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Inkblot Since: Jan, 2001
#1: Jan 22nd 2010 at 12:27:43 PM

(there may have been a thread like this already, but I've been unable to find it.)

Generation Gaps - Generation Gays

People leaving the lights on in my dorm - People leaving four lights on in my dorm

Cloudcuckoolander discussion lounge - Cloudcuckoolander submission lounge

edited 22nd Jan '10 12:30:34 PM by Inkblot

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TheJackal Lurker from the UK Since: Dec, 2009
Lurker
#2: Jan 22nd 2010 at 2:43:26 PM

WAAAAAAANT!!!!!! as WAAAAAAALT!!!!!!

I have been watching way too much Lost recently.

newtonthenewt Since: Jul, 2009
Miijhal Since: Jul, 2011
#4: Jan 23rd 2010 at 8:37:08 PM

Nintendo Kart -> Nintendo Kant.

Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#5: Jan 23rd 2010 at 8:44:58 PM

14 Year Old Girl Tased in the Head Running From Policeman = 14 Year Old Girl Tased in the Head Running From Pokemon

Which I know is horrible, but I had this whole mental image to go with it (Pikachu! Use Thundershock! um yeah.)

Stupid doomed timeline...
SpongebobSquarepants from Somewhere Since: Jan, 2010
#6: Jan 23rd 2010 at 8:49:17 PM

Rape Lay:The Liveblogging= Rap Lays:The Lineblogging

My Phineas and Ferb Liveblog
Tangent128 from Virginia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
#7: Jan 25th 2010 at 10:51:09 PM

It's late. In the following quote, my eyes only read the bold words:

Not exactly. Corporations have always been able to run ads along the lines of 'Senator So-and-so will vote for the health care bill. The health care bill will force men to get sex changes, get pregnant, and then have abortions - and make YOU pay for it!' But corporations have not, until now, been able to make ads saying 'Senator So-and-so is a doo-doo head. Don't vote for So-and-so' explicitly.

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
rallyfan9000 Elite Soldier from overwatch position Since: Jul, 2009
Elite Soldier
#8: Jan 25th 2010 at 10:54:32 PM

Off-topic: Allowing corporations to flex their full power in political ads is a massive fucking wallbanger for me. How could the Supreme Court be so STUPID?

I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.
Nornagest Since: Jan, 2001
#9: Jan 25th 2010 at 10:55:29 PM

We have a thread for that. Vent your political rage there.

I will keep my soul in a place out of sight, Far off, where the pulse of it is not heard.
MadeofMeat Since: Jan, 2001
#10: Jan 25th 2010 at 11:25:26 PM

"rap is a fate worse than death"

Every. Damn. Time.

InverurieJones '80s TV Action Hero from North of the Wall. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
'80s TV Action Hero
#11: Jan 25th 2010 at 11:49:18 PM

It's true, too.

'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
Nornagest Since: Jan, 2001
#12: Jan 25th 2010 at 11:53:47 PM

I was about to make a "man's soul" joke. I've clearly been hanging around you people too long.

I will keep my soul in a place out of sight, Far off, where the pulse of it is not heard.
James_S_Pratt 1st ever Livepan Snarker from This universe Since: Dec, 1969
1st ever Livepan Snarker
#13: Jan 26th 2010 at 10:37:24 PM

"What are you eating?" as "Who are you eating?"

And it just gets better from there!
Zudak Since: Dec, 1969
#14: Jan 26th 2010 at 10:40:44 PM

"Hurricane Katrina" as "Hurricane Katrika"

edited 26th Jan '10 10:41:00 PM by Zudak

James_S_Pratt 1st ever Livepan Snarker from This universe Since: Dec, 1969
1st ever Livepan Snarker
#15: Jan 27th 2010 at 2:16:13 AM

I was just reading the trope page for Satan Is Good and this line about the His Dark Materials trilogy:

"Arguably, Metatron is also similar in role to Satan."

Every EVERY time I see that name I read it as MeGatron.

And it just gets better from there!
mahel042 State-sponsored username from Stockholm,Sweden Since: Dec, 2009
State-sponsored username
#16: Jan 27th 2010 at 2:24:23 AM

^ Who Doesn't?

In the quiet of the night, the Neocount of Merentha mused: How long does evolution take, among the damned?
James_S_Pratt 1st ever Livepan Snarker from This universe Since: Dec, 1969
1st ever Livepan Snarker
#17: Jan 27th 2010 at 2:53:49 AM

It causes some weird mental images at times, lemme tell ya...

And it just gets better from there!
Kimura Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
#18: Jan 27th 2010 at 3:11:39 PM

"rap is a fate worse than death"

...YES!

あ_あ -> ಠ_ಠ

JewelyJ from A state in the USA Since: Jul, 2009
#19: Jan 29th 2010 at 7:07:23 PM

I read a gamer magazine the author day and read Spec Ops 2 as Soap Opera 2.

So Yeah

FreezairForALimitedTime Responsible adult from Planet Claire Since: Jan, 2001
Responsible adult
#20: Jan 29th 2010 at 11:02:21 PM

Tailgating on the Interstate - Tailgating on the Internet

And now I just read that as "Titilating on the Internet."

"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
DUMB
#21: Jan 29th 2010 at 11:03:05 PM

Titrating on the Internet

Suddenly I want to play Telephone.

[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.
Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#22: Jan 29th 2010 at 11:03:48 PM

Tell me, tell me, what chemicals did you isolate?

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
Zudak Since: Dec, 1969
#24: Jan 29th 2010 at 11:06:16 PM

shit, Tzetze beat me to it :(

WHOLE TEAM IS OTAKU.

edited 29th Jan '10 11:06:35 PM by Zudak

Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#25: Jan 29th 2010 at 11:07:28 PM

But that violates bonding rules!

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.

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