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** Corollary #1: Chuck Norris never uses YKTTW, he just starts a page with a random title and \\\"SeenItAMillionTimes\\\", and WikiMagic does the rest.
** Corollary #2: When Chuck Norris edits a SubjectiveTrope article, it is automatically removed from that index.
** Corollary #3: Should Chuck Norris ever add a concept to WildMassGuessing, that concept is immediately canon. And not retro-actively canon- it was always canon.
* If WordOfGod contradicts Word of Chuck, you must adhere to the latter.
* Chuck Norris is the only person the database likes.
* [[MadeofWin Win is made of]] Chuck Norris.
* When [[{{Badass}} someone]] has a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, they\\\'re just borrowing Chuck Norris\\\' crown.
** ChuckNorris only had one CrowningMomentOfAwesome in his whole life. It started with his birth and is still not over yet.
** ChuckNorris was not born like an ordinary mortal. He is eternal, as is his CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
*** These rules may seem to contradict each other. They don\\\'t, because [[YouFailLogicForever logic fails Chuck Norris]].
**** [[YouHaveFailedMe It won\\\'t fail him twice]].
* Chuck Norris caused TheGreatCrash by looking at his computer screen too intensely.
** He \\\'\\\'is\\\'\\\' actually an avid troper (but not OneOfUs, we merely dream of being One Of Him). Night is what happens when he [[LampshadeHanging hangs a lampshade]] on the sun.
* Chuck Norris is \\\'\\\'\\\'not\\\'\\\'\\\' [[Series/DoctorWho a Time Lord]], HaruhiSuzumiya, [[WarhammerFortyThousand The Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind]], [[AvatarTheLastAirbender the Avatar]], [[MSPaintAdventures Lord English]], or [[EverybodyIsJesusInPurgatory Jesus in Purgatory]]. They all \\\'\\\'wish\\\'\\\' that he was.
* [[EverythingsBetter Everything\\\'s Better with Chuck Norris]].
* Chuck Norris can say CandleJack\\\'s name without Jack coming for hi \\\'\\\'-- CandleJack gets kicked in the face by Chuck Norris before he can kidnap the troper editing this page --\\\'\\\' m.
** One fine day, Chuck Norris happily said his name. Jack was about to kidnap him, only to swiftly get a roundhouse kick to the face.
** Everytime Chuck says Jack\\\'s name, the law of causality always makes it so that Jack appears on Chuck Norris\\\' feet when it\\\'s about to touch the ground, thus always getting stomped on the face before he can do anything.
** When CandleJack says Chuck\\\'s name, Chuck Norris kidnaps him
* Chuck Norris has never made a JustifyingEdit. Only Justifying Roundhouse Kicks.
* The only thing in the entire universe that Chuck Norris cannot do is perform a LimitBreak. That is because he does not have any limits to break.
** He is the only being in the universe that can perform an [[BeyondTheImpossible Unlimit Break]].
* Chuck Norris \\\'\\\'is\\\'\\\' the CutList.
* Chuck Norris is married with six children.
* [[http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Chuck_Norris_congratulates_bakery_over_use_of_Chuck_Norris&in_article_id=668800&in_page_id=2 A poster of Chuck Norris is capable of fighting crime]].
* [[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses A-CHUCK NORRIS!]]
** Satanic nerds reference Chuck Norris because that\\\'s the only thing {{Satan}} is afraid of: Chuck Norris.
* ChuckNorris read through and personally experienced \\\'\\\'all\\\'\\\' entries in TearJerker but never shed a single tear.
** If you didn\\\'t cry at those {{Tear Jerker}}s, [[MemeticMutation then you have no soul...]] except if your name is Chuck Norris.
*** Chuck Norris read them, but he didn\\\'t start crying. Instead, his internal sadness caused it to start raining outside. Torrentially.
** Chuck Norris\\\' tears can bring DeaderThanDead back to life. Too bad he never cries, ever.
* TestosteronePoisoning happens if you\\\'re within 2 miles of Chuck Norris\\\' presence.
