History Funny / BanjoTooie

* When you get the secret unlockable attack, Breegull Bash, it involves grabbing Kazooie out of the backpack and [[GrievousHarmWithABody BEATING ENEMIES WITH HER]]. Every player first laughs, then feels terrible... [[CrossesTheLineTwice then laughs some more.]]
** Becomes even funnier and doubles as HilariousInHindsight when that same move is used as the pair's forward smash attack in ''Smash Bros. Ultimate''.

-->'''Jolly:''' [[WhatTheHellPlayer Well, really! That was a brand new door - have you any idea how much they cost these days?]]

-->'''Banjo''': Hey, Kazooie, there doesn't appear to be anyone in here.\\

* On a meta level, the fact that Grunty drops her RhymesOnADime mode of speech implies that she's rhyming voluntarily, which means she's become so fed up with her situation come the sequel that she outright gives up on the whole "funny witch" thing. Well, there's also the fact that Mingella and Blobbelda are fed up with the rhyming and tell her to stop.

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[[caption-width-right:350:''[[Music/{{Brentalfloss}} Now we might play chess on your carcass,\\
or soccer with your head!]]'']]

'''[[MetaGuy Kazooie]]:''' Oh yes there is. The music's changed. Every time that happens, we always end up in a fight...

'''Grunty:''' Err...um, no. [[BlatantLies Of course not.]] But [[ImmediateSelfContradiction don't you go telling anyone]] or I'll sue you...\\

-->'''Grunty:''' You'll wish you'd never taken on the mighty Gruntilda Winkybunion!\|

* This quote by Gruntilda when she turns on the toxic gas function of the Hag 1, which suggests that she smelled some sorts of toxic gases previously. Makes sense, now that she's [[DemBones nothing but bones and eyes]].

-->'''Grunty:''' You'll wish you'd never taken on the mighty Gruntilda Winkybunion!

-->'''Banjo''': Hey, Kazooie, there doesn't appear to be anyone in here.

--> '''Canary Mary:''' Oh, thank goodness! Here, you can have this. It's been wedged under my...
--> '''Kazooie:''' NO! I don't want to know where it's been![[note]] We never ''do'' find out if it was also wedged under her wing, or... [[FreudWasRight somewhere]] [[AssShove else.]][[/note]]
* Kazooie is a never-ending stream of this in this game, due mostly to her role as the [[MetaGuy Meta Girl]] and having her DeadpanSnarker tendencies increased by several orders of magnitude. Consider her exchanges with Salty Joe in Witchyworld.
--> '''Joe:''' Looks like I'm outta fries. I'd better whip up some more.\\
'''Kazooie:''' Yeah, you should prepare for the impending rush.\\
'''Joe:''' Why, you cheeky little...
* Then there's Lord Woo Fak Fak's pre battle dialogue:
-->'''Lord Woo Fak Fak:''' You were going to steal my Jiggy and drain my home, leaving me to flap pathetically around on the bottom until I shriveled up and died. Weren't you?
-->'''Kazooie:''' [[BrutalHonesty Something like that.]]
** You can actually talk to the dead Lord Woo after you defeat him.
** The fact that the boss's name is Lord Woo Fak Fak. He was named after Rare engineer, Paul Machacek, for his constant profanity upon finding a bug in the system. Some even believe that the only reason Lord Woo Fak Fak's boss theme was included in ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosUltimate'' was solely to have his name in the game.
* In Mayahem Temple, when you retrieve the {{MacGuffin}} for Chief Bloatazin, he's about to cuss when Banjo interrupts him with, "This is a family game!"
* When you get the secret unlockable attack that involves grabbing Kazooie out of the backpack and [[GrievousHarmWithABody BEATING ENEMIES WITH HER.]] Every player first laughs, then feels terrible... [[CrossesTheLineTwice then laughs some more.]]

