History CrossesTheLineTwice / ScaryMovie

* The President and his bodyguard succumb to paranoia and beat up a roomful of "aliens disguised as humans," a.k.a. handicapped people. And if that wasn't enough, the second line is definitely crossed when the bodyguard opens up an exit... by grabbing a shotgun and blasting through a giant picture of Mother Teresa.

* The scene of a policewoman trying to Tom that his wife is going to die. The part where he goes "She broke her wiener?". [[note]]The policewoman symbolized the wife being split in half by breaking a hot dog in too, but the man was LiteralMinded[[/note]]

* Cindy's sex scene crosses the line way more than twice in terms of both raunchiness (she gets stripped down to only her bra, and we get a close-up shot of her groin just before her panties are removed) and hilarity (with vagina-bats and a cum-geyser).

* A white guy saying "nigger" usually won't score many laughs, but when said white guy is a priest and he's singing Mystikal's "Shake Your Ass" with a room full of middle-aged upper-class white yuppies, it's a riot!
* In the third movie, the President and his bodyguard succumb to paranoia and beat up a roomful of "aliens disguised as humans," a.k.a. handicapped people. And if that wasn't enough, the second line is definitely crossed when the bodyguard opens up an exit... by grabbing a shotgun and blasting through a giant picture of Mother Teresa.

* The scene in the third film of a policewoman trying to tell a man his wife is going to die. The part where he goes "She broke her wiener?". [[note]]The policewoman symbolized the wife being split in half by breaking a hot dog in too, but the man was LiteralMinded[[/note]]

* Getting dragged under a bed by [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLQeBFmPuSU an animate clown doll?]] Standard horror movie schtick. [[spoiler:Being tough enough to [[MuggingTheMonster beat the shit out of the doll]]? Badass. Lassoing the fleeing doll with one's six-foot-long prehensile GagPenis and ''[[BlackComedyRape sodomizing]]'' it to death?]] That's this trope.
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* Greg [[WouldHitAGirl beating up Cindy]] while her friends and boyfriend do nothing? Not funny. Finishing her off with an [[WrestlerInAllOfUs elbow drop]] after telling the killer to bring it on? Hilarious.
* A PedophilePriest having sex with an underage girl? Horrible. Said girl being a possessed demon child a la ''Film/TheExorcist'' who's screaming "Fuck me!"? Somehow amusing.

-->'''Dr. Phil:''' (''[[OhCrap sees that his other foot is still chained, then passes out]]'') [[CurseCutShort Motherfu—]]
* Cody [[GroinAttack having his penis cut in half at birth? Sounds painful.]] It being sewn back on and that's why he pees up? Funny. His aunt who adopted him after his mother's death prioritizing Tivo over fixing it? Rolling on the floor hilarious.

* Cody [[GroinAttack having his penis cut in half at birth. Sounds painful.]] It being sewn back on and that's why he pees up. Funny. His aunt who adopted him after his mother's death prioritizing Tivo over fixing it. Rolling on the floor hilarious.

* Cody having his penis cut in half at birth. Sounds painful. It being sewn back on and that's why he pees up. Funny. His aunt who adopted him after his mother's death prioritizing Tivo over fixing it. Rolling on the floor hilarious.

* Brenda getting stabbed to death in a movie theater? Horrific! Brenda getting repeatedly stabbed by the patrons because she wouldn't shut up, her collapsing to the ground, [[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing with everyone applauding]]? Comedic gold!

* A parrot saying dirty words? [[BlackComedy Pretty funny]]. The parrot getting into a smacktalk argument with Shorty? [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Hysterical]]!

* A parrot saying dirty words? Not very funny. The parrot getting into a smacktalk argument with Shorty? Hysterical.

* The first film's ''Scream 2'' parody. A woman being stabbed to death in a movie theater? Horrific. A woman being stabbed to death by all the other theater patrons (including [[RefugeInAudacity Mother Teresa and the Pope]]) because they got sick of her [[AssholeVictim talking during the movie]]? Hilarious.

* The end of Cindy and Bobby's sex scene in the first film, where Cindy is launched to the ceiling by a geyser of semen.

* The scene in the third film of a policewoman trying to tell a man his wife is going to die. The part where he goes "She broke her wiener?". [[note]]The woman symbolized her being split in half by breaking a hot dog in too, but the man was LiteralMinded[[/note]]

* The scene in the third film of a policewoman trying to tell a man his wife is going to die. The part where he goes "She broke her wiener?". [note]The woman symbolized her being split in half by breaking a hot dog in too, but the man was LiteralMinded[/note]

* The scene in the third film of a policewoman trying to tell a man his wife is going to die. The part where he goes "She broke her wiener?".

-->'''Dr. Phil:''' (''[[OhCrap sees that his other foot is still chained, then passes out]]'') [[CurseCutShort Motherfu
* Cody having his penis cut in half at birth. Sounds painful. It being sewn back on and that's why he pees up. Funny. His aunt who adopted him after his mother's death prioritizing Tivo over fixing it. Rolling on the floor hilarious.
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-->'''Dr. Phil:''' (''[[OhCrap sees that his other foot is still chained, then passes out]]'') [[CurseCutShort Motherfu—]]

* A white guy saying "nigger" usually won't score many laughs, but when said white guy is a priest and he's singing "Shake Your Ass" with a room full of middle-aged upper-class white yuppies, it's a riot!

* A white guy saying "nigger" usually won't score many laughs, but when said white guy is a priest and he's singing "Shake Your Ass" it's a riot!

* In the third movie, the President and his bodyguard succumb to paranoia and beat up a roomful of "aliens disguised as humans," a.k.a. handicapped people. And if that wasn't enough, the second line is definitely crossed when the bodyguard opens up an exit...by grabbing a shotgun and blasting through a giant picture of Mother Teresa.

* Dr. Phil [[LifeOrLimbDecision having to saw off his own foot]]? Rather painful. Dr. Phil realizing he ''[[ShootTheShaggyDog sawed off the wrong foot, dooming both him and Shaq anyway]]''? [[BlackComedy Darkly hilarious]].

-->'''Dr. Phil:''' ''[[OhCrap (sees that his other foot is still chained, then passes out)]]'' [[CurseCutShort Motherfu—]]

* Dr. Phil [[LifeOrLimbDecision having to saw off his own foot]]? Rather painful. Dr. Phil realizing he ''[[ShootTheShaggyDog sawed off the wrong foot, dooming both him and Shaq anyway]]''? [[BlackComedy Darkly hilarious]].