothing but a bikini and a cape. With a body utterly covered in Nazi tattoos.
-->'''Civvie:''' Alright, maybe the cape is necessary but the rest is just the devs being horny.
* And Heinrich's first words upon waking up are "[[VideoGame/{{Blood}} I live again!]]", which Civvie very much notices. And just like Caleb, Heinrich gets put back in the grave in a few short minutes thanks to overly heavy ordinance. One flamethrower, Tesla and Venom barrage later and Heinrich is gibs, just like Caleb on a bad Extra Crispy day.
-->'''Civvie:''' I'm not saying that I'm going to beat Heinrich's ass so hard that he wakes up in another 1000 years to find that the world is littered with monuments to the legend of a Yankee spy pushing some pre-medieval Germanic douche's shit in until it was leaking from his ears...[[BadassBoast becaues he's not waking up again.]]
* With Heinrich vanquished, the game's ending, and thus the video's ending, has the Director and his secretary Jack Stone discussing how, while what Blazko did would warrant a medal, this mission never officially existed so sadly he'll likely not get much. Civvie's not happy.
-->'''Civvie:''' What the hell?! I got to meet [[UsefulNotes/FranklinDRoosevelt the president]] at the end of ''Spear of Destiny'' and I think that cross-dimensional Angel of Death fighting shit was at least AS weird!\\
'''OSA Director:''' Well, I hope he's at least enjoying some well-deserved time off.\\
'''Jack Stone:''' Oh yes. He's off on a little R&R as we speak.\\
'''OSA Director:''' Ahh, excellent, excellent. Anything special?\\
''(cut to Blazko's idea of a vacation: merrily mowing down more Nazis in an undisclosed area with his Tommy Gun...)''\\
'''Civvie:''' Holy shit, he found some Tommy Gun ammo! ''(cue outro.)''
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* Civvie compliments the game for its graphical effects and lighting, but the actual character models are... a little rough, particularly for the Marine player.
-->'''Beetlejuice:''' [[[ChestBurster chestbursts]] out of the player's model with a squeaky voice] ''Nice fuckin' model!'' *honk honk*
* In order to be allowed to use ''Film/Aliens'' clips in the video, Civvie writes out a formal request, which gets escalated up to ''the President of the United States...'' only to get [[ShootTheShaggyDog unceremoniously rejected]].
-->'''Civvie:''' ''Oh, fuck you, you senile bitch!''
* Civvie, utterly humiliating an inattentive Predator during the Alien campaign, breaks out into a [[VideoGame/RiseOfTheTriad Big John]] impression.
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*** And from then on, the Sewer Count is back, but looking more rotten and decayed each time, with a zombie-like the Quake 1 zombie groan accompanying its appearances (at least until the ''Wolfenstein (2009)'' review changed its appearance due to an apparent IntegerOverflow).
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* Civvie [[EpliepticTrees starts ranting]] about cereal communism after seeing a theatre in Episode 2 showing [[Film/BattleshipPotmekin Spaceship Potemkin]].
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* Civvie [[EpliepticTrees [[EpilepticTrees starts ranting]] about cereal communism that the Chex world is a communist society after seeing a theatre in Episode 2 showing [[Film/BattleshipPotmekin [[Film/TheBattleshipPotemkin Spaceship Potemkin]].
->"And I know what you're gonna say, that was Cereal Marxist-Leninism, ''not'' Cereal Communism. Cereal Communism has never really been tried before! And to that I say: Did you know what the bolsheviks did to [[Advertising/MonsterCereals Count Chocula's]] family?"
->"And I know what you're gonna say, that was Cereal Marxist-Leninism, ''not'' Cereal Communism. Cereal Communism has never really been tried before! And to that I say: Did you know what the bolsheviks did to [[Advertising/MonsterCereals Count Chocula's]] family?"
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* Civvie [[EpliepticTrees starts ranting]] about cereal communism after seeing a theatre in Episode 2 showing [[Film/BattleshipPotmekin Spaceship Potemkin]].
* Civvie [[EpliepticTrees starts ranting]] about cereal communism after seeing a theatre in Episode 2 showing [[Film/BattleshipPotmekin Spaceship Potemkin]].
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** One of the HUD layout options includes character mugshots taken right from ''Doom''. Where this gets funny is that they even included status bar faces for Dog Mode!
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** One of the HUD layout options includes character mugshots taken right from ''Doom''. Where this gets funny is that they even included [[StatusLine status bar bar]] faces for Dog Mode!
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* Civvie also takes the time to look over the game's "Legendary" weapons (AKA the guns from the films. Including the Pulse Rifle that has the 95 round magazine like in the film unlike this game's COD-inspired 40 round clip.) Civvie lists off the likes of "Vasquez's Smart Gun, Hicks' Shotgun, Hudson's Pulse Rifle, Frost's Flamethrower and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Apone]]'s [[DeathGlare Glare]]." Hudson's Pulse Rifle also seems to take different ammo from the normal one despite that really making no sense, and despite being burst fire, is infinitely more useful than the normal Pulse Rifle.
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* Civvie also takes the time to look over the game's "Legendary" weapons (AKA the guns from the films. Including the Pulse Rifle that has the 95 round magazine like in the film unlike this game's COD-inspired 40 round clip.) Civvie lists off the likes of "Vasquez's Smart Gun, Hicks' Shotgun, Hudson's Pulse Rifle, Frost's Flamethrower and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Apone]]'s Apone's [[DeathGlare Glare]]." Hudson's Pulse Rifle also seems to take different ammo from the normal one despite that really making no sense, and despite being burst fire, is infinitely more useful than the normal Pulse Rifle.
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-->'''Civvie:''' Please leave a comment about how I'm a lazy hack who didn't feel like structuring a two hour-long essay about the differences between the rerelease, Playstation version, the Saturn version, the Build version, the Build version in DOS, the Build version in GDX, the Build version in [=PCExhumed=], the RAZE version, the port to the UsefulNotes/WonderSwan, the port to the [=WonderSwan=] Color, the version that ran exclusively on the TI-86, or the one that was on the arcade machine in the 1997 film ''Film/GrossePointeBlank''.
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-->'''Civvie:''' Please leave a comment about how I'm a lazy hack who didn't feel like structuring a two hour-long essay about the differences between the rerelease, Playstation version, the Saturn version, the Build version, the Build version in DOS, the Build version in GDX, the Build version in [=PCExhumed=], the RAZE version, the port to the UsefulNotes/WonderSwan, Platform/WonderSwan, the port to the [=WonderSwan=] Color, the version that ran exclusively on the TI-86, or the one that was on the arcade machine in the 1997 film ''Film/GrossePointeBlank''.
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* Duke Nukem: Zero Hour - 64 BITS OF STEEL
** When criticizing ''Duke 64'''s crude 3D model of the Cycloid Emperor, Civvie once again brings in Beetlejuice. Except this time, [[StylisticSuck he's an equally-crude 3D model]], and his crotch honking sound is replaced with the tune of collecting a red coin in ''VideoGame/SuperMario64''.
** When criticizing ''Duke 64'''s crude 3D model of the Cycloid Emperor, Civvie once again brings in Beetlejuice. Except this time, [[StylisticSuck he's an equally-crude 3D model]], and his crotch honking sound is replaced with the tune of collecting a red coin in ''VideoGame/SuperMario64''.
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* When criticizing ''Duke 64'''s crude 3D model of the Cycloid Emperor, Civvie once again brings in Beetlejuice. Except this time, he's an equally-crude 3D model, and his crotch honking sound is replaced with the tune of collecting a red coin in ''Super Mario 64''.
* When criticizing ''Duke 64'''s crude 3D model of the Cycloid Emperor, Civvie once again brings in Beetlejuice. Except this time, he's an equally-crude 3D model, and his crotch honking sound is replaced with the tune of collecting a red coin in ''Super Mario 64''.
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* Additionally, the Magma Fields introduce the Magmantis, not just a [[TakeThat Syfy Channel Oryginal Moviy]] the game's poster boy as it's on the Remaster's "front cover" as it were. Unlike most bosses of the "shoot at it until it dies" persuasion, Magmantis is a "shoot at it until it fucks off" type boss as Civvie puts it.
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* Additionally, the Magma Fields introduce the Magmantis, not just a [[TakeThat Syfy Channel Oryginal Moviy]] Original Movie]] the game's poster boy as it's on the Remaster's "front cover" as it were. Unlike most bosses of the "shoot at it until it dies" persuasion, Magmantis is a "shoot at it until it fucks off" type boss as Civvie puts it.
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'''Civvie:''' I like to- SEARCH- ''VideoGame/{{Roblox}}''- pornography.\\
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* This video sees Civvie revisit ''VideoGame/Wolfenstein2009'', a game that he looked down his nose on at back in the day due to it having the "modern military shooter stank" on it...and he actually finds it enjoyable. It helps that Raven Software worked on it and they generally know what they're doing. That said, due to a lot of people asking him to play it, Civvie had to outright pirate the game as due to Zenimax and Bethesda wanting to memory-hole it (and Machine Games likely playing a part in it too), [[KeepCirculatingTheTapes the game is simply unavailable on any sort of official storefront.]] That and retail PC copies of the game run for ridiculous prices and Civvie would rather not put [[CopyProtection SecuROM on his modern bespoke PC.]]
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* This video sees Civvie revisit ''VideoGame/Wolfenstein2009'', a game that he looked down his nose on at back in the day due to it having the "modern military shooter stank" on it... and he actually finds it enjoyable. It helps that Raven Software worked on it and they generally know what they're doing. That said, due to a lot of people asking him to play it, Civvie had to outright pirate the game as due to Zenimax and Bethesda wanting to memory-hole it (and Machine Games likely playing a part in it too), [[KeepCirculatingTheTapes the game is simply unavailable on any sort of official storefront.]] That and retail PC copies of the game run for ridiculous prices and Civvie would rather not put [[CopyProtection SecuROM on his modern bespoke PC.]]
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* The last time we saw good ol' William Joseph Blazkowicz was in a [[VideoGame/ReturnToCastleWolfenstein Gray Matter Studios (formerly Xatrix)-helmed adventure]]. While discussing their output, Civvie mentions that one of their works, ''VideoGame/KingpinLifeOfCrime'', become strangely popular in the 2010s to the point of getting a modern day remaster...which happened to bear the mark of Slipgate Ironworks upon it...to less than happy reviews. Which causes Civvie to hop on the ol' soapbox again.
