History Funny / ChuggaaconroyKirbysEpicYarn

** This [[IncrediblyLamePun gem]] of commentary from Chugga after trying to give one of his goofy voice overs to Carrie:

--->'''Chugga:''' Alright, I think I've decorated my apartment in a way that is very me. See, it's a [[DemonicSpiders Scarfy]] [[DartboardOfHate on the target of my dartboard]] and he's also [[KillItWithFire being tortured by fire underneath him]] [[UpToEleven whilst being scared by the face of the haunted manor]] and then, to make matters worse for him, [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill there's a helicopter right next to him that's about to fire at him being in the center of the dartboard.]]

* Being excited over the multitude of fabric-related puns available.
* The [[GratuitousItalian voice]] he does for Dom Woole.
--> '''Emile:''' I've always wanted to own an Italian...and owning an Italian's apartment is a good first step!
* His [[{{Squee}} squealing]] when he sees two Waddle Dees sleeping next to each other under a heart made of gems.
* In episode one, Chugga reveals that the game was originally was going to be done by the ''LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys'', but was scrapped. Why? Because Chugga states that it was rejected because "[[VitriolicBestBuds they couldn't kill each other]]".[[note]]Actually, they didn't choose it because it didn't work with two people.[[/note]]
* In Episode 2, Chugga lets out a jab at himself:
-->'''Emile:''' Me, reuse jokes? Never! *under his breath in a goofy voice* [[VideoGame/{{Pikmin}} He's a trooper...]]
* His excitement (which later turns to disappointment) over meeting Dom Woole's brothers.
-->'''Emile:''' I bet one's gonna be green and the other yellow....and there'll be an awkward purple one that doesn't quite fit in who owns a [[ShoutOut bridal boutique....]]
* When he gets the [[UnfortunateImplications Outdoor Bath]].
-->'''Emile:''' I can just imagine the narrator being like, (calm and soothing voice) Kirby gave the outdoor bath to a girl he thought was very special, and for ''all'' the wrong reasons. Okay, okay, I won't ruin that adorable narrator for you -- what, er -- ''adorable'' narrator? What the heck am I saying?
* His "Scarfy rant" culminates in this:
--> '''Chuggaaconroy:''' Scarfies are NightmareFuel. Seeing just something so cute and just being like ''aww, it's so cute, lemme see what power it gives me, aww, I just wanna hug it and pinch its cheeks and -- [[JumpScare DAAAAH!]]'' Like, that's pretty much everyone's reaction any person has playing Kirby for the first time. Yes, even the boys.
* Chugga's story of how a girl named Shelby in his middle school wore over-sized shoes. When a drug bust happened at the school, it turned out she was the ringleader of a drug ring and had kept the drugs in the massive shoes.
* Him noting that [[ShiftingSandLand Shifting Sand Lands]] tend to be the second worlds in games, but can only think of a few examples... followed by him making a long list of games that applies to.
* This moment in Melody Town, the music-themed land:
-->'''Chugga:''' If this level hasn't won you over, this is gonna win you over. *''Promptly falls down a pit''*
* The above incident cost Chugga a large amount of his gems when he was dragged out of the pit. As soon as he landed, he jumped to another platform and got speared by an enemy, causing him to lose more of his gems, and then fall straight into another pit, losing even more of them. The result: Chugga's gushing over how Melody Land was his favorite level quickly turned into worry that this would be the first time that he ever missed a gold rank on a mission.
-->'''Chugga:''' Am I seriously gonna miss getting a gold rank for the first time on my favorite level? Is the universe really gonna be that cruel? Really? Oh my god, if I miss getting a gold rank for the first time, and on my favorite level... Ah, god... The universe could be that cruel, I know it can be, but I'm just gonna hope it's not... I'm gonna hope that it just-Could the world really be that unoriginal? Could the world really be that cruel? *trails off onto a different topic entirely*
* The paranoia from thinking he wouldn't get gold rank caused him to freak out over every single gem he missed. When he got the 5-star patch for the level, he mentions how getting five stars on the goal game can give you enough gems to go up a rank. Soon after this, he gets silver rank, but he completely ignores it to avoid {{tempting fate}}.
-->'''Chugga:''' You know, the 5-star patch will typically get you just enough gems to get one additional rank, so if you have exactly a silver rank and you get that, it will make it so that you now have exactly a gold rank... So, if I can at least get to a silver rank and I can get the five stars, then I will not have to have this be the first level where I miss. *gets a silver rank* And I'm not gonna say "Okay, good, I can do it now" because you know what's gonna happen. I'm gonna say that, and then I'm gonna go plummeting off of a cliff. So no, I refuse to jinx it! I do not want this to be the first level where I screw up! I wanna do great at this, damn it!
* After all that worrying, he manages to get his gold rank without even needing the patch. He tries to get five stars as usual anyway, but... [[spoiler:Three stars]].
