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* During the above-mentioned fetch quest, Fern encounters a creature named Holly, who's trying and failing to feed the "board" she made to her children. Fern realizes that by the insane logic of this universe, the board can likely function as a motherboard, and acquires it by feeding Holly's children some fries. And the board turns out to be... A Ryzen Threadripper 3990X 64-Core 2.9 [=GHz=] Desktop Processor. As in, an ''actual'' motherboard.
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* During the above-mentioned fetch quest, Fern encounters a creature named Holly, who's trying and failing to feed the "board" she made to her children. Fern realizes that by the insane logic of this universe, the board can likely function as a motherboard, and acquires it by feeding Holly's children some fries. And the board turns out to be... A Ryzen Threadripper 3990X 64-Core 2.9 [=GHz=] Desktop Processor. As in, an ''actual'' motherboard.motherboard.
* According to Query, the room Crash usually used to talk with Jay smells like ''"Professor Cheezorg's Pseudonutritive Starch Clots: Screaming Triple Saltastrophe Flavor IV (Final Reckoning)"''. And that those have ''less'' sodium than what he was eating before Query told him to cut back on it.
* According to Query, the room Crash usually used to talk with Jay smells like ''"Professor Cheezorg's Pseudonutritive Starch Clots: Screaming Triple Saltastrophe Flavor IV (Final Reckoning)"''. And that those have ''less'' sodium than what he was eating before Query told him to cut back on it.
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* When Chip poured out the content of his head, he was in absolute agony, [[https://bogleech.com/awfulhospital/487.html as if his very soul was being ripped out]]. When [[https://bogleech.com/awfulhospital/651.html Joe was pouring Fern a cup of blackish foam]], he acted like he would react in the same way... then just let out a relaxed sigh.
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* Fern's first task as a temp employee in the Maternity Ward is to care for an "egglet", a palm-sized, slightly cracked egg with eyes. Gynnie indicates that it's one of the most basic tasks available for Maternity Ward workers. The funny part? It's literally a {{Videogame/Tamagotchi}}. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer No,]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/732.html really.]]
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* Fern's first task as a temp employee in the Maternity Ward is to care for an "egglet", a palm-sized, slightly cracked egg with eyes. Gynnie indicates that it's one of the most basic tasks available for Maternity Ward workers. The funny part? It's literally a {{Videogame/Tamagotchi}}. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer No,]] {{Toys/Tamagotchi}}. [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/732.html No, really.]]
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* During the above-mentioned fetch quest, Fern encounters a creature named Holly, who's trying and failing to feed the "board" she made to her children. Fern realizes that by the insane logic of this universe, the board can likely function as a motherboard, and acquires it by feeding Holly's children some fries. And the board turns out to be... A Ryzen Threadripper 3990X 64-Core 2.9 GHz Desktop Processor.
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* During the above-mentioned fetch quest, Fern encounters a creature named Holly, who's trying and failing to feed the "board" she made to her children. Fern realizes that by the insane logic of this universe, the board can likely function as a motherboard, and acquires it by feeding Holly's children some fries. And the board turns out to be... A Ryzen Threadripper 3990X 64-Core 2.9 GHz [=GHz=] Desktop Processor.Processor. As in, an ''actual'' motherboard.
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* Fern becomes fed up with practically ''everything'' being alive and sentient in the hospital:
--> '''Surgical Bed''': Pardon me, but... if I may interject?
--> '''Fern''': OKAY, ISN'T THERE ''ANYTHING'' THAT DOESN'T TALK!?!
--> '''Tile Floor''': [[BlatantLies I don't talk.]]
--> '''Surgical Bed''': Pardon me, but... if I may interject?
--> '''Fern''': OKAY, ISN'T THERE ''ANYTHING'' THAT DOESN'T TALK!?!
--> '''Tile Floor''': [[BlatantLies I don't talk.]]
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'''608:''' I apologize for "Circula Door-i" I've done a lot of these okay
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'''608:''' I apologize for "Circula Door-i" I've done a lot of these okayokay\\
'''613:''' sorry sorry but Circula Drawer-i sorry\\
'''616:''' Circula's Core-i
'''613:''' sorry sorry but Circula Drawer-i sorry\\
'''616:''' Circula's Core-i
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-->The fish had a lot of nonsense to say about them, but they appear to be ordinary, everyday [[BlandNameProduct copyright-friendly pringle-adjacent potato snacks]]. It is your understanding that they might function as computer chips, because, as has grown increasingly clear about the nature of the universe, [[LampshadeHanging everything is actually]] [[SelfDeprecation always very stupid]].