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* The last time we saw good ol' William Joseph Blazkowicz was in a [[VideoGame/ReturnToCastleWolfenstein Gray Matter Studios (formerly Xatrix)-helmed adventure]]. While discussing their output, Civvie mentions that one of their works, ''VideoGame/KingpinLifeOfCrime'', become strangely popular in the 2010s to the point of getting a modern day remaster... which happened to bear the mark of Slipgate Ironworks upon it...it... to less than happy reviews. Which causes Civvie to hop on the ol' soapbox again.
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* While discussing Gray Matter being sent to the COD mines by Activision for the crime of not being there already after producing ''Call of Duty: United Offensive'', Civvie references his slow transformation into self-parody...[[FreezeFrameBonus while throwing a last bit of shade.]]
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* While discussing Gray Matter being sent to the COD mines by Activision for the crime of not being there already after producing ''Call of Duty: United Offensive'', Civvie references his slow transformation into self-parody... [[FreezeFrameBonus while throwing a last bit of shade.]]
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* Before the release of ''Wolf 2009'', id Software, who owned Wolfenstein, got bought out by Zenimax and Bethesda, two companies that aren't fond of Activision. But as Civvie points out, they've put out worse games than Activision on their own, such as ''VideoGame/{{Starfield}}''. Civvie shoots a fiery TakeThat by emphatically stating he would not be re-installing 100+ gigabytes of "sleep aid" for footage of it. Then he pours gasoline on that fire by stating its worse than even ''VideoGame/Fallout76'' since as far as he's concerned, that game has reasons to be terrible, unlike ''Starfield.''
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* Before the release of ''Wolf 2009'', id Software, who owned Wolfenstein, got bought out by Zenimax and Bethesda, two companies that aren't fond of Activision. But as Civvie points out, they've put out worse games than Activision on their own, such as ''VideoGame/{{Starfield}}''. Civvie shoots a fiery TakeThat by emphatically stating he would not be re-installing 100+ gigabytes of "sleep aid" for footage of it. Then he pours gasoline on that fire by stating its it's worse than even ''VideoGame/Fallout76'' since as far as he's concerned, that game has reasons to be terrible, unlike ''Starfield.''
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* Without even leaving the opening train station level in Isenstadt, Civvie is dropped from a scripted sequence into, that's right, a Sewer Level. And the Sewer Count is looking surprisingly fresher this year...and there's a reason for that.
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* Without even leaving the opening train station level in Isenstadt, Civvie is dropped from a scripted sequence into, that's right, a Sewer Level. And the Sewer Count is looking surprisingly fresher this year... and there's a reason for that.
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--->'''Civvie:''' Also console stuff...the dreaded regenerating health. The cursed "[[CriticalAnnoyance your screen has some blood on it and turns red]] [[TakeCover until you hide for a few seconds]]" mechanic that I'd trade for a good old percentage any day of the week. At least give me a fucking bar to indicate where my health is on the HUD, but no, you'll only have the vaguest sense of your health for the rest of the game. Which is and will always be dumb bullshit. For those of you in the audience who prefer this mechanic, here you go: ''(cue graphic of a hand jingling keys while a baby laughs.)'' Fuck you.
* The game also introduces the obscure [=Kar98=] to Civvie's arsenal...and it turns out to be one of his favorites. Not just because of how versatile it is and its punchy sound design, but also how it causes some glorious RagdollPhysics laden death animations. Watch as Nazis go flying at its touch!
* While complaining about the awkward turret controls and the turrets' weakness in general, Civvie talks about how such battles woudl be more fun if someone was wiring his nervous system to respond to bad puns. Which it turns out, [=AX3=] very much was.
* The game also introduces the obscure [=Kar98=] to Civvie's arsenal...and it turns out to be one of his favorites. Not just because of how versatile it is and its punchy sound design, but also how it causes some glorious RagdollPhysics laden death animations. Watch as Nazis go flying at its touch!
* While complaining about the awkward turret controls and the turrets' weakness in general, Civvie talks about how such battles woudl be more fun if someone was wiring his nervous system to respond to bad puns. Which it turns out, [=AX3=] very much was.
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--->'''Civvie:''' Also console stuff... the dreaded regenerating health. The cursed "[[CriticalAnnoyance your screen has some blood on it and turns red]] [[TakeCover until you hide for a few seconds]]" mechanic that I'd trade for a good old percentage any day of the week. At least give me a fucking bar to indicate where my health is on the HUD, but no, you'll only have the vaguest sense of your health for the rest of the game. Which is and will always be dumb bullshit. For those of you in the audience who prefer this mechanic, here you go: ''(cue graphic of a hand jingling keys while a baby laughs.)'' Fuck you.
* The game also introduces the obscure [=Kar98=] to Civvie's arsenal... and it turns out to be one of his favorites. Not just because of how versatile it is and its punchy sound design, but also how it causes some glorious RagdollPhysics laden death animations. Watch as Nazis go flying at its touch!
* While complaining about the awkward turret controls and the turrets' weakness in general, Civvie talks about how such battleswoudl would be more fun if someone was wiring his nervous system to respond to bad puns. Which it turns out, [=AX3=] very much was.
* The game also introduces the obscure [=Kar98=] to Civvie's arsenal... and it turns out to be one of his favorites. Not just because of how versatile it is and its punchy sound design, but also how it causes some glorious RagdollPhysics laden death animations. Watch as Nazis go flying at its touch!
* While complaining about the awkward turret controls and the turrets' weakness in general, Civvie talks about how such battles
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--->'''Civvie:''' Yeah, good job Raven, that right there is an A+ set piece. And it looks like these Nazis...[[{{Pun}} bought the farm.]] ''([[LamePunReaction cue immediate test of his new implant.]])'' '''''HAARGH!'''''\\
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--->'''Civvie:''' Yeah, good job Raven, that right there is an A+ set piece. And it looks like these Nazis... [[{{Pun}} bought the farm.]] ''([[LamePunReaction cue immediate test of his new implant.]])'' '''''HAARGH!'''''\\
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* The game's Black Market is run by the very greasy and weaselly Kriege brothers, Anton and Stefan. As one of their goons states, they're shameless war profiteers hoping the Second World War goes on for a long time, as business has very much boomed since the Nazis stormed in. Don't worry, one of them dies and pays dearly. Stefan in particular may outlive Anton, but for Civvie, he's still going to hell where its nothing but FIREBLU for days.
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* The game's Black Market is run by the very greasy and weaselly Kriege brothers, Anton and Stefan. As one of their goons states, they're shameless war profiteers hoping the Second World War goes on for a long time, as business has very much boomed since the Nazis stormed in. Don't worry, one of them dies and pays dearly. Stefan in particular may outlive Anton, but for Civvie, he's still going to hell where its it's nothing but FIREBLU for days.
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'''Civvie:''' [[BadassBoast Bitch I blow up half the buildings I go into. I've killed more Nazis than the Tommy Gun. You rat on me, you're gonna be a grease fire nobody remembers.]]
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'''Civvie:''' [[BadassBoast Bitch Bitch, I blow up half the buildings I go into. I've killed more Nazis than the Tommy Gun. You rat on me, you're gonna be a grease fire nobody remembers.]]
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* The subsequent sidequest to retrieve a codebook let's Civvie get a look at the death animation Nazis have when shot in the throat. And Civvie gets a second one right after nailing the first, WITHOUT Veil assistance.
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* The subsequent sidequest to retrieve a codebook let's lets Civvie get a look at the death animation Nazis have when shot in the throat. And Civvie gets a second one right after nailing the first, WITHOUT Veil assistance.
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--->'''Civvie:''' Except it's way easier because hey guess what, the mid-2000's is calling! ''(cue phone ringing, which Civvie answers)'' Ahoy-hoy? What's that? The Super Soldier has really obvious weak points that I can shoot to take it down so it actually takes less effort than killing one of the [[SquishyWizard Scribes?]] Wow, that's a little sad. I almost feel bad for them. ''(hangs up on the mid-2000's)''.
* Throughout the game the Nazis, as ever, tamper with supernatural stuff they think they can control without understanding a thing about them, which inevitably goes wrong. This game, its the Black Sun dimension. Given the Nazis are outright speedrunning "fuck around and find out", Civvie outright puts a timer on screen any time the Nazis start meddling with it. One officer who mans the hospital lab only lasts a pitiful six seconds before the scientist he callously sacrifices to the Black Sun returns as a monster and murks him, StarterVillain General Zetta lasts a fair bit longer but even the returning Wilhelm "Deathshead" Strasse doesn't last 15 seconds before his "mine the Black Sun for infinite hell energy" plan blows up in his face, and the treacherous Doctor Alexandrov only makes it to 41 seconds before Deathshead inevitably backstabs him and Hans Grosse blows his head off.
* Throughout the game the Nazis, as ever, tamper with supernatural stuff they think they can control without understanding a thing about them, which inevitably goes wrong. This game, its the Black Sun dimension. Given the Nazis are outright speedrunning "fuck around and find out", Civvie outright puts a timer on screen any time the Nazis start meddling with it. One officer who mans the hospital lab only lasts a pitiful six seconds before the scientist he callously sacrifices to the Black Sun returns as a monster and murks him, StarterVillain General Zetta lasts a fair bit longer but even the returning Wilhelm "Deathshead" Strasse doesn't last 15 seconds before his "mine the Black Sun for infinite hell energy" plan blows up in his face, and the treacherous Doctor Alexandrov only makes it to 41 seconds before Deathshead inevitably backstabs him and Hans Grosse blows his head off.
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--->'''Civvie:''' Except it's way easier because hey guess what, the mid-2000's is calling! ''(cue phone ringing, which Civvie answers)'' Ahoy-hoy? What's that? The Super Soldier has really obvious weak points that I can shoot to take it down so it actually takes less effort than killing one of the [[SquishyWizard Scribes?]] Wow, that's a little sad. I almost feel bad for them. ''(hangs up on the mid-2000's)''.
mid-2000's)''
* Throughout the game the Nazis, as ever, tamper with supernatural stuff they think they can control without understanding a thing about them, which inevitably goes wrong. This game,its it's the Black Sun dimension. Given the Nazis are outright speedrunning "fuck around and find out", Civvie outright puts a timer on screen any time the Nazis start meddling with it. One officer who mans the hospital lab only lasts a pitiful six seconds before the scientist he callously sacrifices to the Black Sun returns as a monster and murks him, StarterVillain General Zetta lasts a fair bit longer but even the returning Wilhelm "Deathshead" Strasse doesn't last 15 seconds before his "mine the Black Sun for infinite hell energy" plan blows up in his face, and the treacherous Doctor Alexandrov only makes it to 41 seconds before Deathshead inevitably backstabs him and Hans Grosse blows his head off.
