I thought beating me was my mother's way of showing she cared. Oh my, that was morbid.
I thought oral sex was sex performed over the phone.
I got Prostitutes, Protestants, and Protestors mixed up a bit when I was younger.
That would be aural sex. -Rimshot-
ᐅᖃᐅᓯᖅ ᐊᑕᐅᓯᖅ ᓈᒻᒪᔪᐃᑦᑐᖅI used to think that semen was pee.
Also, that Charizard evolved into Moltres.
I thought Cloyster could be forced to devolve into Gastly.
edited 17th Oct '10 11:29:43 PM by Mapi
My FF.net accountI used to think that everytime you ate a chocolate biscuit, a fairy died.
I thought movesets like Fire Blast/Flamethrower/Fire Spin/Ember were a good idea.
I used to think all attack movesets were the best. Thankfully, a Google search on "Baton Pass" a decade ago changed that.
My FF.net accountI thought that if you swallowed a slug, it would expand in your stomach and kill you.
Did you people do nothing but play Pokemon as a kid?
Well, it was all the rage when I was 8 years old.
My FF.net accountI thought that when you watched a VHS tape, there was an actual broadcast. And when you rewound or fast-forwarded, there was a staff of people to turn the video back or speed it up.
edited 17th Oct '10 11:56:18 PM by AXavierB
I used to think that Che Guevera was Karl Marx cause I thought "Oh yeah, he's the Head Communist Guy"
Emperor Wu liked cake, but not exploding cake!I used to think that I could control the wind.
The rest of you are lame.
edited 18th Oct '10 12:02:21 AM by LuckyRevenant
"I can't imagine what Hell will have in store, but I know when I'm there, I won't wander anymore."And I thought that Niccolo Machiavelli wrote The Little Prince.
edited 18th Oct '10 12:02:39 AM by Mapi
My FF.net accountI thought that if you didn't close the car door in ten seconds after opening it, the car would explode.
My mother was a very desperate liar at the time.
An useless name, a forsaken connection.I thought the sex shop in my neighorhood sold car insurance.
New User Handle^ Must've made for quite a few interesting conversations.
Nope, never mentioned it until I put two and two together.
New User HandleI used to think I had psychic abilities. Actually, I still think I have psychic abilities. I'm telling you guys, I can totally see into the future when I dream. Maybe I should become a super hero!
You could be the Sandman (or Sandgirl, as it were).
An useless name, a forsaken connection.I thought babies came out of the butt. I got that from "The Lion King", somehow.
^You too?
I thought sex was just rolling around in bed kissing.
I thought that kissing people was spitting seeds into someone's mouth that would turn into a baby because one of my friends convinced me so, and we'd go telling all of the girls chasing boys to kiss them on the playground.
I used to think I was insane and everyone was just too nice to tell me. Not that I think that now >_>
"Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen."
Title is pretty much Exactly What It Says on the Tin.
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When I was a kid, I thought prostitutes were... well I thought the job had something to do with court/the law. Apparently I'd gotten the word mixed up with something rather different...