The Phantoon of the Theater

“Then… can you tell me how you got here? How is there a forest in a theatre? I have so many questions.”

"Eh, it's just a little thing I do." Jakky says. "Anyways, wanna open that present?"

Javi picks up the present and eyes it cautiously. “If this is a prank, I’m going to hurt you.” Jakky chuckle and puts his hand over his chest. “Cross my heart that it ain’t.” Javi musters some courage and finally opens the present.

You say what's in the present...

“What’s in the present?”

"Oh, nothin...."

• BOOM!*

Javier looks up, face scarred by burns.

"Except for that."

“I hate you,” he says, half angry and half sad.

Jakky slants his hat again and runs off.

An angry Javier gives chase.

Javier bursts after him, cursing at Jakky repeatedly in both English and Spanish. After a long time of chasing, Jakky veers into a house, and Javier enters.

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Edited by AlmightyTallestSmall on Feb 19th 2024 at 8:06:47 AM

The house is more of a cottage, really, and appears to Jakky’s. It’s pretty simple, with pictures of what should be family members, but they’re more like Jakky with different clothes. Then, he hears a commotion coming from the kitchen.

Javier slowly goes through the house to check it out.

There, he finds a Jakky dressed as a chef, cooking up… something. The rabbit notices him “Ah, a customer!” he says in a bad Italian accent. “Wait-a here.” Jakky quickly comes back, carrying an entire table, and sits Javier down.

Javier is confused, but decides to keep quiet and play along.

Jakky then sets out a big plate with one of those metal covers. “Just-a for you,” he says with a wink. Javi eyes the plate suspiciously, before taking off the cover. All of a sudden, a long extended hand pops out and pokes both of Javi’s eyes. Javi swears, and continues the chase.

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A long chase ensues throughout the house, involving elephant riders, jet skis, Bill Clinton trivia, and a competition to see who can achieve the golden ending of I Was a Teenage Exocolonist first. Finally, Javier gets an idea. He quietly exits the house and knocks on the door. “Package for a Mr. Rabbit!” He says, stifling some laughter.

Jakky opens the door to see Javier dressed as a mailman.

“Yes?”

He takes out a box he took from one the rooms and a sheet that has materialized from out of nowhere. “Just sign here, here, here, not here, and initial there.” As Jakky does so, Javi gives him the box. Jakky opens it, and a mechanical hand pops out and slaps him twice. Javi then grabs Jakky by the neck while he is stunned. “What goes around comes around, huevon! Now, we’re gonna go back inside and have a nice little talk about this whole situation, alright?”

As Javier was saying this, Jakky slipped out and replaced himself with a replica of himself made out of dynamite…

BOOM!

Javier’s hand was blown clean off, with blood spraying.

As Javier screamed, an ambulance came by.

Javier is currently swearing and screaming his head off, while also crying for his mother. As he is doing so, someone who is obviously Jakky walks out and puts him in a stretcher, with Javi being in too much pain to even notice.

By the time Javier has stopped crying, and focuses on his surroundings, he is in a waiting room.

Edited by AlmightyTallestSmall on Feb 19th 2024 at 5:44:21 AM

Having (mostly) calmed down, he begins to assess the situation. More questions flooded his head. Who really was Jakky? Why was he doing this to him? Would he get out alive, if he even got out at all? Would anyone believe him? How’d he get from a forest to a hospital? And where is his camera? He’d have to look for that later. Also, if he gets home he can’t wait to play the character he unlocked- his thoughts were interrupted by someone walking in.

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A nurse who is again, simply Jakky walks in and says, “The doctor will see you now,” and leads Javi by his good arm through the hallways and into a room. There, a doctor(guess who it is) greets him and says, “Now let’s have a look at that arm, shall we?” and winks.