FanFic Kill it with fire!!!
This hate fic is one of the worst things ever to grace the internet since Chad Warden. The characters are weak, the animation is lazy, the plot is riddled with holes, the writing is filled with barn and pretentious drivel,and the author tracts get incredibly annoying. We are supposed to sympathize with the villain but his excuse is disproportionate to his actions. Say what you will about the art style and animation Teen Titans Go but at least that ok-ish animation and didn't use stock footage. This mess also constantly shifts between so bad it good and so bad its horrible. Dhakari should cease writing garbage and being a douche and start reflecting on his life. Frank Miller could write a better story than this so-called king
0/10
FanFic Super Paper Mario: Mykanized
I'll make this one brief. Mixing Teen Titans with the entire plot of Super Paper Mario, and a cup or so of emo brooding from Count Logan, and you got a recipe for disaster.
In the beginning, this so-called what-if story is essentially about Beast Boy constantly pining for Terra (and stalking her, even.) since the infamous Things Change episode. (Much like the author not letting go of that precious pairing of his) And once the Dark Prognosticus (which has the freaking Punisher's skull on it, by the way) winds up choosing Beast Boy, the story goes straight to hell from there. (If any of you played Super Paper Mario, you know what I'm talking about. If you haven't...I can't exactly help you there, other than Count Logan eventually biting it in the end.)
If you don't want your memories of Beast Boy tainted, give this a pass. Not even riffing on it is worth the trouble you'll likely incur from the author himself.
FanFic This isn't just one of the worst fanfics I've ever read...
It's one of the WORSE stories I've ever seen. PERIOD. Everyone should know by now just how awful Mykan and his works are but this just stands out given how badly made it is.
This is one of those rare stories that got NOTHING right. Stuff is TOLD to us rather than shown. It has TWO blatant self-insert Mary Sues, It's a rip off of a much better story that completely misunderstood what made the original great, the fight scenes suck, when information isn't being force-fed to us it's just being repeated ad nasuem, it's sexist as all hell with its portrayal of Raven, Starfire and Terra(ESPECIALLY Terra) it has a downright HORRIBLE moral and worst of all it's BORING.
But I think the thing that bothers me the most is the VILLAINS. The villains suck. Partly it's because they're so OP it's not even funny. Every time it looks like the heroes stand a chance something new comes along to ruin it until the inevitable deus ex machina. And it's not like say...Thanos or the Reapers where despite being OP they were interesting so you could get invested in them. Oh sure Mykan TRIED to make Count Logan interesting and sympathetic but it failed miserably because Mykan can only write one kind of villain. Evil overlords who either wanna take over the world or destroy it just...because. And it pretty much shows how much he doesn't get both Beast Boy and Count Bleck as characters.
The only "positive" I can give is that it at least feels like Mykan was trying to tell a story here and not just an extended author tract like his Friendship is Failure series. Oh, sure it's a horribly disgusting, morally backward, sexist, story but still a story.
All in all. Only read this if you wanna make fun of it.