* Throughout the game the Nazis, as ever, tamper with supernatural stuff they think they can control without understanding a thing about them, which inevitably goes wrong. This game,
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* Wouldn't be a Raven game unless every weapon was damn good. Civvie at one point mentions the Tesla gun as not really appealing to him...and is InstantlyProvenWrong when he uses it to wipe out and stunlock a group of Nazis before finishing off the stunned stragglers.
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* Wouldn't be a Raven game unless every weapon was damn good. Civvie at one point mentions the Tesla gun as not really appealing to him... and is InstantlyProvenWrong when he uses it to wipe out and stunlock a group of Nazis before finishing off the stunned stragglers.
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* The Cannery mission has yet another sewer segment and then makes up for it by giving Civvie the Flammenwerfer...which takes the VideoGameFlamethrowersSuck trope and shits on it thoroughly by having beautifully long range and instantly cooking Nazis into panicking thrashing messes.
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* The Cannery mission has yet another sewer segment and then makes up for it by giving Civvie the Flammenwerfer... which takes the VideoGameFlamethrowersSuck trope and shits on it thoroughly by having beautifully long range and instantly cooking Nazis into panicking thrashing messes.
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* General Zetta greets BJ...who immediately opens fire on him. Granted it doesn't work as Zetta's using the same Black Sun magic powers Blazko's been using but still. Afterward though, Civvie points out that the solution is...to do the same thing with extra steps, as Zetta becomes a Black Sun monster shortly after.
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* General Zetta greets BJ... who immediately opens fire on him. Granted it doesn't work as Zetta's using the same Black Sun magic powers Blazko's been using but still. Afterward though, Civvie points out that the solution is... to do the same thing with extra steps, as Zetta becomes a Black Sun monster shortly after.
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* Deathshead explains the Nazis' plans to use the Black Sun as an infinite energy source...which causes Civvie to have a nasty hit of deja vu.
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* Deathshead explains the Nazis' plans to use the Black Sun as an infinite energy source... which causes Civvie to have a nasty hit of deja vu.
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'''Civvie:''' Wait, no, STOP! Hold on a minute! You're doing the [[VideoGame/Doom2016 Argent Energy plan?!]] You're stealing energy from a Hell dimension?! Oh, okay, sure. ''(cue "fuck around and find out" timer)''. I thought you were smarter than this, Wilhelm.
* Sadly the cutscene ends with Hans shooting Caroline to (what appeared to be) death. Don't worry, she'll be back in ''New Order''...and looking 20 years older.
* Sadly the cutscene ends with Hans shooting Caroline to (what appeared to be) death. Don't worry, she'll be back in ''New Order''...and looking 20 years older.
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'''Civvie:''' Wait, no, STOP! Hold on a minute! You're doing the [[VideoGame/Doom2016 Argent Energy plan?!]] You're stealing energy from a Hell dimension?! Oh, okay, sure. ''(cue "fuck around and find out" timer)''. timer)'' I thought you were smarter than this, Wilhelm.
* Sadly the cutscene ends with Hans shooting Caroline to (what appeared to be) death. Don't worry, she'll be back in ''New Order''... and looking 20 years older.
* Sadly the cutscene ends with Hans shooting Caroline to (what appeared to be) death. Don't worry, she'll be back in ''New Order''... and looking 20 years older.
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* After fighting through the Zeppelin, the game's penultimate level, Civvie would show footage of the Black Sun caves after...except his footage got corrupted so we have to settle for a slideshow. Thankfully, the subsequent Black Sun open field boss fight with Hans Grosse did not lose footage. Mostly to show Hans saying goodbye to Blazko in the FMV...and then saying hello to him in-game for the sake of a MythologyGag.
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* After fighting through the Zeppelin, the game's penultimate level, Civvie would show footage of the Black Sun caves after... except his footage got corrupted so we have to settle for a slideshow. Thankfully, the subsequent Black Sun open field boss fight with Hans Grosse did not lose footage. Mostly to show Hans saying goodbye to Blazko in the FMV... and then saying hello to him in-game for the sake of a MythologyGag.
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* Sadly further footage of the boss fight was also corrupted...and what replacement footage Civvie shot was completely fucked anyway with a slideshow frame rate, like his PC also got sucked into the Black Sun dimension. But he still vanquishes Hans Grosse. Just without Grosse crying for his "mutti" this time.
* The game ends with Deathshead's zeppelin crashing into teh castle from earlier, the Thule medallion BJ's been using shorting out into a charred useless hunk of metal and BJ sending the OSA a mission report about the whole thing...while noting that he feels they'll run into Deathshead again in future. [[VideoGame/WolfensteinTheNewOrder Oh boy, do they! In a far more menacing form, no less!]] But that's a tale for another time. In the meantime, Civvie hopes that the 2023-2024 shakeups at Activision means a chance Raven can be freed from the COD mines...and regrets that Microsoft buying that company was one such solution to that problem.
* The game ends with Deathshead's zeppelin crashing into teh castle from earlier, the Thule medallion BJ's been using shorting out into a charred useless hunk of metal and BJ sending the OSA a mission report about the whole thing...while noting that he feels they'll run into Deathshead again in future. [[VideoGame/WolfensteinTheNewOrder Oh boy, do they! In a far more menacing form, no less!]] But that's a tale for another time. In the meantime, Civvie hopes that the 2023-2024 shakeups at Activision means a chance Raven can be freed from the COD mines...and regrets that Microsoft buying that company was one such solution to that problem.
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* Sadly further footage of the boss fight was also corrupted... and what replacement footage Civvie shot was completely fucked anyway with a slideshow frame rate, like his PC also got sucked into the Black Sun dimension. But he still vanquishes Hans Grosse. Just without Grosse crying for his "mutti" this time.
* The game ends with Deathshead's zeppelin crashing intoteh the castle from earlier, the Thule medallion BJ's been using shorting out into a charred useless hunk of metal and BJ sending the OSA a mission report about the whole thing...thing... while noting that he feels they'll run into Deathshead again in future. [[VideoGame/WolfensteinTheNewOrder Oh boy, do they! In a far more menacing form, no less!]] But that's a tale for another time. In the meantime, Civvie hopes that the 2023-2024 shakeups at Activision means a chance Raven can be freed from the COD mines... and regrets that Microsoft buying that company was one such solution to that problem.
* The game ends with Deathshead's zeppelin crashing into
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!! [[VideoGame/Wolfenstein2009 THE WOLF THAT TIME FORGOT]]
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* This video sees Civvie revisit ''VideoGame/Wolfenstein2009'', a game that he looked down his nose on at back in the day due to it having the "modern military shooter stank" on it...and he actually finds it enjoyable. It helps that Raven Software worked on it and they generally know what they're doing. That said, due to a lot of people asking him to play it, Civvie had to outright pirate the game as due to Zenimax and Bethesda wanting to memory-hole it (and Machine Games likely playing a part in it too), [[KeepCirculatingTheTapes the game is simply unavailable on any sort of official storefront.]] That and retail PC copies of the game run for ridiculous prices and Civvie would rather not put [[CopyProtection SecuROM on his modern bespoke PC.]]
--->'''Civvie:''' If you want me to buy the game, ''sell'' me the game. Otherwise I yo-ho-ho it with a bottle of go-fuck-yourselves.
* The last time we saw good ol' William Joseph Blazkowicz was in a [[VideoGame/ReturnToCastleWolfenstein Gray Matter Studios (formerly Xatrix)-helmed adventure]]. While discussing their output, Civvie mentions that one of their works, ''VideoGame/KingpinLifeOfCrime'', become strangely popular in the 2010s to the point of getting a modern day remaster...which happened to bear the mark of Slipgate Ironworks upon it...to less than happy reviews. Which causes Civvie to hop on the ol' soapbox again.
--->'''Civvie:''' Wait, so you're telling me that Slipgate Ironworks released a thing in a bad state and people didn't like it? [[SarcasmMode No, mein Gott! Quelle surprise!]] "Civvie be nicer to Slipgate Ironworks-" [[BluntNo NO.]] They've been doing this for more than a decade. [[SarcasmMode I bet Embracer Group gutting the company will surely right the ship!]] Who could have foreseen Embracer Group doing this after gobbling up so many studios?! I thought they were saving all of my favorite intellectual properties!
* While discussing Gray Matter being sent to the COD mines by Activision for the crime of not being there already after producing ''Call of Duty: United Offensive'', Civvie references his slow transformation into self-parody...[[FreezeFrameBonus while throwing a last bit of shade.]]
--->'''Civvie:''' ''(on-screen comment)'' katie you can put like 75% of youtube reviewers here for this gag\\
like pick one\\
you could pick one randomly out of a hat and this joke is probably going to land
* Speaking of, the COD mines run by the tyrannical Activision-Blizarrd, is represented by [[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheTempleOfDoom Mola Ram's Shankara mines.]]
* Wolfenstein 2009 itself was just called ''Wolfenstein'', which Civvie not only takes a shot at, but quickly heads off anyone planning to "Um actually" him.
--->'''Civvie:''' [...]simply called ''Wolfenstein'', because that's what they started doing for a while, I don't know why, they did it with ''Wolfenstein'', and ''[[VideoGame/Doom2016 Doom]]'' and ''[[Film/Halloween2018 Halloween]]'', but I hear you saying "the original game was called "''VideoGame/CastleWolfenstein''", and technically no other game was called just ''Wolfenstein''", and this one, this game doesn't even have the Castle Wolfenstein in it so it has the least fucking business calling itself that out of any of the fucking games!