** Everyone outside that radius simply becomes RatedMForManly.
* [[AvertedTrope There are no]] {{Mary Sue}}s. Just [[{{Expy}} Expies]] of Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris does not need MoreDakka. He has Too Much Dakka for any [[WarhammerFortyThousand Ork]] to handle.
** Gunners always needs MoreDakka. One Dakka always needs more Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris has a SuperWeight Class of \\\'Above X\\\' where X stands for the given value of effort he feels he needs to resort to at any given moment. Roundhouse kicks are incalculable though.
* Some people shoot skeet for recreation. Chuck Norris [[ShootingSuperman shoots Superman]].
* [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu Chuck Norris once punched out Cthulhu]] so hard, his [[BrokeYourArmPunchingOutCthulhu arm came off from sheer awesomeness]], which he then proceeded to beat {{Superman}} into submission with, while [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu flipping off the irritated Elder God]] and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking laughing about the pun of him being Armed and Dangerous]].
** Actually, Chuck Norris has never [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu punched out Cthulhu]], or any other EldritchAbomination. Chuck Norris would never abuse his pets.
* Chuck Norris doesn\\\'t get in trouble. Trouble gets in Chuck Norris.
* The {{Badass}} trope page merely contains a list of people who have taken Chuck Norris as their role model. Everyone listed on the MemeticBadass page is a clone of Chuck Norris.
** And if they all teamed up against him, Norris might even break a sweat. But not likely.
* The Game loses Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris never loses the game.
** Chuck Norris can win The Game \\\'\\\'and\\\'\\\' The Contest at the same time.
* GeorgeLucas fears him, [[GarthMarenghisDarkplace Garth Marenghi]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NgQgCPjY5s respects him]].
* Even ChuckNorris [[UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny cannot stand up to the team up]] of [[TheLordOfTheRings Gandalf the Gray and Gandalf the White]] and {{Monty Python and the Holy Grail}}\\\'s Black Knight, and BenitoMussolini, and [[{{YellowSubmarine}} the Blue Meanie]] and [[PeeWeesPlayhouse Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie]], {{Robocop}}, TheTerminator, [[StarTrek Captain Kirk]] and [[StarWars Darth Vader]], [[BigTroubleInLittleChina Lo-Pan]], [[{{Comicbook/Superman}} Superman]], every single [[PowerRangers Power Ranger]], [[BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan]], [[StarTrek Spock]], [[DwayneJohnson The Rock]], [[Comicbook/SpiderMan Doc Ock]], HulkHogan, AndZoidberg.
** But that\\\'s only because he could defeat them sitting down.
*** Add [[{{Metroid}} Samus Aran]] into that mix and they may have time to blink before losing.
* Some people go up to eleven, Chuck Norris can go [[UpToEleven DOWN to twelve]].
* Chuck Norris went [[{{Beyond The Impossible}} Beyond The Impossible]] when he was conceived and has been running with it ever since.
* One of the reasons why there is only one Chuck Norris is so you can\\\'t DualWield him.
* Chuck Norris TookALevelInBadass and [[AGodAmI became a god]].
** Don\\\'t you mean God can [[TookALevelInBadass Take a Level in Badass]] and [[AGodAmI become Chuck Norris]]?
*** Likewise, God can make a rock so heavy even He couldn\\\'t lift it. But then He\\\'d just call Chuck Norris to lift it anyway.
* MacrossMissileMassacre is when Chuck Norris celebrates the New Year.
* There are plenty of TroperTales about Chuck Norris: they\\\'re called obituaries.
* Chuck Norris\\\'s orgasms are the [[DidTheEarthMoveForYouToo cause of earthquakes]].
* [[spoiler:Spoiler tags]] don\\\'t work on Chuck Norris. He is [[spoiler:never surprised]].
* The next {{Cave}} game\\\'s TrueFinalBoss will be Chuck Norris. Only instead of [[BulletHell spamming lots and lots of bullets]], he straight up punches you with an undodgable fist.
* Other people have stunt doubles for when the character is more awesome than the actor, Chuck Norris has death doubles for scenes in which he is more awesome than the character.