* In episode 9, he mentions that he's been talking about Sonic a lot "in this world" (Treat Land). Cue a clip of Sonic falling through the floor in [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 Sonic '06]], [[StealthPun set to the song "His World".]]
* He tries to show us the boss door for the level after unlocking it, only to accidentally go offscreen and get warped back to Hot Land. Naturally, he tries to play it off as intentional by pointing out that the level looks like one big magic carpet.
* Episode 10 contains this [[IncrediblyLamePun gem]] of commentary from Chugga after trying to give one of his goofy voice overs to Carrie:
--> My videos can only handle 7 annoying irritating grating voices at a time. I count as one of them, Dom Woole's brothers count as two, and Dom Woole himself counts as five, so we're already over budget on the annoying voices so this character doesn't get one!
* At the end of episode 10, he decorates his apartment using some items found in Treat Land. The result?
-->'''Chugga:''' Kneel before the robot overlords! ...cause they have cookies!
* In Episode 11, [[ItMakesSenseInContext Kirby killing a ghost by sitting on it]] causes Chugga to off on a tangent about [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext "killing ghosts by sitting on them" being its own genre and how the next gaming generation should be defined by "sitting on ghosts" games]]. After a {{Beat}}, Chugga exclaims [[LampshadeHanging "I am a WEIRD guy!"]]
* The second time he remodels the apartment...
-->'''Chugga:''' I've decorated my apartment in a way that's very me. See, it's a [[DemonicSpiders Scarfy]] [[DartboardOfHate on the target of my dartboard]] and he's also [[KillItWithFire being tortured by fire underneath him]] [[UpToEleven whilst being scared by the face of the haunted manor]] and then, to make matters worse for him, [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill there's a helicopter right next to him that's about to fire at him being in the center of the dartboard.]]
* After beating Capamari, Emile squeals once again because of Kirby's and Prince Fluff's ending dance.
* In the cutscene afterwards when Dedede is captured by Yin-Yarn's Waddle Dees, the narrator says,
-->'''Narrator:''' And in no time, they had King Dedede wrapped up like a birthday present.
--> '''Chugga:''' ...kinky.
* In episode 15, Chugga has a rather impressive run of an ice level with no hits or anything, until the Let's Play Curse kicks in and gets him caught in a cotton snow ball and off a ledge.
-->'''Chugga:''' (upon being caught) Ohnononononono! (whines) Oh, no! (Angie picks him up) [[LargeHam No!]] [[BigNo No!]] [[RuleOfThree No!]]
** He manages to repeat this in episode 16.
-->'''Chugga:''' No! No! No! Angie! Oh, Angie, no! No, no, no! I had my gold rank, I had the [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants peanut, I had the Patrick]].
* The start of Episode 16 has Chugga saying this level contains a new transformation. It looks just like Surfer Kirby at first, but Chugga tells us to bear with him.
-->'''Chugga:''' [[TemptingFate Have I ever steered you wrong before?]]
-->''[Cut to Submarine Kirby in an earlier episode]'' '''Chugga:''' [[AccidentalMisnaming Tadpole]]
-->'''Chugga:''' Besides that.
-->''[Cut back to the Emerald Let's Play]'' '''Chugga:''' But what do I know, I can't even spell Beautifly right.
-->'''Chugga:''' Besides that. Okay, I just need to stop here because I'm losing.
* "Make a video response of you turning into a sled faster than Kirby". Sadly the joke is ruined now due to Youtube removing video responses, but searching for "turning into a sled faster than Kirby" shows that several people ''did'' take Chugga up on his challenge.
* Chugga's reaction to the "Mind if I sock it to ya?" pun Yin-Yarn makes.
* At the end of episode 21, Chugga has finished all the levels in Patch Land and is set to go to Dream Land in the next video.
-->'''Chugga:''' Next time on Kirby's Epic Yarn...it's time for ''VideoGame/KirbysReturnToDreamLand''!
-->*Kirby makes a face at that and falls asleep with perfect timing*
-->'''Chugga:''' And my puns are not that boring, Kirby!
* Chugga finds Dedede's Robe.
-->'''Chugga:''' Dedede's Robe? Oh my god, he's naked somewhere! [[BrainBleach My God, Dedede naked, it burns! The mental images! Okay, just think it doesn't get any worse than King Dedede naked for mental images. Okay, aside from maybe Doctor Eggman. NOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO! Cannot be unthought!]]
* LetsPlay/ProtonJon plays as Prince Fluff for the multiplayer.
-->'''Jon:''' One of the main things that you can mess with people is to pick them up.
-->'''Chugga:''' I thought I was going to be behind you and do stuff.
-->'''Jon:''' Of course not, I'm player two and... [[HoYay um]].
-->'''Chugga:''' What? What?
-->'''Jon:''' It's funny cause I can't say the same jokes as I can on LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys.
-->'''Chugga:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What do you mean you can't make the same jokes?]]
-->'''Jon:''' I'm-I'm sorry, kids.
* Reactions to the co-op Tankbot.
-->'''Jon:''' Spinning around in circles!
-->'''Chugga:''' [[CallBack SPINNING IN CIRCLES!]]
-->'''Jon:''' That actually looks very effective. Is that the new [[CallBack Bowser's Arms]]?