* Before the release of ''Wolf 2009'', id Software, who owned Wolfenstein, got bought out by Zenimax and Bethesda, two companies that aren't fond of Activision. But as Civvie points out, they've put out worse games than Activision on their own, such as ''VideoGame/{{Starfield}}''. Civvie shoots a fiery TakeThat by emphatically stating he would not be re-installing 100+ gigabytes of "sleep aid" for footage of it. Then he pours gasoline on that fire by stating its worse than even ''VideoGame/Fallout76'' since as far as he's concerned, that game has reasons to be terrible, unlike ''Starfield.''
* During the opening, Civvie mentions the Wolfenstein timeline being an absolute "disaster" as ''2009'' doesn't follow on properly from ''Return'', which in turn doesn't follow from ''Wolfenstein 3D'' and ''Spear of Destiny'', which in turn were a reboot of ''Castle Wolfenstein''. Each game gets thrown in a trash can, from which Andrew Hulshult can be seen poking his head out of before ''Castle Wolfenstein'' gently presses him back in.
* The game for some reason decides that ol' Blazkowicz qualifies as a "spy." Blazko is one of the loudest anti-Nazi agents in video gaming history so Civvie naturally mocks BJ's lack of spy skills.
* The opening scene sees BJ taking on a Nazi warship and using a magic medallion to not only shield himself from enemy gunfire but discharge said shield to disintegrate his Nazi aggressors. All of which you can actually do ingame. But Civvie draws attention to one part, where Blazko hides behind a metal door to take cover from an anti-aircraft turret. He does so to foreshadow just how terrible the anti-aircraft guns are in this game.
* Without even leaving the opening train station level in Isenstadt, Civvie is dropped from a scripted sequence into, that's right, a Sewer Level. And the Sewer Count is looking surprisingly fresher this year...and there's a reason for that.
--->'''Civvie:''' You know what? It's a new year, I think some things need to be updated. Katie, roll it out!\\
'''Sewer Count: 257'''\\
'''Civvie:''' [[OverflowError The old one wouldn't go over 256]], I don't know why.
* During the opening level, Civvie spits fire at the RegeneratingHealth mechanic so popular with modern military shooters of the time. All pretension of subtlety goes out the window:
--->'''Civvie:''' Also console stuff...the dreaded regenerating health. The cursed "[[CriticalAnnoyance your screen has some blood on it and turns red]] [[TakeCover until you hide for a few seconds]]" mechanic that I'd trade for a good old percentage any day of the week. At least give me a fucking bar to indicate where my health is on the HUD, but no, you'll only have the vaguest sense of your health for the rest of the game. Which is and will always be dumb bullshit. For those of you in the audience who prefer this mechanic, here you go: ''(cue graphic of a hand jingling keys while a baby laughs.)'' Fuck you.
* The game also introduces the obscure [=Kar98=] to Civvie's arsenal...and it turns out to be one of his favorites. Not just because of how versatile it is and its punchy sound design, but also how it causes some glorious RagdollPhysics laden death animations. Watch as Nazis go flying at its touch!
* While complaining about the awkward turret controls and the turrets' weakness in general, Civvie talks about how such battles woudl be more fun if someone was wiring his nervous system to respond to bad puns. Which it turns out, [=AX3=] very much was.
--->'''[=AX3=]:''' ''(wiring some sort of switch into Civvie's arm)'' [[AC:Please remain still until the procedure is complete.]]\\
'''Civvie:''' Is this just to save you some work later?\\
'''[=AX3=]:''' [[AC:I do not mind the work. Work is good. Work builds character.]]\\
'''Civvie:''' Okay, who programmed that bullshit into you?\\
'''[=AX3=]:''' [[AC:No one did. It is a remnant from your brain that I carry with me. I would prefer it wasn't there.]]\\
'''Civvie:''' Yeah, well, I got it from living in a dystopian nightmare society and look at me, I turned out alright, didn't I?\\
''{{Beat}}''\\
'''[=AX3=]:''' [[AC:Please remain still until the procedure is complete.]]
** Naturally [[BrickJoke this pays off when Civvie completes the farm level and blows up a secret Nazi lab.]]
--->'''Civvie:''' Yeah, good job Raven, that right there is an A+ set piece. And it looks like these Nazis...[[{{Pun}} bought the farm.]] ''([[LamePunReaction cue immediate test of his new implant.]])'' '''''HAARGH!'''''\\
'''[=AX3=]:''' [[AC:Pun detection system successful.]]\\
'''Civvie:''' ''FUCK!''
* Partway into the next level as Civvie starts regretting picking the game up again, Raven surprises him by implementing a setpiece where a cache of anti-gravity ammo is detonated causing everyone, Blazkowicz included, to float serenly into the air. It ties into the weird magical stuff the Thule society (a subsect of Nazis studying the occult [[AluminumChristmastrees that actually existed in real life]]) were playing around with. Which causes Civvie to examine the scale upon which Wolfenstein falls on: either Nazis with [[{{Ghostapo}} supernatural weirdness]] or [[StupidJetpackHitler science fiction wackiness.]] ''Spear of Destiny'' is at the former end with its Angel of Death final boss while the original ''Wolf 3D'' is on the sci-fi end with Mecha Hitler. ''Return'' was largely sci-fi apart from the plot to resurrect an ancient Germanic warlord, and ''2009'' with its blatant {{Ghostapo}} theme is largely on the supernatural side.
* The game's Black Market is run by the very greasy and weaselly Kriege brothers, Anton and Stefan. As one of their goons states, they're shameless war profiteers hoping the Second World War goes on for a long time, as business has very much boomed since the Nazis stormed in. Don't worry, one of them dies and pays dearly. Stefan in particular may outlive Anton, but for Civvie, he's still going to hell where its nothing but FIREBLU for days.
* Civvie also briefly throws shade at the game's outdated FOV issues and sprint head-bobbing, so he looks for a fix from the PC Gaming Wiki. Said wiki, normally neutral on mechanics, outright refers to the head-bobbing as "vomit-inducing."
* Right as Civvie is leaving the Black Market hideout, one of the [=NPCs=] decides to mouth off to Blazko:
--->'''Black Market agent:''' [[BullyingADragon You're lucky the brothers won't let me turn you in for that reward, Blazkowicz]].\\
'''Civvie:''' [[BadassBoast Bitch I blow up half the buildings I go into. I've killed more Nazis than the Tommy Gun. You rat on me, you're gonna be a grease fire nobody remembers.]]
* Just upstairs past that, Civvie finds a Kreisau Circle member being interrogated by a Nazi. Naturally, Civvie saves a life in the most Civvie of ways:
--->'''Nazi goon:''' [[TemptingFate When is the Kreisau Circle's next attack?]]\\
'''Civvie:''' Right now, bitch! ''(opens fire and blows the Nazi's head off.)''
* The subsequent sidequest to retrieve a codebook let's Civvie get a look at the death animation Nazis have when shot in the throat. And Civvie gets a second one right after nailing the first, WITHOUT Veil assistance.
--->'''Civvie:''' Exsanguination twinsies!
* Civvie gets a bit LiteralMinded while taking on the Heavy Troopers, this game's version of ''[=RTCW's=]'' Super Soldats:
--->'''Civvie:''' Except it's way easier because hey guess what, the mid-2000's is calling! ''(cue phone ringing, which Civvie answers)'' Ahoy-hoy? What's that? The Super Soldier has really obvious weak points that I can shoot to take it down so it actually takes less effort than killing one of the [[SquishyWizard Scribes?]] Wow, that's a little sad. I almost feel bad for them. ''(hangs up on the mid-2000's)''.
* Throughout the game the Nazis, as ever, tamper with supernatural stuff they think they can control without understanding a thing about them, which inevitably goes wrong. This game, its the Black Sun dimension. Given the Nazis are outright speedrunning "fuck around and find out", Civvie outright puts a timer on screen any time the Nazis start meddling with it. One officer who mans the hospital lab only lasts a pitiful six seconds before the scientist he callously sacrifices to the Black Sun returns as a monster and murks him, StarterVillain General Zetta lasts a fair bit longer but even the returning Wilhelm "Deathshead" Strasse doesn't last 15 seconds before his "mine the Black Sun for infinite hell energy" plan blows up in his face, and the treacherous Doctor Alexandrov only makes it to 41 seconds before Deathshead inevitably backstabs him and Hans Grosse blows his head off.
--->'''Civvie:''' The Nazis are fucking around, and I am an agent of finding out!
* The Raven's Nest bar level (because of course Raven Software would put their name in the game) introduces this game's version of iconic series boss Hans Grosse, in classic fashion:
--->'''Hans Grosse (2009)''': Guten tag!\\
'''Civvie:''' Oh my god, it's Hans Grosse!\\
'''Hans Grosse (1992)''': ''(pops up just over his 2009 self's shoulder)'' GUTEN TAG! ''(opens fire with his chainguns causing a classic Wolfenstein 3D redscreen death fadeout)''
* The farm level has Civvie rescue a guy that bears an odd resemblance to Creator/KurtVonnegut. Civvie runs into him a few more times throughout the game, too.
--->'''Civvie:''' Wait a minute, that's fucking Kurt Vonnegut again! He got captured twice? Actually no, counting Dresden, he got captured ''three times''! All I'm saying is that [[Creator/JRRTolkien Tolkien]] only got captured once!
* Said level had Nazis making weird leaping monster things, and the hospital mission after sees the introduction of Assassins, Black Sun-powered ninja Nazis with arm blades. Civvie can't help but laugh.
--->'''Patient:''' That creature stalking the hospital was created by the Nazis. They're making- [[KilledMidSentence AAAH!]] ''(cue Nazi assassin scampering off after doing the deed)''.\\
'''Civvie:'''...making what? Is this more weird occult shit? This game man, I swear the Nazis are doing new weird shit in every mission.
* Wouldn't be a Raven game unless every weapon was damn good. Civvie at one point mentions the Tesla gun as not really appealing to him...and is InstantlyProvenWrong when he uses it to wipe out and stunlock a group of Nazis before finishing off the stunned stragglers.
--->'''Civvie:''' Okay you know what? Forget what I said, all the weapons in this game are bangers.
* The next mission involving that codebook Civvie got is noteworthy for the fire axe weapon Civvie gets to play with. Naturally what follows is a montage of the axe being put to good use on Nazis, leading to either a glorious arterial spray at worst, or a beautiful full on decapitation at best. One Nazi even gets cut right in half, much to Civvie's silent but visible delight.