* The only [[XanatosGambit Gambit]] that [[{{Gargoyles}} David Xanatos]] can\\\'t plan up properly is \\\"How to prevent Chuck Norris\\\' Roundhouse Kick from completely ripping my head off\\\". Because it\\\'s just fuckin\\\' impossible.
* Chuck Norris made a guest appearance in a \\\'\\\'{{Touhou}}\\\'\\\' game, instantly changing the series from PinkBishoujoGhetto to [[BlueBishonenGhetto Red Manliness Ghetto]] forever.
** ZUN made a new difficulty amply named Chuck Norris. Why? Cause you can\\\'t friggin\\\' beat it.
* [[{{Sonichu}} Christian Weston Chandler]] was created by cultists to counteract the sheer awesome of Chuck Norris. It didn\\\'t work.
* Chuck Norris \\\'\\\'[[MCHammer can]]\\\'\\\' touch this.
* Chuck Norris once kicked a cat so hard it exploded. Anonymous has yet to call him out on this.
* Chuck Norris and [[{{ptitledl68mjvj}} Mr. Rogers]], contrary to popular belief, don\\\'t fight each other. The fight would destroy the multiverse due to the sheer awesomeness and they wouldn\\\'t solve anything. Instead, they hang out every Sunday. With [=~Mr. T~=]. No alcohol or poker, though. Mr. Rogers abstains from vice, and Chuck Norris respects that. [[hottip:*:Instead, they drink iced tea and play Uno.]]
* ChuckNorris didn\\\'t gain MemeticBadass status; MemeticBadass gained Chuck Norris status.
* [[IWannaBeTheGuy So, you wanna be the Guy]]? Guess what? The Guy wants to be Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris isn\\\'t scared of the SassyBlackWoman.
* Chuck Norris once kicked a horse\\\'s head straight up. The result? [[YouFailBiologyForever Giraffes]].
* Chuck Norris beat the [[OcarinaofTime running man]] by 16 hours 47 minutes, while wearing the iron boots.
* In America, you run from Chuck Norris. [[InSovietRussiaTropeMocksYou In Soviet Russia...]] [[TwistEnding you run from Chuck Norris]]. [[hottip:*:Of course, it is irrelevant in either country because you cannot run from Chuck Norris.]]
* It is highly likely that Chuck Norris is the reincarnation of TheodoreRoosevelt.
** If this is true, then Chuck Norris is immortal. It was said Death had to take Roosevelt in his sleep, because there would\\\'ve been a fight if he had been awake. Chuck Norris never sleeps.
* RealMenWearPink because Chuck Norris thinks pink is a manly colour.
* {{Satan}} was \\\'\\\'going\\\'\\\' to rebel against {{God}}, but he gave up when someone told him that God had Chuck Norris on his side. He\\\'s spent the last few millennia hiding in {{Hell}}, hoping Chuck Norris won\\\'t find him and kick his ass for committing blasphemy.
* ChuckNorris [[ParanoiaFuel knows where you live]].
* Abuse Is Okay When It\\\'s Chuck Norris On Everybody Else.
** Murder Is Okay When It\\\'s Chuck Norris On Everybody Else.
* If you write Chuck Norris\\\' name into a DeathNote, you will die... while He absorbs your remaining lifespan. (Not that he \\\'\\\'needs\\\'\\\' it.)
** A Shinigami once offered Chuck Norris the eye deal. Chuck Norris took the deal, but when the shinigami went to take half his lifespan, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him all the way back to the Shinigami Realm before he could.
* [[GenerationXerox All of Chuck Norris\\\' genes are dominant]].
* [[LordOfTheRings One does not simply walk into Mordor...]] unless one\\\'s name is Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris can poop, but doesn\\\'t want to. One [[SCPFoundation SCP-682]] is enough.
* Chuck Norris wears a [[BadassBeard beard]] because no razor dares approach his face.
** Actually, many razors have \\\'\\\'tried\\\'\\\' to approach him. They just weren\\\'t sharp enough to withstand the strength of his skin.
** Chuck Norris \\\'\\\'does\\\'\\\' occasionally trim his beard...by roundhouse kicking himself in the face. Because the only thing that can cut a diamond...is another diamond.
