Betrayed by Private Pyle,Rambo and Conan the Barbarian must escape from a top-secret, black site prison run by Jesus! Put that way, the spoileriffic tag line makes the movie sound much cooler than it actually is, but on its own, it's a serviceable little action flick. Ham-handed left-wing proselytizing meeting right-wing machine-gunnery and explosions and you'll find something for nearly everyone here as Sylvester Stallone tries to make his way out of a nigh-inescapable prison. Batman Gambits abound, a few instances of "who's playing who," and a little payback here and there (the one at the end easily qualifies as Nightmare Fuel for some of us), all in a direct-to-video package that so far hasn't made back its initial investment but provides troper gold for the rest of us. Pop some corn and take it for a test drive. As an extra added bonus, see Arnold finally get to da choppa!
Film Meh. But a fun "meh."
Betrayed by Private Pyle, Rambo and Conan the Barbarian must escape from a top-secret, black site prison run by Jesus! Put that way, the spoileriffic tag line makes the movie sound much cooler than it actually is, but on its own, it's a serviceable little action flick. Ham-handed left-wing proselytizing meeting right-wing machine-gunnery and explosions and you'll find something for nearly everyone here as Sylvester Stallone tries to make his way out of a nigh-inescapable prison. Batman Gambits abound, a few instances of "who's playing who," and a little payback here and there (the one at the end easily qualifies as Nightmare Fuel for some of us), all in a direct-to-video package that so far hasn't made back its initial investment but provides troper gold for the rest of us. Pop some corn and take it for a test drive. As an extra added bonus, see Arnold finally get to da choppa!