* The Cannery mission has yet another sewer segment and then makes up for it by giving Civvie the Flammenwerfer...which takes the VideoGameFlamethrowersSuck trope and shits on it thoroughly by having beautifully long range and instantly cooking Nazis into panicking thrashing messes.
--->'''Civvie:''' ''Oh, it's magnificent...''
* General Zetta greets BJ...who immediately opens fire on him. Granted it doesn't work as Zetta's using the same Black Sun magic powers Blazko's been using but still. Afterward though, Civvie points out that the solution is...to do the same thing with extra steps, as Zetta becomes a Black Sun monster shortly after.
* Midway through moving hideouts to downtown Isenstadt, Caroline Becker (the game's MissionControl ally who'd later return for ''New Order'') is kidnapped by the Nazis and moved to one of their castles (not the actual Castle Wolfenstein) and who else is waiting to give BJ and Civvie shit but Wilhelm "Deathshead" Strasse from ''Return to Castle Wolfenstein!'' Not even long after Zetta's death in the previous level.
--->'''Civvie:''' Oh my god, it hasn't even been a day and they sent him here to replace Zetta!
* Deathshead explains the Nazis' plans to use the Black Sun as an infinite energy source...which causes Civvie to have a nasty hit of deja vu.
--->'''Deathshead:''' Many had thought this device would tear the barrier between our dimension and the Black Sun. But we persevered, and now possess an inexhaustible source of power!\\
'''Civvie:''' Wait, no, STOP! Hold on a minute! You're doing the [[VideoGame/Doom2016 Argent Energy plan?!]] You're stealing energy from a Hell dimension?! Oh, okay, sure. ''(cue "fuck around and find out" timer)''. I thought you were smarter than this, Wilhelm.
* Sadly the cutscene ends with Hans shooting Caroline to (what appeared to be) death. Don't worry, she'll be back in ''New Order''...and looking 20 years older.
--->'''Civvie:''' Caroline is dead, though. Until the next game where she's not dead, and a completely different character. Because the Quake series continuity was way too tight and easy to understand. Really, Tim?! Bringing back the STROGG?!
* After fighting through the Zeppelin, the game's penultimate level, Civvie would show footage of the Black Sun caves after...except his footage got corrupted so we have to settle for a slideshow. Thankfully, the subsequent Black Sun open field boss fight with Hans Grosse did not lose footage. Mostly to show Hans saying goodbye to Blazko in the FMV...and then saying hello to him in-game for the sake of a MythologyGag.
--->'''Hans Grosse:''' ''(in cutscene)'' ''Auf wiedersehen'', Blazkowicz!\\
'''Hans Grosse:''' ''(immediately in game after)'' '''''GUTEN TAG, BLAZKOWICZ!'''''\\
'''Civvie:''' You fucking shitheel, you just said "goodbye" in the cutscene and "hello" in the gameplay. ''And you did it for the memes!''
* Sadly further footage of the boss fight was also corrupted...and what replacement footage Civvie shot was completely fucked anyway with a slideshow frame rate, like his PC also got sucked into the Black Sun dimension. But he still vanquishes Hans Grosse. Just without Grosse crying for his "mutti" this time.
* The game ends with Deathshead's zeppelin crashing into teh castle from earlier, the Thule medallion BJ's been using shorting out into a charred useless hunk of metal and BJ sending the OSA a mission report about the whole thing...while noting that he feels they'll run into Deathshead again in future. [[VideoGame/WolfensteinTheNewOrder Oh boy, do they! In a far more menacing form, no less!]] But that's a tale for another time. In the meantime, Civvie hopes that the 2023-2024 shakeups at Activision means a chance Raven can be freed from the COD mines...and regrets that Microsoft buying that company was one such solution to that problem.
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!! [[VideoGame/Wolfenstein2009 THE WOLF THAT TIME FORGOT]]
* This video sees Civvie revisit ''VideoGame/Wolfenstein2009'', a game that he looked down his nose on at back in the day due to it having the "modern military shooter stank" on it...and he actually finds it enjoyable. It helps that Raven Software worked on it and they generally know what they're doing. That said, due to a lot of people asking him to play it, Civvie had to outright pirate the game as due to Zenimax and Bethesda wanting to memory-hole it (and Machine Games likely playing a part in it too), [[KeepCirculatingTheTapes the game is simply unavailable on any sort of official storefront.]] That and retail PC copies of the game run for ridiculous prices and Civvie would rather not put [[CopyProtection SecuROM on his modern bespoke PC.]]
--->'''Civvie:''' If you want me to buy the game, ''sell'' me the game. Otherwise I yo-ho-ho it with a bottle of go-fuck-yourselves.
* The last time we saw good ol' William Joseph Blazkowicz was in a [[VideoGame/ReturnToCastleWolfenstein Gray Matter Studios (formerly Xatrix)-helmed adventure]]. While discussing their output, Civvie mentions that one of their works, ''VideoGame/KingpinLifeOfCrime'', become strangely popular in the 2010s to the point of getting a modern day remaster...which happened to bear the mark of Slipgate Ironworks upon it...to less than happy reviews. Which causes Civvie to hop on the ol' soapbox again.
--->'''Civvie:''' Wait, so you're telling me that Slipgate Ironworks released a thing in a bad state and people didn't like it? [[SarcasmMode No, mein Gott! Quelle surprise!]] "Civvie be nicer to Slipgate Ironworks-" [[BluntNo NO.]] They've been doing this for more than a decade. [[SarcasmMode I bet Embracer Group gutting the company will surely right the ship!]] Who could have foreseen Embracer Group doing this after gobbling up so many studios?! I thought they were saving all of my favorite intellectual properties!
* While discussing Gray Matter being sent to the COD mines by Activision for the crime of not being there already after producing ''Call of Duty: United Offensive'', Civvie references his slow transformation into self-parody...[[FreezeFrameBonus while throwing a last bit of shade.]]
--->'''Civvie:''' ''(on-screen comment)'' katie you can put like 75% of youtube reviewers here for this gag\\
like pick one\\
you could pick one randomly out of a hat and this joke is probably going to land
* Speaking of, the COD mines run by the tyrannical Activision-Blizarrd, is represented by [[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheTempleOfDoom Mola Ram's Shankara mines.]]
* Wolfenstein 2009 itself was just called ''Wolfenstein'', which Civvie not only takes a shot at, but quickly heads off anyone planning to "Um actually" him.
--->'''Civvie:''' [...]simply called ''Wolfenstein'', because that's what they started doing for a while, I don't know why, they did it with ''Wolfenstein'', and ''[[VideoGame/Doom2016 Doom]]'' and ''[[Film/Halloween2018 Halloween]]'', but I hear you saying "the original game was called "''VideoGame/CastleWolfenstein''", and technically no other game was called just ''Wolfenstein''", and this one, this game doesn't even have the Castle Wolfenstein in it so it has the least fucking business calling itself that out of any of the fucking games!
* Before the release of ''Wolf 2009'', id Software, who owned Wolfenstein, got bought out by Zenimax and Bethesda, two companies that aren't fond of Activision. But as Civvie points out, they've put out worse games than Activision on their own, such as ''VideoGame/{{Starfield}}''. Civvie shoots a fiery TakeThat by emphatically stating he would not be re-installing 100+ gigabytes of "sleep aid" for footage of it. Then he pours gasoline on that fire by stating its worse than even ''VideoGame/Fallout76'' since as far as he's concerned, that game has reasons to be terrible, unlike ''Starfield.''
* During the opening, Civvie mentions the Wolfenstein timeline being an absolute "disaster" as ''2009'' doesn't follow on properly from ''Return'', which in turn doesn't follow from ''Wolfenstein 3D'' and ''Spear of Destiny'', which in turn were a reboot of ''Castle Wolfenstein''. Each game gets thrown in a trash can, from which Andrew Hulshult can be seen poking his head out of before ''Castle Wolfenstein'' gently presses him back in.
* The game for some reason decides that ol' Blazkowicz qualifies as a "spy." Blazko is one of the loudest anti-Nazi agents in video gaming history so Civvie naturally mocks BJ's lack of spy skills.
* The opening scene sees BJ taking on a Nazi warship and using a magic medallion to not only shield himself from enemy gunfire but discharge said shield to disintegrate his Nazi aggressors. All of which you can actually do ingame. But Civvie draws attention to one part, where Blazko hides behind a metal door to take cover from an anti-aircraft turret. He does so to foreshadow just how terrible the anti-aircraft guns are in this game.
* Without even leaving the opening train station level in Isenstadt, Civvie is dropped from a scripted sequence into, that's right, a Sewer Level. And the Sewer Count is looking surprisingly fresher this year...and there's a reason for that.
--->'''Civvie:''' You know what? It's a new year, I think some things need to be updated. Katie, roll it out!\\
'''Sewer Count: 257'''\\
'''Civvie:''' [[OverflowError The old one wouldn't go over 256]], I don't know why.
* During the opening level, Civvie spits fire at the RegeneratingHealth mechanic so popular with modern military shooters of the time. All pretension of subtlety goes out the window:
--->'''Civvie:''' Also console stuff...the dreaded regenerating health. The cursed "[[CriticalAnnoyance your screen has some blood on it and turns red]] [[TakeCover until you hide for a few seconds]]" mechanic that I'd trade for a good old percentage any day of the week. At least give me a fucking bar to indicate where my health is on the HUD, but no, you'll only have the vaguest sense of your health for the rest of the game. Which is and will always be dumb bullshit. For those of you in the audience who prefer this mechanic, here you go: ''(cue graphic of a hand jingling keys while a baby laughs.)'' Fuck you.
* The game also introduces the obscure [=Kar98=] to Civvie's arsenal...and it turns out to be one of his favorites. Not just because of how versatile it is and its punchy sound design, but also how it causes some glorious RagdollPhysics laden death animations. Watch as Nazis go flying at its touch!
* While complaining about the awkward turret controls and the turrets' weakness in general, Civvie talks about how such battles woudl be more fun if someone was wiring his nervous system to respond to bad puns. Which it turns out, [=AX3=] very much was.