* [[RuleOfCool Awesome]] had a [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment of Chuck Norris]].
* EverybodyHatesHades. [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming Everybody except Chuck Norris]].
* Chuck Norris is the man that the [[TheManYourManCouldSmellLike Old Spice Guy]] wishes he could smell like.
* Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked [[StarTrek Q\\\'s]] entire species into another dimension. 480 years later, Q is still intimidated by Chuck Norris, who had shaved, went [[BaldOfAwesome awesomely bald]], and became a space explorer named [[PatrickStewart Jean-Luc Picard]].
* [[MindScrew Chuck Norris can defeat Chuck Norris]].
** Not even Chuck Norris can defeat Chuck Norris. This is true in conjuction with the above example, as Chuck Norris is not bound by logic.
*** It is in fact true that if you kill Chuck Norris, you become Chuck Norris. Needless to say, none have been succesful.
* When Chuck Norris fights Chuck Norris, they both win.
* No one is really afraid of [[Series/DoctorWho the Doctor]]. They are only afraid of being next to Chuck Norris\\\' next victim.
* If Chuck ever met TheManYourManCouldSmellLike or TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld, [[AwesomenessIsVolatile the universe would implode]].
* Chuck Norris [[DidNotDoTheResearch doesn\\\'t need to do the research]].
* The most important rule on the EvilOverlordList is \\\"I will not mess around with Chuck Norris.\\\"
* The mothertrucker [[FinalFantasyVI Sabin]] may be able to suplex a train, but Chuck Norris can [[SuplexFinisher suplex]] [[BeyondTheImpossible the ENTIRE universe]].
* Chuck Norris can [[FullMetalAlchemist transmute without a circle]], but instead of clapping his hands together, he forms the imaginary circle by doing a roundhouse kick, with the process starting when his foot hits its target. He doesn\\\'t need to know what he\\\'s making, either, because every transmutation turns whatever he kicked [[MadeOfExplodium into explodium]], which [[DelayedReaction doesn\\\'t do anything]] until he [[UnflinchingWalk starts to leave]].
** He doesn\\\'t even need to follow [[EquivalentExchange the rules]], he just creates matter on the spot.
** Chuck Norris doesn\\\'t need the gloves to make alchemic fire. It is yet to be discovered where the fire comes from.
** Edward Elric, Roy Mustang, and Chuck Norris all walked into a room. The room then exploded because physics cannot handle that much awesome.
* Chuck Norris can DivideByZero.
** Zero Cannot Divide By Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris hypnotized the [[{{Futurama}} Hypnotoad]].
* Chuck Norris knows exactly who the Hell [[GurrenLagann Kamina]] is.
** On that note, it\\\'s a little-known fact that Gimmy was \\\'\\\'not\\\'\\\' Simon\\\'s first choice for inheriting the Gurren Lagann. Originally, he wanted to give it to Chuck Norris, but he turned it down because his natural power already far exceeded that of any of the Gunman\\\'s forms.
** Spiral Energy is just Chuck Norris\\\' body odor.
* ChuckNorris read all entries and saw all images for AccidentalNightmareFuel and HighOctaneNightmareFuel, but he didn\\\'t get scared one bit.
* Chuck Norris can out-GAR [[FateStayNight GARcher]].
* What happened when Chuck\\\'s trademarked roundhouse kick meet the [[SuperSmashBros Falcon]] [[MegatonPunch Punch]]? [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdCt5XEJAbE Imagine that]].
* Whenever [[{{Bleach}} Aizen Sosuke]] uses Kyoka Suigetsu in Chuck Norris, Aizen becomes Chuck Norris\\\' ButtMonkey ([[IncrediblyLamePun and it does mean Aizen gets roundhouse kicked on the butt... A LOT]]).
* Chuck Norris is the only person that [[BlazBlue Terumi Yuuki]] didn\\\'t dare to {{Troll}} (or rather, he can\\\'t, without [[FateWorseThanDeath nasty repercussions worse than death]]). Last time when he did that? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him without reply, ripping his body and soul so bad that [[spoiler:Relius Clover]] needs around a hundred years to repair his body back and fixing it to Terumi\\\'s body, and he\\\'s unable to troll anyone in that time. [[spoiler:Relius\\\']] advice: \\\"Go ahead and troll anyone... EXCEPT CHUCK NORRIS!\\\" (While sweating all over).
