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Honestly, Embers has become Radio/TheHowardSternShow for me.
Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes a day. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.
Kenny: How could this be?
Researcher: Answer most commonly given: \\\"I want to see what he\\\'ll say next.\\\"
Kenny: : All right, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
Kenny: : But... if they hate him, why do they listen?
Researcher: Most common answer: \\\"I want to see what he\\\'ll say next.\\\"
What entirely new plot device can Vathara pull out of her ass to prove that the Gaang is a bunch of immature, useless brats(aside from the \\\"badasses\\\" Toph and Sokka - though Sokka needed to be souljacked to make him anything more than moderately useful) who could only be made useful to the world through the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludovico_Technique Ludovico]] [[ClockworkOrange Technique]]? Every bit of historical, supernatural, or sociological research that she drops in(that Aang is just too sweet and idealistic to take seriously) just makes the Fire Nation more noble and the other three more barbaric. Hell, I\\\'m personally betting on Fire Nation rapebabies being superhumans or something - maybe that\\\'s why Tao has greater spiritual power, that \\\"ingrate.\\\" Or that psychological trauma exponentially increases bending capabilites, especially in children. Or perhaps the Fire Nation\\\'s constant clan wars were the equivalent of FatalFrame\\\'s human sacrifices, holding the Spirit World at bay. Maybe even that the coming of Sozin\\\'s Comet and the ensuing global genocide will prevent Koh from attaining physical form a la the Mechons\\\' slaughter of the Homs in XenobladeChronicles.
I guess I\\\'ll find out in three weeks...
Perhaps Zuko will find a gateway to humanity\\\'s homeworld and his ultimate allies - [[Fanfic/ReflectionsLostOnADarkRoad UNETCO]].
Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes a day. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.
Kenny: How could this be?
Researcher: Answer most commonly given: \\\"I want to see what he\\\'ll say next.\\\"
Kenny: : All right, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
Kenny: : But... if they hate him, why do they listen?
Researcher: Most common answer: \\\"I want to see what he\\\'ll say next.\\\"
What entirely new plot device can Vathara pull out of her ass to prove that the Gaang is a bunch of immature, useless brats(aside from the \\\"badasses\\\" Toph and Sokka - though Sokka needed to be souljacked to make him anything more than moderately useful) who could only be made useful to the world through the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludovico_Technique Ludovico]] [[ClockworkOrange Technique]]? Every bit of historical, supernatural, or sociological research that she drops in(that Aang is just too sweet and idealistic to take seriously) just makes the Fire Nation more noble and the other three more barbaric. Hell, I\\\'m personally betting on Fire Nation rapebabies being superhumans or something - maybe that\\\'s why Tao has greater spiritual power, that \\\"ingrate.\\\" Or that psychological trauma exponentially increases bending capabilites, especially in children. Or perhaps the Fire Nation\\\'s constant clan wars were the equivalent of FatalFrame\\\'s human sacrifices, holding the Spirit World at bay. Maybe even that the coming of Sozin\\\'s Comet and the ensuing global genocide will prevent Koh from attaining physical form a la the Mechons\\\' slaughter of the Homs in XenobladeChronicles.
I guess I\\\'ll find out in three weeks...
Perhaps Zuko will find a gateway to humanity\\\'s homeworld and his ultimate allies - [[Fanfic/ReflectionsLostOnADarkRoad UNETCO]].
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Honestly, Embers has become Radio/TheHowardSternShow for me.
Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes a day. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.
Kenny: How could this be?
Researcher: Answer most commonly given: \\\"I want to see what he\\\'ll say next.\\\"
Kenny: : All right, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
Kenny: : But... if they hate him, why do they listen?
Researcher: Most common answer: \\\"I want to see what he\\\'ll say next.\\\"
What entirely new plot device can Vathara pull out of her ass to prove that the Gaang is a bunch of immature, useless brats(aside from the \\\"badasses\\\" Toph and Sokka - though Sokka needed to be souljacked to make him anything more than moderately useful) who could only be made useful to the world through the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludovico_Technique Ludovico]] [[ClockworkOrange Technique]]? Every bit of historical, supernatural, or sociological research that she drops in(that Aang is just too sweet and idealistic to take seriously) just makes the Fire Nation more noble and the other three more barbaric. Hell, I\\\'m personally betting on Fire Nation rapebabies being superhumans or something - maybe that\\\'s why Tao has greater spiritual power, that \\\"ingrate.\\\" Or that psychological trauma exponentially increases bending capabilites, especially in children. Or perhaps the Fire Nation\\\'s constant clan wars were the equivalent of FatalFrame\\\'s human sacrifices, holding the Spirit World at bay. Maybe even that the coming of Sozin\\\'s Comet and the ensuing global genocide will prevent Koh from attaining physical form a la the Mechonis\\\' slaughter of the Homs in XenobladeChronicles.
I guess I\\\'ll find out in three weeks...
Perhaps Zuko will find a gateway to humanity\\\'s homeworld and his ultimate allies - [[Fanfic/ReflectionsLostOnADarkRoad UNETCO]].
Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes a day. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.
Kenny: How could this be?