--->'''[=AX3=]:''' ''(wiring some sort of switch into Civvie's arm)'' [[AC:Please remain still until the procedure is complete.]]\\
'''Civvie:''' Is this just to save you some work later?\\
'''[=AX3=]:''' [[AC:I do not mind the work. Work is good. Work builds character.]]\\
'''Civvie:''' Okay, who programmed that bullshit into you?\\
'''[=AX3=]:''' [[AC:No one did. It is a remnant from your brain that I carry with me. I would prefer it wasn't there.]]\\
'''Civvie:''' Yeah, well, I got it from living in a dystopian nightmare society and look at me, I turned out alright, didn't I?\\
''{{Beat}}''\\
'''[=AX3=]:''' [[AC:Please remain still until the procedure is complete.]]
** Naturally [[BrickJoke this pays off when Civvie completes the farm level and blows up a secret Nazi lab.]]
--->'''Civvie:''' Yeah, good job Raven, that right there is an A+ set piece. And it looks like these Nazis...[[{{Pun}} bought the farm.]] ''([[LamePunReaction cue immediate test of his new implant.]])'' '''''HAARGH!'''''\\
'''[=AX3=]:''' [[AC:Pun detection system successful.]]\\
'''Civvie:''' ''FUCK!''
* Partway into the next level as Civvie starts regretting picking the game up again, Raven surprises him by implementing a setpiece where a cache of anti-gravity ammo is detonated causing everyone, Blazkowicz included, to float serenly into the air. It ties into the weird magical stuff the Thule society (a subsect of Nazis studying the occult [[AluminumChristmastrees that actually existed in real life]]) were playing around with. Which causes Civvie to examine the scale upon which Wolfenstein falls on: either Nazis with [[{{Ghostapo}} supernatural weirdness]] or [[StupidJetpackHitler science fiction wackiness.]] ''Spear of Destiny'' is at the former end with its Angel of Death final boss while the original ''Wolf 3D'' is on the sci-fi end with Mecha Hitler. ''Return'' was largely sci-fi apart from the plot to resurrect an ancient Germanic warlord, and ''2009'' with its blatant {{Ghostapo}} theme is largely on the supernatural side.
* The game's Black Market is run by the very greasy and weaselly Kriege brothers, Anton and Stefan. As one of their goons states, they're shameless war profiteers hoping the Second World War goes on for a long time, as business has very much boomed since the Nazis stormed in. Don't worry, one of them dies and pays dearly. Stefan in particular may outlive Anton, but for Civvie, he's still going to hell where its nothing but FIREBLU for days.
* Civvie also briefly throws shade at the game's outdated FOV issues and sprint head-bobbing, so he looks for a fix from the PC Gaming Wiki. Said wiki, normally neutral on mechanics, outright refers to the head-bobbing as "vomit-inducing."
* Right as Civvie is leaving the Black Market hideout, one of the [=NPCs=] decides to mouth off to Blazko:
--->'''Black Market agent:''' [[BullyingADragon You're lucky the brothers won't let me turn you in for that reward, Blazkowicz]].\\
'''Civvie:''' [[BadassBoast Bitch I blow up half the buildings I go into. I've killed more Nazis than the Tommy Gun. You rat on me, you're gonna be a grease fire nobody remembers.]]
* Just upstairs past that, Civvie finds a Kreisau Circle member being interrogated by a Nazi. Naturally, Civvie saves a life in the most Civvie of ways:
--->'''Nazi goon:''' [[TemptingFate When is the Kreisau Circle's next attack?]]\\
'''Civvie:''' Right now, bitch! ''(opens fire and blows the Nazi's head off.)''
* The subsequent sidequest to retrieve a codebook let's Civvie get a look at the death animation Nazis have when shot in the throat. And Civvie gets a second one right after nailing the first, WITHOUT Veil assistance.
--->'''Civvie:''' Exsanguination twinsies!
* Civvie gets a bit LiteralMinded while taking on the Heavy Troopers, this game's version of ''[=RTCW's=]'' Super Soldats:
--->'''Civvie:''' Except it's way easier because hey guess what, the mid-2000's is calling! ''(cue phone ringing, which Civvie answers)'' Ahoy-hoy? What's that? The Super Soldier has really obvious weak points that I can shoot to take it down so it actually takes less effort than killing one of the [[SquishyWizard Scribes?]] Wow, that's a little sad. I almost feel bad for them. ''(hangs up on the mid-2000's)''.
* Throughout the game the Nazis, as ever, tamper with supernatural stuff they think they can control without understanding a thing about them, which inevitably goes wrong. This game, its the Black Sun dimension. Given the Nazis are outright speedrunning "fuck around and find out", Civvie outright puts a timer on screen any time the Nazis start meddling with it. One officer who mans the hospital lab only lasts a pitiful six seconds before the scientist he callously sacrifices to the Black Sun returns as a monster and murks him, StarterVillain General Zetta lasts a fair bit longer but even the returning Wilhelm "Deathshead" Strasse doesn't last 15 seconds before his "mine the Black Sun for infinite hell energy" plan blows up in his face, and the treacherous Doctor Alexandrov only makes it to 41 seconds before Deathshead inevitably backstabs him and Hans Grosse blows his head off.
--->'''Civvie:''' The Nazis are fucking around, and I am an agent of finding out!
* The Raven's Nest bar level (because of course Raven Software would put their name in the game) introduces this game's version of iconic series boss Hans Grosse, in classic fashion:
--->'''Hans Grosse (2009)''': Guten tag!\\
'''Civvie:''' Oh my god, it's Hans Grosse!\\
'''Hans Grosse (1992)''': ''(pops up just over his 2009 self's shoulder)'' GUTEN TAG! ''(opens fire with his chainguns causing a classic Wolfenstein 3D redscreen death fadeout)''
* The farm level has Civvie rescue a guy that bears an odd resemblance to Creator/KurtVonnegut. Civvie runs into him a few more times throughout the game, too.
--->'''Civvie:''' Wait a minute, that's fucking Kurt Vonnegut again! He got captured twice? Actually no, counting Dresden, he got captured ''three times''! All I'm saying is that [[Creator/JRRTolkien Tolkien]] only got captured once!
* Said level had Nazis making weird leaping monster things, and the hospital mission after sees the introduction of Assassins, Black Sun-powered ninja Nazis with arm blades. Civvie can't help but laugh.
--->'''Patient:''' That creature stalking the hospital was created by the Nazis. They're making- [[KilledMidSentence AAAH!]] ''(cue Nazi assassin scampering off after doing the deed)''.\\
'''Civvie:'''...making what? Is this more weird occult shit? This game man, I swear the Nazis are doing new weird shit in every mission.
* Wouldn't be a Raven game unless every weapon was damn good. Civvie at one point mentions the Tesla gun as not really appealing to him...and is InstantlyProvenWrong when he uses it to wipe out and stunlock a group of Nazis before finishing off the stunned stragglers.
--->'''Civvie:''' Okay you know what? Forget what I said, all the weapons in this game are bangers.
* The next mission involving that codebook Civvie got is noteworthy for the fire axe weapon Civvie gets to play with. Naturally what follows is a montage of the axe being put to good use on Nazis, leading to either a glorious arterial spray at worst, or a beautiful full on decapitation at best. One Nazi even gets cut right in half, much to Civvie's silent but visible delight.
* The Cannery mission has yet another sewer segment and then makes up for it by giving Civvie the Flammenwerfer...which takes the VideoGameFlamethrowersSuck trope and shits on it thoroughly by having beautifully long range and instantly cooking Nazis into panicking thrashing messes.
--->'''Civvie:''' ''Oh, it's magnificent...''
* General Zetta greets BJ...who immediately opens fire on him. Granted it doesn't work as Zetta's using the same Black Sun magic powers Blazko's been using but still. Afterward though, Civvie points out that the solution is...to do the same thing with extra steps, as Zetta becomes a Black Sun monster shortly after.
* Midway through moving hideouts to downtown Isenstadt, Caroline Becker (the game's MissionControl ally who'd later return for ''New Order'') is kidnapped by the Nazis and moved to one of their castles (not the actual Castle Wolfenstein) and who else is waiting to give BJ and Civvie shit but Wilhelm "Deathshead" Strasse from ''Return to Castle Wolfenstein!'' Not even long after Zetta's death in the previous level.
--->'''Civvie:''' Oh my god, it hasn't even been a day and they sent him here to replace Zetta!
* Deathshead explains the Nazis' plans to use the Black Sun as an infinite energy source...which causes Civvie to have a nasty hit of deja vu.
--->'''Deathshead:''' Many had thought this device would tear the barrier between our dimension and the Black Sun. But we persevered, and now possess an inexhaustible source of power!\\
'''Civvie:''' Wait, no, STOP! Hold on a minute! You're doing the [[VideoGame/Doom2016 Argent Energy plan?!]] You're stealing energy from a Hell dimension?! Oh, okay, sure. ''(cue "fuck around and find out" timer)''. I thought you were smarter than this, Wilhelm.
* Sadly the cutscene ends with Hans shooting Caroline to (what appeared to be) death. Don't worry, she'll be back in ''New Order''...and looking 20 years older.
--->'''Civvie:''' Caroline is dead, though. Until the next game where she's not dead, and a completely different character. Because the Quake series continuity was way too tight and easy to understand. Really, Tim?! Bringing back the STROGG?!
* After fighting through the Zeppelin, the game's penultimate level, Civvie would show footage of the Black Sun caves after...except his footage got corrupted so we have to settle for a slideshow. Thankfully, the subsequent Black Sun open field boss fight with Hans Grosse did not lose footage. Mostly to show Hans saying goodbye to Blazko in the FMV...and then saying hello to him in-game for the sake of a MythologyGag.
--->'''Hans Grosse:''' ''(in cutscene)'' ''Auf wiedersehen'', Blazkowicz!\\
'''Hans Grosse:''' ''(immediately in game after)'' '''''GUTEN TAG, BLAZKOWICZ!'''''\\
'''Civvie:''' You fucking shitheel, you just said "goodbye" in the cutscene and "hello" in the gameplay. ''And you did it for the memes!''
* Sadly further footage of the boss fight was also corrupted...and what replacement footage Civvie shot was completely fucked anyway with a slideshow frame rate, like his PC also got sucked into the Black Sun dimension. But he still vanquishes Hans Grosse. Just without Grosse crying for his "mutti" this time.
