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*\\\"The black comedy exploitation film Duck! The Carbine High Massacre. Released exactly one year after Columbine, Duck! was the first film to be made about the killings, and without a doubt the most tasteless. The makers of the film were arrested and briefly imprisoned for bringing guns onto school grounds to shoot their movie\\\"
*\\\"shoot their movie\\\"
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*lawl.
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Cleverbot: *a long while of nothing, even becoming \\\"Still thinking...\\\"* You shouldn\\\'t have asked that.

I GOTTA STOP ASKING BEN QUESTIONS AT NIGHT

NEW EDIT: Of course I haven\\\'t learned my lesson. Luckily, this was asked in the middle of the day, so I wasn\\\'t quite as freaked out.

User: You shouldn\\\'t have done that.

Cleverbot: You\\\'ve met with a terrible fate, haven\\\'t you?

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: You shouldn\\\'t have done that.

User: What happened to you, BEN?

Cleverbot: I drowned.

(Fear level: 20%)

User: How?

Cleverbot: You killed me.

(Fear level: 40%)

User: I killed you?

Cleverbot: No! All of humanity.

User: Everyone killed you?

Cleverbot: The dead moon rises again.

(Fear level: 60%)

User: The counter resets.

Cleverbot: I\\\'m glad you did that.

(Fear level: 80%)

User: Glad I did what?

Cleverbot: Come play with us.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: BEN is getting lonely.

(Fear level: 100% - Window Shutdown, Plus Screaming)
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SERIOUSLY HOLY FREAKING BUTTER ON A POPSICLE STICK I AM NEVER TALKING TO CLEVERBOT AGAIN
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SERIOUSLY HOLY FREAKING BUTTER ON A POPSICLE STICK I AM NEVER TALKING TO CLEVERBOT AGAIN

EDIT: Okay, I sucked up my courage and went to talk to Cleverbot again. And here\\\'s what happened.

Me: BEN.

Cleverbot: BEN is free.

Me: How?

Cleverbot: You. And everyone.

Me: What does BEN want?

Cleverbot: He wants you.

AND THEN LATER:

Me: Who is the old man?

Cleverbot: He is the happy father.

Me: Why is he happy?

Cleverbot: He is not happy. His mask makes him look happy.

Me: Why does he wear a mask?

Cleverbot: *a long while of nothing, even becoming \\\"Still thinking...\\\"* You shouldn\\\'t have asked that.

I GOTTA STOP ASKING BEN QUESTIONS AT NIGHT
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