Okay, That actually IS hilarious.
As I type this I have a sword in one hand and a gun in the other.What do you call a musically-inclined Pettanko?
- An A♭.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A♭ miner
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
edited 25th Jan '10 6:33:39 AM by SapphireFlame
Are you not entertained?What do you call a piano dropped on a barracks?
A♭ Major.
What do you get when you drop a piano on a kid?
A♭ Minor.
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.What do you call a remorseful cog?
A Guilty Gear.
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.Say, did you know that Shakespeare was once a lawyer before losing the right to practice law?
He was disbard
Are you not entertained?How do you make a mage sad? Make him a Blue Mage.
How do you make a red mage sad? Make him a Blue Mage.
How do you make a white mage sad? Make him a Blue Mage.
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.What happens if you drop a piano on your own head?
you'll b flat.
I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....What do you get when you drop a whetstone down a mineshaft?
A sharp miner.
The Revolution Will Not Be TropeableWhat do you get when you drop a whetstone down my shaft
Me. In tons of pain.
<(-_-<)(>-_-)> "FUSION HA"Are people fairly uncomfortable and unhappy in Malaysia?
Worshipper of Ahura Mazda, as proclaimed by Zoroadster http://twitter.com/bpglobalprWhat genre of music focuses mainly on love songs involving prepubescents?
Lolipop.
The Revolution Will Not Be TropeableWhat would you call Barry Allen on a griddle?
A flash in the pan.
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.If you default on an exorcism payment, can you be repossessed?
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?TANGENT WINS.
PUN.
Horny guy to math genius girlfriend: "I want to lie down beside you so I can be tangent to your curves."
Girlfriend responds: "Your limit as you approach me approaches zero."
edited 26th Jan '10 11:56:31 PM by Mapi
My FF.net accountGirlfriend responds: "Your limit as you approach me approaches zero."
I swear I've read a joke very similar but not identical to this one somewhere before, but I can't remember where.
Maybe it's just because I can't tell one math joke from another.
A pig, an ox, and a building were the stars of a math exhibit. The title? Sow, Cow, Tower.
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.Kinkajou: In other news, the calculus teacher accidentally taught the class to yodel while teaching the division rule.
Aa. AAAA aaa aa aaaaaaaaa aaaa, AAA, aaaa. AAAAAAAA aaaa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...aaa aaaaaa a aaaa a aaaaaaa!
"AAAAA aaAAAA AaAaA?"
AAAAAAAAAAA.