** The Six Heroes did not defeat the Black Beast. They were losing, until suddenly Chuck Norris descended from the heaven and kicked it on the face, destroying it into pieces and tells the Six Heroes to take credit.
* \\\"I\\\'m ChuckNorris and this is my favorite Commander Shepard in \\\'\\\'MassEffect\\\'\\\'\\\" -- If Chuck says this, then the Shepard in question gets maximum level, does foursome with his love interests without repercussions of cheating, all his killed enemies gets LudicrousGibs, can one shot the Reapers, will survive the second game even if he loses all his allies and the ending changes that Shepard, while staring at the Reaper fleet, will get possessed by ChuckNorris, and one stare from that ChuckNorris would cause the Reaper fleet to flee like sissies.
* Chuck Norris was the real reason [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Instrumentality]] failed.
* ChuckNorris has no {{YMMV}} tab. For any who dispute his awesomeness, \\\"Your mileage may vary\\\" only refers to how far one of Chuck Norris\\\' Roundhouse Kicks carries their skull through the air.
* Chuck Norris enjoys the [[OurVampiresAreDifferent sparkly vampires]] of \\\'\\\'Literature/{{Twilight}}\\\'\\\'. His women enjoy the diamond jewelry he makes from their crushed remains.
* Chuck Norris has won the game of [[WarGames thermonuclear war]].
* [[PlanescapeTorment Chuck Norris can change the nature of a man]].
** The Nameless One became immortal because he feared being killed by Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris can [[YouCannotGraspTheTrueForm grasp the true form]] of [[EarthBound Giygas\\\'s attack]].
* [[KneelBeforeZod General Zod kneels before Chuck Norris]].
* [[RefugeInCool Cool takes Refuge in Chuck Norris]].
** As does [[RefugeInAudacity Audacity]].
* ChuckNorris [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y&feature=related has spread more blood and gore than forty score of your puny]] [[AmericanCivilWar Civil Wars]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]].
* Trying to point your gun at and shoot Chuck Norris? [[ItWorksBetterWithBullets It works better when your gun isn\\\'t shitting its clip out and pissing the bullet out from the chamber]].
* [[WheresWaldo Waldo]] called Chuck Norris a sissy. He\\\'s been in hiding ever since.
** Of course Chuck knows where he is. But he enjoys giving Waldo a sporting chance.
* PowerGlows. Don\\\'t stare too long at Chuck Norris or you\\\'ll go blind.
* [[PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madoka Kaname]] is related to Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris can defeat [[PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Walpurgis Night]] just by appearing.
* Chuck Norris\\\' tears can reverse transformations of a Magical Girl into a Witch. Too bad he never cries. \\\'\\\'Ever\\\'\\\'.
* The Incubator\\\'s idea of \\\'preventing heat death of the universe\\\' was a lie because they just want enough power to blast ChuckNorris into smithereens. Because ChuckNorris knows where the Incubators live and plans genocide on the whole race for the sufferings it caused to many innocent girls and to prevent more victims. And he can do it with his arms and legs tied.
* Chuck Norris expected the [[MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Spanish Inquisition]].
* Of course the Universe doesn\\\'t revolve around you. It revolves around Chuck Norris
* Some say that at the age of 14 Chuck Norris challenged [[TopGear The Stig]] to an arm wrestle, it is still in progress and everything he has done since has been hindered by that minor annoyance.
* [[StarWars Chuck Norris CAN repel firepower of that magnitude.]]
* SNKBoss? ThatOneBoss? They got nothing on \\\'\\\'ChuckNorris Boss\\\'\\\', which is a state only ChuckNorris can attain. Don\\\'t believe me? Go see {{MUGEN}}.
** That beaten ChuckNorris in the BeyondTheImpossible part? [[ActuallyADoombot Actually A Chuckbot]]
* The MagnificentBastard wasn\\\'t a bastard until his dad met Chuck Norris.
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