Researcher: Answer most commonly given: \\\"I want to see what he\\\'ll say next.\\\"
Kenny: : All right, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
Kenny: : But... if they hate him, why do they listen?
Researcher: Most common answer: \\\"I want to see what he\\\'ll say next.\\\"
What entirely new plot device can Vathara pull out of her ass to prove that the Gaang is a bunch of immature, useless brats(aside from the \\\"badasses\\\" Toph and Sokka - though Sokka needed to be souljacked to make him anything more than moderately useful) who could only be made useful to the world through the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludovico_Technique Ludovico]] [[ClockworkOrange Technique]]? Every bit of historical, supernatural, or sociological research that she drops in(that Aang is just too sweet and idealistic to take seriously) just makes the Fire Nation more noble and the other three more barbaric. Hell, I\\\'m personally betting on Fire Nation rapebabies being superhumans or something - maybe that\\\'s why Tao has greater spiritual power, that \\\"ingrate.\\\" Or that psychological trauma exponentially increases bending capabilites, especially in children. Or perhaps the Fire Nation\\\'s constant clan wars were the equivalent of FatalFrame\\\'s human sacrifices, holding the Spirit World at bay. Maybe even that the coming of Sozin\\\'s Comet and the ensuing global genocide will prevent Koh from attaining physical form a la the Mechonis\\\' slaughter of the Homs in XenobladeChronicles.
I guess I\\\'ll find out in three weeks...
Perhaps Zuko will find a gateway to humanity\\\'s homeworld and his ultimate allies - [[Fanfic/ReflectionsLostOnADarkRoad UNETCO]].
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Honestly, Embers has become Radio/TheHowardSternShow for me.
Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes a day. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.
Kenny: How could this be?
Researcher: Answer most commonly given: \\\"I want to see what he\\\'ll say next.\\\"
Kenny: : All right, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
Kenny: : But... if they hate him, why do they listen?
Researcher: Most common answer: \\\"I want to see what he\\\'ll say next.\\\"
What entirely new plot device can Vathara pull out of her ass to prove that the Gaang is a bunch of immature, useless brats(aside from the \\\"badasses\\\" Toph and Sokka - though Sokka needed to be souljacked to make him anything more than moderately useful) who could only be made useful to the world through the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludovico_Technique Ludovico]] [[ClockworkOrange Technique]]? Every bit of historical, supernatural, or sociological research that she drops in just makes the Fire Nation more noble and the other three more barbaric. Hell, I\\\'m personally betting on Fire Nation rapebabies being superhumans or something - maybe that\\\'s why Tao has greater spiritual power, that \\\"ingrate.\\\" Or that psychological trauma exponentially increases bending capabilites, especially in children. Or perhaps the Fire Nation\\\'s constant clan wars were the equivalent of FatalFrame\\\'s human sacrifices, holding the Spirit World at bay. Maybe even that the coming of Sozin\\\'s Comet and the ensuing global genocide will prevent Koh from attaining physical form a la the Mechonis\\\' slaughter of the Homs in XenobladeChronicles.
I guess I\\\'ll find out in three weeks...
Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes a day. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.
Kenny: How could this be?
Researcher: Answer most commonly given: \\\"I want to see what he\\\'ll say next.\\\"
Kenny: : All right, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
Kenny: : But... if they hate him, why do they listen?
Researcher: Most common answer: \\\"I want to see what he\\\'ll say next.\\\"
What entirely new plot device can Vathara pull out of her ass to prove that the Gaang is a bunch of immature, useless brats(aside from the \\\"badasses\\\" Toph and Sokka - though Sokka needed to be souljacked to make him anything more than moderately useful) who could only be made useful to the world through the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludovico_Technique Ludovico]] [[ClockworkOrange Technique]]? Every bit of historical, supernatural, or sociological research that she drops in just makes the Fire Nation more noble and the other three more barbaric. Hell, I\\\'m personally betting on Fire Nation rapebabies being superhumans or something - maybe that\\\'s why Tao has greater spiritual power, that \\\"ingrate.\\\" Or that psychological trauma exponentially increases bending capabilites, especially in children. Or perhaps the Fire Nation\\\'s constant clan wars were the equivalent of FatalFrame\\\'s human sacrifices, holding the Spirit World at bay. Maybe even that the coming of Sozin\\\'s Comet and the ensuing global genocide will prevent Koh from attaining physical form a la the Mechonis\\\' slaughter of the Homs in XenobladeChronicles.
I guess I\\\'ll find out in three weeks...
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Honestly, Embers has become Radio/TheHowardSternShow for me.
Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes a day. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.
Kenny: How could this be?
Researcher: Answer most commonly given: \\\"I want to see what he\\\'ll say next.\\\"
Kenny: : All right, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
Kenny: : But... if they hate him, why do they listen?
