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Petalklunk: Afen is Mr. Clean again, this time he used his cleaning powers to erase Cthulhu\'s ass

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Afen the AirKing: Damn it, petal!

Petalklunk: Afen is Mr. Clean again, this time he used his cleaning powers to erase
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Petalklunk: Because the mailman doesn\'t accept packages with shots in the balls inside of them

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Petalklunk: Because the mailman doesn\\\'t accept packages with shots in the balls inside
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Petalklunk: And say \

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Petalklunk: And say \\\"Shipping this is illegal!\\\"

Afen the AirKing: They can\\\'t reject anthrax.

Afen the AirKing: They would even see it.

Afen the AirKing: And its not like the mail company viciously tears open everything
they deliver before delivering it

Petalklunk: Besides, how exactly would you rig a bomb to blow up exactly when I found it?

Afen the AirKing: Easy.

Afen the AirKing: I use a grenade.

Afen the AirKing: And attach a string to the pin.

Afen the AirKing: and attach the string to the opening

Cinnamon: BEDZ22:21

Petalklunk: Nevermind

Petalklunk: But since you\\\'re talling me all this, I would know that next time I got a
package from Canada it would have a grenade inside of it.

Petalklunk: So you just foiled your own plan

Afen the AirKing: I am giving you a scenario that I don\\\'t plan on enacting.

Afen the AirKing: So really if I really wanted you dead I would be like: \\\"Sure, I\\\'ll
mail you a trophy but it\\\'s fragile to make sure to open it from the right side up.\\\"

Petalklunk: Then I would slowly turn the box on its side very slowly and carefully.

Petalklunk: And open it from the bottom

Afen the AirKing: Why?

Afen the AirKing: If this was in said scenario this conversation wouldn\\\'t have
happened!

Petalklunk: Afen, I\\\'ll just destroy any packages from Canada I get, becauseI know
you\\\'re gonna kill me.

Afen the AirKing: That\\\'s like if I told you to be careful cause the next place you
have to walk through is a mine field then you just around in circles on it.

Afen the AirKing: Petal, you\\\'re an idiot.

Afen the AirKing: Or at least you\\\'re acting like one

Petalklunk: Afen, I\\\'m just ACTING like an idiot, I know you\\\'re not going to send me a
death package.

Afen the AirKing: In said scenario, this conversation NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.

Petalklunk: Hell, you don\\\'t even know my mailing adress.

Afen the AirKing: That\\\'s not the part you\\\'re being an idiot about!

Petalklunk: And I know for a fact you\\\'ll never give me a trophy.

Afen the AirKing: Aw whatever

Afen the AirKing: Screw this conversation

Afen the AirKing: It pointless

Afen the AirKing: Lets talk about something awesome.

Petalklunk: Like ducks

Afen the AirKing: Sure

Afen the AirKing: You know what would be awesome but would suck at the same time

Afen the AirKing: ?

Petalklunk: Ducks say moo and cows say quack

Afen the AirKing: A tornado made of ducks.

Petalklunk: It\\\'s the circle of communisim

Petalklunk: And then the circle of communisim take dorothy\\\'s house and throws it in a
lake

Petalklunk: But the house can\\\'t swim

Afen the AirKing: :O

Petalklunk: And Dorothy drowns

Afen the AirKing: :O

Petalklunk: Then the witches start singing \\\"Ding Dong The house is gone.\\\"

Petalklunk: Then a munchkin kicks a witch in the groin

Petalklunk: Then the witch says \\\"What are you kicking me there for? I ain\\\'t got no
balls!\\\"

Petalklunk: Then the Munchkin says \\\"I\\\'m never going shopping with you again Paula

Petalklunk: And then flies away by eating chees

Petalklunk: And then the Witch of the West says to the Witch of the East. LET\\\'S GO EAT
SOME CHOCOLATE!

Afen the AirKing: night

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Petalklunk: Good night

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