* Gruntilda's full name. Could count as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome for Banjo, as it's one of the [[AccidentalPun rare]] times [[NiceGuy he]] of all characters snarks like Kazooie.
-->'''Grunty:''' You'll wish you'd never taken on the mighty Gruntilda Winkybunion!
-->'''Kazooie:''' Winkybunion? Is that your last name then?
-->'''Grunty:''' Err...um, no. [[BlatantLies Of course not]]. But don't you go telling anyone or I'll sue you...
-->'''Banjo:''' Whatever you say, Winky!

* In the beginning of the game, Bottles is killed when Gruntilda blasts Banjo's house during a poker game. (He didn't evacuate because [[CryingWolf he thought the whole 'Grunty's back!' thing was just a distraction]].) When Banjo and Kazooie meet Jamjars and tell the sarge about his brother's untimely demise, Jamjars asks if Bottles went down fighting.
-->'''Banjo:''' Playing cards, actually.
-->'''Jamjars:''' Typical.
* When Mumbo brings the alien parent on Hailfire Peaks back to life, the alien asks for help in finding his children, promising gifts in exchange for help. Mumbo has this to say:
-->'''Mumbo:''' Mumbo like gifts! But not tacky alien merchandise!
* The scene where the alien parent falls out of the ship is also pretty funny, in a BlackComedy sort of way.
-->'''Alien Parent:''' Urrgmph! Never mind, I'm okay!... Wait a minute... No, I'm not... I'm... dead...
* You can drive the submarine inside the giant fish in Jolly Roger's Lagoon. That's right: you can transform into a submarine, get eaten by a fish, and drive around in its guts. That's not all: it can be taken on "land." It still functions.

-->'''Gruntilda''': Cyanide and mustard gas, my favorite!
* Kazooie has a lot of MediumAwareness regarding videogame tropes as proven by [[ItsQuietTooQuiet this exchange]]:
-->'''Banjo''': Hey, Kazooie, there doesn't appear to be anyone in here.
-->'''[[MetaGuy Kazooie]]''': Oh yes there is. The music's changed. Every time that happens, we always end up in a fight...
* In Mayahem Temple, one of the guards won't let you participate in a game because the sport is only open to the Stonies that live in the area. Obvious solution: use Humba Wumba's magic to turn Banjo and Kazooie into a Stony. Hilariously, this doesn't work... except it does:
-->'''Guard''': Hmmm... I don't know, that backpack looks kinda familiar...\\
'''Kazooie''': Are you saying we're a bear and bird in an elaborate disguise trying to cheat our way in?\\
'''Guard''': Yep, it's pretty obvious. But they're a bit short on players, so you might as well go in.
* There's a place called "Madame Grunty's Tent" where you can often get extra eggs and feathers, and even the GETJIGGY cheat code if you're lucky. If you're unlucky however...
-->'''Madame Grunty''': You win a beating! I like this one!
** One can almost imagine a cheeky grin as she says this.
** If you have the HONEYBACK cheat on (legal), then all the beating amounts to is ''nothing''.
* In Jolly Roger's Lagoon, you can just shoot a grenade egg at the door of the rental room at Jolly's inn rather than just paying two doubloons for it. And you can still blast the door even if you do pay.
-->'''Jolly''': [[WhatTheHellPlayer Well, really! That was a brand new door - have you any idea how much they cost these days?]]

** The fact that the boss's name is Lord Woo Fak Fak. He was named after Rare engineer, Paul Machacek, for his constant profanity upon finding a bug in the system. Some even believe that the only reason Lord Woo Fak Fak's boss theme was included in VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosUltimate was solely to have his name in the game.

-->'''Grunty''': You'll wish you'd never taken on the mighty Gruntilda Winkybunion!
-->'''Kazooie''': Winkybunion? Is that your last name then?
-->'''Grunty''': Err...um, no. [[BlatantLies Of course not]]. But don't you go telling anyone or I'll sue you...
-->'''Banjo''': Whatever you say, Winky!

** The fact that the boss's name is Lord Woo Fak Fak. He was named after Rare engineer, Paul Machacek, for his constant profanity upon finding a bug in the system. Some even believe that the only reason Lord Woo Fak Fak's boss theme was included in VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosUltimate solely to have his name in the game.

