Welcome to "The Bubble Bass Reviews Show," episode 674. Today's review, The Patrick Show... with me, your host, Bubble Bass.
Now, let us begin as we always do with our first segment... YOU CAN'T DO THAT IN REAL LIFE! Just watch. Look at this! Fire? Underwater? You can't do that in real life! I hope someone gets fired for this!
Patrick's tooth shaped mystery shall never be solved! Which brings us to our next segment: YOU GOOF'D! Today's goof is from episode 054. There! The baseball clearly enters frame right to left, whereas, previously, it was traveling left to right. The shots don't hook up! My immersion is ruined. You had one job, and YOU GOOF'D!
And now... Bubble Bass Reviews is brought to you by canned nacho cheese!
Anyway, moving right along. Let us take a look at another clip from episode 227F of The Patrick Show. Every episode of this show should be tossed in a dumpster and set on fire! The Patrick Show is a crime against humanity, and- and- and everyone involved with it should be thrown in jail! Patrick for starring in it, Squidina for producing it, and the lawnies for watching it! I'm just glad my audience isn't that pathetic!
Anywho, let's get back to business. The Patrick Show is the worst show on television! Patrick Star and Squidina are the enemies of the state. Oh, they make me so angry!
Need another reason not to watch The Patrick Show? Look at this! Patrick's got a regular sea star hand! Three scenes later, he's got thumbs! Ugh, it's so enraging! It makes me want to hate-eat an entire box of powdered donuts! ... One box wasn't enough! I'm still angry! I need more hate donuts!
(Sincerity Mode: this entire review has been a reference to the show. Since its Growing the Beard, I actually find it one of the funniest shows I've ever watched. I think it got Tainted by the Preview and the pre-release backlash harmed it, as well as the weaker opening episodes, but it's genuinely enjoyable and on par with the classic seasons of SpongeBob after the crew shift.)
WesternAnimation I hate it! It's trash! Ugh!
Welcome to "The Bubble Bass Reviews Show," episode 674. Today's review, The Patrick Show... with me, your host, Bubble Bass.
Now, let us begin as we always do with our first segment... YOU CAN'T DO THAT IN REAL LIFE! Just watch. Look at this! Fire? Underwater? You can't do that in real life! I hope someone gets fired for this!
Patrick's tooth shaped mystery shall never be solved! Which brings us to our next segment: YOU GOOF'D! Today's goof is from episode 054. There! The baseball clearly enters frame right to left, whereas, previously, it was traveling left to right. The shots don't hook up! My immersion is ruined. You had one job, and YOU GOOF'D!
And now... Bubble Bass Reviews is brought to you by canned nacho cheese!
Anyway, moving right along. Let us take a look at another clip from episode 227F of The Patrick Show. Every episode of this show should be tossed in a dumpster and set on fire! The Patrick Show is a crime against humanity, and- and- and everyone involved with it should be thrown in jail! Patrick for starring in it, Squidina for producing it, and the lawnies for watching it! I'm just glad my audience isn't that pathetic!
Anywho, let's get back to business. The Patrick Show is the worst show on television! Patrick Star and Squidina are the enemies of the state. Oh, they make me so angry!
Need another reason not to watch The Patrick Show? Look at this! Patrick's got a regular sea star hand! Three scenes later, he's got thumbs! Ugh, it's so enraging! It makes me want to hate-eat an entire box of powdered donuts! ... One box wasn't enough! I'm still angry! I need more hate donuts!
(Sincerity Mode: this entire review has been a reference to the show. Since its Growing the Beard, I actually find it one of the funniest shows I've ever watched. I think it got Tainted by the Preview and the pre-release backlash harmed it, as well as the weaker opening episodes, but it's genuinely enjoyable and on par with the classic seasons of SpongeBob after the crew shift.)