From this...
Bloody hell, no wonder I'm always alone...
And from this...
Jamais vu
You know those retarded "thumbs up if you are listening to this in 2011" comments?
Dead? You thought wrong
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I've seeing a lot of those "2011" comments. What is the point of them?!
Jamais vu
Proving to the world that you're smart enough to copypaste from another video.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Dead? You thought wrong
But they make no sense. If you are going to thumb up the comment of course it will probably be in 2011.
Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
Jamais vu
Since when have youtube comments tried to do something like that?
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Dead? You thought wrong
....Right I forgot.
Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
From this video:
Oh no! Rihanna's dino? And she's prehistoric?
edited 17th Apr '13 1:57:08 PM by Yowuza
Dead? You thought wrong
"These documents are extraordinarily precious. I think I'll give them to my useless fucking grandson, who dresses like a mouse and breathes helium all day."
Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
edited 17th Apr '13 1:57:18 PM by Yowuza
Dead? You thought wrong
I know. It does get creepy when you find out little kids watch that show. But it is still funny!
Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
The comments for this video of Summer Glau's cameo in the movie "Sleepover" are excellent. One of them is an obvious troper who wrote, "Hilarious in Hindsight, who's the more popular actress now?"
Dead? You thought wrong
"This fight is pure sex. Seriously. Just listen to all the grunts, moans, and as Vamp slides around behind Raiden, who promptly jams his own sword through his lower stomach, piercing them both. They writhe against each other, Vamp behind and Raiden in front, both grunting in exertion and pain - Vamp even reaches around to grip the sword hilt, and furiously rubs his hand up and down its length, trying to free it. It comes free in a spurt of the white cybernetic blood that Raiden is using."
She actually got that off the Does this remind you of anything page.
Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
Face Time
Dead? You thought wrong
edited 3rd Aug '11 6:12:40 PM by lolacat
Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART PIZZA
Admittedly, it's not as funny if your not familiar with the movie, but damn this made me laugh.
Face Time
I think Rhapsidous himself actually likes this comment.
"Hipsters: the most dangerous gang in the US." - Pacific Mackerel
Fuzzy Orange Doomsayer
I'm not big on Electric Six, but . . .
"27 people are members of the Justin Bieber fanclub".
Proud Canadian
I actually got to meet Dylan in '64. I had VIP tickets to a beatles concert and to my surprise he was back there two (double score!). They were passing around some home rolled cigarettes with some green tobacco. They started playing this song and I asked "wow, is that gonna be on your next cd John?" Dylan cut in and said "NO! Actually I wrote this. It's an exercise to help me remember the days of the week from these strong cigarettes." Paul smiled and said "Partyin' partyin' yeah!"
I remember when this song first came out and I was still living in Communist Romania. All Western music was banned and I had to listen to it over some Yugoslav radio station. Unfortunately, my neighbor reported me and I was sent to work in a prison camp. Every day I would think about this song, hoping that one day I would escape the dread of being enslaved. When communism finally fell, I traveled to England just so I could find this song. It as the most beautiful experience of my life.
I first heard this in 1972, aged 16. I fixed bikes, barely scraping a living. I heard the shop door slam and turned to see my boss' wife storm out and saw him walking my way. He came out to the yard and kicked a can out into the rain before sitting on a crate and lighting up. Johnny Nash's new hit 'I Can See Clearly Now' came on the radio. He slammed a fist down on top of it, and out came this. He cried, finished his cigarette and threw the rest of the pack into the rain. I never saw him again.
It's just uncanny — I haven't heard this song since my tour of duty, back in '68. I was on the last chopper out of Hue City. I tell yeah, it was the strangest thing; there wasn't enough room on the heli to evac everyone. I had to leave some of my best men behind. I can still hear them asking me, "Front seat, back seat... which seat can I take, sarge?"
I didn't have the heart to tell them, they couldn't take either seat.
I can't find the 2 best ones from the beginning.
edited 5th Aug '11 3:05:55 PM by Erock
If you don't like a single Frank Ocean song, you have no soul.
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Top Comments Lol The second top rated comment currently is exactly what the first top rate comment says, except muuuuuuch longer O_O
Butterz Da Panda 1 month ago 164
I find it very disappointing that the second highest rated comment says precisely what is already stated in the highest rated comment, but in a much longer fashion; clearly evidence of a thumb whore who cannot properly summarize. O_O
jpheitman 3 weeks ago 151
"Dr. Strangeloid, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Cleanlink" - thespacephantom
Both Top comments from Rihanna's "Man Down":
Just keep your inner Formatting Nazi in bay.
@Post 118: Wow, that dialogue from the girl sounds flat.
edited 14th Aug '11 9:42:48 PM by chihuahua0
Though I also feel compelled to mention