* When you get the secret unlockable attack that involves grabbing Kazooie out of the backpack and [[GrievousHarmWithABody BEATING ENEMIES WITH HER.]] Every player first laughs, then feels terrible...[[CrossesTheLineTwice then laughs some more.]]

-->'''Lord Woo Fak Fak''': You were going to steal my Jiggy and drain my home, leaving me to flap pathetically around on the bottom until I shriveled up and died. Weren't you?
-->'''Kazooie''': [[BrutalHonesty Something like that.]]

** The fact that the boss's name is Lord Woo Fak Fak. He was named after Rare engineer, Paul Machacek, for his constant profanity upon finding a bug in the system. There is even believe that the only reason Lord Woo Fak Fak's boss theme was included in VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosUltimate solely to have his name in the game.

* If you lose to the FinalBoss in ''Tooie'' and try again:

* On a meta level, the fact that Grunty drops her RhymesOnADime mode of speech in the second game implies that she's rhyming voluntarily, which means she's become so fed up with her situation come the sequel that she outright gives up on the whole "funny witch" thing. Well, there's also the fact that Mingella and Blobbelda are fed up with the rhyming and tell her to stop.

* Kazooie is a never-ending stream of this in ''Tooie'', due mostly to her role as the [[MetaGuy Meta Girl]] and having her DeadpanSnarker tendencies increased by several orders of magnitude. Consider her exchanges with Salty Joe in Witchyworld.

* In the first level of ''Tooie'', when you retrieve the {{MacGuffin}} for Chief Bloatazin, he's about to cuss when Banjo interrupts him with, "This is a family game!"
* In ''Tooie'', whene you get the secret unlockable attack that involves grabbing Kazooie out of the backpack and [[GrievousHarmWithABody BEATING ENEMIES WITH HER.]] Every player first laughs, then feels terrible...[[CrossesTheLineTwice then laughs some more.]]

* In the beginning of ''Banjo-Tooie'', Bottles is killed when Gruntilda blasts Banjo's house during a poker game. (He didn't evacuate because [[CryingWolf he thought the whole 'Grunty's back!' thing was just a distraction]].) When Banjo and Kazooie meet Jamjars and tell the sarge about his brother's untimely demise, Jamjars asks if Bottles went down fighting.

* In ''Tooie'', you can drive the submarine inside the giant fish in Jolly Roger's Lagoon. That's right: you can transform into a submarine, get eaten by a fish, and drive around in its guts. That's not all: it can be taken on "land." It still functions.

* The fact that you can just shoot a grenade egg at the door of the rental room at Jolly's rather than just playing two doubloons for it. And you can still blast the door even if you do pay.

* In Mayahem Temple of the second game, one of the guards won't let you participate in a game because the sport is only open to the Stonies that live in the area. Obvious solution: use Humba Wumba's magic to turn Banjo and Kazooie into a Stony. Hilariously, this doesn't work... except it does:

* In ''Tooie'', there's a place called "Madame Grunty's Tent" where you can often get extra eggs and feathers, and even the GETJIGGY cheat code if you're lucky. If you're unlucky however...

* The fact that you can just shoot a grenade egg at the door of the rental room at Jolly's rather than just playing two doubloons for it.
-->'''Jolly''': [[WhatTheHellPlayer Well, really! That was a brand new door - have ypu any idea how much they cost these days?]]

* The fact that you can just blast the door of the rental room at Jolly's rather than just playing two doubloons for it.

* The [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1JbeZyigdHo American commercial]] for the game is an absolute riot of laughs. In it, Banjo is shown getting ready to skydive, insistent that he's fine with his backpack despite the instructor pointing out that he needs a parachute. He jumps out of the plane... only to ask [[OhCrap where Kazooie is]]. Cue him going, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "Whuh-oh!"]] The commercial ends with the reveal that Kazooie is [[RefusalByThePool lounging next to the pool]], only to see Banjo hit the ground, with him raising his paw up to show that he's okay.