wait, what?
Did you see the stylish kids in the riot?At first I was like
but then I was like
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INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.''I am posting a comment to this video.
This is a very important part of youtube.
The post button will post my comment, which is comprised of text and punctuation.
The cancel button will cancel my post, deleting all text and punctuation.
I will now press the post button as I wish to post the comment that I am currently typing in this box that is on youtube that is used to make comments of the text variety much like other people have done in the past.
I have now pressed the button.''
edited 11th Aug '10 7:50:28 AM by Glowsquid
Retsupurae is a goldmine all on its own.
There was this video of a guy holding this little Corgi puppy up in the air and blowing into his face. The puppy was would flail his legs like he's swimming... And in the sea of "that's animal abuse!!!oneone!!eleventy!!!" cries this one poster said:
"You bastard! I can't believe you tricked that corgi into believing he has yet achieved flight!"
it made my day.
Real Life rwby roseOn a video of the "keep your STUPID comments in your POCKET!" scene, someone wrote "I think Mark should have kept that stupid comment in his pocket" (emphasis mine).
The man was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor and the Nobel Peace Prize. He was the best at both killing and not killing - StrangerFor the trailer of The Human Centipede
edited 12th Aug '10 1:05:06 AM by newtonthenewt
She's playing with fire! He's not ready for Nibbly Pig!@Jinxed. I want a link to that video.
Again with the data mining, dear Aunt?This appears on a lot of a lot of videos after someone does something insanely awesome,but:
"Yeah, didn't you hear about this kid? He died. He drowned in a sea of pussy."
Never fails to make me laugh.
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don ZabuAye Aye Korgy sir! I shall endeavor to find it!
EDIT: I found it! Though the comment is different than I remember but no less funny. Proper Quote: You LIED to a Corgi By making it belive it has yet achieved flight!!!! HOW COULD YOU?!?!
anyway linky for flying corgi!
edited 18th Aug '10 1:25:31 PM by JinxedBlackcat
Real Life rwby roseBrandon Flowers' new single Crossfire has so many of these I actually read the comments to cheer myself up.
There are more comments scattered throughout the pages along these lines. While Charlize Theron has at least 50% of the gushing, no one has yet admitted to being female. Well, besides me.
And the one in my signature:
FIRST ACTUAL WOMAN TO ATTAIN MEMETIC BADASS STATUS PLZ
edited 18th Aug '10 10:38:35 PM by Leradny
From here:
Okay, that was me. I'll take two anti-wins for that, I just felt like sharing.
Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku^ Well, if it's any consolation, I thought it was pretty funny.
Like the night my girl went away, gone off in a world filled with stuffSo I was listening to a boss battle song that is one of my favorite ever because it just explodes right in your face. Listen to it for a moment.
1. set this as alarm tone
2. succeed
The highest-rated comment to this video:
Regardless of whether or not you're a fan of the game(s) mentioned, it's really impressive to see people come up with analogies that complex on the fly...
Let's play a game about Pokémon...From a Boondock Saints clip:
From a clip of The Ugly Barnacle
I don't have a nomination, I'm just wondering if my reply to this vid was funny or not.
It's not particularly witty, but this
Roses Are Red/ Violets Are Blue/ Omae wa mo/ Shindeiru
ALL CREATURE WILL DIE AND ALL THE THINGS WILL BE BROKEN. THAT'S THE LAW OF SAMURAI.
As we all know, Youtube comments are typically a festering ocean of stupidity. But every now and then, a piece of genuine wit will surface.
This thread is a place of honour for those comments: