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*Kitty being one of the worst Sues I\\\'ve ever come across. She [[{{RelationshipSue}} seems to exist only to be lusted after by everyone in the band]] (including Russel, [[{{BrotherSisterIncest}} who is her]] [[{{Squick}} half-brother]]) who [[{{BlackHoleSue}} care about nothing else but her]] and [[{{WishFulfillment}} even help her create her own album]]. She\\\'s also a cyborg with super strength and the ability to fly, but that bit is often neglected in favor of having her [[{{SoBeautifulItsACurse}} fall victim to]] [[{{RapeAsDrama}} various perils]].

*Kitty being one of the worst Sues I\\\'ve ever come across. She [[{{RelationshipSue}} seems to exist only for everyone in the band lust after her]] (including Russel, [[{{BrotherSisterIncest}} who is her]] [[{{Squick}} half-brother]]) who [[{{BlackHoleSue}} care about nothing else but her]] and [[{{WishFulfillment}} even help her create her own album]]. She\\\'s also a cyborg with super strength and the ability to fly, but that bit is often neglected in favor of having her [[{{SoBeautifulItsACurse}} fall victim to]] [[{{RapeAsDrama}} various perils]].

[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2968576/1/Noodle-s-Secret-Lover Noodle\\\'s Secret Lover.]]

[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2968576/1/Noodle-s-Secret-Lover Noodle\\\'s Secret Lover]]
This thing starts off simple enough: after having her romantic advances be rejected by 2D, Noodle conspires with her friend [[{{MarySue}} Kitty]] to [[{{OperationJealousy}} make him jealous by pretending to be in a relationship]]. A few chapters in, however, and it becomes apparent that this thing is an absolute gem. Highlights include:
*The characters having nothing better to do than get drunk, party, and [[{{ArsonMurderandJaywalking}} play games of Truth or Dare.]] Sure, they run into plenty of conflicts, like pregnancy scares and nasty, [[{{NoIndoorVoice}} capslock-laden]] disputes; however, these are all [[{{RandomEventsPlot}} random]] and [[{{BigLippedAlligatorMoment}} utterly nonsensical,]] serving only to turn what story there is into a [[{{MindScrew}} confusing mess.]] And this is all while they [[{{BlindIdiotTranslation}} talk]] and [[{{WorldofHam}} act]] like they just walked out of \\\'\\\'Film/TheRoom.\\\'\\\'
*Numerous flashbacks which [[{{RetCon}} seriously screw up the fic\\\'s timeline]].
*Kitty being one of the worst Sues I\\\'ve ever come across. She [[{{RelationshipSue}} seems to exist only to have everyone in the band lust after her]] (including Russel, [[{{BrotherSisterIncest}} who is her]] [[{{Squick}} half-brother]]) who [[{{BlackHoleSue}} care about nothing else but her]] and [[{{WishFulfillment}} even help her create her own album]]. She\\\'s also a cyborg with super strength and the ability to fly, but that bit is often neglected in favor of having her [[{{SoBeautifulItsACurse}} fall victim to]] [[{{RapeAsDrama}} various perils]].
*Everyone being grossly out-of-character. [[{{JerkAss}} Murdoc]], for example, turns into an [[{{Wangst}} angsty]] [[{{EmoTeen}} emo]] who [[{{LoveMakesYouDumb}} wants nothing more than for Kitty to marry him]], and [[{{TheDitz}} 2D]] turns into a \\\'\\\'freaking rapist.\\\'\\\'
*[[{{YokoOhNo}} Paula]] [[{{RontheDeathEater}} Cracker]] showing up just to pick a fight with the Sue, which \\\'\\\'\\\'culminates in a \\\"Yo Momma\\\" smackdown.\\\'\\\'\\\' Yes, really.
*The line [[{{CrowningMomentofFunny}} \\\"THIS IS FOR BREAKING MY SON\\\'S HEART BITCH!!!\\\"]]
And there\\\'s quite a bit more. I\\\'d check it out if I were you, for all of it is truly hilarious; however, if you do not wish to lose any brain cells, [[{{ShamelessSelfPromotion}} you might be interested to know]] that I have just completed a sporking of it, which can be found [[http://fyeahgorillazbadfic.tumblr.com/ here.]] Enjoy!

