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* When Slick Frame refuses to get Bowser a coffee, the latter roars at the former, scaring him into changing his mind.

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* When Slick Frame refuses to [[YouGetMeCoffee get Bowser a coffee, coffee]], the latter roars at the former, scaring him into changing his mind.mind.



* Mario, Luigi, and [=SlickFrame=] are all apprehensive when the question of Bowsette comes up. Bowser doesn't understand what they're talking about. One uncomfortable Google search later, Bowser is flattered... until [[Rule34 [=SafeSearch=] is turned off]]. Cue [[ScreamingAtSquick Groaning At Squick]].
* Mario is not amused at being reminded of getting his head stuck in the vent cover at the end of ''VideoGame/LuigisMansion''.



-->'''Bowser''': What th-? I was the star of that one! It's obviously the best!

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-->'''Bowser''': -->'''Bowser:''' What th-? I was the star of that one! It's obviously the best!



* Bowser's VomitDiscretionShot when [=SpookySonic 90=] suggests that [[ScrewYourself he use the Double Cherries and Super Crown to clone Bowsette from himself and marry her instead of Peach]]. Then when he finally regains his composure (with the help of a [[SmashCut "One Hour Later"]] splash card straight out of ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'')...
-->'''Bowser:''' Okay, look, Spooky, [[SickAndWrong what kind of sicko]] would find a gender-bent version of themself ''attractive''?! Don't get me wrong, I'm quite the specimen, but even ''I'' don't love myself ''that'' much!!\\
'''Mario:''' Hee hee... could've fooled me.\\
'''Luigi:''' Hey Bowser, want to take a look at some drawings on Website/DeviantArt?\\
'''Bowser:''' Hey Greenie, want to take a look at '''[[SuddenlyShouting THE]] [[ImpliedDeathThreat AFTERLIFE?!?!]]'''



* When Bowser asks whose the Mario Bros' parents are, Mario shows him a clip from ''VideoGame/YoshisNewIsland'' showing their handing holding the baby bros, much to Bowser's disappointment.

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* When Bowser asks whose the Mario Bros' parents are, Mario shows him a clip from ''VideoGame/YoshisNewIsland'' showing their handing hands holding the baby bros, much to Bowser's disappointment.



-->'''Bowser''': ''(to Luigi)'' M for "Moron Chamber", W for "Waste-of-Space..." uh, "Space", and I've prepared the "Loser Room" especially for you!

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-->'''Bowser''': -->'''Bowser:''' ''(to Luigi)'' M for "Moron Chamber", W for "Waste-of-Space..." uh, "Space", and I've prepared the "Loser Room" especially for you!



* Bowser says he made his Koopa Klown Kar himself- [[ImmediateSelfContradiction by forcing his minions to build it for him]]. He also says the same about the cars he "made" for his son and the Koopalings.

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* Bowser says he made his Koopa Klown Kar himself- himself -- [[ImmediateSelfContradiction by forcing his minions to build it for him]]. He also says the same about the cars he "made" for his son and the Koopalings.



-->'''Bowser''': I'd rather rack up KO's like a real man- with nothin' but my two fists!
-->'''Luigi''': ''(nervously)'' And fire...
-->'''Mario''': And large bottom.
-->'''Bowser''': Heh, exactly... wait.

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-->'''Bowser''': -->'''Bowser:''' I'd rather rack up KO's like a real man- man -- with nothin' but my two fists!
-->'''Luigi''': -->'''Luigi:''' ''(nervously)'' And fire...
-->'''Mario''':
[[PlayingWithFire fire]]...
-->'''Mario:'''
And large bottom.
-->'''Bowser''': -->'''Bowser:''' Heh, exactly... wait.



-->'''Bowser''': [[WhoNamesTheirKidDude What kind of nutjob names their kids Cheatsy, Big Mouth, Kootie Pie, Hop, Bully, Hip and Kooky?!]] Every dad should follow my method and name their kids Bowser!

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-->'''Bowser''': -->'''Bowser:''' [[WhoNamesTheirKidDude What kind of nutjob names their kids Cheatsy, Big Mouth, Kootie Pie, Hop, Bully, Hip and Kooky?!]] Every dad should follow my method and name their kids Bowser!



-->'''Mario, Luigi and Bowser''': ''(with [[VideoGame/FZero Captain Falcon's]] head superimposed on theirs)'' Show me your moves!

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-->'''Mario, Luigi Luigi, and Bowser''': ''(with [[VideoGame/FZero Captain Falcon's]] head superimposed on theirs)'' Show me your moves!



-->'''Bowser''': [[TranquilFury You have three seconds to start running.]]

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-->'''Bowser''': -->'''Bowser:''' [[TranquilFury You have three seconds to start running.]]]]



-->'''Bowser''': Uh, Tech Boy, last I checked, you're not beautiful. ''(Slick Frame does a [[PuppyDogEyes puppy dog pout]] and whines like a puppy)'' Or a princess. ''(Slick Frame whines again)'' Now start reading!

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-->'''Bowser''': -->'''Bowser:''' Uh, Tech Boy, last I checked, you're not beautiful. ''(Slick Frame does a [[PuppyDogEyes puppy dog pout]] and whines like a puppy)'' Or a princess. ''(Slick Frame whines again)'' Now start reading!



-->'''Bowser''': Ha! That's the best you'll ever look, Greenie!

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-->'''Bowser''': -->'''Bowser:''' Ha! That's the best you'll ever look, Greenie!
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** As Mario tries to comfort them, he says that Alphadream can always find another company to "pass on the torch", Bowser replies, "[[ComicallyMissingthePoint Why are you talking about the Olympics at a time like this, you heartless freak?!]]"

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** As Mario tries to comfort them, he says that Alphadream can always find another company to "pass on the torch", and Bowser replies, "[[ComicallyMissingthePoint Why are you talking about the Olympics at a time like this, you heartless freak?!]]"
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** As Mario tries to comfort them, he says that Alphadream can always find another company to "pass on the torch", Bowser replies, "[[ComicallyMissingthePoint Why are you talking about the Olympics at a time like this, you heartless freak?!]]"

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** As Mario tries to comfort them, he says that Alphadream can always find another company to "pass on the torch", and Bowser replies, "[[ComicallyMissingthePoint Why are you talking about the Olympics at a time like this, you heartless freak?!]]"
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-->'''Bowser''': Or maybe nice guys finish last.

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-->'''Bowser''': Or maybe nice guys finish last.NiceGuysFinishLast.

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