Two different kids get in trouble for daydreaming and living in their own fantasy world, but they meet each other and discover they both met the same imaginery being: Rem Lezar. Somehow this leads to them stealing a mannequin and painting it like the figure in their dream. During a lightning storm and a sappy song, the mannequin comes to life and changes into a blue-mulleted human named Rem Lezar.
Yup, a song. This is a musical. And it has - get this - 14 songs in the span of 48 minutes. There are more songs per capita in this film than there are fights in a Godfrey Ho movie, which is saying a lot considering that Mr. Ho managed to cram 17 fights into a single film.
Rem Lezar's quest is to the find the inappropriately named Quixotic Medallion, which looks like an infinity symbol, and will allow him to survive longer than a day. Stopping them on their quest, by doing apparently nothing, is a giant pixelated face named Vorock, played by the writer/director of the film. He is defeated by... having the kids tell him that they don't hate him, which shocks him so much that his complete lack of functional evil comes to an end.
Not only the movie's plot, but also the presentation is downright insane. There's no budget. The music often sounds like low quality midi synthesis rather than real instruments. Characters sing for no reason. Rem Lezar acts very questionable toward the kids; with the way he sings about love, gives hugs, holds the kids' hands, and carries the girl in his arms at one point, the cops should have been called several times over.
The songs themselves are stupid. The kids sing a song about being friends despite having known each other for only a few hours, and tolerated each other's presence for a shorter time than that. Other songs are about the sheer joy and wonder in the world, and every single song is sappy. Random New Yorkers are quick to join in the merriment with instruments of their own, and the sight of two unrelated children walking with a blue-haired man dressed like an ancient Roman strikes no-one as strange. Nor does the giant floating face of the villain.
The movie is so questionable and godawful that I couldn't stop laughing. Why does this exist?? Who thought this was a good idea? At least it's only 48 minutes long, or I might have gotten bored once it stopped being hilarious.
Film Complete madness and hilarity in half the length of a normal movie
Two different kids get in trouble for daydreaming and living in their own fantasy world, but they meet each other and discover they both met the same imaginery being: Rem Lezar. Somehow this leads to them stealing a mannequin and painting it like the figure in their dream. During a lightning storm and a sappy song, the mannequin comes to life and changes into a blue-mulleted human named Rem Lezar.
Yup, a song. This is a musical. And it has - get this - 14 songs in the span of 48 minutes. There are more songs per capita in this film than there are fights in a Godfrey Ho movie, which is saying a lot considering that Mr. Ho managed to cram 17 fights into a single film.
Rem Lezar's quest is to the find the inappropriately named Quixotic Medallion, which looks like an infinity symbol, and will allow him to survive longer than a day. Stopping them on their quest, by doing apparently nothing, is a giant pixelated face named Vorock, played by the writer/director of the film. He is defeated by... having the kids tell him that they don't hate him, which shocks him so much that his complete lack of functional evil comes to an end.
Not only the movie's plot, but also the presentation is downright insane. There's no budget. The music often sounds like low quality midi synthesis rather than real instruments. Characters sing for no reason. Rem Lezar acts very questionable toward the kids; with the way he sings about love, gives hugs, holds the kids' hands, and carries the girl in his arms at one point, the cops should have been called several times over.
The songs themselves are stupid. The kids sing a song about being friends despite having known each other for only a few hours, and tolerated each other's presence for a shorter time than that. Other songs are about the sheer joy and wonder in the world, and every single song is sappy. Random New Yorkers are quick to join in the merriment with instruments of their own, and the sight of two unrelated children walking with a blue-haired man dressed like an ancient Roman strikes no-one as strange. Nor does the giant floating face of the villain.
The movie is so questionable and godawful that I couldn't stop laughing. Why does this exist?? Who thought this was a good idea? At least it's only 48 minutes long, or I might have gotten bored once it stopped being hilarious.