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* Occasionally, when grabbing ECHO recordings, [=FLAK=] will pause to look at it (perhaps to consider the filth it was surrounded by), then inexpliclably blow into the contact end before slotting it into their ECHO, exactly like a kid with a touchy game cartridge. Doubly funny because they have no obvious means to produce an air stream in that fashion.
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--> '''Ava''': Today, we're talking to Clay. He's a smuggler, quick with a pistol. We don't know what's under those goggles, but this supernatural reporter suspects is a mischievous glint...\\

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--> ---> '''Ava''': Today, we're talking to Clay. He's a smuggler, quick with a pistol. We don't know what's under those goggles, but this supernatural reporter suspects is a mischievous glint...\\



--->'''Ava''': ''(suave)'' This is it! Will the ghost murderer reveal their supernatural powers...?\\

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--->'''Ava''': -->'''Ava''': ''(suave)'' This is it! Will the ghost murderer reveal their supernatural powers...?\\
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-->'''Ava''': This is it! Will the ghost murderer reveal their supernatural powers...?\\
'''Ghost Murderer in question''': (''Runs in the path of a subway train'')\\
'''Ava''': ...Or... will they get turned into spaghetti sauce by a subway car?

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-->'''Ava''': --->'''Ava''': ''(suave)'' This is it! Will the ghost murderer reveal their supernatural powers...?\\
'''Ghost Murderer ''"Ghost" murderer in question''': (''Runs question runs in the path of a subway train'')\\
'''Ava''': ...Or...
train and becomes chunky salsa after being run by a subway train.''\\
'''Ava''': ''(nonplussed)'' ... or...
will they get turned into spaghetti sauce by a subway car?

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(Dying) "WHYYY?!... oh right all that I did... MY BAD!"

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(Dying) "WHYYY?!... oh right all that I did... MY BAD!"BAD!"\\
(Dying) "I would have preferred a thank you!"



"Do you have time to hear about our lords and saviors Twin Gods?"\\



(Dying) "I would have preferred a thank you!"\\
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(Spotting Amara) "They must call you Sirens because you ''never'' shut up!!"\\

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(Spotting Amara) "They must call you Sirens because you ''never'' '''''never''''' shut up!!"\\



(Dying) "WHYYY?... oh right all that bad I did... MY BAD!"

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(Dying) "WHYYY?... "WHYYY?!... oh right all that bad I did... MY BAD!"

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"Between you and us, that thing that killed you was a total dick. Please disregard this message if you committed suicide."\\



"If you experience persistent dread, chills, or clawing whispers at the edge of sleep, you may have brought something back. If this is the case, it is imperative that you stop everything and destroy the souless monster."\\


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"Hyperion Helpdesk recommends: shoot more and miss less!"\\


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"If you experience persistent dread, chills, or clawing whispers at the edge of sleep, you may have brought something back. If this is the case, it is imperative that you stop everything and destroy the souless monster."\\
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"Get that loser! I-I mean, for Gythian!"\\

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"Get "Can't wait to put that loser! loser down! I-I mean, for Gythian!"\\
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(Throwing grenade) "Chew on this, dusthumper!"\\
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"Oh hey, somebody get a mop, this is gon' to be ''messy!''"\\
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"I shoot-- therefore I am!"\\
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"Always gotta reload when I got a clear shot!"

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"Always gotta reload when I got a clear shot!"shot!"\\
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"Always gotta reload when I got a clear shot!"
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"Five... four... ''(rapidly)'' three-two-one-'''DRAW!'''\\

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"Five... four... ''(rapidly)'' three-two-one-'''DRAW!'''\\three-two-one-'''DRAW!'''"\\
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"Five... four... ''(rapidly)'' three-two-one-'''DRAW!'''\\
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(Dying) "I went the way I lived: disappointing..."\\

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(Dying) "I went the way I lived: disappointing...disappointed..."\\
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(Throwing grenade) "Boom, [[GratuitousJapanese baka...]] boom!"

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(Throwing grenade) "Boom, [[GratuitousJapanese baka...]] boom!"boom!"\\
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(Throwing grenade) "Boom, [[GratuitousJapanese baka...]] boom!"
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(Dying) "In another life we could've been pals... or I could've killed you..."\\

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(Dying) "In another life we could've been pals... or at least I could've killed you..."\\
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"Do you even lift that lead pusher you're carrying?"\\
"Gonna kill you proper, you know, like a real gentleman!"\\
"You're short. Good! It means digging less!"\\
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(Dying) [["GratuitousJapanese Chotto matte..."]]\\

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(Dying) [["GratuitousJapanese "[[GratuitousJapanese Chotto matte..."]]\\]]"\\
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"Say something funny before you die, alright?!"

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"Say something funny before you die, alright?!"alright?!"\\

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(Spotting Zane) "Your time's up, [[GratuitousJapanese ojiisan!]]"

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(Spotting Zane) "Your time's up, [[GratuitousJapanese ojiisan!]]"ojiisan!]]"\\


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(Dying) "I might have just enough breath for a tragic monologue before I--" ''[dies]''\\


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(Dying) "I went the way I lived: disappointing..."\\
(Dying) "On my grave... say I said something clever..."\\


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(Dying) [["GratuitousJapanese Chotto matte..."]]\\
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"Bring it on you [[GratuitousJapanese baka]] bastard!"\\
"Say something funny before you die, alright?!"
(Spotting Zane) "Your time's up, [[GratuitousJapanese ojiisan!]]"


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(Dying) "Guess this is my [[GratuitousJapanese sayonara...]]"\\
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(Teleporting) "Made you look!"\\

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