* In Episode 11, [[ItMakesSenseInContext Kirby killing a ghost by sitting on it]] causes Chugga to off on a tangent about [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext "killing ghosts by sitting on them" being its own genre and how the next gaming generation should be defined by "sitting on ghosts" games]]. After a {{Beat}}, Chugga exclaims [[LampshadeHanging "I am a WEIRD person!"]]

-->'''Emile:''' I bet one's gonna be green and the other yellow....and there'll be an awkward purple one that doesn't quite fit in who owns a [[ShoutOut bridal botique....]]

-->'''Emile:''' I can just imagine the narrator being like, (calm and soothing voice) Kirby gave the outdoor bath to a girl he thought was very special, and for ''all'' the wrong reasons. Okay, okay, I won't ruin that adorable narrator for you-what, er-''adorable'' narrator? What the heck am I saying?

--> '''Chuggaaconroy:''' Scarfies are NightmareFuel. Seeing just something so cute and just being like ''aww, it's so cute, lemme see what power it gives me, aww, I just wanna hug it and pinch its cheeks and-DAAAAH!'' Like, that's pretty much everyone's reaction any person has playing Kirby for the first time. Yes, even the boys.

* The paranoia from thinking he wouldn't get gold rank caused him to freak out over every single gem he missed. When he got the 5-star patch for the level, he mentions how getting five stars on the goal game can give you enough gems to go up a rank. Soon after this, he gets silver rank, but he completely ignores it to avoid tempting fate.

--> '''Chugga:'''...kinky.

* In episode 9, he mentions that he's been talking about Sonic a lot "in this world" (Treat Land). Cue a clip of Sonic glitching through the floor in [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 Sonic '06]], [[StealthPun set to the song "His World".]]

-->'''Chugga:''' Dedede's Robe? Oh my god, he's naked somewhere! My God, Dedede naked, it burns! The mental images! Okay, just think it doesn't get any worse than King Dedede naked for mental images. Okay, aside from maybe Doctor Eggman. NOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO! Cannot be unthought!

-->'''Chugga:''' Next time on Kirby's Epic Yarn...it's time for ''KirbysReturnToDreamLand''!