*Everyone being horribly [[{{CharacterDerailment}} OOC]] (for starters, [[{{OperationJealousy}} the premise]] depends on Noodle being an uncharacteristically [[{{WomanScorned}} jealous bitch]])

[[{{ShamelessSelfPromotion}} If anyone\\\'s interested, I\\\'m currently writing a sporking,]] which you can find here:

*{{Lemon|Fic}} [[{{IkeaErotica}} scenes]] that [[{{PornWithoutPlot}} eventually overshadow what little plot there is]] (starting at Chapter 12)

*Bad [[{{NoPunctuation}} gram]][[{{WantonCrueltytotheCommonComma}} mar]]/[[{{YouKeepUsingThatWord}} spell]][[{{RougeAnglesofSatin}} ing]] and [[{{DepartmentofRedundancyDepartment}} laughably]] [[{{CaptainObvious}} stupid]] [[{{SaidBookism}} sentences]] throughout.

*Everyone being horribly [[{{CharacterDerailment}} OOC]] ([[{{OperationJealousy}} the premise]] depends on Noodle being an uncharacteristically [[{{WomanScorned}} jealous bitch]])

*Everyone being horribly [[{{CharacterDerailment}} OOC]] ([[{{OperationJealousy}} the premise]] depends on Noodle being an uncharacteristically [[{{WomanScorned}} jealous]] [[{{TookALevelinJerkass}} bitch]])

*A [[{{MarySue}} Mary Sue]] who [[{{RelationshipSue}} becomes involved in a giant]] [[{{LoveDodecahedron}} Love Dodecahedron]] with the bandmembers (except Russel, [[{{LongLostRelative}} because she\\\'s his sister]]).

*Bad [[{{NoPunctuation}} gram]][[{{WantonCrueltytotheCommonComma}} mar]]/[[{{YouKeepUsingThatWord}} spell]][[{{RougeAnglesofSatin}} ing]] and [[{{DepartmentofRedundancyDepartment}} memorably]] [[{{CaptainObvious}} stupid]] [[{{SaidBookism}} sentences]] throughout.

*Bad [[{{NoPunctuation}} gram]][[{{WantonCrueltytotheCommonComma}} mar]]/[[{{YouKeepUsingThatWord}} spell]][[{{RougeAnglesofSatin}} ing}}]] and [[{{DepartmentofRedundancyDepartment}} memorably]] [[{{CaptainObvious}} stupid]] [[{{SaidBookism}} sentences]] throughout.

*Everyone being horribly [[{{CharacterDerailment}} OOC]] ([[{{WomanScorned}} the]] [[{{OperationJealousy}} premise]] depends on Noodle being an uncharacteristically [[{{ClingyJealousGirl}} jealous]] [[{{TookALevelinJerkass}} bitch]])
*And to top it all off, an [[{{Padding}} overly-padded]] and [[{{IdiotPlot}} utterly stupid]] [[{{RandomEventsPlot}} Random Events Plot]] that [[{{FromBadtoWorse}} becomes more incoherent]] as the story progresses. Expect to find [[{{ButICantBePregnant}} pregnancy scares]], [[{{SexDrugsAndRockAndRoll}} wild parties]], [[{{RapeAsDrama}} rape scenes]] ([[{{RapeIsLove}} that quickly become romantic]]), [[{{YokoOhNo}} Paula]] [[{{DieForOurShip}} Cracker]] showing up just to pick a fight with the Sue, and all of the above [[{{AllJustADream}} turning out to be dreams]] [[{{GroundhogDayLoop}} before happening all over again]] ([[{{DreamWithinADream}} and then those events turning out to be dreams...]]).

*A [[{{MarySue}} Mary Sue]] who [[{{RelationshipSue}} becomes involved in a giant]] [[{{LoveDodecahedron}} Love Dodecahedron.]]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you what just might be the \\\'\\\'Fanfic/MyImmortal\\\'\\\' of the Music/{{Gorillaz}} fandom:

*Bad [[{{NoPunctuation}} gram]][[{{WantonCrueltytotheCommonComma}} mar]]/[[{{YouKeepUsingThatWord}} spell]][[{{RougeAnglesofSatin}} ing}}]] and [[{{DepartmentofRedundancyDepartment}} memorably]] [[{{CaptainObvious}} stupid]] [[{{SaidBookism}} sentences]] throughout.

*Bad [[{{NoPunctuation}} gram]][[{{WantonCrueltytotheCommonComma}} mar]]/[[{{YouKeepUsingThatWord}} spell]][[{{RougeAnglesofSatin}} ing}} and [[{{DepartmentofRedundancyDepartment}} memorably]] [[{{CaptainObvious}} stupid]] [[{{SaidBookism}} sentences]] throughout.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you what just might be the \\\'\\\'Fanfic/MyImmortal\\\'\\\' of the \\\'\\\'Music/Gorillaz\\\'\\\' fandom:
[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2968576/1/Noodle-s-Secret-Lover]]