Researcher: Most common answer: \\\"I want to see what he\\\'ll say next.\\\"
What entirely new plot device can Vathara pull out of her ass to prove that the Gaang is a bunch of immature, useless brats(aside from the \\\"badasses\\\" Toph and Sokka - though Sokka needed to be souljacked to make him anything more than moderately useful) who could only be made useful to the world through the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludovico_Technique Ludovico]] [[ClockworkOrange Technique]]? Every bit of historical, supernatural, or sociological research that she drops in just makes the Fire Nation more noble and the other three more barbaric. Hell, I\\\'m personally betting on Fire Nation rapebabies being superhumans or something - maybe that\\\'s why Tao has greater spiritual power, that \\\"ingrate.\\\" Or that psychological trauma exponentially increases bending capabilites, especially in children. Or perhaps even that the coming of Sozin\\\'s Comet and the ensuing global genocide will prevent Koh from attaining physical form a la the Mechonis\\\' slaughter of the Homs in XenobladeChronicles.
I guess I\\\'ll find out in three weeks...
Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes a day. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.
Kenny: How could this be?
Researcher: Answer most commonly given: \\\"I want to see what he\\\'ll say next.\\\"
Kenny: : All right, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
Kenny: : But... if they hate him, why do they listen?
Researcher: Most common answer: \\\"I want to see what he\\\'ll say next.\\\"
What entirely new plot device can Vathara pull out of her ass to prove that the Gaang is a bunch of immature, useless brats(aside from the \\\"badasses\\\" Toph and Sokka - though Sokka needed to be souljacked to make him anything more than moderately useful) who could only be made useful to the world through the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludovico_Technique Ludovico]] [[ClockworkOrange Technique]]? Every bit of historical, supernatural, or sociological research that she drops in just makes the Fire Nation more noble and the other three more barbaric. Hell, I\\\'m personally betting on Fire Nation rapebabies being superhumans or something - maybe that\\\'s why Tao has greater spiritual power, that \\\"ingrate.\\\" Or that psychological trauma exponentially increases bending capabilites, especially in children. Or perhaps even that the coming of Sozin\\\'s Comet and the ensuing global genocide will prevent Koh from attaining physical form a la the Mechonis\\\' slaughter of the Homs in XenobladeChronicles.
I guess I\\\'ll find out in three weeks...
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Researcher: Answer most commonly given: \\\"I want to see what he\\\'ll say next.\\\"
Kenny: : All right, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
Kenny: : But... if they hate him, why do they listen?
Researcher: Most common answer: \\\"I want to see what he\\\'ll say next.\\\"
What entirely new plot device can Vathara pull out of her ass to prove that the Gaang is a bunch of immature, useless brats(aside from the \\\"badasses\\\" Toph and Sokka - though Sokka needed to be souljacked to make him anything more than moderately useful) who could only be made useful to the world through the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludovico_Technique Ludovico]] [[ClockworkOrange Technique]]? Every bit of historical, supernatural, or sociological research that she drops in just makes the Fire Nation more noble and the other three more barbaric. Hell, I\\\'m personally betting on Fire Nation rapebabies being superhumans or something - maybe that\\\'s why Tao has greater spiritual power, that \\\"ingrate.\\\" Or that psychological trauma exponentially increases bending capabilites, especially in children. Or perhaps even that the coming of Sozin\\\'s Comet and the ensuing global genocide will prevent Koh from attaining physical form a la the ending of XenobladeChronicles.
I guess I\\\'ll find out in three weeks...
Kenny: : All right, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
Kenny: : But... if they hate him, why do they listen?
Researcher: Most common answer: \\\"I want to see what he\\\'ll say next.\\\"
What entirely new plot device can Vathara pull out of her ass to prove that the Gaang is a bunch of immature, useless brats(aside from the \\\"badasses\\\" Toph and Sokka - though Sokka needed to be souljacked to make him anything more than moderately useful) who could only be made useful to the world through the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludovico_Technique Ludovico]] [[ClockworkOrange Technique]]? Every bit of historical, supernatural, or sociological research that she drops in just makes the Fire Nation more noble and the other three more barbaric. Hell, I\\\'m personally betting on Fire Nation rapebabies being superhumans or something - maybe that\\\'s why Tao has greater spiritual power, that \\\"ingrate.\\\" Or that psychological trauma exponentially increases bending capabilites, especially in children. Or perhaps even that the coming of Sozin\\\'s Comet and the ensuing global genocide will prevent Koh from attaining physical form a la the ending of XenobladeChronicles.
I guess I\\\'ll find out in three weeks...
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Researcher: Answer most commonly given: \\\"I want to see what he\\\'ll say next.\\\"
Kenny: : All right, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
Kenny: : But... if they hate him, why do they listen?
Researcher: Most common answer: \\\"I want to see what he\\\'ll say next.\\\"
What entirely new plot device can Vathara pull out of her ass to prove that the Gaang is a bunch of immature, useless brats(aside from the \\\"badasses\\\" Toph and Sokka - though Sokka needed to be souljacked to make him anything more than moderately useful) who could only be made useful to the world through the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludovico_Technique Ludovico]] [[ClockworkOrange Technique]]? Every bit of historical, supernatural, or sociological research that she drops in just makes the Fire Nation more noble and the other three more barbaric. Hell, I\\\'m personally betting on Fire Nation rapebabies being superhumans or something - maybe that\\\'s why Tao has greater spiritual power, that \\\"ingrate.\\\"
I guess I\\\'ll find out in three weeks...
