History Funny / BadMovieBeatdown2013Episodes

* "You can always tell when a comedy's run out of steam when they bring on the little people. It's funny 'cause they're short! Let's see, how long did that take?" (''eyes widen'') "'''''NINE MINUTES?!''''' They hit the little person button that early?! I'm only this far in?! Fuck me, this is gonna be a long review!"

-->'''Film Brain:''' [[Series/{{Batman}} Holy arbitrary climax, Batman!]]

* Film Brain constantly getting irritated at how much of the cast consists of [[TheDanza Danzas]]

* His reaction to Rich getting the release date of ''Scarface'' wrong.

--> '''Film Brain:''' Oh, thanks for that. But the question specifically asked you to pick someone other than yourself. But, then again, why should he aspire to be anyone else? He's only the rich and powerful [[KavorkaMan ladies man]] Adam Sandler.

--> Film Brain: Y'know, Al Pacino's impression of noughties era [=DeNiro=] is absolutely impeccable. I can't wait for him to start talking about how he's becoming the Godfocker.

* When one of the film's characters gives a speech that [[MakesAsMuchSenseInContext seems to imply the viewer should go and play bingo]], Film Brain and WebVideo/ThatSciFiGuy decide to take him up on the suggestion (with Linkara serving as the caller), finding it more entertaining than the film. At least until Welshy beats them to a full house.

-->'''Film Brain:''' And for the record, ''Scarface'' came out in 1983, not 1982. See what you've made me do? You've turned me into the pedantic guy who corrects the irritating bloke that spouts movie quotes! ''(sobs)'' You've turned me into everything I hate, and all you had to do was check IMDb.

* True story: while watching the review, when it gets to the part where Sandler and James are talking about "having gay sex all the time", this troper actually groaned and {{Face Palm}}ed. Cut to Film Brain saying he did the exact same thing.

* The nadir of the "anti-atheism" humour: "John [=McEnroe=] gets so angry at people being atheist he picks a fight with them. But that doesn't make any se--YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!"

* The nadir of the "anti-atheism" humour: "John [=McEnroe=] gets so angry at people being atheist he picks a fight with them. But that doesn't make any se...You can not be serious! ...Also wasn't Nick Swardson's character fired in the last scene? Are we just meant to forget about that?"

* "And really, if you wanna laugh at ''Film/{{Twilight}}'', go watch the first, second, and fifth films, since they're pretty much unintentional comedies anyway. All watching this does is reward the filmmakers' lack of effort and encourage them further. And pray they don't make a part two. Or to put it in terms this movie frankly deserves: ''(blows a loud raspberry while giving the V salute)''

-->'''Film Brain:''' And then they do it! (grinning slyly) Ah yeah . . .
* His exasperation at Vickers's unimportance peaks when [[spoiler: she says she didn't want to come on the expedition.]]
-->'''Film Brain:''' Then why are you even in this movie?! I mean on this ship?!

-->'''Film Brain:''' And for the record, ''Scarfac''e came out in 1983, not 1982. See what you've made me do? You've turned me into the pedantic guy who corrects the irritating bloke that spouts movie quotes! ''(sobs)'' You've turned me into everything I hate, and all you had to do was check IMDb.

* "Yes, I'm reviewing a film where even the ''title card'' farts twice. Somehow I think that says it all, and yet I'll ''still'' elaborate, 'cause obviously I'm a bit of a masochist."

* "You can always tell when a comedy's run out of steam when they bring on the little people. It's funny 'cause they're short! Let's see, how long did that take—" (''eyes widen'') "'''''NINE MINUTES?!?''''' They hit the little person button that early? I'm only this far in?! Fuck me, this is gonna be a long review!"

* "And really, if you wanna laugh at ''Film/{{Twilight}}'', go watch the first, second, and fifth films, since they're pretty much unintentional comedies anyway. All watching this does is reward the filmmakers' lack of effort and encourage them further. And pray they don't make a part two. Or to put it in terms this movie frankly deserves, '''''PFFFFFFFHHHHHHT!!!'''''"

* His reaction to the film getting the release date wrong.
-->'''Film Brain:''' And for the record, Scarface came out in 1983, not 1982. See what you've made me do? You've turned me into the pedantic guy who corrects the irritating bloke that spouts movie quotes! You've turned me into everything I hate, and all you had to do was check IMDB.

[[folder:I Love You Beth Cooper]]
* His reaction to the film getting the release date wrong.
-->'''Film Brain:''' And for the record, Scarface came out in 1983, not 1982. See what you've made me do? You've turned me into the pedantic guy who corrects the irritating bloke that spouts movie quotes! You've turned me into everything I hate, and all you had to do was check IMDB.

[[folder:Nutty Professor II: The Klumps]]

[[folder: Strange Wilderness]]

* Comparing a possessed woman's ClusterFBomb to ''{{Leprechaun}}''.