History Characters / DeadRising2

* StageMagician: They're definitely dressed the part, but the only magic tricks you see them perform is a poorly understood SawALadyInHalf and a disappearing act in the form of an attempt to murder the protagonist.

** [[spoiler: thankfully this gets straightened out over the coarse of the next game as she suffers a particularly satisfying HumiliationCongola that strips her of power and amnesty, alienates her only real ally, gets her tricked into shooting herself in the foot repeatedly and eventually killed by her own selfish idiocy]].

** [[spoiler:She does in [[VideoGame/DeadRising3 ''Dead Rising 3'']], but not by any player input. She's done in by one of her own allies.]]

--> ''(After Leon gets immolated to death)'' Yeah. You're on fire.
--> ''(After Randy gets his face eaten by a zombie bride)'' You may now kiss the bride.
--> ''(After Seymour falls on the running buzzsaw)'' I saw what you did there.
---> '''TK''': ''(strangles Chuck)'' You gotta... be willing... to risk it all... if you're ever... really... gonna...
---> '''Chuck''': ''(Throws TK over the railing to his death)'' Win big!?

--> '''Frank''': ''(after trying something on)'' ''Handsome devil.''\\

--> ''(After Randy gets his face eaten by a zombie bride)'' You may now feed the bride.
--> ''(After Seymour falls on the running buzzsaw)'' Huh, shoulda saw that coming.
--> ''(After Evan freezes himself and shattered by Frank)'' Ha, that guy really cracks me up.
---> '''TK''': ''(strangles Frank)'' You gotta... be willing... to risk it all... if you're ever... really... gonna...
---> '''Frank''': ''(Throws TK over the railing to his death)'' '''Fall to your death!?'''

-->[[spoiler:'''Leon''': "But never forget, chump! I'm number OOONNE!!"]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Chuck''': "Yeah... you're on fire."]]

->'''Big Earl:''' ''"Damn, man. It ain't no fun if they ain't running. I mean, I mean, where's the challenge? This ain't nearly as fun as border patrol."''
->'''Deetz:''' ''"But we got a chance to be real patriots here, Earl. And get us some target practice! These so-called survivors, ha! Bunch of whiners let this thing happen. Letting zombies in, foreigners in, letting socialism in."''
->'''Derrick:''' ''"Only way to git this country on track agin is clean it right up of all those pansies, floozies, bur-o-crats, liberals, [[BoomerangBigot AND them half-ass conservatives, too.]] This is a golden opportunity."''

-->'''Chuck''': ''I'' '''''saw''''' ''what you did there.''
-->'''Frank''': ''Should have'' '''''saw''''' ''that coming.''

---> "[My father] once said to me that there are two jobs that he has the utmost respect for: soldiers, and postmen. I understood why he respected soldiers. But postmen? That threw me for a loop at the time. Now I think I understand...[Carl] seemed more worried about someone signing for his delivery...than he did about being bitten. I can respect that, although I think he may be a little out of touch with reality."

--> "Neither rain, nor sleet, nor hail, nor ''zombies'' are going to keep me from my appointed rounds! I swore an oath, sir!!"

--> "[My father] once said to me that there are two jobs that he has the utmost respect for: soldiers, and postmen. I understood why he respected soldiers. But postmen? That threw me for a loop at the time. Now I think I understand...[Carl] seemed more worried about someone signing for his delivery...than he did about being bitten. I can respect that, although I think he may be a little out of touch with reality."

--> "Neither rain, nor sleet, nor hail, nor ''zombies'' are going to keep me from my appointed rounds! I swore an oath, sir!!"

--> "This country was built on the postal service. But you think a little zombie outbreak happens, and you can get away with anything? Well, you tamper with the mail, you tamper with America! And I am NOT GOING TO LET THAT HAPPEN!"

--> "Years of perfect service! Perfect attendance! All ruined! Because of you! You know, without order, without routine, we have NOTHING!! Well, you won't succeed! You won't bring down my postal service!! You're going to PAY!!"

-> ''"You shake, I bake!"''

* SkewedPriorities: Some survivors are more concerned with other things rather than the ongoing Zombie Apocalypse, these include the Nerds found in the South Plaza and the trio that you have to play poker with in the Yucatan Casino.

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->'''Wallace''': [[OhCrap Did you hear something?]]
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