* The game ends with Deathshead's zeppelin crashing into teh castle from earlier, the Thule medallion BJ's been using shorting out into a charred useless hunk of metal and BJ sending the OSA a mission report about the whole thing...while noting that he feels they'll run into Deathshead again in future. [[VideoGame/WolfensteinTheNewOrder Oh boy, do they! In a far more menacing form, no less!]] But that's a tale for another time. In the meantime, Civvie hopes that the 2023-2024 shakeups at Activision means a chance Raven can be freed from the COD mines...and regrets that Microsoft buying that company was one such solution to that problem.
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** ''Dark Forces'' has a sewer level (Anoat) that somehow outshits all over sewer levels Civvie's dealt with thus far, featuring darkened rooms, hard-as-nails Probe Droids, interrogator droids, that little remote that shoots Luke in the ass and incredibly persistent dianogas. How bad is it? It not only raised the Sewer Count by one, it [[BrokeTheRatingScale kept raising the damn count til it hit 137]], that's how bad it is. Only being able to jump through it prevents it from hitting 200.
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** ''Dark Forces'' has a sewer level (Anoat) that somehow outshits all over sewer levels Civvie's dealt with thus far, featuring darkened rooms, hard-as-nails Probe Droids, interrogator droids, that little remote that shoots Luke in the ass and incredibly persistent dianogas. How bad is it? It not only raised the Sewer Count by one, it [[BrokeTheRatingScale kept raising the damn count til it hit 137]], 137]] (helpfully punctuated with footage of [[Series/BreakingBad Hector Salamanca madly dinging his bell]]), that's how bad it is. Only being able to jump through it prevents it from hitting 200.
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'''Civvie''': WHY DID YOU SEND ME TO A DOUBLE-MURDER SOUTH-AFRICAN-MASK-CURSE HOUSE, JERRY!?\\
'''Civvie''': JERRY, YOU STUCK ME IN A CURSED MURDER HOUSE AND MADE A CROOKED REAL ESTATE DEAL ON IT!?
'''Civvie''': JERRY, YOU STUCK ME IN A CURSED MURDER HOUSE AND MADE A CROOKED REAL ESTATE DEAL ON IT!?
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JERRY!?''\\
'''Civvie''':JERRY, '''''JERRY, YOU STUCK ME IN A CURSED MURDER HOUSE AND MADE A CROOKED REAL ESTATE DEAL ON IT!?IT!?'''''
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-->'''Civvie:''' "What absolutely pisses me off is that [[ARareSentence the cum sewer has the best level design so far in this game]], because it ''has'' '''''level design'''''."
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-->'''Civvie:''' "What absolutely pisses me off is that [[ARareSentence the cum sewer has the best level design so far in this game]], because it ''has'' '''''level design'''''."
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** Naturally he has to head the whole two people off asking why he skipped ''Quake 3''. It's a multiplayer game, he's one man and a lot more people ask him about Quake 4 more because it involves Raven Software (hallowed be it's name) developing it rather than id. Why them and not id for ''Quake 4''? Because "Id couldn't ''count'' to 4.'' Also Doom being a somewhat lore driven series rather than Quake going all over the place from a sci-fi Ranger against Lovecraft monsters to fights with asshole aliens to a plotless deathmatch game to going back to the aliens. All this is Civvie's words, by the way.
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** Naturally he has to head the whole two people off asking why he skipped ''Quake 3''. It's a multiplayer game, he's one man and a lot more people ask him about Quake 4 more because it involves Raven Software (hallowed be it's name) developing it rather than id. Why them and not id for ''Quake 4''? Because "Id couldn't ''count'' to 4.'' Also Also, Doom being a somewhat lore driven lore-driven series rather than Quake going all over the place from a sci-fi Ranger against Lovecraft monsters to fights with asshole aliens to a plotless deathmatch game to going back to the aliens. All this is Civvie's words, by the way.
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'''Civvie:''' Yeah, that was hilarious. (cue [=H4MM3R=] tossing the Steam Deck to the ground, breaking it.) Man, ''COME ON!'' I had to wait like a YEAR for that! I was gonna learn how [[UsefulNotes/{{UNIX}} Linux]] works so I can be one of ''those'' assholes!\\
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'''Civvie:''' Yeah, that was hilarious. (cue [=H4MM3R=] tossing the Steam Deck to the ground, breaking it.) Man, ''COME ON!'' I had to wait like a YEAR for that! I was gonna learn how [[UsefulNotes/{{UNIX}} [[Platform/{{UNIX}} Linux]] works so I can be one of ''those'' assholes!\\
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* The fact the first console game Civvie ever covered on the show was for the UsefulNotes/VirtualBoy of all things.
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* The fact the first console game Civvie ever covered on the show was for the UsefulNotes/VirtualBoy Platform/VirtualBoy of all things.
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--->'''Devil!Carmack:''' That's right, John, get rid of them. ALL OF THEM! Then you will be free to realize your dreams of revolutionizing [[VideoGame/Doom3 3D graphics]], or rocketeering, or [[UsefulNotes/OculusRift virtual reality]] or even, ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE!
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--->'''Devil!Carmack:''' That's right, John, get rid of them. ALL OF THEM! Then you will be free to realize your dreams of revolutionizing [[VideoGame/Doom3 3D graphics]], or rocketeering, or [[UsefulNotes/OculusRift [[Platform/OculusRift virtual reality]] or even, ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE!
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** Civvie decides to play the game on his brand spanking new [[UsefulNotes/{{Steam}} Steam Deck!]] One that Father Gaben hand delivered to [REDACTED.] But then [=H4MM3R=] intervenes. He has the Steam Deck in his hand... and a bone to pick with Civvie from that stunt he pulled in the F.E.A.R episode.
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** Civvie decides to play the game on his brand spanking new [[UsefulNotes/{{Steam}} Steam Deck!]] Platform/{{Steam}} Deck! One that Father Gaben hand delivered to [REDACTED.] But then [=H4MM3R=] intervenes. He has the Steam Deck in his hand... and a bone to pick with Civvie from that stunt he pulled in the F.E.A.R episode.
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'''[=H4MM3R=]:''' (holding up one particular Deck) [[AC:I put a full [[UsefulNotes/GameBoyAdvance GBA ROM set]] in this one.]]\\
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'''[=H4MM3R=]:''' (holding up one particular Deck) [[AC:I put a full [[UsefulNotes/GameBoyAdvance [[Platform/GameBoyAdvance GBA ROM set]] in this one.]]\\
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** While bringing up the bit in Apprehension where the HECU jump Gordon, knock him out, strip him of his weapons and toss him in a trash compactor [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim instead of just blowing his head off]], Civvie quickly heads people off about to tell him about the ''Decay'' expansion from the UsefulNotes/PlayStation2 version.
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** While bringing up the bit in Apprehension where the HECU jump Gordon, knock him out, strip him of his weapons and toss him in a trash compactor [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim instead of just blowing his head off]], Civvie quickly heads people off about to tell him about the ''Decay'' expansion from the UsefulNotes/PlayStation2 Platform/PlayStation2 version.
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* The very first video Civvie does after the timeline is fixed by [=H4MM3R=] is, of all things, a console shooter, running contrary to Civvie's preference for PC shooters. Specifically the UsefulNotes/{{Playstation}} adaptation of ''Film/AlienResurrection''.
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* The very first video Civvie does after the timeline is fixed by [=H4MM3R=] is, of all things, a console shooter, running contrary to Civvie's preference for PC shooters. Specifically the UsefulNotes/{{Playstation}} Platform/{{Playstation}} adaptation of ''Film/AlienResurrection''.
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** Civvie decides to throw shade at an old, infamous review of the game by Gamespot, who bemoan the game's control scheme of the left analog stick moving the player around with left and right for strafing in those directions instead of turning like in previous shooters and the right stick being used to turn around and look up and down. If that sounds familiar, its the exact same twin stick control scheme adopted by every single console first person shooter since then. As an added bonus, the same review says players are better off waiting for a certain upcoming UsefulNotes/Playstation2 game called... ''VideoGame/AliensColonialMarines''.
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** Civvie decides to throw shade at an old, infamous review of the game by Gamespot, who bemoan the game's control scheme of the left analog stick moving the player around with left and right for strafing in those directions instead of turning like in previous shooters and the right stick being used to turn around and look up and down. If that sounds familiar, its the exact same twin stick control scheme adopted by every single console first person shooter since then. As an added bonus, the same review says players are better off waiting for a certain upcoming UsefulNotes/Playstation2 Platform/Playstation2 game called... ''VideoGame/AliensColonialMarines''.
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* Nightdive does it once again with their 2022 remaster of ''VideoGame/PowerSlave'', so Civvie is naturally not far behind. Also special to this video is that it's a double bill: he'll be doing both the remaster (which uses the much-beloved UsefulNotes/SegaSaturn[=/=]UsefulNotes/PlayStation versions as it's base) and the rather... decently reviewed but largely overlooked Build Engine original (which plays more like a traditional linear boomer shooter compared to its console cousin.)
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* Nightdive does it once again with their 2022 remaster of ''VideoGame/PowerSlave'', so Civvie is naturally not far behind. Also special to this video is that it's a double bill: he'll be doing both the remaster (which uses the much-beloved UsefulNotes/SegaSaturn[=/=]UsefulNotes/PlayStation Platform/SegaSaturn[=/=]Platform/PlayStation versions as it's its base) and the rather... decently reviewed but largely overlooked Build Engine original (which plays more like a traditional linear boomer shooter compared to its console cousin.)
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!!VideoGame/Geist - Meat Suit Riot
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* In Chapter 7, Civvie meets the centipede boss again, except that since its old shell got destroyed, it covered itself with random debris as a replacement. The boss attacks by rolling. Naturally, Civvie decides to play [[VideoGame/KatamariDamacy appropriate music]] during the fight.
* In Chapter 7, Civvie meets the centipede boss again, except that since its old shell got destroyed, it covered itself with random debris as a replacement. The boss attacks by rolling. Naturally, Civvie decides to play [[VideoGame/KatamariDamacy appropriate music]] during the fight.
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Since the new database update seems to have fixed the issue with the AC markup, I'm restoring it for the robots' dialogue. All is well.
