I Read That As: The Forum Version

Zudak —> Zeus

Snark Bait -> Shark Bait

Gun Porn! -> Gay Porn!

It Just Bugs Me! -> It Just Blinds Me!

edited 14th Apr '10 4:33:48 PM by Knighted

Compliment the troper above -> Condiment the troper above

edited 15th Apr '10 7:57:31 AM by Set

"Troper Updates" + "Gun Porn" = "Troper Porn"

America Sucks-> Amenities Suck

The sad part? I made the thread. ._.

Thoughts On Starship Troopers -> Thoughts On Starship Tropers.

I know about the book and movie's existence and everything, I thought the title was going for some sort of pun. If it were a thread in the music section about Jefferson Starship, it could be "Thoughts On Starship, Tropers?".

Thoughts On Starship Troopers -> Thoughts On Starship Tropers.
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Thoughts On Starship Troopers -> Thoughts On Starship Troopers.

"For me it's my muscles that bother me. I need stronger ones." —> "For me it's my testacles that bother me. I need stronger ones."

Considering the gender of the person that said that... *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk*

"Are you a patriot?" -> "Are you a parrot?"

"God is Blocked" "Pop-Ups Blocked" appearing directly above "God is Good (biblically, he's evil)"

"The Great Country of America" "The Great Country of Africa"

Actually its been happening all day and I can't remember all of them.

"Who is the biggest idiot on the internet?" became "Who is the biggest dick on the internet?"!

Who are your favorite directors? -> What are your favorite directions?

I'm partial to up and left, personally.

at least you didn't read it as "who are your favorite dictators"

Weirdly, two animal-related ones on facebook in the past couple days:

A single tear for my lost money -> A single tear for my lost monkey

Maybe these bagels will calm down the toddlersauruses -> Maybe these badgers will calm down the toddlersauruses

I think the latter is best read in the most hammy evil voice possible, with the implication that you're literally sending out your badger mooks to fight baby dinosaurs.

Oh, and I also was convinced the "Geizo sucks, seriously" thread was about Geico.

edited 25th Apr '10 9:52:02 AM by MikeK

Wild PIDGEY appeared! -> Wild HEDGEY appeared!

"Tomorrow's The Day... I Go To Prom" —> "Tomorrow's The Day... I Go To Porn"

"That's done, you're all coked up."

I'm sure I don't need to explain where I misread that.

edited 27th Apr '10 5:54:05 AM by Edmond_Dantes

"Santa Clara bans children toys with food until nutrition is improved." —> "Santa Claus bans children toys with food until nutrition is improved."

"the noodle Complex" "The noodle incident" and "Oedipus Complex" topics being right next to each other

^^ I did that too, and I keep doing it every time I see it out of the corner of my eye.

Cat People And Dog People -> Cat People Eat Dog People

I Am a Humanitarian meets furry fethishism?

FPS Elimination Game -> PMS Elimination Game

My wife (and, by extension, myself) would be extremely happy if such a game existed. =/

"Post your menstruation habits!"

Which kind of works well with my I Read That As

Heh. I didn't even see that.