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-->The fish had a lot of nonsense to say about them, but they appear to be ordinary, everyday [[BlandNameProduct copyright-friendly pringle-adjacent potato snacks]]. It is your understanding that they might function as computer chips, because, as has grown increasingly clear about the nature of the universe, [[LampshadeHanging everything is actually]] [[SelfDeprecation always very stupid]].stupid]].
* During the above-mentioned fetch quest, Fern encounters a creature named Holly, who's trying and failing to feed the "board" she made to her children. Fern realizes that by the insane logic of this universe, the board can likely function as a motherboard, and acquires it by feeding Holly's children some fries. And the board turns out to be... A Ryzen Threadripper 3990X 64-Core 2.9 GHz Desktop Processor.
* During the above-mentioned fetch quest, Fern encounters a creature named Holly, who's trying and failing to feed the "board" she made to her children. Fern realizes that by the insane logic of this universe, the board can likely function as a motherboard, and acquires it by feeding Holly's children some fries. And the board turns out to be... A Ryzen Threadripper 3990X 64-Core 2.9 GHz Desktop Processor.
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* Crash's jab at Fern after she returns to his room:
--> '''Crash:''' BACK SO SOON, PITSTAINS??! HEY LOOK, IT'S YOU! "BLAH BLAH BLAH, I'M ALL FULL OF BLOOD! HOPE NOBODY DROPS IT ON THE GROUND!!!" LOL
--> '''Crash:''' BACK SO SOON, PITSTAINS??! HEY LOOK, IT'S YOU! "BLAH BLAH BLAH, I'M ALL FULL OF BLOOD! HOPE NOBODY DROPS IT ON THE GROUND!!!" LOL
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* More fun from Jay:
-->'''Jay's journal:''' A garbage bag with feet ran up to me and exploded. [[LampshadeHanging The hospital must be running out of ideas]].\\
'''Jay's journal:''' Apparently pianos can be carnivorous.\\
'''Jay's journal:''' [[BiggerOnTheInside Another full slob was hiding in a locker]]. I don't question physics anymore.\\
'''Jay's journal:''' I lost a fight to what I swear to god was just a stack of ten or fifteen frogs wearing the same coat together. ''(beat)'' All of them had guns.
-->'''Jay's journal:''' A garbage bag with feet ran up to me and exploded. [[LampshadeHanging The hospital must be running out of ideas]].\\
'''Jay's journal:''' Apparently pianos can be carnivorous.\\
'''Jay's journal:''' [[BiggerOnTheInside Another full slob was hiding in a locker]]. I don't question physics anymore.\\
'''Jay's journal:''' I lost a fight to what I swear to god was just a stack of ten or fifteen frogs wearing the same coat together. ''(beat)'' All of them had guns.
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* The Blindtrain, which is equipped with BizarreAlienSenses, takes Jay on a sightseeing tour:
-->'''The Conductor:''' If you glemp to your right, you may catch a snail congress in full bloom for the sweeps season! And if you listen diagonally, you can smell that fresh vapor wafting off the dummy wars of the juice pits! ...And don't forget to keep a feeler out for the parazonal sludge parade, back from its 974th encystenating! Haha, go get 'em, gals!\\
'''Jay''': I can't see s██t.
-->'''The Conductor:''' If you glemp to your right, you may catch a snail congress in full bloom for the sweeps season! And if you listen diagonally, you can smell that fresh vapor wafting off the dummy wars of the juice pits! ...And don't forget to keep a feeler out for the parazonal sludge parade, back from its 974th encystenating! Haha, go get 'em, gals!\\
'''Jay''': I can't see s██t.
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* Most of what Fern does under the influence of Anna's gas is pure hilarity. And while her [[HigherUnderstandingThroughDrugs realizing]] that the vending machine isn't supposed to talk [[spoiler:and saving Nicole's baby from it]] is admitedly badass, it's also comedy gold.
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* Most of what Fern does under the influence of Anna's gas is pure hilarity. And while her [[HigherUnderstandingThroughDrugs realizing]] that the vending machine isn't supposed to talk [[spoiler:and saving Nicole's baby from it]] is admitedly admittedly badass, it's also comedy gold.