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--->'''[=AX3=]''': ''What's that noise? Is there a fire?''\\
'''[=H4MM3R=]''': ''Yeah, the show's going down in flames. Let's get out of here!''\\
'''Both robots:''' ''Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!''\\
'''[=H4MM3R=]''': ''Yeah, the show's going down in flames. Let's get out of here!''\\
'''Both robots:''' ''Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!''\\
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--->'''[=AX3=]''': ''What's [[AC:What's that noise? Is there a fire?''\\
fire?]]\\
'''[=H4MM3R=]''':''Yeah, [[AC:Yeah, the show's going down in flames. Let's get out of here!''\\
here!]]\\
'''Both robots:'''''Ho [[AC:Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!''\\ho!]]\\
'''[=H4MM3R=]''':
'''Both robots:'''
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'''[=H4MM3R=]''': ''This is a boomer-ass reference, Civvie.''
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'''[=H4MM3R=]''': ''This [[AC:This is a boomer-ass reference, Civvie.'']]\\
'''Civvie:''' ...shut up.
'''Civvie:''' ...shut up.
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--->'''[=AX3=]:''' ''CV-11. Prepare for incoming gift.''\\
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--->'''[=AX3=]:''' ''CV-11.[[AC:CV-11. Prepare for incoming gift.''\\]]\\
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'''[=H4MM3R=]''': ''[[WhatTheHellHero What the fuck, Civvie?!]]''\\
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'''[=H4MM3R=]''': ''[[WhatTheHellHero [[AC:[[WhatTheHellHero What the fuck, Civvie?!]]''\\Civvie?!]]]]''\\
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'''[=H4MM3R=]:''' ''We will stop you, and Earth will be free of your dark tyranny!''\\
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'''[=H4MM3R=]:''' ''We [[AC:We will stop you, and Earth will be free of your dark tyranny!''\\tyranny!]]\\
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** Civvie decides to play the game on his brand spanking new [[UsefulNotes/{{Steam}} Steam Deck!]] One that Father Gaben hand delivered to [REDACTED.] But then [=H4MM3R=] intervenes. He has the Steam Deck in his hand... and a bone to pick with Civvie.
--->'''[=H4MM3R=]:''' ''Do you remember, Civvie? [[CallBack Do you remember the blood?]]''\\
--->'''[=H4MM3R=]:''' ''Do you remember, Civvie? [[CallBack Do you remember the blood?]]''\\
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** Civvie decides to play the game on his brand spanking new [[UsefulNotes/{{Steam}} Steam Deck!]] One that Father Gaben hand delivered to [REDACTED.] But then [=H4MM3R=] intervenes. He has the Steam Deck in his hand... and a bone to pick with Civvie.
Civvie from that stunt he pulled in the F.E.A.R episode.
--->'''[=H4MM3R=]:'''''Do [[AC:Do you remember, Civvie? [[CallBack Do you remember the blood?]]''\\blood?]]]]\\
--->'''[=H4MM3R=]:'''
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'''[=H4MM3R=]:''' ''You're already an asshole.''\\
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'''[=H4MM3R=]:''' ''You're [[AC:You're already an asshole.''\\]]\\
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'''[=H4MM3R=]:''' ''I reserved DOZENS of these, Civvie.''\\
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'''[=H4MM3R=]:''' ''I [[AC:I reserved DOZENS of these, Civvie.''\\]]\\
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'''[=H4MM3R=]:''' ''This is taxpayer money.'' (tosses another one.) ''Hey, Civvie.''\\
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'''[=H4MM3R=]:''' ''This [[AC:This is taxpayer money.'' ]] (tosses another one.) ''Hey, [[AC:Hey, Civvie.''\\]]\\
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'''[=H4MM3R=]:''' (holding up one particular Deck) ''I put a full [[UsefulNotes/GameBoyAdvance GBA ROM set]] in this one.''\\
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'''[=H4MM3R=]:''' (holding up one particular Deck) ''I [[AC:I put a full [[UsefulNotes/GameBoyAdvance GBA ROM set]] in this one.''\\]]\\
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'''[=H4MM3R=]:''' ''Yeah''.\\
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'''[=H4MM3R=]:''' ''Yeah''.[[AC:Yeah]].\\
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'''[=H4MM3R=]:''' ''Uh huh.''\\
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'''[=H4MM3R=]:''' ''Uh [[AC:Uh huh.''\\]]\\
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'''[=H4MM3R=]:''' ''Yeah.'' (and away it goes.)\\
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'''[=H4MM3R=]:''' ''Yeah.'' [[AC:Yeah.]] (and away it goes.)\\
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'''[=AX3=]''': ''Medical technicians to Level 105. Another inmate has Blum'd.''\\
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'''[=AX3=]''': ''Medical [[AC:Medical technicians to Level 105. Another inmate has Blum'd.''\\]]\\
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'''[=AX3=]:''' You would like to volunteer for an electric shock?\\
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'''[=AX3=]:''' You [[AC:You would like to volunteer for an electric shock?\\shock?]]\\
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'''[=H4MMER=]:''' Boy, what kind of show do you think you do?\\
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'''[=H4MMER=]:''' Boy, [[AC:Boy, what kind of show do you think you do?\\do?]]\\
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'''[=H4MMER=]:''' Shut up content monkey.\\
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'''[=H4MMER=]:''' Shut [[AC:Shut up content monkey.\\
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---->'''[=AX3=]:''' Actionable [[AC:Actionable pun detected.]]
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---->'''[=H4MM3R=]:''' Fuck you Civvie! You're only profitable because of the demon!
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---->'''[=H4MM3R=]:''' Fuck [[AC:Fuck you Civvie! You're only profitable because of the demon!demon!]]
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---->'''[=H4MM3R=]:''' I should've killed you years ago!
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---->'''[=H4MM3R=]:''' I [[AC:I should've killed you years ago!ago!]]
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--->'''[=AX3=]''': ''What is the time, CV-11?''\\
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--->'''[=AX3=]''': ''What [[AC:What is the time, CV-11?''\\CV-11?]]\\
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--->'''[=H4MM3R=]''': ''Maybe you shouldn't read from [[Franchise/EvilDead Necronomicons]], asshole.''
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--->'''[=H4MM3R=]''': ''Maybe [[AC:Maybe you shouldn't read from [[Franchise/EvilDead Necronomicons]], asshole.'']]
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--->'''[=AX3=]:''' ''CV-11, please do not anger the copyright holders.''\\
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--->'''[=AX3=]:''' ''CV-11, [[AC:CV-11, please do not anger the copyright holders.''\\]]\\
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'''[=AX3=]:''' ''The area looks like a sewer.''\\
'''[=H4MM3R=]:''' ''That's a sewer.'' (count goes up.)\\
'''[=H4MM3R=]:''' ''That's a sewer.'' (count goes up.)\\
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'''[=AX3=]:''' ''The [[AC:The area looks like a sewer.''\\
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'''[=H4MM3R=]:'''''That's [[AC:That's a sewer.'' ]] (count goes up.)\\
'''[=H4MM3R=]:'''
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'''[=AX3=]:''' ''They're called "dissociative episodes," CV-11.''\\
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'''[=AX3=]:''' ''They're [[AC:They're called "dissociative episodes," CV-11.''\\]]\\
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'''[=H4MM3R=]:''' ''You're not supposed to talk about that, Civvie.''\\
'''[=AX3=]:''' ''The administrator has drafted a memo about metahumor used in videos''.\\
'''[=AX3=]:''' ''The administrator has drafted a memo about metahumor used in videos''.\\
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'''[=H4MM3R=]:''' ''You're [[AC:You're not supposed to talk about that, Civvie.''\\
]]\\
'''[=AX3=]:'''''The [[AC:The administrator has drafted a memo about metahumor used in videos''.videos]].\\
'''[=AX3=]:'''
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'''[=AX3=]:''' ''CV-18 has started an informational cooking show.''\\
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'''[=AX3=]:''' ''CV-18 [[AC:CV-18 has started an informational cooking show.''\\]]\\
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** Civvie describes Randy, his age-old nemesis, as "Randal S. Pitchford II, named after a mythical creature said to inhabit underground grease dumps in Amarillo, Texas." It turns out when he founded Gearbox, Randy pulled in a bunch of guys from the late Rebel Boat Rocker, a company famed for making nothing and having their funding cut by EA, while working on an ambitious project called ''Prax War 2018'' which [[TroubledProduction was taking]] [[JustForPun forever]] and was making no progress. At least ''Prax War'' was mercy killed, right [[VideoGame/DukeNukemForever Duke?]]
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** Civvie describes Randy, his age-old nemesis, as "Randal S. Pitchford II, named after a mythical creature said to inhabit underground grease dumps in Amarillo, Texas." It turns out when he founded Gearbox, Randy pulled in a bunch of guys from the late Rebel Boat Rocker, a company famed for making nothing and having their funding cut by EA, while working on an ambitious project called ''Prax War 2018'' which [[TroubledProduction was taking]] [[JustForPun taking forever]] and was making no progress. At least ''Prax War'' was mercy killed, right [[VideoGame/DukeNukemForever Duke?]]
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* Civvie explains how he bought the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. collection (a sale on Steam), and how he'd planned to do a video on them at some point after he'd finished his Thief 2 videos. Then June happened, which didn't used to be Civvie's least favorite month...
-->'''Civvie''': (Whaling on the Boom Shoot Tube with a metal pipe, breaking it into pieces as "Still" by the Geto Boys plays)
-->'''Civvie''': (Whaling on the Boom Shoot Tube with a metal pipe, breaking it into pieces as "Still" by the Geto Boys plays)
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--->'''Civvie:''' It's a Godsend. The game might be unplayable without it. It fucks up ''everything''. It's my weapon of choice against hellhounds, stone gargoyles, flesh gargoyles, debt collectors, people who tell me to watch Aaron Sorkin shows, small vermin, the elderly, sexual predators, [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs elderly sexual predators]], [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and loved ones that I buried in the pet cemetary]].
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--->'''Civvie:''' It's a Godsend. The game might be unplayable without it. It fucks up ''everything''. It's my weapon of choice against hellhounds, stone gargoyles, flesh gargoyles, debt collectors, people who tell me to watch Aaron Sorkin shows, small vermin, the elderly, sexual predators, [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs elderly sexual predators]], [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and loved ones that I buried in the pet cemetary]].sematary]].
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--->'''[=H4MM3R=]''': ''Maybe you shouldn't read from [[Film/EvilDead Necronomicons]], asshole.''
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--->'''[=H4MM3R=]''': ''Maybe you shouldn't read from [[Film/EvilDead [[Franchise/EvilDead Necronomicons]], asshole.''
